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Posted 17 years agoI will not be attending this year because, frankly, I can deal without seeing quite a few people who ARE attending....
For those of you that ARE friends, I will be having a little party ish type thing at my apartment in San Francisco! PLEASE note me about it if you want to participate.:D
For those of you that ARE friends, I will be having a little party ish type thing at my apartment in San Francisco! PLEASE note me about it if you want to participate.:D
Ethnic meme
Posted 17 years agoI'm lolling really hard right now at fake Christianity.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a trolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (used too, my mom dose tho)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (I eat pizza prolly 3 times a week lol! XD)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.(sometimes)
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7
African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 7
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (most of the time, I think I make a funny face when I laugh!)
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. (only a few phrases)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.(not in the sterotype way though haha)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi (I LOVE Degrassi!!! :D)
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. (SUPER LAZY!)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
My REAL HERITAGE is
50% Irish
25% Mexican
25% Native American
Wow that was racist as fuck
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a trolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (used too, my mom dose tho)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (I eat pizza prolly 3 times a week lol! XD)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.(sometimes)
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7
African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 7
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (most of the time, I think I make a funny face when I laugh!)
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. (only a few phrases)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.(not in the sterotype way though haha)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi (I LOVE Degrassi!!! :D)
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. (SUPER LAZY!)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
My REAL HERITAGE is
50% Irish
25% Mexican
25% Native American
Wow that was racist as fuck
Thanks Givin
Posted 17 years agoI am thankful for:
My family not disowning me after I got tattoos and my FACE pierced.:p
Me passing all my classes so far!
My furrrrends! :3 Of whom I need to chat with more after the semester is ovah
My bunnas and rattas whom I love.
^___^
My family not disowning me after I got tattoos and my FACE pierced.:p
Me passing all my classes so far!
My furrrrends! :3 Of whom I need to chat with more after the semester is ovah
My bunnas and rattas whom I love.
^___^
Tiemz for Fetish Meme!
Posted 17 years ago[KEY]:
(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.
(?) Never seen.
Anal on Males (+)
Anal on Females (~)
Breasts (++)
Breast Expansion (---)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (++)
Clothing (+)
Leather (+)
Stockings (~)
Shoe/Boots (++)
Suit and Tie (++++++++)
Muscle, Male (-)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (++)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (~)
Macro/Micro (++)
Impregnation (+)
Pregnancy (~) (Just not irl plz, we don't need more of those :o )
Lactation (+)
Anal Vore (--)
Soul Vore (-)
Cock Vore (--)
Standard Soft Vore (+)
Standard Hard Vore (~)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (---)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (~) (Only if they're cute... Oh wait, that's true of most of these things, heh.)
Hetero (M/F) (++)
Bi (++)
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (-)
Mind Control (+)
Rape (++)
Uniform (+++)
Orgy (---)
Subbing/Doming (+++)
Biting (+++)
Cheesecake (+)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++)
Solo Masturbation; Female (+)
Scat (---)
Inflation (--)
Fat/Pudge (+) (Pudge is in, but within reason...)
Tech (+)
Watersports (~)
Glasses (+++)
Tentacles (+)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (++)
Sadism (++)
Multiple body parts (?)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore/guro (+)
Snuff (++)
Hyper (---)
Zoophilia (~)
Electricity (--)
She-males (+++)
Cross-dressing (---)
Skunk spray (---) (Nasty!)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (++)
Wet-look (+)
Mud/Quicksand etc (+)
Sinking (+)
Spooge (++)
Body Paint (++)
Plants (-)
Tickling (+)
(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.
(?) Never seen.
Anal on Males (+)
Anal on Females (~)
Breasts (++)
Breast Expansion (---)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (++)
Clothing (+)
Leather (+)
Stockings (~)
Shoe/Boots (++)
Suit and Tie (++++++++)
Muscle, Male (-)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (++)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (~)
Macro/Micro (++)
Impregnation (+)
Pregnancy (~) (Just not irl plz, we don't need more of those :o )
Lactation (+)
Anal Vore (--)
Soul Vore (-)
Cock Vore (--)
Standard Soft Vore (+)
Standard Hard Vore (~)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (---)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (~) (Only if they're cute... Oh wait, that's true of most of these things, heh.)
Hetero (M/F) (++)
Bi (++)
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (-)
Mind Control (+)
Rape (++)
Uniform (+++)
Orgy (---)
Subbing/Doming (+++)
Biting (+++)
Cheesecake (+)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++)
Solo Masturbation; Female (+)
Scat (---)
Inflation (--)
Fat/Pudge (+) (Pudge is in, but within reason...)
Tech (+)
Watersports (~)
Glasses (+++)
Tentacles (+)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (++)
Sadism (++)
Multiple body parts (?)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore/guro (+)
Snuff (++)
Hyper (---)
Zoophilia (~)
Electricity (--)
She-males (+++)
Cross-dressing (---)
Skunk spray (---) (Nasty!)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (++)
Wet-look (+)
Mud/Quicksand etc (+)
Sinking (+)
Spooge (++)
Body Paint (++)
Plants (-)
Tickling (+)
If you're in California...
Posted 17 years agoPlease vote no on Prop 8, or stfu and go crawl into a hole to fucking die.
Controversy EVERYWHUR
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
hex
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yes. I always have the guts. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
What idiot would EVER SERIOUSLY THINK of doing meth? Holy christ...
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I am pro-choice. I don't particularly like abortion, and I think that in some cases, women are taking the easy way out...But if you are not ready for a baby, if you have been raped, or it's before the first trimester, go for it. I was an accident, and I'm sort of glad my birth mother carried me, but since I'm a product of two very mentally unhealthy individuals, it might have been better to abort.:/
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
HELL no. I don't gender discriminate, but it might be BETTER OFF with a female president.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Oh hell yes. Medieval justice at it's best. I'm very "an eye for an eye." kind of person. What's worse? Making the whole world "blind", or living in a completely immoral, irrational world, with tons of chaos, anarchy, murder, and hatred?
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It's the only medicine that helps all of my problems- insomnia, mild anorexia, severe depression, severe GAD, OCD, etc.... I also have a terrible back because I'm really small, but have large breasts. It does not impare my decisions, or anything at all. I'm still doing really well in school, and have my life under control, if not under better control. It would help the government's economy, too. Also, Marijuana is not a drug. It's an herb- pure and simple. There are no bad immediate side effects, and there are only chances of side effects for severely mentally ill people. A study showed that long term marijuana smokers also have less of a chance of getting cancer than non smokers. THC is an anti cancer.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm for it. I don't think that you should throw yourself around everywhere- I'm very monogamous...But if you don't test drive yourself and the other person (who you deeply care about!!!), then how are you going to know what you like and what gets you off?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes....Just not the Christian, Jewish, Hindu, or Muslim god. Maybe the Jewish one a little- I was raised Jewish...Buuuut I'm agnostic and spiritually pagan.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Uh, you mean do I believe everyone should be allowed to get married? DAMN STRAIGHT I do! Hahah damn straight...:p
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
This is a tough one for me, seeing as I am of hispanic decent (second generation, actually.) I'm fairly sure my abuela was legal when she came over...and things in Mexico are so fucked up right now- it's totally understandable. It's not always easy to get a green card, passport, etc.... But at the same time, it really is effecting America, and our economy, etc. I think America needs to have better support for these people, and give them a little help, for Christ's sake.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. Absolutely not. I was adopted, and I am damn thankful.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I don't really care, since I hate alcohol...But at the same time, I wish that clubs and all functions would lower the entrance age to 18.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
We can't really turn back from what we've started. We need to fix what we've fucked up..But then we need to get the hell out.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Absolutely not. I think suicide should be legal. If someone asks you to kill them, and you have their written permission, or some documentation, why not?
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Absolutely. I was a wild child, and I got many a spanking, and I turned out extremely obedient. The only parent issues I have are from VERBAL abuse.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I would burn an American flag for 5 dollars. Patriotism is dead to me.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Is that a serious question?
Two words: Sarah Palin.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Yeah, but really, I don't give a shit. My opinion. Respect it, or ignore it.
hex[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yes. I always have the guts. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
What idiot would EVER SERIOUSLY THINK of doing meth? Holy christ...
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I am pro-choice. I don't particularly like abortion, and I think that in some cases, women are taking the easy way out...But if you are not ready for a baby, if you have been raped, or it's before the first trimester, go for it. I was an accident, and I'm sort of glad my birth mother carried me, but since I'm a product of two very mentally unhealthy individuals, it might have been better to abort.:/
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
HELL no. I don't gender discriminate, but it might be BETTER OFF with a female president.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Oh hell yes. Medieval justice at it's best. I'm very "an eye for an eye." kind of person. What's worse? Making the whole world "blind", or living in a completely immoral, irrational world, with tons of chaos, anarchy, murder, and hatred?
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It's the only medicine that helps all of my problems- insomnia, mild anorexia, severe depression, severe GAD, OCD, etc.... I also have a terrible back because I'm really small, but have large breasts. It does not impare my decisions, or anything at all. I'm still doing really well in school, and have my life under control, if not under better control. It would help the government's economy, too. Also, Marijuana is not a drug. It's an herb- pure and simple. There are no bad immediate side effects, and there are only chances of side effects for severely mentally ill people. A study showed that long term marijuana smokers also have less of a chance of getting cancer than non smokers. THC is an anti cancer.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm for it. I don't think that you should throw yourself around everywhere- I'm very monogamous...But if you don't test drive yourself and the other person (who you deeply care about!!!), then how are you going to know what you like and what gets you off?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes....Just not the Christian, Jewish, Hindu, or Muslim god. Maybe the Jewish one a little- I was raised Jewish...Buuuut I'm agnostic and spiritually pagan.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Uh, you mean do I believe everyone should be allowed to get married? DAMN STRAIGHT I do! Hahah damn straight...:p
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
This is a tough one for me, seeing as I am of hispanic decent (second generation, actually.) I'm fairly sure my abuela was legal when she came over...and things in Mexico are so fucked up right now- it's totally understandable. It's not always easy to get a green card, passport, etc.... But at the same time, it really is effecting America, and our economy, etc. I think America needs to have better support for these people, and give them a little help, for Christ's sake.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. Absolutely not. I was adopted, and I am damn thankful.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I don't really care, since I hate alcohol...But at the same time, I wish that clubs and all functions would lower the entrance age to 18.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
We can't really turn back from what we've started. We need to fix what we've fucked up..But then we need to get the hell out.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Absolutely not. I think suicide should be legal. If someone asks you to kill them, and you have their written permission, or some documentation, why not?
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Absolutely. I was a wild child, and I got many a spanking, and I turned out extremely obedient. The only parent issues I have are from VERBAL abuse.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I would burn an American flag for 5 dollars. Patriotism is dead to me.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Is that a serious question?
Two words: Sarah Palin.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Yeah, but really, I don't give a shit. My opinion. Respect it, or ignore it.
MOAR commission info!
Posted 17 years agoSo now is the time!
Sob story ahead:
I'm exceedingly poor, and I barely have enough money for food, and I doubt I will have enough for school supplies.
I have to ask my parents for money, and they give me 100$ a week- that's money for food, school expenses, rabbit expenses, and recreational activities. That barely covers food.
I've applied to about 40 places in the city, and not found a job. I've written letters, turned in resumes, the lot of it. I've made a good impression, and kept up appearances....
<//end>
So the only source I have left to turn to now is my artwork- I am officially taking commissions. I'm flexible, and fairly inexpensive to patronize.;p jk jk. Anyway, here's how it breaks down.
What I Will Draw: Animals, people, portraits, characters, designs, whatever. I will draw ANYTHING that is your vision- any rating, as well. I do pinups and that sort of thing.;) I can design tattoos, I can illustrate books/comics, whatever you like.
What I will NOT draw: Consult me about it. I highly doubt that there is anything I WON'T draw- aside from pornographic art that depicts vomit or fecal matter. I will draw surprising things like heavy, heavy violence, drug use, and extremely sexual content.
Prices: Price ranged vary- it depends on how long it took me to complete the piece- That includes concept/brainstorming, the sketch, etc....Basically everything that goes into the piece. As a student, my rate is 5$/hr....Dirt cheap. It generally takes about 2 hours for me to complete said piece- if it is merely a sketch, it will most likely take 1/2-1 hours,depending on complexity.
Set prices: These are tacked onto the hourly rate.
full Sketch: 10$ and up
full Ink: 15$ and up
full Color: 20$ and up
some examples of my work can be found here http://futureperfekt.deviantart.com/gallery , or I could take photos of my most recent work, which is much better. My scanner is currently OUT of commission. D:
Sob story ahead:
I'm exceedingly poor, and I barely have enough money for food, and I doubt I will have enough for school supplies.
I have to ask my parents for money, and they give me 100$ a week- that's money for food, school expenses, rabbit expenses, and recreational activities. That barely covers food.
I've applied to about 40 places in the city, and not found a job. I've written letters, turned in resumes, the lot of it. I've made a good impression, and kept up appearances....
<//end>
So the only source I have left to turn to now is my artwork- I am officially taking commissions. I'm flexible, and fairly inexpensive to patronize.;p jk jk. Anyway, here's how it breaks down.
What I Will Draw: Animals, people, portraits, characters, designs, whatever. I will draw ANYTHING that is your vision- any rating, as well. I do pinups and that sort of thing.;) I can design tattoos, I can illustrate books/comics, whatever you like.
What I will NOT draw: Consult me about it. I highly doubt that there is anything I WON'T draw- aside from pornographic art that depicts vomit or fecal matter. I will draw surprising things like heavy, heavy violence, drug use, and extremely sexual content.
Prices: Price ranged vary- it depends on how long it took me to complete the piece- That includes concept/brainstorming, the sketch, etc....Basically everything that goes into the piece. As a student, my rate is 5$/hr....Dirt cheap. It generally takes about 2 hours for me to complete said piece- if it is merely a sketch, it will most likely take 1/2-1 hours,depending on complexity.
Set prices: These are tacked onto the hourly rate.
full Sketch: 10$ and up
full Ink: 15$ and up
full Color: 20$ and up
some examples of my work can be found here http://futureperfekt.deviantart.com/gallery , or I could take photos of my most recent work, which is much better. My scanner is currently OUT of commission. D:
Artist For Commission
Posted 17 years agoSo now is the time!
Sob story ahead:
I'm exceedingly poor, and I barely have enough money for food, and I doubt I will have enough for school supplies.
I have to ask my parents for money, and they give me 100$ a week- that's money for food, school expenses, rabbit expenses, and recreational activities. That barely covers food.
I've applied to about 40 places in the city, and not found a job. I've written letters, turned in resumes, the lot of it. I've made a good impression, and kept up appearances....
<//end>
So the only source I have left to turn to now is my artwork- I am officially taking commissions. I'm flexible, and fairly inexpensive to patronize.;p jk jk. Anyway, here's how it breaks down.
What I Will Draw: Animals, people, portraits, characters, designs, whatever. I will draw ANYTHING that is your vision- any rating, as well. I do pinups and that sort of thing.;) I can design tattoos, I can illustrate books/comics, whatever you like.
What I will NOT draw: Consult me about it. I highly doubt that there is anything I WON'T draw- aside from pornographic art that depicts vomit or fecal matter. I will draw surprising things like heavy, heavy violence, drug use, and extremely sexual content.
Prices: Price ranged vary- it depends on how long it took me to complete the piece- That includes concept/brainstorming, the sketch, etc....Basically everything that goes into the piece. As a student, my rate is 5$/hr....Dirt cheap. It generally takes about 2 hours for me to complete said piece- if it is merely a sketch, it will most likely take 1/2-1 hours,depending on complexity.
Set prices: These are tacked onto the hourly rate.
full Sketch: 10$ and up
full Ink: 15$ and up
full Color: 20$ and up
some examples of my work can be found here http://futureperfekt.deviantart.com/gallery , or I could take photos of my most recent work, which is much better. My scanner is currently OUT of commission. D:
Sob story ahead:
I'm exceedingly poor, and I barely have enough money for food, and I doubt I will have enough for school supplies.
I have to ask my parents for money, and they give me 100$ a week- that's money for food, school expenses, rabbit expenses, and recreational activities. That barely covers food.
I've applied to about 40 places in the city, and not found a job. I've written letters, turned in resumes, the lot of it. I've made a good impression, and kept up appearances....
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So the only source I have left to turn to now is my artwork- I am officially taking commissions. I'm flexible, and fairly inexpensive to patronize.;p jk jk. Anyway, here's how it breaks down.
What I Will Draw: Animals, people, portraits, characters, designs, whatever. I will draw ANYTHING that is your vision- any rating, as well. I do pinups and that sort of thing.;) I can design tattoos, I can illustrate books/comics, whatever you like.
What I will NOT draw: Consult me about it. I highly doubt that there is anything I WON'T draw- aside from pornographic art that depicts vomit or fecal matter. I will draw surprising things like heavy, heavy violence, drug use, and extremely sexual content.
Prices: Price ranged vary- it depends on how long it took me to complete the piece- That includes concept/brainstorming, the sketch, etc....Basically everything that goes into the piece. As a student, my rate is 5$/hr....Dirt cheap. It generally takes about 2 hours for me to complete said piece- if it is merely a sketch, it will most likely take 1/2-1 hours,depending on complexity.
Set prices: These are tacked onto the hourly rate.
full Sketch: 10$ and up
full Ink: 15$ and up
full Color: 20$ and up
some examples of my work can be found here http://futureperfekt.deviantart.com/gallery , or I could take photos of my most recent work, which is much better. My scanner is currently OUT of commission. D:
8 Things Meme
Posted 17 years ago....Stolen from Melo's journal.
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
1. I have a lot of health problems, not limited to OCD. Ironically, I'm a hypochondriac.
2. I have the fear of walking under scaffoldings so bad that I physically cannot. I also have to sit at a certain place at a table in a restaurant, I can't be in a room where the door is open, and I can't look at clocks when the number changes. I will flip out. Oh boy....
3. I am obsessed with rabbits!!!!! I even have a rabbit who I am looking at right now.
4. I am a therianthrope. If you don't know what that is, look it up.
5. I am a hard core arachnophobe. I will SCREAM if I so much as see a spider.
6. Horses helped me get over my fear of animals as a child, and dogs gave me that fear originally. My dog attacked me as a child, and bit me on the lip. I still have the scar. Needless to say, I'm not that fond of dogs, and I love horses.
7. I am an amazing horseback rider.
8. I'm smarter and more mature than most people think.
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
1. I have a lot of health problems, not limited to OCD. Ironically, I'm a hypochondriac.
2. I have the fear of walking under scaffoldings so bad that I physically cannot. I also have to sit at a certain place at a table in a restaurant, I can't be in a room where the door is open, and I can't look at clocks when the number changes. I will flip out. Oh boy....
3. I am obsessed with rabbits!!!!! I even have a rabbit who I am looking at right now.
4. I am a therianthrope. If you don't know what that is, look it up.
5. I am a hard core arachnophobe. I will SCREAM if I so much as see a spider.
6. Horses helped me get over my fear of animals as a child, and dogs gave me that fear originally. My dog attacked me as a child, and bit me on the lip. I still have the scar. Needless to say, I'm not that fond of dogs, and I love horses.
7. I am an amazing horseback rider.
8. I'm smarter and more mature than most people think.
