I recently got a few commission requests, but I sadly had to turn most of them down due to being too busy to work on commissions. However, I'm getting back on track again, so I'm open once again!

Prices below apply as per character, so two characters would be double the price.

Sketch - 10EUR/11USD
B&W/Uncoloured - 15EUR/18USD
Full Colour - 20EUR/24USD

Fetishes I may be open to
- Soft vore
- Tentacles
- Hypnosis
- Size Difference (not macro/micro though)
- Light BDSM

Fetishes I will NOT do
- Cub
- Gore
- Diapers/scat
- Watersports
- Incest

If you have a fetish not listed here, please inquire first.

Just giving you guys a short update on how I'm doing, and why I haven't been posting much.

I'm currently an intern at a wholesome but very uh.. mismanaged museum. I'm enjoying myself there, except for the sometimes excessive work and the fact that it's an unpaid internship (no way I'm doing that again). I'm there 9 to 5, five days a week, which means I have very little time or energy for drawing.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little depressed. Just sad at where I'm at right now, but I'm trying to push through. It sucks I don't have as much time as I usually do to draw, which is something I enjoy and actually get some income from (even if its very little right now). That's life, I guess. I'll eventually get to where I want to be and I'll be happy, or at least not an absolute mess like I am now.

But yeah, that's me at the moment. I'm still trying to deliver content and please you guys. Thanks so much for sticking with me, and I'm sorry I don't update here more often on FA. If you'd like more regular updates, I'd suggest following my Twitter: https://twitter.com/Oystercatcher23

Until next time, milfs 4 lyfe.

I talked about this on my Twitter but I might as well post a journal here for once as well.

I'm now an intern! I'm working full time at a museum I liked. I'm having a fun learning experience, but this also means my drawing output will be a lot slower. I'm usually exhausted at the end of the day, and the only real time I'll have to draw a bunch is as the weekend.

That's full time jobs for ya! I'll still do my best to get some lovely lewd content out to you guys, and hopefully I can still deliver my usual quality at a consistent level.

Until next time, bye! Wish me luck!

You probably already know this if you've seen my sketches I posted, but I'm back from vacation!

Obviously that means I'm ready for more drawing! I'm starting to take more commissions, I'm discovering new art styles that suit my skill level, and I'm now posting new stuff on my Patreon. So if you want to see these new works (and completed versions of the sketches I recently posted), be sure to check out my page: https://www.patreon.com/oystercatcher7

Either way, I feel great, guys! I have high hopes for the future and I hope I can continue to improve and deliver you guys some more lovely content of obscure characters!

You probably noticed I neeever post on here. It's mainly because I just come here to post my art. If you'd like to see me ramble about random things as well as get more regular updates, consider following me on Twitter!

https://twitter.com/Oystercatcher23

I never frickin update on here but I might as well let you know what's happening.

So through a perfect storm, I managed to drench my laptop in Oasis, and while the laptop itself is thankfully still working fine, the screen is warped and blotchy, making it hard to draw accurately. My tech friend suggested that I leave my laptop in the hot press room to dry out the screen and get rid of the stains. Considering how it's a sugary drink and not just water, I doubt it'll work, but it's worth a try at least, as my other option is paying a lotta money to get the screen replaced.

Thankfully, however, I kept my old laptop around, and it still works well enough to draw with, despite being a little slow and loud. But either way, that's where I've been, and I'll try to get back to drawing regularly. Commissions and stuff like that are closed for now though, as I'm not sure if I'd be up for it considering how crappy this month was for me.

If you want more regular updates, consider following me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Oystercatcher23

I've been gone for a while, and I gotta say that I'm sorry. My drive for drawing was depleted, and I managed to miss four holidays in the past two months: Valentines day, Paddy's day, Mother's day, and now April Fools day? I don't often celebrate single day holidays anyway other than halloween, but I don't even think I made something for last year's halloween.

Sorry I'm not very festive, guys, but I doubt I'd be making anything for today either, not even a joke post or something. I've just been busy in life. But I will try to get back into drawing soon, so stay tuned!

I'm legit sorry for my lack of content recently! I don't even have stuff on Patron right now. I've just been incredibly busy with volunteer work and job hunting lately. There's also been some personal stuff holding me back.

I hope all of you are doing well, and thank you so much for your support. I'll be back to posting titties real soon!

So most of you (unfortunately) probably know me for my photo edits that I've stopped making for nearly a year now.

I just want you to know that I'm not going back to making them. I've changed my medium and I've been more passionate about my own art than ever (even though my busy schedule has prevented me from drawing as much as I'd like).

I will NOT be going back to photomorphs, so please STOP asking me about them. I'm getting really tired of people coming to me and asking about them. That's all in the past now. I'll no longer be making photo edits, only illustrations.

So I don't mean to be rude obviously, but if you are only following me for my photo edits, I suggest you just unfollow me.

Sorry, vent over. Until next time!

Sorry I didn't draw anything special for this holiday. I was busy and really tired. I hope you guys were giving and receiving love to and from your friends and loved ones! I'll be back to posting soon and I hope you guys will enjoy what I have in store.

Until next time!

So because I'm an idiot who came across several materialistic goods at once, I've somehow spent a great amount of my total funds, and I need to make it back! I'm still open for commissions if anyone is interested.

Uncoloured: $8.50 per character

Coloured: $11.35 per character

Coloured w/ background: $17.05 - $22.75 depending on detail

Or if you'd just like to support me via donations and get special preview rewards in return, you can take a look at my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oystercatcher7

I'm gonna keep this short as I don't wanna make a big deal out it. I'm depressed. Don't worry, I'm not suicidal or anything! I'm just in a big of a dud and it's really been affecting my motivation to draw or really make anything. I'm in a confused and difficult part of my life right now (transition to adulthood is hard), so I'm sorry I haven't been posting much lately. I'll get back into mental shape soon, but for now, I hope you guys understand. I'm so incredibly thankful for my followers and increasing patron numbers, and I'm sorry I'm unable to give back to you as much as I'd like to right now.

I'll be posting some Patreon stuff soon, so until then, bye bye!

Thought I'd make an account there. Tumblr wasn't really doing it for me. If you want random updates or just mindless rambles from me, be sure to follow me!

https://twitter.com/Oystercatcher23

I’ve noticed a few of my fellow artist friends and mutuals creating Patreons for people to support their work. I thought this would bring in more support than asking for commissions so I set up an account, with special rewards depending on how much you contribute, from access to early sketches to requests!

I am new to the site, so uh… please let me know if I’m overcharging for some rewards.

https://www.patreon.com/oystercatcher7

Thought it was time I interact with my followers more. Join my Discord chat and you can talk to me or others about things and see my nonsensical doodles and rambles!
https://discord.gg/ukA5zac

I'm in need of some funds, so I thought I might as well advertise that I'm open for commissions. All support is appreciated in return for my art.

Prices are
Uncoloured/Black & White - 5.00 euro
Coloured - 10.00 euro
Extra characters - 5.00-10.00 euro depending on above selection
Background - 2.50-10.00 euro depending on above selection

Will NOT accept
- Overcomplicated character designs or backgrounds
- Child characters
- Incest
- Most fetishes
- MLP, Pokemon, Digimon

Accepted fetishes*
- Cum inflation
- Tentacles
- Soft vore
- Oviposition
- I will not accept rape commissions unless the characters are roleplaying or are otherwise consenting

*These fetishes may only be accepted depending on proposed characters

Send me a note if you're interested, and thank you!

I’m in a bit of debt right now and I quickly need some funds to pay back a commission from another artist. She’s not gonna break my legs or anything but I don’t wanna leave her moneyless.

So please, if you’re interested in some art from me, please check out my commission info and send me a message.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8362514/

Thank you

I’m still taking 2D drawing commissions if anyone is interested! I was impulsively buying a bunch of junk in the past while, so I need to make some funds to try and save up for future expenses, whether essential or just fun goods.

Prices are
Uncoloured/Black & White - 5.00 euro
Coloured - 7.50 euro
Coloured & Shaded - 10.00 euro
Extra characters - 5.00-10.00 euro depending on above selection
Background - 2.50-10.00 euro depending on above selection

Will NOT accept
- Overcomplicated character designs or backgrounds
- Child characters
- Incest
- Most fetishes
- MLP, Pokemon, Digimon

Accepted fetishes
- Cum inflation
- Tentacles
- Soft vore
- Oviposition
- I will not accept rape commissions unless the characters are roleplaying or are otherwise consenting

I've noticed I've been getting quite a few watchers who are vore fans, as well as comments and notes asking me to do more or, even worse, requesting more vore audio.

I just want you guys to know that those clips are over two or three years old now, and I'm not as into vore as I used to be. I'm happy that you like them despite how much I personally despise their quality and context, but I don't like making those anymore. If you actually looked at my more recent posts, you'd see that I've moved onto simple furry drawings. You can stay if you still like my art, and if you like vore, there's the small chance I'll make more vore ART, as I've done once already, but no AUDIO.

I also don't have the original files of the deleted audio clips, so don't ask for them either.

I thought it was about time I start taking commissions for my drawings, as they are something I fully created from scratch, unlike my edits which use other people's images.

Things I do
- Simple cartoon drawings of furry content
- Both SFW and NSFW content
- For NSFW: Solo, M/F, M/M, maybe F/F depending on pairing
- Genderswaps
- Tentacles

Things I will not do
- Underage characters, unless if they are depicted as adult
- Incest
- Over complicated character designs
- Other fetishes
- Dickgirl or Cuntboy (though I WILL accept transgender: e.g. Male body in feminine clothing/physique or female body in masculine clothing/physique)

The minimum price is five Euros ($5.35). There'll be an extra charge for:
- Colouring (3-5 EUR depending on how much needs to be coloured)
- Shading (3-5 EUR depending on lighting source or complexity of lighting)
- Extra characters (5 EUR per character)
- Backgrounds (2-4 EUR depending on detail)

I use PayPal for payments.
If you are interested, please send me a message stating:
- Your character(s)
- What pose, clothing, and/or location you want
- Any extra specific details (may charge extra depending on complexity)

This is just a list of other sites you can find me and my furry stuff on, in case you find it easier to use those sites or something. All I can post on here is my drawings and I will admit they aren't the best at the moment.

Tumblr: thefurryshopper.tumblr.com/
I use this site the most, and I tend to post more of my thoughts there as well. All of my drawings and edits are posted there to. So if you have a Tumblr account, I'm more likely to interact with my watchers there.

DeviantArt: http://i-should-not-exist.deviantart.com/
I post both my edits an drawings there. But the more sexual stuff like sex scenes and erect dicks aren't there.

So I've lost everything on here because:
- It contains stuff that isn't mine (even though I didn't have to pay for the content I used nor did I make money myself)
- I linked to real porn (apparently the admins can't have REAL humans having sex).
I still have most of my stuff thankfully on e621: https://e621.net/post/index/1/oystercatcher7

However, that site isn't good enough for me. I need a real art site. So I'm moving to DeviantArt. I posted stuff there before but I gave up because I didn't care much for that site. But I have no choice now so I'll be posting any future stuff over on DeviantArt. I go by the the username I-Should-Not-Exist (though you can still call me oystercatcher7). If you have an account on there then I would appreciate if you'd watch me there because I most likely won't be using this site again.

I've gone through a serious event at a very bad time, and it has made me quite upset and demotivated, but I need to bounce back. You guys can help! I've gotten over a thousand of you guys and I need you to help me move to another site where they actually ALLOW my stuff. You guys are great and I'm so glad that all of you liked my stuff. I feel that WE can recover from this.

http://i-should-not-exist.deviantart.com/

I have just been informed by the apparent 'System Account' that all of my photomorphs have been removed for violating site rules. This means that everything that I have made for the past ten months has been deleted. I know and understand that my stuff did violate the rules, but I've been making this stuff for a long time and they only noticed now? That's fucking bullshit how they only did it now, and just on Christmas Eve. You mean they can't allow a little rule-bending? Why the fuck does my stuff get removed and other photomorphers get to keep their stuff!

I was having a lot of fun with my family today and this is what I come home too? I guess that's just how life fucking goes doesn't it? Its brings up your hopes and lets you have your fun, but in the end, it doesn't matter and life just takes a big shit on you! Thanks a fucking lot FA, you've taken away a hobby and destroyed any achievement I've made on this fucking website! Sure, I may have other things to do but this is stupid! I hope you fucking admins are happy!

Thanks for ruining Christmas Eve for me you fucktards!!

And to you watchers that I've earned on here without having to directly ask, all I can say is thank you for supporting my work. It may be all gone but you guys are surprisingly one of the greatest achievements of my life so far. I know I broke the rules here and I tried to bend them but nothing I did was actually wrong. It wasn't like I was trying to earn any money from this or anything. It was just a hobby. A hobby which has now been spoiled by the FUCKING ADMINS!!! Its not like e621's a good site so I can't just post stuff there.

Thanks, guys. Its been fun, and I wish you a Merry FUCKING Christmas!

You can still see my stuff on e621 but I don't feel motivated to make anything anyway: https://e621.net/post/index/1/oystercatcher7

I've been very interested by people's own headcanons that they shared on sites like Tumblr and even in fanfictions I've read. I'm wondering if there's any headcanons that you guys have and wouldn't mind sharing.

If you don't know what a headcanon is, its basically a personal piece of trivia that a fan makes up about a character or universe in media.

I have a few of my own headcanons that I would actually like people to know of because I think they're interesting (at least to people who know of the franchise I'm talking about).
- In Alpha & Omega, the characters Scar and Claws are brother and sister. The reason I think this is to give it a twist as most would probably think of them as mates or partners (since they seem to be together in a lot of scenes). They look strangely alike and their names seem to fit together too well. This was also encouraged when LillyOmega stated that my first Femme Scar pic looks like she would be a sister of Claws. To anyone who says they don't look that similar, keep in mind that Lilly and Kate are sisters.
- Sly Cooper's mother was never mentioned because she died when Sly was very young (which would make sense because Sly never talked about her in narrations). It is unknown whether it was from childbirth or disease, but that only left Sly's father as the one he looked up to. This emphasised how horrible his father's death must have been.
- In Season 2 of the Walking Dead video game (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR S2EP1), Christa survived the bandit attack. It was never clearly shown in game but it was implied by a gunshot. However, I believe that the gunshot was when she may have knocked the gun wielder's hand which made him miss her. She could be able to swipe the gun away and shoot the second bandit (there's only two at this point because the third went after Clementine). The first bandit was found alive later so he obviously didn't get killed by Christa, but he would have to be temporarily down in order for Christa to escape. This is a pretty hopeful headcanon, but I so want there to be more of her as otherwise it would be a total waste for her to be with Clem in the first place. Maybe we can play as her in Season 3?

Anyway, what interesting headcanons or backstories do you have for official characters or the worlds they live in? I'd be quite interested to hear what you guys have (if any).

I meant to talk about this is the description of my latest RJ sex pic, but its better to talk about it here.

There are quite a few characters (which I eventually made edits of) that I have crushes on. There's nothing wrong with having a crush on a fictional character, but some of these I feel are very strange. Like for example, Femme RJ. I'm not fully sure why I became so interested in him as a woman. A smooth and sly woman is just so sexy and cool to me. I also like women who have deep voices, so if femme RJ still has the voice of an angel (except sounding more feminine of course). This is probably why I like femme Sly Cooper along with his ancestors.

A crush that's REALLY weird though is my interest in Femme Professor Genki (or Miss Genki as I sometimes call her). The face is so big and disturbing that its hard to believe one would sexulaise him like that, and yet I've made like four edits of a curvy Genki. Honestly, things like that make me wonder if I need help.

Speaking of sexualising characters, I also find myself adding extra bits to certain characters. Kate and Lilly from Alpha & Omega are an example. You all probably know of the ass I always give Kate. Dunno why I always do that, I just feel she would have quite a butt. Same reason with Lilly, though she has big breasts instead. I guess for that, Kate has the big butt so Lilly gets to have her other parts big. Then there's the previously mentioned curves of Miss Genki (though all the sexual innuendo in Saints Row would probably apply there). Then there's Sly Cooper also having da booty. Its clear that in the games his butt isn't as bulbous as I've made it in my edits, and yet I always pictured him and the femme version with big butts. That then eventually led to me making the Cooper booter a family heritage as shown by my Rioichi and Tennessee pics.

Finally, there's weird shippings. We've all done them at least once in our lives. These are most evident in my sex pics. Shippings like Kate/Humphrey would make sense as they are officially together, which is perfectly fine. But then there's stuff I did like Panda King/Femme Sly. There's no way that pairing would actually happen but I love them together. Same with Vincent/Femme RJ, they're pretty much enemies and yet I make them have sex with eachother. I try to make it better by giving backstories like Femme RJ not being able to give Vincent his stuff back so instead Vincent... fucks her. I think I came up with some sort of rape situation for the Femme Sly/Panda King thing (despite rape obviously being bad).

Anyway, time for the question for you guys. What sort of strange crushes do you have? If you have any weird shippings or sexualisings then tell me about that you.

LET IT ALL OUT