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Pandora's private pages: journal 4
General | Posted 14 years agoAlright, so I'm sitting at the bar in applebees and the bar tender is sooooo hot! SO HOT! And he smiled at me right and I nibbled on my finger and grinned at him and there it is people: free drinks. I don't know what it is about bar tenders, but I'm just a sucker for them. Rush isn't a bar tender...actually I don't know -what- Rush does now that I think about it, aside from get on my nerves...or pop out of juliettes dress...or hit on everything that moves, that little striped bastard. I'm gonna kick his ass when I see him next!!!
Ok so...Rush just happed to wander into the bar. I guess he saw me sitting in there from outside. No big deal. But this was just after the bar tender asked me what was wrong and I said that this stupid cat gets on my nerves and constant treats me like dirt. Maybe I exaggerated a tad. Rush isn't such a bad guy. The tender approached him and I guess words were said. And then punches thrown. And then a nice solid uppercut, and...well...rush won. Who knew right?! He actually put the tender down flat!! I didn't think he had it in him but now I want it in me! Not gonna lie...that was kinda steamy.. So I invite him over at like 3 when I got home and get caught, of course dad flips out gives me a lecture about responsibility, and now I have to get a stupid job!! The only place that's hiring is weenie burger...could this get any worse?! I can't let anyone know. But I know you cak keep a secret journal..
Ok so...Rush just happed to wander into the bar. I guess he saw me sitting in there from outside. No big deal. But this was just after the bar tender asked me what was wrong and I said that this stupid cat gets on my nerves and constant treats me like dirt. Maybe I exaggerated a tad. Rush isn't such a bad guy. The tender approached him and I guess words were said. And then punches thrown. And then a nice solid uppercut, and...well...rush won. Who knew right?! He actually put the tender down flat!! I didn't think he had it in him but now I want it in me! Not gonna lie...that was kinda steamy.. So I invite him over at like 3 when I got home and get caught, of course dad flips out gives me a lecture about responsibility, and now I have to get a stupid job!! The only place that's hiring is weenie burger...could this get any worse?! I can't let anyone know. But I know you cak keep a secret journal..
Pandora's Private Pages: Journal 3
General | Posted 15 years agoHey Journal. I know it's been a while since I wrote in you and I'm sorry for that. I've also been tearing out pages, because my two idiot brothers have been stealing you and writing in false entrees. Yeah the above go together. And I am NEVER unfresh 'down there' despite what Calamity writes. That little PUNK!
Anyway, Calamity and Chaos are in traction right now, and I'm also grounded. Mom is very uptight about me breaking my siblings in half, so you know, no going out for a while.
But my friends...my FRIENDS <3 <3 <3
Ok, so after removing a large portion of Chaos' fur, mom grounds me, right? But then, Juliette, angel that she is, sneaks over in the middle of the night and tosses me up a few CDs. One of them is the Goo Goo Dolls, greatest hits, and the other is Owl City: Ocean Eyes. (I played my old one so much it wore out) And I...I love her...and, oh, oh oh, Sasha and Callie! They came over next, and they tossed me up a copy of this new video game, It's like Dynasty Warriors, only it's on the Wii. It's called: Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes!
So I've been doing that too. And then Rush snuck in and we...uh...he...he helped me ahem forget that I was grounded. You know. He's -really- good at purring like Juli says. Like he's got his own personal engine or something in there.
Anyway, so the other night I kidnapped Babs Bunny. Right? Little pink show boat at Acme Loo? It's the bunny my brother is constantly trying to catch. Heh, I just invited her over and then tied her up. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. So I have her tied up and she's squirming and I've gagged her and she's whimpering and I start cutting off her clothing right. Snip snip snip. Can't cook a rabbit while she's wearing clothes. Duh. So she's naked and wiggling and I get this ...terribly naughty Idea. I mean she's not going anywhere right? And I've got her all to myself and the house is empty and she's prey...and why not have a little taste test? So I start by licking her cheek...and slowly work my way down to her neck, kissing softly, tickling my tongue delicately across her strawberry fur. She tastes so fresh...so clean. And her scent is so saturated with fear but that's slowly changing to something else. I kiss lower, suckling warmly at her neck while she gasps and wriggles in her bonds, trying desperately to escape. Not escape the bonds I've placed her in, but trying to escape the sensations rippling through her plump little bunny body.
I kiss lower, across her neck, down to her collar, and lower still, peppering her body with sweet, tickling bumblebee buzzing kisses, that make her arch and squirm. Lower still until I reac
THE FIRST THING CALAMITY DOES ONCE HE'S OUT OF TRACTION IS GO STRAIGHT TO MY JOURNAL! Can you BELIEVE that kid?! For heavens sakes! And I KNOW he tore out that last entry I made. Lil pervert. I am SO embarrassed. What if...what if he tells somebody what I did?! I can't believe how much detail I went into there! I can't believe I explained every little lick and tickle and suckle. I have GOT to get that entry back! UGH. I'm in SO much trouble if he shows it to mom! I mean ...I mean she might understand, you know? It's ok to be curious right? Shit. SHIT. What do I do. Ok, no big deal. I'll just go talk to Calamity. Just talk to Calamity. And if he doesn't agree I'll beat him with a tack hammer
Anyway, Calamity and Chaos are in traction right now, and I'm also grounded. Mom is very uptight about me breaking my siblings in half, so you know, no going out for a while.
But my friends...my FRIENDS <3 <3 <3
Ok, so after removing a large portion of Chaos' fur, mom grounds me, right? But then, Juliette, angel that she is, sneaks over in the middle of the night and tosses me up a few CDs. One of them is the Goo Goo Dolls, greatest hits, and the other is Owl City: Ocean Eyes. (I played my old one so much it wore out) And I...I love her...and, oh, oh oh, Sasha and Callie! They came over next, and they tossed me up a copy of this new video game, It's like Dynasty Warriors, only it's on the Wii. It's called: Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes!
So I've been doing that too. And then Rush snuck in and we...uh...he...he helped me ahem forget that I was grounded. You know. He's -really- good at purring like Juli says. Like he's got his own personal engine or something in there.
Anyway, so the other night I kidnapped Babs Bunny. Right? Little pink show boat at Acme Loo? It's the bunny my brother is constantly trying to catch. Heh, I just invited her over and then tied her up. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. So I have her tied up and she's squirming and I've gagged her and she's whimpering and I start cutting off her clothing right. Snip snip snip. Can't cook a rabbit while she's wearing clothes. Duh. So she's naked and wiggling and I get this ...terribly naughty Idea. I mean she's not going anywhere right? And I've got her all to myself and the house is empty and she's prey...and why not have a little taste test? So I start by licking her cheek...and slowly work my way down to her neck, kissing softly, tickling my tongue delicately across her strawberry fur. She tastes so fresh...so clean. And her scent is so saturated with fear but that's slowly changing to something else. I kiss lower, suckling warmly at her neck while she gasps and wriggles in her bonds, trying desperately to escape. Not escape the bonds I've placed her in, but trying to escape the sensations rippling through her plump little bunny body.
I kiss lower, across her neck, down to her collar, and lower still, peppering her body with sweet, tickling bumblebee buzzing kisses, that make her arch and squirm. Lower still until I reac
THE FIRST THING CALAMITY DOES ONCE HE'S OUT OF TRACTION IS GO STRAIGHT TO MY JOURNAL! Can you BELIEVE that kid?! For heavens sakes! And I KNOW he tore out that last entry I made. Lil pervert. I am SO embarrassed. What if...what if he tells somebody what I did?! I can't believe how much detail I went into there! I can't believe I explained every little lick and tickle and suckle. I have GOT to get that entry back! UGH. I'm in SO much trouble if he shows it to mom! I mean ...I mean she might understand, you know? It's ok to be curious right? Shit. SHIT. What do I do. Ok, no big deal. I'll just go talk to Calamity. Just talk to Calamity. And if he doesn't agree I'll beat him with a tack hammer
Pandora's Private Pages: Journal 2
General | Posted 15 years agoSo yesterday,Rush managed to get Juliette so pissed off, she fired him out of a Cannon into Bangladesh. So...I'll be sans boyfriend for a while, but as a side note, I like Juliette more and more and more.
The girl's and I are planning to hit the mall this evening again and go looking for trouble. Might even get to taste some of Juli's wine if that little blue fox hasn't cleaned out the place. I just got my new hair ribbons, my faaaaavorite perfume an- hold on, somebody's at my door.
Ok. Sorry about that. Back. Whoo. That was Calamity. He wanted to show me his new pie throwing rocket launcher. Ammo first. He's gonna be missing a few days of school now, since I have subsequently taken his thumbs away from him. This has over all resulted in me being grounded and a trip to the emergency room. I don't know what he's complaining about, Mom sewed them back on, so you know, he's all right and everything. Anyway, not going out tonight, which sucks, but maybe I can still have fun anyway. I just have to get a message to Rush for us to sneak out and we'll have a blast! It's always more fun when they don't know you've gone!
Bonus:
There are like eight pies downstairs Calamity didn't use for his launcher. I have to hand it to him- that kid can bake! they are DELICIOUS!
The girl's and I are planning to hit the mall this evening again and go looking for trouble. Might even get to taste some of Juli's wine if that little blue fox hasn't cleaned out the place. I just got my new hair ribbons, my faaaaavorite perfume an- hold on, somebody's at my door.
Ok. Sorry about that. Back. Whoo. That was Calamity. He wanted to show me his new pie throwing rocket launcher. Ammo first. He's gonna be missing a few days of school now, since I have subsequently taken his thumbs away from him. This has over all resulted in me being grounded and a trip to the emergency room. I don't know what he's complaining about, Mom sewed them back on, so you know, he's all right and everything. Anyway, not going out tonight, which sucks, but maybe I can still have fun anyway. I just have to get a message to Rush for us to sneak out and we'll have a blast! It's always more fun when they don't know you've gone!
Bonus:
There are like eight pies downstairs Calamity didn't use for his launcher. I have to hand it to him- that kid can bake! they are DELICIOUS!
Pandora's Private Pages: Journal 1
General | Posted 15 years agoIt's been a long long day! I woke up around 11, and was almost late for Brunch with the Girls! Oh, oh, the girls, the girls! Today, we're inducting a new girl into our group: Juliette! She's this wolf from perfecto- really kind of a snob, but that's where we come in. See, Callie has this theory of nature vs nurture and ... ok. I'm geting ahead of myself.
Firstly. Long night. I had Rush come over at like 3 am like usual. He climbed up the side of the house like Romeo from that one play, and he...ok. I have to admit. He's stupidly romantic when he wants to be. He bought me a rose in his mouth. I was totally mad at him for something but now I don't even remember what it was. And then, before we....erm...snuggled, he sang me a love song! Granted it was "Bitches got back" I still thought it was pretty sweet. Even if he is a complete dolt. He's...he's a very lovable dolt. So yeah, I was up laaaaate last night. That's why I almost missed lunch. Err, Brunch.
So this new girl, Juliette. She's really new to Acme Acres, and we just happened to stumble into her while we were at the mall one day. The Trio that is. She seemed lost and Sasha says to her, she says "Like, can we like, totally help you?" And Juliette laughs sorta, and asks if there's a CD store near by. So Callie points it out, and we're heading there ourselves so we walk with her. New girl. She goes to perfecto prep and she's kind of a snob, but Callie says if we're really nice to her, maybe she'll be nice back.
So...secretly it's kind of an experiment. You know if she ISN'T nice we drop her like a hot rock. But if you know...she's cool and all, then our Trio is a quartet. Technically I suppose it already is, considering Georgia but she's only like a part time member. She hangs out in Wacky Land waaaaaaaaay to much and honestly that place creeps me out to no END. Where was I?
Oh, right. Juli. So Juli is like Google of 80s music. She knows EVERYthing so she's already won me over. We spent two. Whole. Hours. In the Cd store just talking about bands and stuff. Personally I could hang out with her all day and go on about music- oh, oh, oh and get THIS- She had scored us tickets to the New Kids on the Block concert playing in a few weeks. I KNOW!! I....what the hell? Hang on there's something tapping at the window.
Ok, I'm back. That was Rush. Apparently he needs a place to hide since Perfecto Prep is trying to kill him.
That's right. Perfecto. Prep.
APPARENTLY The Trio (idiot division) I.E. My brother and his fool ass friends, were lurking around there or something. I don't know, I think it has to do with Johnny or something. Anyway, Rush splintered off from Chaos and Foxy and snuck into the girl's locker room. His panty collection has grown by leaps and bounds, only cheerleading practice was over, while he was still snooping around and he got caught. So then the cheerleaders got all pissed off and told their boyfriends, the football team, who told their friends, who told their friends.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
So in hopes of finding SOMEway of preserving my Boyfriend's life, I went downstairs to find Chaos' Invisibly ray-gun. Now, I've forgotten my brother is an idiot.
So instead of turning Rush invisible, We've got this.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4504623/
(He's actually cuter like this if you ask me )
I gotta get Chaos to change him back!!
Wish me Luck!
Firstly. Long night. I had Rush come over at like 3 am like usual. He climbed up the side of the house like Romeo from that one play, and he...ok. I have to admit. He's stupidly romantic when he wants to be. He bought me a rose in his mouth. I was totally mad at him for something but now I don't even remember what it was. And then, before we....erm...snuggled, he sang me a love song! Granted it was "Bitches got back" I still thought it was pretty sweet. Even if he is a complete dolt. He's...he's a very lovable dolt. So yeah, I was up laaaaate last night. That's why I almost missed lunch. Err, Brunch.
So this new girl, Juliette. She's really new to Acme Acres, and we just happened to stumble into her while we were at the mall one day. The Trio that is. She seemed lost and Sasha says to her, she says "Like, can we like, totally help you?" And Juliette laughs sorta, and asks if there's a CD store near by. So Callie points it out, and we're heading there ourselves so we walk with her. New girl. She goes to perfecto prep and she's kind of a snob, but Callie says if we're really nice to her, maybe she'll be nice back.
So...secretly it's kind of an experiment. You know if she ISN'T nice we drop her like a hot rock. But if you know...she's cool and all, then our Trio is a quartet. Technically I suppose it already is, considering Georgia but she's only like a part time member. She hangs out in Wacky Land waaaaaaaaay to much and honestly that place creeps me out to no END. Where was I?
Oh, right. Juli. So Juli is like Google of 80s music. She knows EVERYthing so she's already won me over. We spent two. Whole. Hours. In the Cd store just talking about bands and stuff. Personally I could hang out with her all day and go on about music- oh, oh, oh and get THIS- She had scored us tickets to the New Kids on the Block concert playing in a few weeks. I KNOW!! I....what the hell? Hang on there's something tapping at the window.
Ok, I'm back. That was Rush. Apparently he needs a place to hide since Perfecto Prep is trying to kill him.
That's right. Perfecto. Prep.
APPARENTLY The Trio (idiot division) I.E. My brother and his fool ass friends, were lurking around there or something. I don't know, I think it has to do with Johnny or something. Anyway, Rush splintered off from Chaos and Foxy and snuck into the girl's locker room. His panty collection has grown by leaps and bounds, only cheerleading practice was over, while he was still snooping around and he got caught. So then the cheerleaders got all pissed off and told their boyfriends, the football team, who told their friends, who told their friends.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
So in hopes of finding SOMEway of preserving my Boyfriend's life, I went downstairs to find Chaos' Invisibly ray-gun. Now, I've forgotten my brother is an idiot.
So instead of turning Rush invisible, We've got this.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4504623/
(He's actually cuter like this if you ask me )
I gotta get Chaos to change him back!!
Wish me Luck!
My Favorite Song!
General | Posted 15 years ago(Take me out tonight- Rent)
What's the time?
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It says, "Time for danger"
It says "I wanna commit a crime"
Wanna be the cause of a fight
I wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt
With a stranger
I've had a knack from way back
At breaking the rules once I learn the games
Get up - life's too quick
I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance in the flames
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
We won't be back before it's New Year's Day
Take me out tonight
Bow-WOW- HA!
When I get a wink from the doorman
Do you know how lucky you'll be?
That you're on line with the canine of
Avenue B
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna prowl?
Be my night owl
Well take my hand we're gonna howl
Out tonight
In the evening I've got to roam
Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome
Feels too damn much like home
When the Spanish babies cry
So let's find a bar
So dark we forget who we are
And all the scars of the
Nevers and maybes die!
Let's go out tonight
I Have to go out tonight
You're sweet
Wanna hit the street?
Wanna wail at the moon like a cat in heat?
Just take me out tonight
Please take me out tonight
Don't forsake me - out tonight
I'll let you make me - out tonight
Tonight - tonight - tonight!
What's the time?
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It says, "Time for danger"
It says "I wanna commit a crime"
Wanna be the cause of a fight
I wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt
With a stranger
I've had a knack from way back
At breaking the rules once I learn the games
Get up - life's too quick
I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance in the flames
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
We won't be back before it's New Year's Day
Take me out tonight
Bow-WOW- HA!
When I get a wink from the doorman
Do you know how lucky you'll be?
That you're on line with the canine of
Avenue B
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna prowl?
Be my night owl
Well take my hand we're gonna howl
Out tonight
In the evening I've got to roam
Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome
Feels too damn much like home
When the Spanish babies cry
So let's find a bar
So dark we forget who we are
And all the scars of the
Nevers and maybes die!
Let's go out tonight
I Have to go out tonight
You're sweet
Wanna hit the street?
Wanna wail at the moon like a cat in heat?
Just take me out tonight
Please take me out tonight
Don't forsake me - out tonight
I'll let you make me - out tonight
Tonight - tonight - tonight!
