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Posted 14 years ago
CONVENTIONS
Posted 14 years agoOTAKON
ANTHROCON
COSPLAY
SUITS
IDIOTS
IDIOTS
ANTHROCON
COSPLAY
SUITS
IDIOTS
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Posted 14 years agoSomeone give me some boxing gloves so I can beat this cold out of my body. Normally I would not partake in violence, particularly out of fear of receiving a broken nose; but the aforementioned cold, as well as the cheap medication that has no effect on it, has assured me that I'm not going to be using it any time soon, anyway.
I'm going to go to bed now. Perhaps I'll have a nice dream about what breathing feels like.
I'm going to go to bed now. Perhaps I'll have a nice dream about what breathing feels like.
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Hello, I'm your best friend you've never heard of
Posted 14 years agohow do I talk to all the cool furries on this website
do I just add their MSN and go "hi I'm some random dude you've never heard of sup"
like
what
do I just add their MSN and go "hi I'm some random dude you've never heard of sup"
like
what
WHOA DUDE
Posted 14 years agoDue to several reasons that may or may not include praise and encouragement from several people, I've been feeling rather motivated to draw lately. Based on past experience, however, I assume my secret affection for unfulfilled promises will drive me to mention that I should draw more, only to get done with the outline of an image, then get frustrated at how shit I am and delete it.
Instead I will merely mention that I am currently installing Photoshop and Illustrator CS5, and urge you to draw your own conclusions that I cannot be held accountable for. I really do hope this works out this time, though, as I really need a hobby other than v i d e o g a m e s.
Instead I will merely mention that I am currently installing Photoshop and Illustrator CS5, and urge you to draw your own conclusions that I cannot be held accountable for. I really do hope this works out this time, though, as I really need a hobby other than v i d e o g a m e s.
Journal has been removed due to copyright claim.
Posted 14 years agoHey guys, a couple years back I did something stupid. I'm going to downplay how stupid it actually was through clever wording, but it was still something stupid, and I admit to that. Because I'm admitting how stupid it is, I'm automatically a better person. Despite the fact I frequently remind the world of these events through journals / chats / submissions / imaginary memoirs of an insane mind, I can't help but wonder why people haven't forgotten about said events by now. I mean, doesn't it seem logical to completely forget the stupid things one's done on vague promises that they're no longer a moron, despite having no proof stating otherwise?
Imagine there are several more paragraphs here, because without them, this is a rather poor mockery.
Imagine there are several more paragraphs here, because without them, this is a rather poor mockery.
WHY DO BIRDS SIIIIING SO GAY
Posted 14 years agoAND LOVERS AWAIT THE BREAK OF DAY?
WHY DO THEY FALL IN LOVE?
WHY DO THEY FALL IN LOVE?
A Christmas Miracle
Posted 14 years agoA big thank-you to FurAffinity for having the decency to not fill my inbox with pictures of fatfurs in santa outfits fucking dogs
BORED BORED borebdosbo BORED bord
Posted 15 years agoGRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[ ] You’re into writing and art.
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[ ] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[ ] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 2
HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4
RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[ ] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8
SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[ ] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6
so ravenclaw
huh
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[ ] You’re into writing and art.
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[ ] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[ ] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 2
HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4
RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[ ] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8
SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[ ] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6
so ravenclaw
huh
I am now a radio station furry
Posted 15 years agoDLTN 97.3
bringing you the best in classic yiff
bringing you the best in classic yiff
MAYBE
Posted 15 years agomaybe i should draw
like, my character thing
or other drawings that i've promised other people but have never drawn because i fucking SUCK
or maybe not
like, my character thing
or other drawings that i've promised other people but have never drawn because i fucking SUCK
or maybe not
fuck yeah seaking
Posted 15 years agoThanks for contacting Old Spice, Dalton.
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Thanks again for getting in touch!
De'Jon
Old Spice Team
:')
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Thanks again for getting in touch!
De'Jon
Old Spice Team
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hey
Posted 15 years agoi should draw
maybe
someone motivate me
maybe
someone motivate me
fuck
Posted 15 years agoFUCK
SUNBURN FUCKING SUCKS OKAY. COPPERTONE SPORT ALSO SUCKS BUT ONLY THE 100+ SPF SPRAY-ON KIND BECAUSE ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND HAHA ENJOY THAT ONE SPOT YOU DIDN'T SPRAY TOO WELL SO YOU HASTILY APPLIED SOME MORE AND NOW YOU HAVE A LAYER OF PLASTIC SKIN OVER YOUR SKIN THAT YOU HAVE TO SCRATCH OFF YOUR SUNBURNT SHOULDER IN THE SHOWER FUCK OW
Typhoon Lagoon is fuckin GRATE. Blizzard Beach is also okay but I got more tired going up the stairs to a single waterslide than an entire day in San Francisco. If you're only going to go for one day I'd probably suggest BlizBeach if you like big slides, because Typhoon Lagoon is definitely for fags who like to relax in the water (me).
Went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Islands of Adventure and oh gooooodddddd. The Forbidden Journey ride was fucking awesome, went on it twice (WAITING ABOUT AN HOUR BOTH TIMES HATERS GON' HATE).
Three Broomsticks was pretty great. With everything from Fish and Chips to Ribs or Shepard's Pie there was pretty much something for everyone. Except for people that like soda because THERE IS NO SODA IN THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE EHEHEHEHEHE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1RDwOUfSe4#t=2m3s). We'll see how long that lasts, but either way I didn't really care because I had
BUTTERBEER. oh my god butterbeer. It comes two ways, "cold" and "frozen." I suggest cold, as I got frozen (much to the advice of the employee taking our order) and was pretty fucking pleased... For about 2 minutes. When poured I was very confused why it was called "frozen", as it looked exactly like cold at face value. I soon lost all interest in the matter as I took a sip of it on the way to my table. It tasted like some amazing buttery, very vanilla milkshake. It was so. fucking. delicious. By the time I made it to my table, as if from some sort of fucking GYPSY MAGIC, it turned into a disgusting vanilla flavored slush drink.
^that last sentence was written without much foresight, and i apologize for any bad jokes that may be interpreted as a result
WHATEVER I MISSED U GUYZ LOL
SUNBURN FUCKING SUCKS OKAY. COPPERTONE SPORT ALSO SUCKS BUT ONLY THE 100+ SPF SPRAY-ON KIND BECAUSE ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND HAHA ENJOY THAT ONE SPOT YOU DIDN'T SPRAY TOO WELL SO YOU HASTILY APPLIED SOME MORE AND NOW YOU HAVE A LAYER OF PLASTIC SKIN OVER YOUR SKIN THAT YOU HAVE TO SCRATCH OFF YOUR SUNBURNT SHOULDER IN THE SHOWER FUCK OW
Typhoon Lagoon is fuckin GRATE. Blizzard Beach is also okay but I got more tired going up the stairs to a single waterslide than an entire day in San Francisco. If you're only going to go for one day I'd probably suggest BlizBeach if you like big slides, because Typhoon Lagoon is definitely for fags who like to relax in the water (me).
Went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Islands of Adventure and oh gooooodddddd. The Forbidden Journey ride was fucking awesome, went on it twice (WAITING ABOUT AN HOUR BOTH TIMES HATERS GON' HATE).
Three Broomsticks was pretty great. With everything from Fish and Chips to Ribs or Shepard's Pie there was pretty much something for everyone. Except for people that like soda because THERE IS NO SODA IN THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE EHEHEHEHEHE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1RDwOUfSe4#t=2m3s). We'll see how long that lasts, but either way I didn't really care because I had
BUTTERBEER. oh my god butterbeer. It comes two ways, "cold" and "frozen." I suggest cold, as I got frozen (much to the advice of the employee taking our order) and was pretty fucking pleased... For about 2 minutes. When poured I was very confused why it was called "frozen", as it looked exactly like cold at face value. I soon lost all interest in the matter as I took a sip of it on the way to my table. It tasted like some amazing buttery, very vanilla milkshake. It was so. fucking. delicious. By the time I made it to my table, as if from some sort of fucking GYPSY MAGIC, it turned into a disgusting vanilla flavored slush drink.
^that last sentence was written without much foresight, and i apologize for any bad jokes that may be interpreted as a result
WHATEVER I MISSED U GUYZ LOL
according to this quiz I want to be a furry???
Posted 15 years agospoilers: i dont
1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your fursona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Score = 3
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
though if you exclude all the ones that assume i'm friends with furries/whatever or the extremely vague questions i'm either a 0 or 0.5
man fuck vague stupid quizzes and their technicalities
1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your fursona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Score = 3
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
though if you exclude all the ones that assume i'm friends with furries/whatever or the extremely vague questions i'm either a 0 or 0.5
man fuck vague stupid quizzes and their technicalities
BOINK BOINK
Posted 15 years agoLaunch Bioshock 2 Multiplayer for the first time since the month of release, set up a loadout consisting of Shotgun+Fire Rate, Pistol, Houdini, Telekinesis, Eve Saver, Metabolic Eve and Speedy Recovery, top scoreboard of random games by a mile for about 2 hours.
Win steak broken by a team in Capture the Sister consisting entirely of people using Grenade Launchers and the BS2 equivilant of Martyrdom and Last Stand.
it's like im rly playin mw2!!!!
Win steak broken by a team in Capture the Sister consisting entirely of people using Grenade Launchers and the BS2 equivilant of Martyrdom and Last Stand.
it's like im rly playin mw2!!!!
haha
Posted 15 years agoi'm fucking terrible at drawing/coloring, why do i convince myself otherwise
NEW JOURNAL
Posted 15 years agolast one is like 3 months old wtf
i cleaned my desk so i'm drawin :D
i cleaned my desk so i'm drawin :D
THIS ELECTRIC GYM BE FUCKIN ME UP
Posted 15 years agoin retrospect two water types a flying type an electric type and a ghost type aren't the best team
VDAY
Posted 15 years agoThis year I was alone, but last year I was single.
BABBY STEPS
happy gay day (really late but fuck u newai)
BABBY STEPS
happy gay day (really late but fuck u newai)
i do memes because i am bored
Posted 15 years ago1.Are you single or taken?
taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
i wouldn't be a very good fatfuck if i said flowers
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
no
4.Do you like anyone?
no that is exactly why i am in a relationship
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
nop
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
probably just dinner and a movie. don't really care i just kind of want to spend time togetherrrr
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
not entirely but i don't think its ROFLX SO STUPID XD HALLMARK HOLIDAE
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
if so then they've managed to do a good job keeping it a secret
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
aaaaaaaa
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
wat
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
oh man they used to i thought i was the only one
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
grade school ended a long time ago
13. Do you like candy hearts?
tasteless chalk, but i've had some that i do like
14. Flowers or chocolate?
~
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
not anymore
16. How do you feel about PDA?
how do you feel about personal digital assistant
17. How is your love life?
it's okay if you factor out that i am an emotional tidal wave
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
n
19. How many roses would you want?
roesez
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
well gee i hope so
taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
i wouldn't be a very good fatfuck if i said flowers
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
no
4.Do you like anyone?
no that is exactly why i am in a relationship
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
nop
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
probably just dinner and a movie. don't really care i just kind of want to spend time togetherrrr
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
not entirely but i don't think its ROFLX SO STUPID XD HALLMARK HOLIDAE
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
if so then they've managed to do a good job keeping it a secret
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
aaaaaaaa
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
wat
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
oh man they used to i thought i was the only one
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
grade school ended a long time ago
13. Do you like candy hearts?
tasteless chalk, but i've had some that i do like
14. Flowers or chocolate?
~
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
not anymore
16. How do you feel about PDA?
how do you feel about personal digital assistant
17. How is your love life?
it's okay if you factor out that i am an emotional tidal wave
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
n
19. How many roses would you want?
roesez
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
well gee i hope so
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR PAGE SHOUTS
Posted 15 years agofunny comments only
WELL DARN
Posted 15 years agoi am a horrid furry
Posted 15 years ago
mathematic did this i will do it tooThe Furry Achievement Meme.
How to play:
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: lol furcons
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: lol fursuits
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: lol furmeets
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: nope don't draw enough porn for that
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: nop
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: nop
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: sex toys i'm sorry but i'm not that lonely
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: i don't have any friends EYE ARE ELLS ;(((
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: ex-artist maybe. I'm certainly an acquaintance of at least 1, but you know, technicalities
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: no
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: i don't really draw ever though i should
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: HA I HAVE NO DEVIANT ART
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: i have an INTERNET BOYFRIEND that i met in real life but i doubt that's what you're looking for
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: i have no art last i checked
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: i would sooner hang myself
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: nnnnnn
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: nop
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Only on accident. Not counting it because when I join one I usually leave it quite promptly
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: who
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? i do not have money and even if i did i would use it on shit that doesn't suck
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: nop
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: i don't sex roleplay like ever and even when i do i don't do it as a fucking CUTE P/W OTTER =^_^=
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: browsan gaemz
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: ^^^
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5
Completed?: no and what
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: what are these sites
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: haven't you asked this
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: no i just kind of put all my porn in one place because who cares
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: нет
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: they kind of found out on their own because of SPYING ON CHILDREN :))
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: well i am a guy????
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: no?
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: haha no
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: my first points, gasp.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: ye-no
Score: 15, and 10 of those points are required
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