Flamingos?
General | Posted 12 years agoSomebody wants everybody to bring a flamingo to Wild Nights.....Ok......I'm going to bio engineer my own flamingo that will be 30 feet tall, lazers from it's eyes, breathe fire and fart glitter and I will saddle this beast and use this creature to conquer the world! I will call it Larry. =3
Services offered!
General | Posted 12 years agoIt's that season again!.......Who on here needs checked for TICKS? Females checked for free, the rest of you gotta pay!!!!! Very thurough work, no tick left unfound! .......guaranteed! =3
Weird dream!
General | Posted 12 years agoI just woke from a nap and had a weird dream where I was running from sexually aggressive gorrilas! I was still running when I woke up but my neighbors didn't fair so well! =/
Tha MUZZLER!
General | Posted 12 years agoWho on here remembers what a Muzzler was and what store sold them?
CHEESE CAKE!!!!!
General | Posted 12 years agoThis cheese cake is better than sex! .............Come on everybody, let's pair up and have cheese cake! =3
Gettin sticky.....
General | Posted 12 years agoLick lick lick...nibble nibble...lick lick...nibble...shoves all the way into muzzle...pulls back out...shoves back in...sticky goodness running out corners of mouth, down neck and chest...lick lick slurp slurp slurp slurp...swallows. tosses stick into waste basket. .....WAT???? .....GET YOUR OWN DAMN POPCICLE! ......You have a dirty dirty mind. =3
All of this wetness has it throbbin like crazy!
General | Posted 12 years agoAs most of you already know, I broke a chunk off the bone in my left ring finger. It has been feelin better until today and I blame the rainy weather for it's throbbin. >=3
I have the body of a GOD!
General | Posted 12 years agoWiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! =3
=3
General | Posted 12 years agoI'm just kicked back here sippin a Redds apple ale and watchin Mega Mind on TV. ........It's a good way to close out the night.
Grrrrrrrr
General | Posted 12 years agoI HAVE THE ANGRY BIRDS TUNE STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!! FUUUUUUU...... X/
That's enough of the orange.
General | Posted 12 years agoI've drank just enough of the orange liqueur to get that warm and fuzzy feelin. You gotta watch that stuff, it will sneak up on ya. Now I feel like cuddlin but it's too late to go see the gf, besides I refuse to drive anywhere even if I've only had one beer much less the hard stuff.
Check this out! Best bang for the buck! =3
General | Posted 12 years agoFourty dollars....That's all for Basic registration for Wild Nights. You get fed for free, free lodging, you can bring a tent if you want, just let 'em know you plan too, you can sleep in your car if that's your thing. The food is good and there is a lot of it. There is plenty fun to be had or you can just stand around and socialize if you like, yeah it can be pretty laid back if that's what you like. You can hike, check out the caves, hang out by the camp fire or many other things, so check 'em out at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wildnights/ .You won't be dissapointed.
My dog brought me a present.
General | Posted 13 years agoI let Ilse *my 2 year old German Sheppard* out so she could run and do her buisness. After she was out for a while I flashed the porch light for her to come in because she's deaf and calling her doesn't work. I noticed that she appeared to be strutin her stuff when she walked through the door and she dropped something at my feet as she passed by. It was a young possum and looked dead. I looked it over and didn't see any injuries. I set it outside the door and watched it through the glass. After a while it raised it's head, looked around then walked away in a hurry. I gave her a hotdog because she's a good dog.
I need to plan a trip to a place called Lompoc California.
General | Posted 13 years agoMy girlfriend is out of town attending a family funeral and I've been sitting at home alone this evening while she stays with family. It made me think of funerals I've attended in the past, especially of a certain young lady that I was engaged to be married to years ago. She lost her life in a car wreck. She was born and raised in Lompoc and when her father retired as a prison guard out there somewhere they all moved to this area because her mother was from here. At some time or another she told them that if anything ever happened to her that she wanted to be creamated and her ashes spread in the ocean near there and they carried out her wishes. I'm happy that her wishes were carried out but feel bad that I could never visit the place where she is. I feel I need to go out there and basically say bye. As long a trip that would be I would like to do more than one thing while out there. I may go to Califur one year then swing by before heading home. I may be wrong but I don't think there is that much distance between the two places.
(MEME) How old were you when you first.....
General | Posted 13 years agoFell in love?
23
Lost your virginity?
18
Lost someone close to you?
28 fiance
Consumed alcohol?
21
Received a kiss?
16
Went to the hospital?
1969 got stitches in my forehead, I was 2
Had a broken heart?
28
Lost a pet?
20
Got arrested?
never been caught
Broke a bone?
22 colar bone atv wreck
Got a job?
16
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
16
Went to a concert?
18
Met someone famous?
20 iI think Cristopher Walken on the set of Bioxi Blues I worked as an extra
Got in a car wreck?
23
Dyed your hair?
never
Flew on an airplane?
never
Went to another state?
Infant I live in a border town
Got a tattoo?
Never
Had a piercing?
never
Smoked pot?
never
Smoked a cigarette?
6
Went to Disney Land or World?
never
Had A Long term relationship
23-28
Dated somebody of another race?
never have
Passed out from drinking
28
Were dumped
1986
Women???????
General | Posted 13 years agoI've been seeing a woman for just over a month now. I think things are going well, We go out and have a good time, we text from before dawn till nearly midnight or later if we're both off the next day. The only thing that has me wondering is she seems to pick at my brain with crazy little questions and remembers little details that I told her weeks ago, the things are little things and what I was wondering is, is this normal?
F3 convention
General | Posted 13 years agoWell I've spent the day runnin my ass off getting ready for the F3 con tomorrow. All packed and ready to roll. All I have to do is grab my MP3 player, my phone charger, swing by the bank and jump on the hiway!
:D
General | Posted 13 years ago:DDDDDDD That is all.
Need to straighten up my computer desk =P
General | Posted 13 years agoSitting here at my computer and picked up 4 empty Coke cans before I found the one with some in it. Guess I need to get rid of the emptys.
Just for kicks. =P
General | Posted 13 years agoWOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
Just an observation.
General | Posted 13 years agoGreat big round titties! =3
Total suckage!
General | Posted 13 years agoI got word earlyer today that I have to work this weekend and cannot go to a meet that I was hoping to go to.Job gets in the way a lot, but at least I have one during these times. Oh well I have F3 to look forward too in a few weeks.
It's funny how some peope think alike.
General | Posted 13 years agoI spent the day hangin out with a one of my old racing buddies and his nephew, we were talking about how expensive racing has become, and about building his nephew an enduro car. We talked about our old enduro driving days and how much fun it was and cheap, because an enduro car is just a stripped down car with a roll cage and safty equipment *no performance parts allowed*. We read the rules and found out that they had dropped the rule saying that if you have ran the higher classes you were not allowed to drive an enduro car. We called the track promoter to confirm that it was not an oversight, and he confirmed that they did away with that rule. We went to another friend who has a large car lot and each bought a car from his repos and cars he took trade in that was cosmetically challenged. I bought an 89 Mercury Marquis and they each bought an 89 and a 90 crown victoria Ford. We all split up and chose our cars seperatly and they are all basically the same car. We know good cars when we see one.
3 Day weekend
General | Posted 13 years agoWell Thanksgiving is over, and I had to work it. Because I had to work the holiday I now have a 3 day weekend. Oddly enough, I have a decent amount of cash in my pocket considering I get paid every other week and this is an off week. But there is absolutely nothing going on, so I am just sitting around twittling my thumbs looking for something to do. Of course there is stuff going on next weekend in Moore Ok. but I'm not yet sure I can get that day off yet. We have a new guy at work and if I can get him trained well enough to handle the weekend by himself, I can go.
Happy Thanksgiving
General | Posted 13 years agoHappy Thanksgiving everybody! .........I'm off to work now, unfortunatly hospitals NEVER close. *I guess it's not unfortunate if you need one*
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