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Posted 15 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[ x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ x] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ x] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 34
[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 39
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 47
[x ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ x] gone to court
[ x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 56
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 66
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 75
[I should be dead?!?]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[ x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ x] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ x] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 34
[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 39
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 47
[x ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ x] gone to court
[ x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 56
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 66
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 75
[I should be dead?!?]
More Meme
Posted 15 years agoMy friend Coffeehousedog shared with me, I share back.
1. Your Name: Sal M.
2. Age: 24
3. Single or Taken: Taken (7 years and going)
4. Favorite Film: Fight Club / Hot Fuzz
5. Favorite Song or Album: Indestructible by Disturbed
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Disturbed AND Lady Gaga, oddly enough
7. Dirty or Clean: Clean but messy, the female is pushing to fix this habbit
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 2 tattoos, simple black ouroborous (left wrist) and lion face in black (right wrist) more to come when I have more disposable funds
9. Do we know each other outside of FA? Indeed we do! And I am still sadface that I can’t see you and the girls more often.
10. What's your philosophy on life? Shut-up and smile, it’s all just a joke
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? If booze, full; if horchata, totally empty!
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Yup! I lie cuz I care
13. What is your favorite memory of us? When we first discussed FA at Nikki’s house, too funny!
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? ICE CREAM, it accounts for about 30% of my total body fat.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: My Great-great Grandmother was DUTCH, hence the light skin on my branch of the Fam-tree.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they? Endless monetary funds, invincibility, and supernatural Charisma
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Not any time soon due to my schedule and our distance from each other. Sounds like fun though, someday
18. Which country is your spiritual home? ‘Merikuh! I hate the people, politics, and traffic but love it too much to call any place else my home.
19. What is your big weakness? Family
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Absolutely! One of the sweetest and most honest ladies I have had the pleasure of knowing. No fake!
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Biological Psychology
22. Describe your accent: ‘Merikaan, but from time to time the Salvadoran/ Venezuelan slips out when I least expect it.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes, your proximity to friends and family. Closer to us and farther from them.
24. What do you wear to sleep? When I DO sleep, not a damn thing. Giggity!
25. Trousers or skirts? Depends on where and when we party but usually Trousers. Hee.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? I quit smoking some time ago so, a little taste of the creature is fun now and then.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Party in Vegas in full FuRR. Murrrrr bitches, MuRrrrr!!!
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? Yis.
1. Your Name: Sal M.
2. Age: 24
3. Single or Taken: Taken (7 years and going)
4. Favorite Film: Fight Club / Hot Fuzz
5. Favorite Song or Album: Indestructible by Disturbed
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Disturbed AND Lady Gaga, oddly enough
7. Dirty or Clean: Clean but messy, the female is pushing to fix this habbit
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 2 tattoos, simple black ouroborous (left wrist) and lion face in black (right wrist) more to come when I have more disposable funds
9. Do we know each other outside of FA? Indeed we do! And I am still sadface that I can’t see you and the girls more often.
10. What's your philosophy on life? Shut-up and smile, it’s all just a joke
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? If booze, full; if horchata, totally empty!
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Yup! I lie cuz I care
13. What is your favorite memory of us? When we first discussed FA at Nikki’s house, too funny!
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? ICE CREAM, it accounts for about 30% of my total body fat.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: My Great-great Grandmother was DUTCH, hence the light skin on my branch of the Fam-tree.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they? Endless monetary funds, invincibility, and supernatural Charisma
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Not any time soon due to my schedule and our distance from each other. Sounds like fun though, someday
18. Which country is your spiritual home? ‘Merikuh! I hate the people, politics, and traffic but love it too much to call any place else my home.
19. What is your big weakness? Family
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Absolutely! One of the sweetest and most honest ladies I have had the pleasure of knowing. No fake!
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Biological Psychology
22. Describe your accent: ‘Merikaan, but from time to time the Salvadoran/ Venezuelan slips out when I least expect it.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes, your proximity to friends and family. Closer to us and farther from them.
24. What do you wear to sleep? When I DO sleep, not a damn thing. Giggity!
25. Trousers or skirts? Depends on where and when we party but usually Trousers. Hee.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? I quit smoking some time ago so, a little taste of the creature is fun now and then.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Party in Vegas in full FuRR. Murrrrr bitches, MuRrrrr!!!
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? Yis.
I wasted my Life with this, Ill waste yours ( meme) AGAIN
Posted 15 years agoI stole from Drakesapphire, and this is what happened . . . .
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Under the hairline so its almost invisible. Family reunion, long story.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
The Joker. “Why so SERIOUS?” Poster
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore, quietly.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Mostly rock and metal. But I can’t say no to Our Lady of Gaga. My fellow straight males have already beaten me for this, and still I rage the gaga.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Approximately 0145 hours, August 11, 1985
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Becca
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My facial hair *pout*
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My PS3
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5’ 9’’
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My Mother.
13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying slowly.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE ( OR SAME ) SEX?
I prefer a woman with Dark hair and eyes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I should like to propose to my lady in a very public way, not sure yet where however.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both honestly, just not at the same time. I rely on 5 Hour to keep me from sleeping on the job.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Chicken!
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pupusas, for those who don’t know it’s a Salvadoran dish. SOoo good!
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Soft White
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No, ew.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My first knife, my father gave me. Beaten and dirty USMC Ka-Bar, beauty.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yes, and orange one at that.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Faded Glory
25. WHO IS YOUR FAV FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
None. Some hot, some not that’s all.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
No.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
N/A
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I would try not to do that. Never happened thus far.
29. ARE YOU AWESOME?
In fact I am.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
88
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes first, then the blonde women, then the large women, then the petite women again.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
" Adversity introduces a man to himself." - Anonymous
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
San Clemente, California
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
No, Socio-economic disparity prevents my possible journeys.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Sex and food, just not at the same time. Sorry Emma!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Fieldy (Korn), Phil Collen (Def Lepard?), Mike Tyson, Warren G, Justin Bieber (not by choice!)
37. FIRST JOB?
Liquer Store
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Just the one!
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
A few possible per person.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Working, more or LESS.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Nope.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My optimistic disposition
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
People to forget I have such a day.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Not a single one.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My Father.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE (SAME) SEX?
Physical: Skinny General: Bad attitude
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Choir, where I met my current love all those years ago.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Melaleuca, i think.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, everyone else is blind
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Roast beef, for sure
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Knuckles and joints, I pop them all over my body ALL the time.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
YES
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, but cautiously.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Yes, it never works out perfectly but it sure is fun!
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. That said, Personality matters FAR MORE.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Meditation, masturbation, and Makin’ Love.
58. PIRATES OR NINJAS?
Ninjas.
59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Law enforcement.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Super Soakers!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
107
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Now and then
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Taters! Taters! Taters!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
My lady is beautiful, smart, funny, and deeply flawed. Like Me!
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Leo or Sal. She calls me Papi (POWERTRIPPIN’ but true.)
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Telepathic/kinetic
68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
TIE: Family Guy and Iron Chef America
69. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Maintain “friendly relations” and set a trap.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookie Dough – NOMNOMONMNOM!
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yup!
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
yep
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Meditation and screaming at Video Gamage.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
95 mph, and I squealed like a bitch the whole time.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
My co-worker snorting/ hawking chunk-style death from his lungs.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
C-C-Coffee
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Becca
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE (SAME) SEX?
Eyes and hands.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Chill with the Lady if I can, Dance (not well tho), and Video Games
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
My own ethnic group for giving people more reason to stereotype.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
July
83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Sour belts
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown
87. SHOE SIZE?
10 to 11 depending on the shoes.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Jack-in-the-Box.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Corky’s
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Yeah, for weather forcasts
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The Days of Pi. March 14th and July 22nd just for laughs.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
No.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Bottle of Douche or a Turd Sammich? I stay independent.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Personal: Kisses General: Hugz
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
a 5 Hour Energy Shot.
98. DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
. . . . . . . yiss?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I am reading the Ann Rice Vampire Series (Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned).
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE.
Devoted and satisfied.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Under the hairline so its almost invisible. Family reunion, long story.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
The Joker. “Why so SERIOUS?” Poster
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore, quietly.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Mostly rock and metal. But I can’t say no to Our Lady of Gaga. My fellow straight males have already beaten me for this, and still I rage the gaga.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Approximately 0145 hours, August 11, 1985
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Becca
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My facial hair *pout*
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My PS3
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5’ 9’’
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My Mother.
13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying slowly.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE ( OR SAME ) SEX?
I prefer a woman with Dark hair and eyes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I should like to propose to my lady in a very public way, not sure yet where however.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both honestly, just not at the same time. I rely on 5 Hour to keep me from sleeping on the job.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Chicken!
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pupusas, for those who don’t know it’s a Salvadoran dish. SOoo good!
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Soft White
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No, ew.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My first knife, my father gave me. Beaten and dirty USMC Ka-Bar, beauty.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yes, and orange one at that.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Faded Glory
25. WHO IS YOUR FAV FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
None. Some hot, some not that’s all.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
No.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
N/A
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I would try not to do that. Never happened thus far.
29. ARE YOU AWESOME?
In fact I am.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
88
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes first, then the blonde women, then the large women, then the petite women again.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
" Adversity introduces a man to himself." - Anonymous
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
San Clemente, California
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
No, Socio-economic disparity prevents my possible journeys.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Sex and food, just not at the same time. Sorry Emma!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Fieldy (Korn), Phil Collen (Def Lepard?), Mike Tyson, Warren G, Justin Bieber (not by choice!)
37. FIRST JOB?
Liquer Store
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Just the one!
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
A few possible per person.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Working, more or LESS.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Nope.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My optimistic disposition
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
People to forget I have such a day.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Not a single one.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My Father.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE (SAME) SEX?
Physical: Skinny General: Bad attitude
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Choir, where I met my current love all those years ago.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Melaleuca, i think.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, everyone else is blind
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Roast beef, for sure
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Knuckles and joints, I pop them all over my body ALL the time.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
YES
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, but cautiously.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Yes, it never works out perfectly but it sure is fun!
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. That said, Personality matters FAR MORE.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Meditation, masturbation, and Makin’ Love.
58. PIRATES OR NINJAS?
Ninjas.
59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Law enforcement.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Super Soakers!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
107
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Now and then
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Taters! Taters! Taters!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
My lady is beautiful, smart, funny, and deeply flawed. Like Me!
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Leo or Sal. She calls me Papi (POWERTRIPPIN’ but true.)
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Telepathic/kinetic
68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
TIE: Family Guy and Iron Chef America
69. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Maintain “friendly relations” and set a trap.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookie Dough – NOMNOMONMNOM!
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yup!
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
yep
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Meditation and screaming at Video Gamage.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
95 mph, and I squealed like a bitch the whole time.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
My co-worker snorting/ hawking chunk-style death from his lungs.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
C-C-Coffee
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Becca
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE (SAME) SEX?
Eyes and hands.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Chill with the Lady if I can, Dance (not well tho), and Video Games
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
My own ethnic group for giving people more reason to stereotype.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
July
83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Sour belts
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown
87. SHOE SIZE?
10 to 11 depending on the shoes.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Jack-in-the-Box.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Corky’s
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Yeah, for weather forcasts
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The Days of Pi. March 14th and July 22nd just for laughs.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
No.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Bottle of Douche or a Turd Sammich? I stay independent.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Personal: Kisses General: Hugz
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
a 5 Hour Energy Shot.
98. DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
. . . . . . . yiss?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I am reading the Ann Rice Vampire Series (Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned).
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE.
Devoted and satisfied.
