I just had spooky thought...

we were all once inside testicles.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---No
Been arrested? ---No
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes
Ran a red light? ---No
Been suspended from school? ---No
Experienced love at first sight? ---Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? ---No
Been fired from a job? ---Yes
Fired somebody? ---No
Sang karaoke? ---Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? ---No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---Yes
Seen someone die? ---No
Played spin-the-bottle? ---No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? ---No
Sat on a rooftop? --- No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---No
Skipped school? ---Yes
Eaten a bug? ---No
Sleepwalked? --No
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? ---No
Dumped someone? ---Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? ---No
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---No
Ridden on a helicopter? ---No
Shaved your head? ---No
Blacked out from drinking? ---Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- No
Hit a home run? ---Yes
Felt like killing someone? ---Yes
Cross-dressed? ---No
Been falling-down drunk? ---Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? ---No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? ---Yes
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? ---No
Skinny-dipped? ---No
Caused someone to need stitches? ---No
Ridden a surfboard? ---No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---No
Passed out when not drinking? ---No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? ---No
Grabbed electric fence? ---No
Eaten alligator meat? ---No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? ---Yes
Peed your pants in public? ---No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---No
Think about the future? ---Yes
Been in handcuffs? ---No
Believe in love? ---No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---Yes

Any one got LJ? anyone wanna watch my daily sketch updates? HOORAY
http://bloof.livejournal.com/
anyone can add me, i don't mind

ATM I;m doing a personal art sketch challenge to draw something to do with one concept of mine everyday for ...ages i dunno.

IF I LIEK YOU, I'll ADD YOU BACK CB (that sounds more mean than it's supposed to)

fff, for the past couple of months ive been getting a dull ache in my right boob on the outer side of it. The pain is getting more regular so i went to the doctors and she said she could feel a lump and i have to go back for a proper examination. I'm hoping it's just a cyst or something. Cancer doesn't run in my family at all. I can feel the lump is more prominent when i run my thumb gently over the area. I'll admit I'm worried <:c But Let's hope it's nothing serious.

Please stop telling me if someones unwatched me or unfaved something QAQ I DON'T WANT TO KNOOOOOOW :'C

I'm doing another bunch of Icons, if you want in, please send me a note entitled ICON PLZ?

I only accept paypal :D

EXAMPLES
examples 1
examples 2

1. saladbomb
2. daggerleonelli
3. sheba-windstorm
4. an-tan
5. hzangrasraxian
6. arsalmadel
7. arsalmadel
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I was browsing around for the release dates for How to train your dragon on DVD and found myself on a site about this Megan fox from transformers. then i remembered why i couldn't stand to watch her perform (pouting does not equal acting, miss fox)

which then led me to some forum discussing her behavior in her interviews and the various stupid quotes she said that make me cringe and so on

then peoples comments supporting her cos shes hot

i mean

come on, if she was ugly, nobody would condone her behaviour.

are people STILL this stupid?

"I DON'T CARE, SHES HOT, I'D FUCK HER DERP HERP DERP " <~ an exact quote (apart from the derp bit)



i try to keep away from this celeb gossip crap cos it is usually...well...crap

Guys, i really think i have a problem...

you see, I just want to eat doritos ALL THE TIME


that and japanese karrage curry

HOLY FUCK IM SO HUNGRY FMHSBFJHSB

ok so like we got avatar on DVD and watched it and loved it again


then *SPOILERS* when like, they;re all leaving the destroyed hometree THERES THIS LITTLE BABY NAVI AND ITS SO CUTE AND IT HAS A WIDDLE SQUISHY TAIL ON ITS WIDDLE SQUISHY BUTT AND I WANNA CUDDLE IT


end.

I don't think anyone's gunna read this, or rather, going to affected by what i type here, But this year has been rather rotten so far

true my life is a lot better than the majority of the worlds population. I have a home to live in, I can go to the shops and so on, But my life lacks substance and meaning. I often find myself wondering whether i should continue to draw or try to pursue some career in art, as I do not find much happiness in it anymore. I haven't for a couple of years now, and Though it prolly is just emotional scarring and a major art block, I don't feel compelled to finish or start anything.

My IRL friends are unreliable and don't seem to give a damn bout anything, but hey, that's Australians for you. Sorry Aussies, i haven't met a decent one of you yet. I've been let down tonight by them. Which might explain my bitter mood.

There is an uncomfortable feeling in the household and I am stuck in it day after day as i fail to find even the most demeaning job. hiring 15 yr olds seems to be the in thing. I'm either too old or too young.

To be honest I have had alot of dreams that now all seem so impossible. a few years ago, i wanted to make animated films, then i went down to concept artist, now i Feel that it would be an impossible task even to get a comic pushed out of this dry soul of mine. I have become so self critical that all satisfaction that comes with finishing something is quickly swallowed up in worry. I feel little love for my creations and ideas. And if i feel more, its short lived and vanquished by my own sick mentality.


I have always been a scared person stuck inside a feeling that wants to rush up and punch life in the face. the two things clash badly and I have made too many mistakes for someone my age. I feel like a 50 year old in a 22 year old body.

But I'm sure many people do.

Sorry to rant, Life just ain't all that great atm.

Tomorrow morning it will be my Bday hurr... 22. :B well i dunno how the day will pan out cos my family is screaming the house down with arguments and possible break up and hoooraay

but i guess someone my age shouldn't be living at home. Hey, its damn hard to get a job where i am :/ and keep one

for all those who have commissions, ill be starting after tomorrow, sorry, its just been a shitty week :C

Hi everyone

As we all know, the economic crisis is effecting us all, but now it is hitting my direct family very hard. My mum is working a part time job cos its the only one she can get, her husband (my step dad) can't find a job despite his extensive skills in nearly every trade you can think of because he is ENGLISH which fuckin sickens me, and i was put out of work in December because of over hiring and i cant find any vacancies anywhere. whats worse is we don't have enough to pay the next mortgage and i can see its tearing my family to pieces. I need to raise 1000 dollars as fast as i can so I'm opening 100 $10 dollar slots for either your choice of a sketch or a full colour icon from me. Please consider this, I really need to help my mum through this.

I can only accept paypal and if you are interested, please send me an note entitled "commisson"

I was saving this for when i need to save up for something, this is gunna put me in alot of artistic debt, so if you dont mind waiting possibly a few months for your sketch if yer in the last 50, that would be great
thank you so much.

to those who still have commissions owed, i'm getting those done as soon as i can

EDIT: If anyone can, please can you plug this in your journal? I know that sounds moochy but i need to fill the slots. I'd be so grateful!

ANOTHER NOTE: I'm not too keen on sending these out through the post, the postal system here is just... really ew. Unless you are really depserate for your sketch, please dont ask to have it mailed <XD; it will most likely cost more than the sketch is worth

Icons are digital <3

(First 25 slots)
1. pattoSketch DONE
2. pattoSketch DONE
3. jacolf IconDONE
4. jacolf SketchDONE
5. anuvia SketchDONE
6. sunkra SketchDONE
7. ramzkun SketchDONE
8. Danji-Isthmus SketchDONE
9. Danji-Isthmus Sketch
10. champford Icon DONE
11. champford Sketch DONE
12. nayo Icon DONE
13. rektheartist Sketch DONE
14. sunkmanitutanka SketchDONE
15. mavu Sketch DONE
16. Dafthero Icon DONE
17. calicojackal
18. calicojackal
19. ekorrenIconDONE
20. huru Sketch DONE
21. jinkins IconDONE
22. jinkins IconDONE
23.{ tann Fullcommish
24. tann Fullcommish
25. tann Fullcommish
26. tann Fullcommish
27. tann Fullcommish}

I suddenly feel like the most lonely person in the world.

Kinda really over feeling a cold sickness in my guts every time i come across a certain persons icon or user name. srsly, why can't i just get the fuck over it.

I am over it, but why does that unpleasant feeling still linger. I don't like to hold grudges, bad things happen for a reason, we learn lessons and we move on.


But its been long enough for me now, i don't want to keep feeling PHYSICALLY ill ( i actually feel like i want to throw up out of nervousness or some weird unexplained feeling) when i get reminded. I usually get over this shit quickly.

maybe cos it was left unsettled (in my opinion) and i wish things could have been settled better.

do i confront the person and say there are no hard feelings? would that make me weak? god knows I've changed a lot inside since all this happened. But when that nasty cold feeling in your stomach keeps coming back... does it mean something needs to be fixed?


This isn't an emo rant thing lol, and i want to keep the "who's and whats" to myself. But has anyone felt the same when they fell out with someone? I really want the feelings to go away.

I'm thinking of designing a Beast plushie for patch together. I really want a real Beast to hug ;_;

would you guys be interested in a Beast plushie if i were to go for it?

i am so pissed right now


im happy pissed like booze is good yes>???

OMG i hugged freddy mercury and gave him a high five on stage


it


was


BOSSSSSSSSSSSS

PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I love how you draw ________________________.
4)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
5)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.

CON:
6)I hate when you draw _________________.
7)I wish you drew less ___________________.
8)Stop drawing ________________!

OTHER:
9)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
10)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.


:P be brutal if you want

how many of you are in your twenties and have a messy room? like some clothes on the floor, paper and cups and stuff everywhere?


i ask this cos my parents think im a fucking dysfunctional human being because i have a messy room. like, not even that messy.

to be honest im just completely out of hope of having a proper life right now. kind of just never want to breathe again.

Yes I'm a dork

cos this music makes me happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghjevgfyhME


I've been looking for it for years D:

fuck i love movie scores so damn hard.


*DORK*

FUCK

i was doing this drawing and i got as far as finishing the inking and putting down the base colours and i closed it and it asked me if i should save and i said no and AUUUUUGHHHHHHH D'X now i have to do it all over again!!!
F
UUUUUCCCCKKCKKCKCKCKCK

I'm slightly more elavated towards it after today when i woke up feeling very depressed (thankyou everyone for the advice and comforting words <3)

I went for a walk with the family to a rocky beach with the dog, paddled a bit, saw a gigantic sting ray, went and got icecream and a pint of my favorite pale ale. got home, stuffed my face and crashed out. and i feel honestly alot happier. and sunburnt.


But i think a big hunk of whats also getting me down apart from not being able to go out much, is an art block of sorts but it feels like... ah i dunno, i can still do my commissions of course. but my original work seems to be a real chore. and i hope that phase dies soon.

im down in them and i can't put my finger on why exactly

but god i feel so utterly damn depressed.

wow exciting journal

Stolen from  whitewingeddemon

What do you, as the audience, think that my art style says about me personally?

What type of feeling do you get from it, and what kind of feeling does that give you about me?

(These next two questions assume you actually know me. So you may skip these last two.)

Do you think it describes my personality well?

If not, what do you think would reflect it better?

Immah doing some small full body character sketches in pretty blue mechanical pencil, unless you just want it normal ;D there is also a choice of red!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3479541 these pencils <3 but not as scruffy


If yer interested, please IM me

SLOTS:
1. fuckles DONE
2. patto DONE
3. meru-san DONE
4. meru-san DONE
5. sexualmedicine DONE
6. sexualmedicine
7. whitewingeddemon DONE
8. p_moss DONE
9. dragondrawer
10. emily DONE

PAYPAL TRANSFERS ONLY sorry ;;

K HUGE thanks to  patto for pimping me out <X3 You're so awesome! <333

I filled up alot quicker than i expected XD i hope to get these all finished over the next two days, and when i finish these, I'll be open for another 10 slots, so stay tuned <3 thank you everyone so far

Hi guys, i'm open up for commissions with all new lower prices. so please, gimmie a note if you want to fill a slot. I really need to make some money soon, so if you can, please help.
This is paypal transfers only <3

I WILL DRAW ANYTHING

small simple water colours: $15 USD
Examples: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3432970 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3429260

Medium detailed water colours: $25 USD
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3428885

Large detailed water colours: $45 USD
with detailed BG: +$25 USD

Small simple copic renders: $15 USD
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3428075

Medium detailed copic renders: $25 USD


Large detailed copic renders: $ 45 USD
with detailed BG: +$25 USD
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3427800

Quick full body character sketches: $10 USD

Inked Busts: $10 USD
Coloured: $15 USD


1 Danji-IsthmusDONE
2. lostlove
3. patto
4. settiesama