Back Monday afternoon.

Just Boo Bees!........ I don't think I need to say more.

Just registered for TFF earlier today. Not real happy with one of the people that I will be rooming with. I might need to find someone else to room with part way through if things don't go well.

Not really....... But I made ya look. ....... If I had said FREE GAY PORN the entire fandom would have looked. Even the straights would have went >.< o.o <.< >.> O.O >.<

I tore this town apart a few years back looking for antimicrobial fabreeze and ended up buying it online. Today I was out and ran across it by accident. The orange sprayer caught my eye from about 30 yards away. Turns out Lowes home improvement has it.

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I have two characters in my head that I don't yet have artwork or anything else of. Just a couple that have some of the characteristics of me in real life. The first is known by a few people is Dibbs. Dibbs is a white tail deer that has a big belly and short little legs and is certainly not a vegetarian. He likes his fast food. He got his name because every time a group of preditors sees him one will always point at him and say "I've got dibbs" His natural defense is that he just wanders off as they argue over who actually has dibbs. My other character is Hyde Hyena. Hyde is special because he is a hyena that is also a picky eater. He looks at the rest of the group of hyenas eating on an old carcass and says "No thanks guys, you have at it, I will just grab a burger on the way home" Hyde is also a little bit of a neat freak though not obsessive he likes nice things and a degree of order. I plan to one day have artwork of them made and who knows, maybe one or both may become suits.

HA!!!!! Made you look again! XD

Just a random number that I pulled out of the air............. But I made you look!

I have succeeded in getting my CDL at CR England and have jumped ship to drive for Maverick, I start on the 14th. CR did not do anything wrong but Maverick will be a better deal because once I go thru their orientation and training I will go straight into a regional gig which means I will be home most weekends. I am also moving to a new place, it is still on the same property but is a nice garage apartment. I have a few pictures but will post more when fully moved in. It it's small but perfect for me. It has been a while since I have had my own kitchen, living room and bathroom. Lastly my phone is trying to take a crap, I plan to get it looked at but haven't yet. hopefully they can fix it. That is all for now, over and out.

I quit the job that I had under good terms to look for a little better deal. I applied for a few jobs and one I applied for online Saturday called me this morning and they will send me a bus ticket to Salt Lake City. I will leave on the 20th for training and orientation. Looks like I am going to be driving a tractor trailer. Now I will have heat and air as I sleep in my own bunk and I don't have to remove all of my belongings/equipment every time I make a delivery. Plus I will be in the same familiar vehicle as I travel. And I'll be pulling a refrigerated trailer so it will be very air conditioned when unloading in the summer time.

I was on comedy central monday night on a show called midnight. Some comedians poked fun at us but I was on national TV! =P

Gonna be in her arms and she in my arms again at FWA and I can't wait! XP

I recieved my new body and attended it's first con *TFF* I got home yesterday and decided to wash it today just out of curiosity and because I was starting to offend myself slightly. *We estimated that I spent about 15 or 16 hours in it over the past 4 days.* I was shocked how brown it made the water and how much crud was going down the drain. THAT is why you wash your suit, you nasty mother grabbers! XD

A friend of mine that deals in classic cars has been trying to deal me out of it for weeks now. Today he offered me his rat rod project and I told him that I would need a bunch to go with it to get my car. Later I was thinking to myself that I needed a truck to pull my trailer with, I pointed at a Ford F-250 and asked him if it was a good truck. He said it was and we walked out and checked it out. After driving it I told him that I would take that truck for it and to my suprise he thought I meant it and the rat rod so I got what I need and another as a bonus a 95 F-250 2 wheel drive extended cab with a 460 automatic and a 49 Ford pickup with a 302 and AOD transmission. I think I did all right but I will miss that little car. Oh well there will be others.....

My family has gone to Hawaii for two weeks and I am house/dog/cat sitting till they get back a week from tomorrow. We've had big fun playin, watchin movies, and cookin. I even cooked and ate soft tacos for breakfast this morning *cause it's what I wanted*. I have left over taco meat, frozen french fries and a can of nacho cheese sauce..... I see the makins for dinner tonight! =P ....... After all there is no one here to stop me!

Sorry but that is just how it is...... My bunk bed...... My rules! =3

For beginners I threw a chicken pot pie in the oven for lunch and when it was done discovered it had celery in it, *GROSS!* so I let it cool and gave it to the dog. Later I went to the restaraunt up the road and brought home a cheeseburger and fries. Once home I opened the foam container to discover that they had filled one of the recesses with catsup and I had to throw out about half of the fries because they were laying in it. I guess it's just one of those days.

I have messed with cars since I was a toddeler, and have made a few passses down a drag strip not to mention many many laps on the dirt track. So if you ever hear me say that I blew a tranny, it most likely means something totally different than what first enters your dirty little mind. >.<

Don't get caught twerking the turkey ...... The big spoon hurts like hell! >.<

Name 6 things that you fear or make you feel uncomfortable. Mine in order from least uncomfortable to worst are. 6. Politicians *Hate em* 5. The thought of being burned badly 4. People that don't act right *On drugs or just acting suspiciously* 3. Hights 2. Big cities *very uncomfortable when in a car, discomfort level tripples when on foot* 1. Needles, not the sewing kind, the shot kind. Some may seem silly but most everybody has their phobias.

Before anyone asks, no this is not a sex thing. There has been and won't be any. I found that feeling someone moving around on the other side of the bed and having someone to talk to when we wake makes me just as happy. I have forgotten over the years how great it is. The first night was with one awesome woman and plenty snuggleing went on, and the second night was with another awesome woman who's back I scritched for a moment. I really hate to see it end. =3

1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with? Maybe =)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? All of the above

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I have a king sized bed and sleep in the center most of the time.

4. Do you masturbate? well yeah......

5. How often? Lately? Once maybe twice a month.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No

7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes ,,,,A lot back in the day..

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people? Not much, mainly looking at others artwork.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I like mutual aggressiveness but either will work. I'm usually passive with a new partner.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I love all my friends, some more than others.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Not all of 'em.

13. Would you choose love or money? Love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Hard to choose 3

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? no

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? On a blanket in a field of wild flowers.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Against a new car at a delership at night.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes

19. Have you ever been to a strip club? yes

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? no

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? no

22. Ever been picked up in a bar? no

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? =3 Uhhhh?

24. What's your sexuality? straight

25. Had sex in a movie theater? no ....got a handjob once. =P

26. Had sex in a bathroom? That is generally where the shower is.

27. Have you ever had sex at work? no

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes

29. Bought something from an adult store? no

30. Do you own any sex toys? no

31. If yes, how many and what are they? See # 30

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? no

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? no

34. Have you ever had phone sex? no

35. Have you ever had cyber sex? no
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? yes

37. What's your favorite sexual position? I like missionary, cowgirl, and doggy equally. =3

38. What's your favorite sex act? Oral *giving and getting*

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? no

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? I have a feeling I know a few that won't be able to resist. =P

I'm going to Fountain Colorado......and they call this work! =3

It never seem to fail that when you meet new people they eventually get around asking why I never married and had kids. I just give them all the same answer which is "I just never did". It's funny how the question keeps coming up like it did this morning. It's all for the better anyway, I would have made a lousey parent anyway .....Could you imagine?