I feel like i made a mess outa this profile so i'm moving to a new one I would just delete all the crap in this one but some of you actually faved my crappy art.

my new account will be flipp_fox_13

I got extremely bored so i decided to count how many joints in my body i can crack without being rewarded agonizing pain. so if it starts to hurt i'll stop

all the joints in my fingers= 14 audible cracks per hand comes to a total so far 28

28 plus my wrists and elbows
32 plus my back just cracked in 10 different spots
now thats 42 so far no pain just intense relief
up to 48 thanks to my neck
and 60 due to my ankles and toes.

is this normal? hup shoulders 62

I'm my own damn chiropractor

it was fine when we thought he was just an alcoholic with a really good education but the past two years me my sister and my dad suspected he does more than just drink and now we know it's true he loves the crack.
crack head behavior has finally just ensued like he's trying to be nonchalant about it but even a seven year old can tell. he stopped going to work his cars always empty he goes missing for two weeks at a time but tries to show up for family events and only ruins them with his presence he will also walk over to the house at indecent hours to crash on the front porch or lawn.
sadder thing is mom still wants my sis to marry him

I dont get how some one who spent six years in college with various degrees cant turn in to such a fuck up

this story is better http://www.gwu.edu/~germ701/adaptat.....sandthebig.htm

eat your heart out chuck noris you are ugly and not cool.

rambo is a bad ass motherfucker and way hotter than ugly bearded chuck noris

yes I now work midnight hours loading and unloading packages at fed ex (so glamorous) well at least i dont have to deal with people.

in case any one wondrs the title of this entry is quoting freddy got fingered damn i love that movie

my idiot friends wont answer the phone when i call guess they are afraid but hell they could at least say sorry

I've calmed down a lot since I returned home mainly cause our two new kitties adore me ^_^ I need to borrow a camera and put some pics of them on here they are soooooo cute

yes it's true i was arrested Thursday night.
thanks to my friends.

we were going to a party and i was already a bit tipsy so they decided to mess with me. hey man can your get out and check my tire i thinks it's low uh yeah sure i said as i got out they pulled away most likely going round the block to pick me up again
for a crude joke. but before they made it back a cop stopped me on account of looking suspicious as soon as he got out i was like run fucking run! but i noticed his hand was latched to his tazer gun then i knew this prick would do what ever it took to find the means to take me in and he did he walked over with a smug look on his face like a proud highschool football hero who just won a game and was now about to top it off with banging a cheerleader. you buying drugs son? he asked.
no sir waiting for a ride.
i smell alcohol on you and you dont look 21.
there it was now i'm screwed
in a matter of minutes i was down town hands in cuffs like a regular criminal defeated but not with out being a smart ass to the cops every chance i got. the one funny thing that happenned was when they searched all 20 of my pockets only to find something they thought i should be complteley embarrassed and ahsamed of having it was a meesh comic book and the cops had to search through each page for drugs but they stopped at the page where the gay porn started and looked at me disaprovingly like i was disturbed and should be like i said embarrassed and ashamed but i wasn't i simply smiled and said hey we all have strange fetishes hell i wouldn't mind if you liked to prance about in womens panties and i mean that with respect sir.
his responce was along the lines of YEAH? WELL IF YOUR CELL MATES FIND OUT YOUR QUEER THEY WILL TEAR YOU APART!
I sighed um i do get that back when i get out right?
yeah whatever
ten minutes later i'm in a jumpsuit i already had my mugshot taken now a cop was geting pissed at me because he couldn't get my lip ring out even with pliers.
if they rip it out it's your problem he yelled as the door closed behind me
now i'm in a room with real scum a dog killer a wife beater a crack head and other lowlifes i never in my life wanted to encounter and i was with them for 18 hours with no sleep before we had to go to court.
in court my mom was was there smiling and waving to me a sign that she knew i was there on someone else's dumbassery.
relieved the judge smiled at me like he was proud first offence under age intoxication public intoxication guilty or not guilty guilty sir very well your out on O.R.
yeah i'm going home but little did i know that while they did your paper work the stuck you in a room with all kinds of inmates from seperate sections of the jail the worst person who sickened me most was a town criminal a 66 year old famous for impersonating a cop in order to stop vehicles and rape women.
beside that guy were more crack heads someone who stabbed a clerk
some pety robbers and a guy who murdered some one in a barfight .
i over heard conversations of ploting rape of some guy they just found out was gay and the inevitable shanking he would receive.
after that brought on a whirlwind of homophobic conversations and prejudice remarks while once in a while some one nudged me trying to make me laugh with them about how they hated gays.
3 hours that shit lasted enough to make me wanna be physically ill.
finally my name was called and i was escorted to change back to my street clothes sign my name a few times and pick up my gay furry comic and was happily on my way.
hopefully that will be my lifes shitiest moment because i dont belong with those people and i will never go back i'm no criminal i hated every one around me in there and cant imagine being near those assholes ever again

being arrested is still my lifes worst fear i can be so easily plucked from my life and thrown in a cage with no sympathy

i also know now that cops really are offended when you ask if they shot any one or cant wait to use their gun

one more thing though i'm so pissed at my friends i have the mind to rape them with a sand paper condom

a few days ago my big johnny the homicidal maniac collection book started to fall apart so i decided to rip out all of the pages and nail them to my walls in random order it took me six hours to get my bigest wall and door covered but i didnt want it to be all just comic pages so i ripped pages out of old cd booklets about fifty or so and nailed them up on top of the pages for variety
i also got posters from blockbuster and of course in the middle of everything one big poster of sexy marilyn manson.
this project is gonna take for ever i need more pages so i'm ripping apart my squee book too but it's so gonna be worth it cause it will look awesome once i get my black light since all the pages are black and white.

my sisters last cat she had for 8 years got hit by a car it took her 3 months to get over the grief and get a new one that was three weeks later diagnosed with leukemia
and just died last night around 4 am
shes taking it as if she had a miscarriage
and wont stop crying damnit god if your out there your an asshole the last thing we need around here is my sister having an emotional break down i should leave for a few days i cant deal with this

for years when i was a kid i constantly had vivid nightmares of being kidnapped or being forced to watch my family die.
and at the time my mom was really into books on psychics with out knowing of my troubled dreams she told me that these certain people could see the future in dreams this really freaked me out i became super paranoid of everything and every one i'd freak out everytime my parents left the house i wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that my father was working in a four story crane and could fall any time he climbed the ladder.
fridays were worse of all they left me home alone when they went to a bar i'd sit worrying myself to tears until three thirty am when they finally came home i immediately hoped they would have been in a wreck because they were drunk mean and scared the shit out of me. one night my dad went to jail for flipping my mom out of her chair by then i didnt care as much as i used too. my dad still can't tolerate alcohol it's like watching a ten year old get drunk

i was booted from christ the king school half way into fifth grade because i didnt meet their standards grade wise and because i was a trouble maker who lacked social skills
i could have been social but i hated everyone too much as for the grades i let them slip on purpose i did much better in public school though i still had no friends and didn't really give a damn so i spent all my time reading listening to music and playing video games i did have one friend but i could tell he never really liked to hang out with me so i counted him as an acquaintance i knew since i was 4 we started becoming good friends and i thought i could tell him about me so i did now he hates me.
any way when i was 15 i acquired a real friend who has never stabbed me in the back unlike all my old so called friends.
one day i went to school wearing a marilyn manson shirt and this kid named brandon immediately struck a conversation with me about the band he always wanted to listen to them but was never able to because his mom kept all his cd's hidden and limited what he was allowed to hear i was fucking surprised at that cause he was the main freak of the school.
i invited him over we listened to all my manson cd's we smoked a lot of pot and became best friends he lived in my basement for two years where we would call over some other friends to get fucked up with us on fridays one time two girls came over tish and jessica we got messed up with them and we were bored so brandon and i constructed a double dildo out of two beer bottles we taped together and covered both ends with condoms then joked about the two girls using it but to our surprise they actually were interested and did use it for a few minutes but it hurt so they wanted us to fuck them tish took me up stairs and was trying to turn me on which she failed at doing and i had to tell her that i'm gay she put her clothes back on and apoligized telling me not to feel bad and not to worry cause she wont tell any one. but i did feel bad and pathetic too. but on the other hand i was happy to have found some one like brandon who shared the same twisted humor and sadistic abnormal definition for fun didn't give a shit about what others thought and just liked to make people uncomfortable
i knew for a fact he wasn't a homophobe because he enjoyed confusing the kids at school by some times wearing a rainbow necklace and sporting a binder with a sticker on it that said gay pride and he did have a super flamey gay friend that he liked to excite by fondling and teasing him at lunch. last year we became really close after a blood pact we got drunk and talked for hours exposing our darkest secrets to each other when i thought it was safe and with the alcohol in my system to give me the extra push i told him that his friend tish lied about having sex with me that day she took me upstairs because i didnt want any one to know i was gay.
he looked at me bug eyed right away i regreted saying that but he got up and hugged me then assured me he's okay with it and he told me that he was bi but leans more towards the girls he said he's kissed dudes and had one go down on him befor that was the 2nd and last thing he said that shocked me
we remained brothers and still are although six months ago my sisters boyfriend heard brandon was talking shit about him being a crack head so one day when we were away he trashed our basement it wasnt just a basement it was a fucking world that we worked hard to create a years worth of hard work making the coolest place friends loved to hang out at fucking obliterated in two hours he even went so far as to rip up the only picture of his dead father. we got back at four am went down stairs all happy and content laughing till we got around the corner and stared in disbelief at the wreck brandon screamed and kicked shit around then bolted up stairs and ambushed my sisters boyfriend in his sleep and whailed on his face till he was thrown to the floor kicked and beaten bloody by the time i made it to the stair case i saw brandon fall backwards down it i stopped him from falling the rest of the way in the middle
i picked him off the ground and said dude theres no way you can kick his ass the fight was over but brandon was staring up at him and my sister screaming death threats at the top of his lungs for ten minutes befor he gave me a hug and left saying he's not coming back he knows another place to stay and he'll call me.
we still hang out as often as possible and we still consider us brothers but it really sucks this happenned and i miss him waking me up in the moring to bake with him while playing devil may cry and have deep conversations

now in the present time my parents are really pissing me off so to show spite i did somthing they said they would never allow i boiled a long curved sewing needle to clean it and stabbed it through my bottom lip i knew i had a high tolerance for pain but i expected this to make my eyes tear up but surprisingly it didn't and it didn't get infected either or swell up i'm currently happy my parents are pissed at me and my lip has finally got metal in it

my computer had a big nasty virus i lost everything songs pics links etc now i got my computer back and now for some reason yahoo says my account does not exist so now i gotta find out all my contacts adresses again and create a new account i swear i'm gonna bash my skull into the screen

oh yeah i pierced my lip on my own three days ago surprisingly it didnt bleed or get infected but it did piss off my mom

the people in the big screen t.v start to freak you out cause their three times your size

you know your stoned when
it takes you a half hour to make koolaid

you know your stoned when you drop somithing cause you think it will fall towards the wall but it dosn't it still goes straight to the floor

or when you stare into the fridge for twenty minutes till you realize the only thing to eat is mack and cheese

i'm stoned i guess

it's no surprise i knew this would happen last year she started to get really ill throwing up blacking out while driving.
her hair fell out in clumps
now shes in the hospital with six months to live

it makes me sad to say that i actually don't care.
growing up i had a great realationship with her i'd go to her place every weekend she bought me tons of candy we watched movies.
but her realationship with my family has been fucked ever since she watched me and my sister for twelve days while my folks were in florida she became entirely way too wasted too be a dignafied guardian invited friends over who stole 800 bucks worth of things after that mom and dad never talked to her again but i still hung out with her until i was 16 when we learned she stole my college money

and now shes got a dead liver and dying kidnies i guess thats what you get from a life of lies deceit back stabbing stealing and ruining others lives
she knew she was sick but she continued drinking i wonder if she planned this she cant kill her self directly so she did it slowly with booze knowing that sooner or later she would get sick and inevitably be pushed towards death

I know this sounds black hearted but i want her computer and alcohol cabinet


*sigh* my moms gonaa go into depression and cry on my shoulder now
i wont let her she didnt comfort me when i was going through my crisis

dont hate me guys you would understand if you were in my family

got three two liters of mountain dew soon i'll be bouncing off the walls annoying the hell outa you!

seriously i shouldn't be alowed to buy three of these in one day i have a.d.d and depression the caffeine kills my happy pills but fuels my a.d.d to new heights

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27466

they keep coming! ^_^

just what the title says

i was watching the hunting channel today and i now really want to shoot a hunter some time in my life

a 300 pound woman infront of me at mcdonalds oredered two big macks large fries super sized. an apple pie and a large diet soda with no ice. wow what a rare site to behold

last week some lady wouldn't let me use her lighter because she said i'm a devil worshiper got any children you wana sacrifice lady? fine fuck you too then

parents controll your damn kids in the store my mom used to put me in the cart and pile food ontop of me so i couldn't get out and be a nuisance to the public

ever watch a suicide? i have it dosn't bother me to see humans die but i can't watch an animal die i guess it because i think humans are more worthy or deserving of death we are after all the wickedest creatures to walk the earth

these are my opinions and of course are likely to be flawed as much as any one else's just believe what ever makes sense to you (quote from johnny the homicidal maniac)

everyone is a hypocrite but to admit it makes the meaning of insult behind it moot

some fucking thirteen year old tried picking a fight with me last week wow your parents did a great job raising you didn't they *sigh* pitiful i through him a cigarette and a beer then walked on

ever imagine the whole world on fire? could you here the people screaming from space?

dreamt i was being castrated by a old homeless man on my way home from a movie dear god i hope this isn't a sick fantasy lol

some son of a bitch tried to flood us with pictures of dead babies and other dead bodies earlier.

calling us faggots who will rot in hell.

but i think the pictures of dead animals he posted made me feel worse than the dead humans.

i'd like to see that asshole get castrated

i love that web comic but i haven't seen any new pages in way too long does anyone know what happened?

ah damnit im bored again and my gamecube controller is broken it sucks cause i just bought sonic adventure 2 again but it's useless now.

I'm broke to