Felt like I should an update since I've been a little more active here lately. Overall things are pretty good; my wife and I bought a house and we're expecting our first kid! I've got a bunch of horny furry shit on paper but haven't gotten anything typed up enough (or what I feel is quality enough) to post, but I'm still working on it. It's funny, thanks to therapy, meds, and brain magnets I'm essentially a new person but my fetishes haven't changed that much, lol. Here's hoping yall are doing ok and you get some dirty mink writing to read in the near future.

Hey all, I haven't sailed off the edge of the world, just been doing IRL stuff. Probably won't be very active for the foreseeable future either, but just know that I'm doing well and I hope all of you are too!

Any penetrating questions before we enter the new year?

Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, and all associated sayings! I hope everyone is having a warm, safe, and lovely time. :3

I've been watching a lot of horror and sci-fi movies for the Halloween season, and I'm watching one now that I think is ripe for remaking. Now normally I'm against remakes on principle, since I don't think a good thing can be duplicated, but there are elements of this film that could translate very well to today's issues and paradigms. It's called Kronos, from 1957. It's an interesting take on the alien invasion movie, with the invading force being represented by a huge self-replicating machine that absorbs energy, basically a huge, malevolent storage battery. A remake could change some things; instead of being a straightforward narrative, it could start in period, showing Kronos' arrival and then skip forward to modern day, with Kronos using humans and a giant energy conglomerate as a front to begin harvesting resources. There could be lots of thriller and action elements until Kronos itself is revealed and has to go into hostile takeover mode. Even after the heroes win, they could be humbled by the idea of a civilization powerful enough to harness that much power, giving it a bit of cosmic horror. It would be nice to see updates of real genre classics, not just the same stuff recycled over and over with a different name slapped on it.

I have!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11899523/

 lapinbeau is taking commissions of all sorts, and in keeping with the spirit of the season and Mink Appreciation Month, I got this exquisite, 100% percent historically accurate depiction of Jack the Dicker!

So it was decreed, so it shall be!

16 years ago, our man  janusd created Felix, the role model to so many of us mink-dudes. To celebrate, he's declared October to be a month of enjoying and appreciating these most mouthwatering of mustelids. But you guys do that already. ;)

Hey all! I'm looking for some feedback on a new character I'm pitting against Malachi in my next Halloween piece. Here's what I have so far: Marcella, a harpy eagle knight templar-type who goes after our demon-enhanced mink. Would you readers prefer she be a more physical character or use dreams to pull off her supernatural do-gooding?

Wow! Somewhere along the line there, I hit 15,000 page views! Thank you all so very much for visiting, reading, watching, and encouraging this silly mink-guy. :3

Things are going a little better now. Keeping busy, trying to have some fun. What did you guys think of my Owlman setup?

So my dad died on the 5th. No warning signs, nothing. My family's holding up pretty well given the circumstances; things are pretty much taking care of themselves. If I could ask a favor from everyone who reads this, please call or go see your parents/loved ones. Don't let the unexpected leave you with things unsaid.

It's my first non-temp day at the job I've been working since the end of March, I have a nice tie on, I'm behind on owed stories, and you can ask me any questions that you'd like.

I've been wanting to write more female characters and after been inspired by the awesome work  fredgdperry has been posting recently (but let's be honest, who ISN'T inspired by him?) I've thought up Thero, a badass Titan warrior who strides across the planes seeking adventure, riches, and hot studs. Unfortunately, her last escapade has saddled her with a Thong of Doom (still working on the name), essentially a cursed g-string bikini bottom/chastity belt. It seems to be barely there but it magically cuts off all access to the naughty bits. It gets worse: the wearer cannot reach climax by any means, and if they get aroused, the thong holds them at that level of arousal indefinitely. Even if you cheat your way out of permanent horniness with a cold shower or the like, the curse populates your dreams with whatever gets you hottest and puts you right back where you started, or worse. To add insult to injury, the only way for Thero to break the curse is to be defeated in battle, and the curse can tell if she's throwing a match; nothing other than genuine combat will suffice. This is triply difficult, since she's the strongest of her peers, she doesn't want to put herself at the mercy of an actual enemy, and it's just damn embarrassing. So how is she to get out of this pickle? First, I'd like you guys to tell me what you think of the basic concept. :)

My birthday is this Saturday! Gonna have a pool party with friends and neighbors. 25 years; where does the time go?

Whew, that was an ordeal. Summer colds SUCK! But I'm recovered now and my creativity levels are normalized! Off to tend the tentacle monsters at the zoo this morning, then work on my owed writing and some other projects for the rest of the day.

Blargh. I don't know what kind of stomach bugs hide out at my office, but they don't mess around. James, I'm gonna try to finish your second story today, in the bathroom if I have to. Of course things have to get barfy on the weekend. :P

On a more positive front, my belly cooperated long enough last night for me to see Pacific Rim and it. Was. AWESOME. This is a perfect summer movie, the absolute antidote to Michael Bay or Zack Snyder slop. It's not cerebral but definitely not stupid. There are characters in this movie! Actual characters with thoughts and motivations! And has it been mentioned that there are GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT MONSTERS? It lived up to all of my expectations and more. I have a few quibbles with it, but nothing that compromises the overall excellent presentation. I may have to go see it again, as I've heard the 3D actually works.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to assume the fetal position for a while until the Jaeger fist that is apparently jammed in my gut goes away.

EDIT: Wait a second, this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw8XQ3vdW_4

Happy Fourth of July! I'm working on a third One Scene Wonder story and I'm also planning out something with my wood elf character. I'd like to do kind of a riff on the "bathing beauty" scene, except with the usual roles reversed. Who would you like to see hook up with a well-developed wood elf? I'm thinking an amazonian lady, maybe from a monstrous race, but there are so many to choose from!

Hey all, an artist and writer has just returned to the site!  catscratchsilver has been away for a while taking care of life stuff, but the cat is back and raring to go. If you're a fan of growth or bigness in general, go give this talented wordsmith/pencil jockey your support. :3

Got another question I wanted to put to you guys. I've never established an official size for my mink, since the art I've gotten of him tends to vary in that regard. What do you think is a sensible but still mink-sized amount for his naughty bits?

CROWD-SOURCE GENITAL-SIZING GO!

Spoilers, just so you know.

I went to see Man of Steel yesterday. Fucking hated it. Normally, when I read or watch something I don't like, I just roll my eyes and move on, but this movie made me so angry that I can barely believe it.

Number 1: Superman doesn't kill people.

Number 2: SUPERMAN DOESN'T FUCKING KILL PEOPLE.

Supes is not a difficult character to get, which is why I was amazed at how thoroughly Snyder and Co. massacred him. Superman is the exact opposite of dark and gritty; he tells gritty realism to go eat a giant robo-dick. At the climax of the movie, Superman turns General Zod's head the wrong way round. Apparently he forgot that he could FUCKING FLY AND GET ZOD AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE HE WAS THREATENING.

Besides that, the movie was blurry, boring, and treated the audience like idiots. Apparently viewers don't remember what fucking happened an hour earlier and need it explained to them OVER AND OVER.

Finally, the Jesus symbolism. I get it, Superman is a messiah figure. You don't have to put a stained glass window of Jesus IN THE SAME FUCKING FRAME AS SUPERMAN. And you don't have to make Superman 33 YEARS OLD AND HAVE HIM DO THE FUCKING CRUCIFIXION POSE. I GET IT. I FUCKING GET IT.

Fuck you, Zak Snyder et al. Fuck you, movie.

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Are you now or have you ever wanted to be EVIL?  Luther-Bat can help! He needs villains for the next installments of his super-sexy Isla Kinoa story series. If you're interested, pop over to his journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4679557/) and let him know. Now, you may be wondering why I'm so keen on Luther's supply of wicked no-goodniks. Well, if you read Isla Kinoa Part 7 (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10704159/), you'll find that I'm not just a fan of Luther's diabolical cabal of unvirtuous miscreants; I'm also a member!

I won't say it's the most worthless piece of cinematic trash ever produced, but it's damn close. Things that are supposed to be dramatic are funny, things that are supposed to be funny are stupid, and things that are supposed to be heartwarming are bizarre. It's like the movie was made in some kind of an alternate universe where you can win the hand of your lady love by getting tased in front of her while holding a chicken burrito. Which is an actual scene that happens.

And don't give me that "it was just a summer popcorn flick!" The second you start putting people with their limbs blown off in the movie, giving them lines like "I'm half the man I was," you've officially lost the right to make that excuse.

The two main morals of the film seem to be:

1) If you're a fuck-up, just wait for a crisis to happen and hope the right people die. Things will turn out A-ok!

2) FUCK YOU SCIENCE

I really hope Pacific Rim is better than this heap of garbage.

Thanks to everyone to viewed and faved my latest story! It was really great to get back to some writing, and your response has been wonderful. Remember that I'm open for more! <3

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