Okay, so it's been a long time since I did much with my characters, and I can't access my Furcadia account right now >.< But these are the characters I have right now that I remember well enough to want to write about. If anyone's interested in one or more being used for their Iron Author story, please let me know and we'll see what we can do!

Farah Winters: My main gal. A small blue rubber kitty with orange patches and yellow eyes. Physically she has thick rubber skin, though it's stretchier in the bust, hips, and rear. Her skin becomes more malleable with warmth, and more stiff with the cold. She has a small, unobtrusive valve at her tail tip, and another deep in her throat. No popping for her. She's a writer who believes one does best through experience, and Loves experimenting. Pictures can be found in my gallery <3

Mintessa: A mint-green cow with white splotches, long white hair, and bright blue eyes. She has a small udder on her belly, and all six nipples lactate (one on each breast, and four on her udder). She works at a nursery and loves to work in her garden, though she's been known to day dream to the point of wandering hands >.> She's such a gentle soul though, and despite her day dreams can be quite naive.

Ceri: A small stuffed Margay plushie. Natural colors. Very loving and sweet. Still working on a history for her. New to the plush, so patience is needed for this one.

Tokala: A koala with a very large appetite and sweet disposition. The fastest way to this girl's heart is definitely through her stomach! Still working out the details for her.

Might be working on an inflatable toy that likes being popped, but not sure yet >.>

I know, I know, I really probably shouldn't be offering this without a single scrap of writing to offer, but the first 5 slots will be absolutely free of charge! That way I can get examples for people And hey, advertisement, for the win!

Otherwise, it will be $1.50/page. Each slot is 1 page, so if you want more than one page for your story, buy more than one slot! If you buy three slots, each slot after that is only $1, though it doesn't have to be all one story for the sale to apply <3

If it's something uber-fetishy or that I don't know much about, it's going to cost a bit extra, depending on how much I struggle with it and/or how much extra research I have to do. The price will be discussed before I accept payment, unless I find I have more trouble than I had expected. Don't worry, when I say it will cost a ~bit~ extra, we're talking not even a full dollar XD

Remember, the first 3 slots are FREE! And if someone commissions me (as in actually pays) and says you sent them here, I'll add an extra 150+ words, either to tack onto your own commission or as a separate story, free of charge!

Currently, there's Nothing on my No Touch List!

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Oh goodness, I suddenly feel quite wretched for having neglected this account for so long >.< I'm so very sorry to those who have commented or noted me, only to receive nothing in return!

I promise you though, this rubber kitty is back on the prowl! I've missed this world far too much to simply forget it once more >.<

A special thanks to Doggie-Treat for hunting down my other account (which I hope he'll keep a secret >,>) and reminding me of what I've left behind!

Stolen from  mana_the_vixen who stole it from  rhazafax

So you're watching me. I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better! Be honest! Copy from here and then answer in a comment.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain what/where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you

Not all that much to say. I already have a few ideas for short stories involving a kitty cow, though I'm still trying to figure out what to name her and what her fur pattern and coloring should be. I'm starting to feel antsy since I don't want these ideas to go forgotten before they can be written out.