Apparently, I am back! In case you missed the three pics I've uploaded these last three weeks. In part, I wanted to get my last journal off my frontpage :3

Now, I kind of plan to stick around. I have a few ideas for some new pics, but to be honest the lack of ideas has never been an issue, just an overall failure to effectively put them down in virtual 'paper'.

Also, I think I will open a tip jar. Commissions have never been a real opcion, I only feel they will add pressure to something I do to relax.

Also also, I am in the mood of keep drawing fanart. Do you have any sugestions of underrated hunks, or characters that could use a beef-up?

I don't know how old/new and popular/obscure this is, but I bring you...

... The Penis Analyzer (clicky!)...

... which might be a little less NSFW than what it could, but still on the NSFW side of life.

On a side note: I'm still lurking around and quite probably watching you in an arguably non-creepy way o.o

What happened? Suddenly, I lost eight watchers, including the very last three... As if I had said something wrong... Hmmmm e_e

Anyways, I'm alive and lingering around, and drawing some stuff which you will see soon enough :3

Also, I got older: 29 years old, as of May 1st :S

EDIT: As some of you have pointed out, the explanation seems to be that the "missing watchers" were robots or something. Thank you, admins, for keeping Skynet at bay :3

Skype dear, why are you being like this? These last couple of days, you have been acting up and delaying my messages. That whirly thing you put next to my "outgoing messages" is starting to get on my nerves.

What? "Everybody is doing it"? You know that's not true! Firefox behaves as properly as usual, so you don't dare blaming your attitude on the Internet connection! And just because that WhatsApp kid takes ten minutes to send an "instant message", that doesn't give you the right to do it too, Skype!

Are you listening to me??

Don't you-

DON'T YOU DARE DISCONNECTING, YOUNG SOFTWARE!!

*sigh* My Skype is acting all stoopeed...

UPDATE: Things have apparently corrected themselves. Just like that, Currently, I'm hoping things don't go back to stoopeed just like that...

$5,70 avatars like the one I'm using! (Press F5, I just uploaded it)

Well, I'm new at this, but here's how we are going to do it:

- You claim a slot, comment in this journal (one per person)
- Muscle or Hypermuscle, you pick
- You pick a pose (suggestions here https://www.dropbox.com/s/zo378ypxz.....ding-poses.jpg ; keep in mind they should work as silhouette)
- You hand me a reference (yours, a gift for a friend, whatever; a thorough description should work too)
- Also, clothes: speedo? shorts? naked? Because of FA policy, I can't show any naughty bits on an avatar, but I could draw a "naked, naughty-free" option, if you want that.
- You must be ready to pay upfront: $5,70*
- For the time being, only four slots**, since I'm new to this and I don't know how much is too much and I'm bound to make silly errors and paranoia :I
- My PayPal is ozgalmoth[at]yahoo.com

* Dec 6th: price adjusted
** Number of slots may vary

Questions?

Over 100 faves in two days for my last pic! That's a personal record, with the previous most faved pic holding exactly 100 faves over two years :P

Yaaaay!

Also, 10,000 pageviews!

YAAAAY!!!

Good morning/afternoon/evening, people C:

Question 1: Does any of you have a SoFurry account?

- If YES, please answer Question 2.
- If NO, good day and move along.

Question 2: Does the existence of said SF account make you happier/richer/more attractive/healthier? Does it improve your overall existence in any way? Please elaborate.

Each question is worth 0 pts.

Hey guys~

May 1st is approaching, with all its happiness and birthdayness!

As in, I get one year older on May 1st :V

As in, go get me some cake, and/or party hats, and/or shiny stuff :V

As in, if you forget to wish me a Happy Birthday To Me in 28 days, tables will be flipped, so you go and write it down :V

If you like the art of  esonver, and enjoy the company of  aydenwusky, you should be reading this journal NAO

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4396260/

Keywords being hugeness, muscleness and manliness


P.S.: Yes, this is a raffle pimping journal.

P.S. 2: Yes, I know I've been MIA. Maybe this journal marks my return to FA? I'll try!!

P.S. 3: Kittyhugs :3

I'm not sure how many of you know, but I live by myself in (technically) my Dad's apartment, while he lives with his girlfriend...

Until this Tuesday.

After roughly a year of relative independence for me, and a few months of rocky relationship for my Dad, he showed up three days ago with most of his stuff. I started 2013 with a surprise moving; who likes moving?, I so do not :D

Anyways, it's for the best. I have a poor impression of the XGF, and my Dad and I get along quite good pretty much all the time. The sad part (for me), would be that my privacy is being greatly diminished now, meaning, among other stuff, that my time for drawing has reduced a whole lot :I

It also means I have to wash the dishes every night D:

So, if you wonder how come I'm not connected as much as I used to, that's why. I hope I still get to upload stuff on a regular basis. Take care of your furry selves, and see you around!

My friend  hanon invited me to an art raffle, as drawn by  essien :D

If you are interested on participating, here is the link, and follow the instructions there:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9500263/

Warning: adult gay art, bear that in mind |3

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Mi amigo  hanon me invitó a una rifa de arte dibujada por  essien :D

Si les interesa concursar, aquí les dejo el link:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9500263/

Advertencia: es una rifa de arte gay para adultos, ténganlo presente |3

Advertising time,
C'mon, grab your friends,
Screen capture, win the Kiriban
With Oz the Cat,
And Oz the Dragon...
(et caetera)

Seriously, Kiriban thingy ending by tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. Don't say I didn't tell you so :V --->Clicky here<---

Apologies to the respective copyright holders :3

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[Kiriban closed:we have a winner!]

Huzzah! We are already in for the countdown of 7777 pageviews!

Celebration.
Party.
Come on!

For those who haven't been around for long, the thing goes like this:
You may win free art!

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RULES copy-pasta
How you do it:

- Screencap my frontpage at 7777 pageviews

- Post a link to it in this journal
IN THIS JOURNAL. No notes, no shouts on my wall, no MSN messages or e-mails, post it here in this journal's comments so everyone gets to see it, and every one gets to see who posted it first.
ALSO IMPORTANT: I'm 70% sure that FA deletes posts of screen captures. Make sure yours doesn't, at least until I see it. I advice uploading it on ImageShack or similar site. In short, if your link doesn't work when I click it, it doesn't count.

- First to post the 7777 screencap, wins

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What you win:

The winner gets one free picture, general or mature (no adult), one character, simple background. You may pic between Sketch A or Sketch B as a basis for your winning pic.

References I will asking for the winner:
- A reference for the character, being their fursona. If the character isn't theirs, it's the winner's responsability to get permission for the pic. If no reference picture is available, I can work with an accurate description.

- Optionally, a reference for the outfit. That's entirely up to you.

Now go stare at my frontpage :3

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Also, now that I have your attention, I could REALLY use your feedback in this other journal,which so few of your read, since I wasn't offering free art >:V

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CLOSED

Winner:  berni. Congratulations, my friend!

People everywhere! Asuming you are watching me and know the themes and quality of my pics. I've been toying with the idea of taking commissions.

The main question is
- How much would you pay for a pic from me?

The secondary questions are:
- Have you paid for other commissions yourself? Do you take commissions, and how much do you charge?
- Does the size matter? (Size of the pic :V )
- Does the speed matter?

That is all. Whoever happens to answer, gets a cookie

... but when I do, I reference memes.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8668232


A raffle held by  mraquacristal. What got me hooked was that you get to propose a theme to inspire the pic... well, you go read his description if you are interested, by clicking the link, naturally.

Also, I stand corrected. It's not a raffle, since he'll be picking the winner. Contest :V

Good luck me! :V

Y U NO WAKE UP!? D8<

For some reason, my organism decided to just ignore the wake-up alarm, or maybe I hit the OFF button instead of SNOOZE... Now I'm late for work, thank you very much ._.

And the shtyoopeed bus just got into a shtyoopeed traffic jam o_ou

At least I have a cell with Internet to evade reality :D

Hello guys, it's Repeating Digit Number Time Free Art Giving again!

For those who haven't been around for long, the thing goes like this:
You may win free art!

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How do you do it:

- Screencap my frontpage at 6666 pageviews

- Post a link to it in this journal
IN THIS JOURNAL. No notes, no shouts on my wall, no MSN messages or e-mails, post it here in this journal's comments so everyone gets to see it, and every one gets to see who posted it first.
ALSO IMPORTANT: I'm 70% sure that FA deletes posts of screen captures. Make sure yours doesn't, at least until I see it. I advice uploading it on ImageShack or similar site. In short, if your link doesn't work when I click it, it doesn't count.

- First to post the 6666 screencap, wins

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What do you win:

The winner gets one free picture, general or mature (no adult), one character, simple background, of him/her disguised as a sexy demon, keeping with the 6666 theme.

References I will asking for the winner:
- A reference for the character, being their fursona. If the character isn't theirs, it's the winner's responsability to get permission for the pic. If no reference picture is available, I can work with an accurate description.

- A reference for the pose of the character.

- Optionally, a reference for the outfit. Again, it's the 6666 Kiriban, so this time is required to be a demonic or evil-looking character, at least mock evil.

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Let the Kiriban hunt begin!
Play nice! Or else! :V

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Winner:  talen2534. Congratulations! :3

Employment get! I started this monday =D

On the downside, I spend less time on the Internet, in case you were wondering why I haven't been around that much.

On the upside, I never EVER work on my birthday (don't you forget it; see previous journal). It is even illegal to do so :B

May 1st.

A birthday.

Guess whose :D

Are you up to a 5555 Kiriban? I think it worked out fine last time OwO

Now, I'm thinking of repeating the formula of the last contest(you might want to read the rules; link!): doing a 'big guy' sketch, and the FIRST guy posting a link to a screencap of my frontpage at 5555 pageviews in this journal wins, getting to choose species, outfit, color... meaning, you can turn the sketch into your character, or other character of your choosing.

The Price:
You may pick from one of these sketches:
Option A
Option B
Option C (Note: this was already used at the 4444 Kiriban contest, but you may still pick it)

Now this is important, hence the red lettering
Since FA doesn't allow you to post screencaps here, I recommend using a photo archive site like Imageshack or Photobucket. If I don't get to see the screencap, I won't consider it :X

That is all (I guess)

CLOSED. Winner, mr.  greywolfbade, congrats

Coming soon: pictures! =D

And details, too.

My dad and I are leaving for a three-week long tour around Europe! Plus an extra week or so, visiting my sister and his husband :D

As you might guess, this also means that I will be most likely off the radar: what would be the point of a tour if I spend it in front of a computer? :B

I hope you miss me, heeheehee. More news, and pics quite possibly, on my return!

P.S.: Did I mention that we leave TOMORROW? Oh, I didn´t?

Handsome Ozgalmoth, done just for the lulz OwO

Doodled out of boredom, and keeped because it came out not bad, didn't it? :3

EDIT: It's about the avatar, go press F5!

The Contest:

- The first one to post in this journal a link to a screencap to my frontpage, with the pageviews at 4444, is the winner. In case no one posts the 4444 screencap, I'll take the lower screencap after that (i.e.: 4445, or 4446, or 4447, etc)
Since FA doesn't allow you to post screencaps here, I recommend using a photo archive site like Imageshack or Photobucket. If I don't get to see the screencap, I won't consider it :X

The Prize:

- This Muscle Guy Mannequin, over here (link!)
- What does that mean? Well, the winner gets a free pic from me, using the picture above as a template.
- The winner gets to pick species, clothing, colors... his/her original character, someone else's character as a gift, a fanart, etc.


Some notes the winner should have in mind:

- The more accurate your references are, the better. I don't like having to make too many corrections when is someone else who is not accurate on describing what they need or unsure of what they want.
- This is a template. That means, I plan to make as little changes as possible to this, so I won't agree to change him into a seated position, and into skinny, and into a girl... you get the picture?. I know it's a very "meh" pose, but still.
- Naughty bits is a subject that can be negotiated ;3
- I reserve the right to go and reuse this template again, as I see apropiate.

WINNER:  veluxier. He already posted the link, in my shouts but I'm taking it with no problem. Note me with the details and/or any questions you may have. Congratulations!

Look out for another kiriban contest in 1111 more pageviews! ;3

If you are looking for a really great tablet, you should get in touch with  attack1942. It's a barely used Cintiq Wacom 12WX... not sure of any technical information, but I'm sure he'll be ready to answer all of your questions.

More details in this journal of his

And here is a pic, for illustrative purposes

And since the main motive for this sale is an urgent need for the money, it would be great if you can spread the word ;3

Edit: SOLD. Right now, I somehow feel it's best not to delete this journal.