is there any audiobooks for adult furry stories, I would love to hear some more furry stories, but I like audiobooks more than just reading.

the 17th is my birthday 8> YAYYYAYAYAYAYAYA

if you are going to label your winged dogs as avian, then it's only fair that everyone can label avians with nipples as mammal.
and it SHOULD happen, so if you have a nippled avian, label it as mammal and avian too

The Modern English word "fox" is Old English, and comes from the Proto-Germanic word fukh – compare German Fuchs, Gothic fauho

my dirty mind says "hahahahah"
my mature mind says the same
FRED FOX

Sometimes I want to die just to see what happens next...
matthias2986 1 year ago 320

how did this get 320 up votes.
I'm tempted to just say "go ahead"

doing it again

1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
Ring-tailed Lemur

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
King cheetah

3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
African wild dog

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
Mule Deer

5. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
Lab Rat
6. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
corn snake

7. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
Red Kangaroo

8. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Bigeyed sixgill shark

9. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
Chinese Fire Belly Newt

10. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
California Gull

11. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
Monarch butterfly

12. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
Toucan-Crow

13. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Gryphon

14. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
Honchkrow

15. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
Corbin Sparrow

http://www.cracked.com/article_1948.....feature_module

I want a fursuit made of real toucan feathers, on real toucan leather
and a beak made of gold, with seethrough glass eyes made of fine daimonds
loaded with the latest in sex tech and a anamotronic penis that is 1 foot long.

GO GO GO

can you put me on a competent team, not a team that just plows through the other team, or a team that can't do shit.

A COMPETENT TEAM, A TEAM IN WHICH I CAN ENJOY PLAYING IN

EDIT: also the people who play it
STAND ON THE FUCKING POINT YOU DUMBSHITS
really, it does a world of good, why are so many of you so damn dumb

centaurs? fine.
sparkledog? fine.
wings on a wolf? fine.
dragons? fine.
half breeds? fine.
6 dick monster? okay
pregnent and having rough sex that the fetus also likes? fine.
inflation? okay.
feral animals that act human? whatever.
sex with said feral? meh, it's your picture.
bird with dick? WHAT OMG THATS SO STUPID DONT DRAW THAT OMG WTF YOU PERVERT SHITHOLE ITS UNREALISTIC!!!!

AMAZING
I think most of E621 are stupid morons
since according to them generic dog sex is AMAZING all the time.
that shark is playing a guitar, meh
that dog is humping a dog... OMG AMAZING BEST PIC EVER

god you guys are so damn dumb

oh hey
http://www.mediafire.com/?fbln0hb0akcvd2k

also I have a bandcamp
http://ophios.bandcamp.com/
GO GO GO

it's lovely
does anyone know who made this, it's great.

Ophios: wow, the people defending the banner are so fucking dumb
Ophios: jeez, I'm so sorry I bitched about something that's forced on me VIA THE FUCKING BANNER
Ophios: maybe if it wasn't on EVERYPAGE
Ophios: ON THE TOP
Ophios: ALL THE TIME
Zevifa: I already said this to one of my friends, but it seems fans seem to be in a constant denial that they're annoying
Zevifa: they're being*
Ophios: lol they are complaining it's just they r jealous and silly
Ophios: no maybe they are FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT
UpChuckle: we're allowed to respect their decision to like mlp, but they won't do the same
UpChuckle: won't respect our decision to not watch it*
Zevifa: yeah
Ophios: yeah

Ophios: I'm waiting for "if you don't like it, leave"

Ophios: I like how they think everyone else is making drama when they made the drama in the first place

Ophios: also the pony pricks can't seem to realize there's a difference between "I hate that banner just cuz" and "I hate this banner because I'm tired of that fucking shitty show"

UpChuckle: this'd be like me constantly showing clips of zero punctuation to you guys without any sort of regard to how annoying my behavior would be
Ophios: not only that but you get special treatment for doing so

I LOVE PONERS LET ME PUT PONERS EVERYWHUR HURR HUR

*banner blocked*
if any of you pony fans complain, too bad.

EDIT
Zevifa: Hey, I know this generates a lot of conflict; instead of doing something more creative that doesn't generate much conflict, I'd rather do the exact same thing
Zevifa: especially if I'm the supporter of a retarded anti-drama rule
Ophios: and watch is ponyfags go "well if you don't like it leave" oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a furry site, not a chubby bunny/pony site

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....Ptitle0gw4lvn5
http://www.racialicious.com/2009/12.....his-moffs-law/

First of all, when we analyze art, when we look for deeper meaning in it, we are enjoying it for what it is. Because that is one of the things about art, be it highbrow, lowbrow, mainstream, or avant-garde: Some sort of thought went into its making — even if the thought was, "I'm going to do this as thoughtlessly as possible!" — and as a result, some sort of thought can be gotten from its reception. That is why, among other things, artists (including, for instance, James Cameron) really like to talk about their work.

Now, that doesn't mean you have to think about a work of art. I don't know anyone who thinks every work they encounter ought to only be enjoyed through conscious, active analysis — or if I do, they're pretty annoying themselves. And I know many people who prefer not to think about much of what they consume, and with them I have no argument. I also have no argument with people who disagree with another person's thoughts about a work of art. That should go without saying. Finally, this should also go without saying, but since it apparently doesn't: Believe me, the person who is annoying you so much by thinking about the art? They have already considered your revolutionary "just enjoy it" strategy, because it is not actually revolutionary at all. It is the default state for most of humanity.

http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con...../08/legacy.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....09/08/wars.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....04/rxchaos.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....essanddawn.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....iger-Tiger.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....6/godsfire.jpg

furry con at the local ink shop WOOF
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....nkexchange.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....0/firerose.jpg
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-con.....s-of-terra.jpg

I was missing yesterday

D8 oh no

monitor was old and died poor thing it will be missed

but we got a new one, it's smaller but it's WIIIDESCREEN BIZNATCHES!!!

am I the only person who finds it funny that lady gaga sang "born this way"?

hey, be yourself, you were born this way.
says this woman who is playing a character called lady gaga.

maybe Marilyn Manson could make a song about how you should be nice and never shock people.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....Grosz_1920.jpg

ONE TWO THREE
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm sorry but that's what that picture made me think

the bunnies are dead and gone

8D

why are so many non-furries so whiny?

furries get called whiny just because they want to be left alone, or treated equally (although some are really just whiny)

but you see a lot of non-furries "ZOMG furries are SICK FUCKS I hope they get locked up" "those evil bastards". and then they act like homophobes and racists, but if you point it out "YOURE NOT BEING OPPRESSED, WERE JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU LIKE HOMOPHOBES AND RACISTS DO TO OTHER PEOPLE... wait"

what a bunch of whiny cunts, different people, like different things, get over it, whiny cunts.

in before whiny non-furry complains like they always do.

c'mon guys.

my friend  UpChuckle just wants some critique, someone to help him improve.
just some fucking comments.
but FA, is just another site in a long list that just flat out ignores him because he doesn't draw dragon/wolf dick for 100 bucks a pop (just like I get ignored because I don't make generic techno remixes, or have lesbians or cross dressing to sell my music, because music isn't about making music, it's exploiting fetishes).
and every other artist is in this small clique that ignores any artist that doesn't fit in 100% or that doesn't continuously suck their ego off.(which is why I stop bothering trying to fit into these stupid groups)
so yeah, thanks a lot people for not spending a little time helping someone out who doesn't draw sparkle dogs, and whatever shit you people fap to all the damn time.

Ophios: on TVtropes, there is a page called Germans love david hasslehoff
Ophios: the german version of the page is called americans love rammstein
Ophios: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....iebenRammstein


this makes me happy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWCvzduYZg
why does this exist
the music is shit, and the dancing (that's not even dancing) is horrid.

I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*
I JUST COULDNT DO *sniff*

1. why is it when I search for horus, I get a bunch of anubis stuff... really?

2.is there a rule that most furries cannot recognize breasts on female bodies that DO have them, and see dicks on female bodies that DON'T have them?