1. What would you do if right now the love of your life walked in and asked you to marry him/her?
HOLY SHIT THATS SONE FCKIG GOOD VR



2. Do you trust your friends?
i love my friends we're TIGHT



3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
lmfao too bad you cant move to fictional scandinavia



4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
literally? yeah
for some stupid spiritual prophecy bullshit? naw



5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
The unwillingness to understand why I do things.



6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
We all dumb as fuck



7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I've only seriously fallen in love twice. The first was a train wreck and the second just doesn't fulfill my wants.



8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
someone wants to get broken



10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
I see that OP is having some relationshit problems



11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Like a month ago



12. What did the last text message you sent say?
"Faralda and Nirya from the college are my favourite lesbians"



13. What features do you find most attractive in your preferred sex?
I need someone who's motherly and caring, but doesn't hide their feelings when they're down.



14. Fill in the blank. I like _______ .
sex. Except I'm a virgin, so maybe getting off lol no chick wants a false man like me anyway.



15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
produce any form of art that other people can enjoy



16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extensive time who would you call?
parents ofc



17. How many kids do you want to have?
0



18. Would you make a good parent?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



19. Where was/were your ID picture(s) taken?
vvardenfell



20. What is your middle name?
I forgot to make one for myself, but most Japanese don't have them anyway. Personally might go with a Polish/Irish one to reflect on my European side.



21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Relationships. Basically I feel my mum is being manipulative and stubborn with me, a friend of mine is going through rough shit with her boyfriend and family so I have to take care of her, and I currently miss my friends back in Canada.



23. Shoe size?
a mystery



24. What are you wearing right now?
a shirt and shorts



25. Righty or Lefty?
wtf is a hands



26. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
idk here have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEOF_rcND8



26. Best place to eat?
between her legs well at home of course



27. Favorite pair of jeans you own?
any one that doesn't break my dick



28. Favorite animal?
I fuckigng love crows and goldfish, both are very cute and soft friends.



29. Favorite juice?
PUSSY JUICE water ftw



30. Have you had the chicken pox?
sure



31. Have you had a sore throat?
anyone who hasnt is god



33. Who knows you the best?
my friends have been with me through and through



34. Do you get along with your family?
my dad's too busy spoiling my step mum to feed me, my real mum doesn't like that i've changed over the 5 maybe years she's been gone, and my brother is rarely home. so yeah



35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
yeah i wear my specs so i can see if my dick fell out again



36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
well i once scolded my cat by picking her up and moving her and she got pissed



37. Been to Mexico?
nah



38. Did you buy something today?
i bought a lot of sweets but after smelling one of them i dont want to eat ever again



39. Did you get sick today?
sure



40. Did you miss someone today?
yeah :(



41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
nah



42. When is the last time you had a massage?
never have



43. Last person to lay in your bed?
me



44. Last person to see you cry?
probably my mum. my goldfish died last year.. poor guy



45. Who made you cry?
satan



46. What was the last TV show you watched?
doraemon :)



47. What are your plans for the weekend?
summon satan


48. Who do you think will repost this?
hopefully hitler


49. Name of the person you got this from.
it turns out the gamma on my computer was low so my drawings looked lighter than they actually were. kms


50. Are you happy?
only when i see cute elves

1. Do you snore?
Naw


2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter. I wanna smack a bitch.


3. What’s your worst fear?
Dying in public. Embarrassing as hell.


4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Yeah, but I got mostly knockoff Lego because cheap parents.


5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Fake and stupid.


6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes, I chew on anything that goes in my mouth. That's why I'm straighter than  northernway


7. Were you a cute baby?
no


8. Is the single life for you?
Probably. I like to be alone and don't have the time to tend to a person's feeling anymore.


9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black,


10. Do you sing in the shower?
no


11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
ni


12. Any secret talents?
I guess I'm pretty dank at woodcarving and clay sculpting for not even having the right tools :3c


13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Some warm cabin in a chilly forest beside a cold lake.


14. Can you swim?
no


16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
what he fuck


17. Do you care about the ozone?
My pathetic lifespan will end before pollution destroys the entire population so no.


18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Who licks? That shit is for sucking.


19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I don't even remember it forwards. Seriously. God help me.


20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yeah I played Skyrim for 9 hours and watched Boss Baby like 3 times on one.


21. Are you a single child?
Hell yeah.


22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual


23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Better than farming.


24. Is marriage in your future?
I'll get back to you once I find someone who can deal with my obsessive obsessing.


25. Do you like your handwriting?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


26. What are you allergic to?
cum


27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I love... LOVE MOIST TOWELETTES!


28. Is Tupac still alive?
who


29. Do you cry at weddings?
Yeah I cried at my anime wedding where the fuckign jarl of morthal appeared because I killed a slutty vampire (aka competition for me) in her town and she gifted me a man. like a whole man. i brought him on an adventure and accidentally slit his fucking throat and then he banged my pet bard and let bees into the house.


30. How do you like your eggs?
must be kwama eggs


31. Are blondes dumb?
yes


32. Where does the other sock end up?
always falls through a portal to hell itself


33. What time is it?
1:13 am


4. Do you have a nickname?
sho/n'wah/disgusting racist/pussy


35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yep


36. When was the last time you were in a car?
a couple months ago


37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers pls.


38. Is Santa Claus real?
Fucking of course dumbass mother fucker penis dick


39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Last time that happened I couldn't go outside during the day for weeks and started craving red meat. Vampires are so fucking rude.


40. Are you afraid of the dark?
It actually makes me feel pretty safe. No one can see me.


41. What are you addicted to?
Video games.
Please help me.


42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
c r i s p


43. Can you crack your neck?
Only after 14 hour gaming sessions


44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yeah I got hit by a car :(


45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
one


46. Is drug free the way to be?
Depends how your body takes it. Meds helped me get on my feet.


47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
fuck yeah. That's how this other slutty vampire chick came into my room and


48. What colour are your eyes?
Asian brown


50. Do you like your life?
It's shitty but I'll live


51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Why not Pure Carbon That Has A Hardness Of 10 On The Mohs Scale


52. Are you psychic
Is Truscum actually Trus cum or Tru scum?


53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Please watch this video if you're concerned about my health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE


54. Do you play any instruments?
I used to play clarinet but I lacked the blowing, tonguing, and fingering skills for it.


55. Have you ever stolen money?
I was tempted to once but that's what anxiety is for.


56. Can you snowboard?
Hell yeah


57. Do you like camping?
It's aight


58. Do you snort when you laugh?
:) yes


59. Do you believe in magic?
hell no


60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Why not horses?


61. You believe in divorce?
Well since like 99% of primates aren't monogamous, why restrain yourself to one asshole who's gonna bore the shit out of you when you can swap between assholes who are gonna bore the shit out of you. That's real Quora philosophy right there.


62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I can on Minecraft that's how I get pussy.


63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
I'm a flawless perosn uou fucking degernate


64. Is it cold outside today?
I WISHS


65. What was the last thing you ate?
pizza


66. Do you wear nail polish?
Real shit I once wore nail polish when I cosplayed Harry Potter once. Didn't get dicked.


67. Have you ever been kissed?
Once a gecko kissed my hand and that was cute.


68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Any Kidz Bop


69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Naw


70. Favourite song at the moment?
Both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU


71. Do you like your job?
I don't have one so my life is pointless atm


72. Do you like your classes in school?
Yeah they were dank. But now I miss my science class :( I once dabbed in it and the teacher said "no!! no dabbing!!"


73. How do you like your meat cooked?
literally fuckign crisp


74. Do you like these surveys.
no


75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Depends, will FA ban me if I tag hitler :)?


BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
there was some juicy pussy on the other side

Pisses me off then I have to double upload (upload, then edit the submission just to upload the same image) to get transparency. No, my images aren't too big especially for an art site dealing with pieces much more detailed than mine. This is just irritating as hell. Also .gif only icons? Bah.


Anyway here's meme


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
The stranger chuckled. "You can drop the title," he said.

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Hurricane tortilla

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Probably hentai. For real. Last time I watched TV was when I was in Japan (a year ago) and I accidentally switched to a late night hentai channel :/

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
9:50

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:01

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The washing machine going fucking insane.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was going to buy some tortilla chips and then I came home and ate tortilla chips with salsa and then drank 6 gallons of water while killing a cave troll with my wife.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some troubleshooting forums, hence my rant.

9.) What are you wearing?
A sushi shirt. Guess where I got it? Where 99% of the things I own come from (Japan).

10.) Did you dream last night?
Probably I have a faint feeling that I dreamt about some Nord from Skyrim bugging me.

11.) When did you last laugh?
Like an hour ago... Was watching Skyrim for Pimps.

12.) What are one the walls you are in?
Walls? I'm in the safety of Whiterun's walls.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
Well I used a sexchange command on Cicero...

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
no

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Oh hmm guess ;))

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The Elder Scrolls Online and a gaming PC with 2 monitors.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I have a huge soft spot for cute elf girls.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
I would change the way people see transsexual people.
Please see us as humans and not some weird creatures or a cool fashion trend.

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
How to identify different minerals and memorize their chemical composition and usefulness.

20.) George Bush:
Has a big bush

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Maria.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ulfric Stormcloak the true high king of Skyrim, Jarl of Windhelm, and the Bear of Markarth.

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
I'd probably just ask for cucumber rolls and modded Skyrim. Or to be sent back to Hell.

Here's a meme I snagged off Tumblr.
Nori and I like doing these a lot so I decided to drag some onto FA for us, apologies if they annoy you. '^v^



Nicknames: Sho/Asshole/Bitch

Gender: Male man boy

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Sexuality: Bisexual uvu

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: I fucking love fish and quails

Number of blankets I sleep with: one

Dream trip: Back to Japan

Dream job: Geologist/seismologist, I want to make great advancements for the human race and I think learning about our planet and what we can do with it would help.

When you made this account: Just october :V

Why you made this account: I'm bird

Number of followers: Like... 3

I’ll tag:  northernway And anyone else who wants to do this ;V

Hello! I am looking for characters to draw. I'm studying anatomy, clothing folds, and shading, so I could use the practice!
Complex characters would be great, especially if they're birds, reptiles, etc. because it challenges me and my skills!

Simply drop a ref down below and I'll draw something for you.
Apologies if it doesn't turn out perfect ^v^; thanks!

Tagged by: Stole

A- Age:
14

B- Biggest fear:
Dying

C- Cold weather or Warm weather?:
Cold is nice and refreshing

D- Drink you last had:
Iced capp

E- Extraterrestrials (Aliens), are they real?:
Ye, I love me some foreign bacterias

F- First thing you do when you woke up:
Play Animal Jam...

G- Ghosts, are they real?:
Nah

H- How tall are you?:
No clue, maybe 5'2"?

I- In love with someone:
 northernway

J- Jealous of someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Always

K- Killed Someone?:
Nope

L- Last time you cried?:
Thought about fish

M- Music genre you hate the most:
Heavy metal/screamo

N- Newest acquisition:
Ah yes, I know this english word.
My newest acquisition is learning what the word acquisition meant.

O- One Wish:
dong

P- Pie, which flavour you like the most?:
So many, banana cream, lemon cream, pumpkin...

Q- Question you usually ask:
Asking my mum if I could study Japanese while I'm over.

R- Reason to smile:
Baby cicadas are safe in the ground and sleeping.

S- Song you like the most:
Anything in the Eureka album by Mother Mother.

T- Time you woke up:
7-8 AM

U- Underwear color:
Plaid red and black, my fav pair lol

V- Videogame you like the most:
.....animal jam

W- Worst Habit:
I pick at my fingers and face a lot... ;^^

X- X-Rays you've had:
I got one on my knee when I was bumped by a car.

Y- Your favourite food:
Kappa maki... mm

Z- Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius

Tagging:  northernway