*watches a shortstack artist friend get banned for shortstacks being too close to loli*

wow they are not good at thi-

*watches a hyper artist get suspended for size difference being too close to loli*

Wow they are Really not good at this content moderation thing!

this is why that kind of porn's illegal, you realize. i don't know why there's always people going on about how it's fucking wrong to "censor the internet" by banning something that makes fucked up people rape and murder kids.

seriously, this is all because people forget that they don't fucking know these people they talk to online so they don't know it they're actually quite messed up in person. people meet someone online, and then they're all nice so they're predisposed to assume nice of them too because noone wants to think they're attracting the freaks, but they don't know.

meanwhile, they're giving kiddy porn to some sad fuck that's so terrified of actually being treated like an adult the fetishize childhood and jerk off to their nieces while wearing a diaper. fucking irresponsible.

see, this is why i assume people are fucktards until i've dragged info out from them. you just never know.

http://i51.tinypic.com/iz9a1k.jpg

what the shit is this? assuming "peirod" doesn't mean "take it up the butt from our trained rapepanda" what the hell kind of price are they trying to sucker you with here? they fly you to some random town in china for a month under the pretense of molesting pandas, so they can harvest your organs or something?

really, who's the guy clicking on this link when they find it? it was a flash banner, so i couldn't directly link it, although i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have anyways just in case someone blames me for suckering their ADD into getting them used by a rapepanda for a month.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/0.....alian_censors/

yes, australia. small breasts must mean they're underage. it's entirely impossible for a grown woman to still be an a-cup, so they're clearly pedo fodder.

apparently if you're not able to be a man in australia you join the government. bleh....

can you ban scatological porn instead? that's pretty clearly a health risk and outright nasty anyhow.

okay, i thought that this had been canned....or maybe it was wishful thinking. but regardless, they're going ahead with the live action movie of Cowboy bebop.

http://teaser-trailer.com/2009/09/c.....ve-action.html

Keanu "i've never learned to act in my life" Reeves?!?!? who the hell came up with this! Why did they think this could ever work?!? have they even- do they-

.....


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got some stuff for you to kill time, if you're the "alone and miserable on the holidays? type. if not....eh, save it for march.

firstly, we the giants:
http://wethegiants.thegiftedintrovert.com/
this is a odd game where you die so other players can reach the next level. how you place yourself when you sacrifice your game affects everyone that plays after. typically, they've ruined it right at the first level. maybe if you join in, people will be able to get past, though....

next up, Gang Garrison!
http://www.ganggarrison.com/
the free 8-bit 2-D demake of team fortress two. i play this....pretty much too often. i'm poor.

and finally a little game for you using youtube. tell me if you can figure out if Devo is saner backwards or forwards! the song Jocko homo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdWZlmA178
and in reverse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhUF2BqoDqA

time to dump some things here for me to keep track of later.

firstly, Scotland brews the strongest beers in the world. but when britain's officals complain that their nanny state thinks that's irresponsible what do they do? take it off the market?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/hom.....arks-fury.html
Fuck that, they brew an even STRONGER beer and laugh at the british for being sissies.

so, i'm likely mentioned this before, but it looks like they're going to try to go ahead with the CGI version of Gigantor.
http://www.imagius.com/t28/web/
note i didn't say Tetsujin 28, as this is very much an americanized plot, right down to the kid being the super-generic white boy with no objectionable personality traits.
i still want it to happen, but that's only because it might mean more giant robots imported over here. why do us film companies have to make characters white and boring?

the Twilight movies are likely to stop at the third book. this is because the next book is the source of all madness, and is so badly conceived it proves poe's law:
http://chud.com/articles/articles/2.....VIE/Page1.html
this is all true stuff. seriously? super vampire babby that breaks spines in the womb and then gets hit on by a navaho werewolf as soon as it's born? this is published?

fuck, might as well publish any fanfics now.

also, turns out ireland's been actively protecting pedophile priests from the law since the 70's:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/.....-church-dublin
which explains why so many irish always act like they've been fucked over, really. i note there's no sign that they're moving to arrest these pedos, either.


and finally, fore making it this far and thus proving you've got little else to do right now, here's a wonderful time waster: wikipedia's fifty most interesting entries.
http://copybot.wordpress.com/2009/0.....-on-wikipedia/
go ahead, blame me for wasting you day. not like i care.

EDIT: the king of fighters movie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cijrdspfceU
ahhahahahahaha, so fuckin' terrible. seriously, who greenlighted this and what were they on? i've never seen a promo that needed to use poor lighting AND quick cutaways to shill its film so extensively....

you think you have a good costume, but you're a failure. face it, what can you do when this cat walks into the party?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4LYs_cXbc

your crappy store bought crap and "i made this out of some old carpeting!" failure isn't gonna be cut any slack. you'll be ruined. he has destroyed you, and everyone will see how lame you are.

don't leave the house, just cry into your body pillow and cut yourself down the block, not across the street, you don't want to fail three times now.

(i'm totally going to that guy's party. it's going to be the main event)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJemp7p-Xw

beautiful women killing gargantuan sandworms with massive firepower in a desert wasteland?

oh, japan. i forgive everything.

well, not everything.....

some of the remixes to the songs from Cave Story.

i's trying to beat the the true final boss, and these songs oughta help psyche me up enough to do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhXBmsNTGug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98gfRRymr30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGuwrPB_Uo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZywnyVRBPG4
they get better as you go down.

annnnnnd for some reason i'm now running through all three megaman legends games entirely by memory. i'm gonna go get something else to occupy my time.

okay, i happen to love the old school american cartoon style. and i love it even more when it's applied well. sp when i found this music video done with 3D in the most awesome black and white 50's style awesomeness i had to share it.

http://vimeo.com/4130735

oh, and it rocks like the old school reborn. please let this be a trend.....

EDIT: you can download the MP3 here! :http://www.dirtymelody.com/
sadly, no CD yet....awwww....

guess what? korea has announced the most ludacricly huge Mecha statue ever!

http://gizmodo.com/5354509/koreas-m.....sh-puny-humans

yes, they're planning a statue of taekon-v. which even i know is a sad ripoff. fortunately it's as part of a robot-themed amusement park, which is pretty awesome no matter where it is.

i'm hoping they get at least to the torso before the realize they can't pull it off, so the entire park sits in the shadow of giant robo-taint.

http://corporate.disney.go.com/news.....rtainment.html

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let's see if there's anything worth talking about that isn't international politics....

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/new.....set-for-summer
Kobe's still making the Tetsujin Statue. i love this, but i want to try the Tetsujin curry more! C'mon! lemme have some, japan!

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/new.....it-games-manga
and the UN tries to get Japan to ban it's beloved rape stories. poor japan, if they don't have rape or pedophilia, what will they do? sleep with their wives?

no. because a cat is fine, too. but anime sucks these days, let's do something else.

well, onto diehard gamefan.
http://diehardgamefan.com/2009/08/1.....tal-conundrum/
you pretty much have to read this, because it's about how the game industry screws you with downloading games and why it's your lookout on how it's handled.

then there's splatt-oh, i talked about splatterhouse already? you're sure? i want to...oh, okay i'll move on.

if you've got a microsoft 360 you pretty much have to buy this:
http://diehardgamefan.com/2009/08/2.....am-asylum-360/
seriously, you're not going to get a more batman-like experience. sure the PS3 has the extra joker material, but that'll be downloadable in like two months tops.

the cops are still going whole hog on looking like they're doing more than blundering onto that 18 year long kidnapping: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8229168.stm
really, like anyone doesn't think they usele-oh, RIGHT, wasn't talking about the negative stuff! sorry, all go back to the chatter....

here's one!:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/.....es-flat-stupid
some mouthbreather breaks into a swearing jag on xbobx live-while playing at the public library. way to remind us that gaming's a dirty, nasty habit.

eh, that's enough of that. (and the US is pumping military forces into columbia soon!)

hey there su-folks! do you love vampires? are you keeping your love love for when that dark soulmate whisks you away? do you wish you could have a more authentic experience up you- in the bedroom? well have i got a deal for you!


http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.m.....duct_Code=VAMP

that's right, for only $39.99 you can have the only twilight-inspired sparking d-marital aide! here's some of the highlights!

"Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

"But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle."

i'm torn between wanting to kill everyone involved in making it, and getting a bunch to hand out on halloween....

so, to anyone st-bred enough to actualy bother reading this, here's something for you to do!

step one: go here -->: http://www.theyfightcrime.org/
step two: draw a page based on whatever crimefighting duo it gives you. no do-overs, i can totally tell. really.
step three: ???
step four: post it somewhere for people to see. wherever, doesn't matter.

feel free to taunt other artists with it too, i guess.

ohl, and while i'm handing things out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixipQO05UyE

a rarely seen loony tune from the recent attempt to revive the series! they killed the idea when "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" flopped, which proves they have ZERO idea what the point of loony tunes was in the beginning.....

here's the entire plot of Godzilla Vs. Megalon, one of my favorite Kaiju movies, cut down to about a minute. yeah. there's about an hour of film there, but this is all you need to see to understand the plot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nLCuS2q5Fo

there's some good bits of Megalon in the film they left out, but he essentialy just spazzes around for a while,. so it's not important.

now you know. you're welcome.

as loath as i am to direct people to newgrounds (wehre crap flows like water, and you can learn anything in flash except how to not suck) i present you with these life lessons:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505953
as told by...a cyborg lawn gnome. with a clock in it's chest.

told you they suck.

also, because i hate leaving people anything other than furious, here a jolly little anecdote about how medicine is produced and distributed. enjoy!

in the interest of ensuring this reaches all possible interested parties:
http://www.splatterhousegame.com/

i for one welcome the chance to sodomise deamonic monsters with their own limbs before using them like oversize billy clubs without some corporate conspiracy bullcrap tossed in as a "plot".

a banned ad for soda in gemany:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg

either their goal here to to make to think sprite i:is as good as taking a big black cock to the mouth or 2:tastes like cum but even better!

either way, i can't believe it got as far as filming. well, at least she got paid for her time anyways, right?