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Posted 17 years agoIf I had a dick I'd use it to take away Red Fraggle's viginity.
FOREVER.
FOREVER.
Why are there nipples in this sandwich?
Posted 17 years agoI thought I should lighten the mood, so here's a poem:
OLD MACDONALD SITTIN ON A FENCE
WHACKIN HIS MEAT WITH A MONKEY WRENCH
HE SLIPS AND FALLS
AND BUSTS HIS BALLS
AND HE GETS JIZZUM ON HIS OVERALLS
OLD MACDONALD SITTIN ON A FENCE
WHACKIN HIS MEAT WITH A MONKEY WRENCH
HE SLIPS AND FALLS
AND BUSTS HIS BALLS
AND HE GETS JIZZUM ON HIS OVERALLS
Back home with some news
Posted 17 years agook I know I was all cryptic and weird so now I'll tell you why.
DO NOT WORRY OR GET BUMMED BY THIS NEWS
A while back I got pneumonia. Because I have agoraphobia, I didn't bother seeing a doctor until I had to make an ultimate choice: my fear of open spaces or my fear of death. Fear of death won. The doctor said I was lucky to alive, but that I now have to live with scarred lungs. This of course also meant that I just shortened my life. Whoops. Whenever I get sick then I'll be out for days. Every now and then I have trouble breathing and that makes me exhausted and I end up sleeping a lot. I went to the doctor recently and he told me I have even less years on my life.
Ouch.
I appreciate all the niceness and all but it's my own fault this happened. If you're still worried I have some good news. I have an uncle on my father's side that might match my rare blood type and he has reluctantly agreed to give me one of his lungs. Surgery will be done soon.
I didn't say anything about this before because I thought it would scare you guys or you'd get nervous and shit. It's going to be okay. I'm gonna live.
I'M GONNA LIIIIIVE!
DO NOT WORRY OR GET BUMMED BY THIS NEWS
A while back I got pneumonia. Because I have agoraphobia, I didn't bother seeing a doctor until I had to make an ultimate choice: my fear of open spaces or my fear of death. Fear of death won. The doctor said I was lucky to alive, but that I now have to live with scarred lungs. This of course also meant that I just shortened my life. Whoops. Whenever I get sick then I'll be out for days. Every now and then I have trouble breathing and that makes me exhausted and I end up sleeping a lot. I went to the doctor recently and he told me I have even less years on my life.
Ouch.
I appreciate all the niceness and all but it's my own fault this happened. If you're still worried I have some good news. I have an uncle on my father's side that might match my rare blood type and he has reluctantly agreed to give me one of his lungs. Surgery will be done soon.
I didn't say anything about this before because I thought it would scare you guys or you'd get nervous and shit. It's going to be okay. I'm gonna live.
I'M GONNA LIIIIIVE!
I'm still in Virgina
Posted 17 years agoI'm still far away from my home computer, typing stuff up on this slowass connection. I promise my next journal wont be so cryptic and I'll let everyone know just what the heckaroonie happened.
Away
Posted 17 years agoI'm with my Mom and Dad right now. We are "doin thangs." I will hopefully have some good news when I get back home.
yo
Posted 17 years agoI'm still here, just very very sick. My close friends know why but I'd rather not post about it here. I don't want you guys getting worried about dumb ol' me. Besides, I wont die.
Flight Of The Conchords
Posted 17 years agoI'm working on a picture of Jermaine and Bret from Flight Of The Conchords. I've made Jermaine into a Hiphopotamus, but Bret's face isn't very suitable for a rhino. I'm thinking he should be some kind of bird. What do you think?
I am so fucking awesome
Posted 18 years agoI just hit 101 watches and the two newwest watchers are the COOLEST MOTHERFUCKERS around.
Thank you
Thegreathamster and 
Cerberus
Well I said I would take a dump at 100 watches so here we go
UUUHHHH pbpbpbpbbbllbbpblbbllaap
Thank you
Thegreathamster and 
CerberusWell I said I would take a dump at 100 watches so here we go
UUUHHHH pbpbpbpbbbllbbpblbbllaap
CONFIRMED FOR BAWLS
Posted 18 years agoTHESE CHARACTERS ARE GOING TO BE IN SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL:
Pac-Man
Princess Tomato
The Blob from A Boy And His Blob
Jet Set Willy
The Yellow Dot from Adventure
Scrooge McDuck
Charlie Brown
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy
Bea Arthur
Charlie Callas
7-Up Spot
Nike shoe
a pen.
the concept of forgiveness
entropy
Pac-Man
Princess Tomato
The Blob from A Boy And His Blob
Jet Set Willy
The Yellow Dot from Adventure
Scrooge McDuck
Charlie Brown
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy
Bea Arthur
Charlie Callas
7-Up Spot
Nike shoe
a pen.
the concept of forgiveness
entropy
Three more...
Posted 18 years agoAlmost at 100 watches. I suppose I should do something for when I get my 100th watch. I don't know what though.
Take a dump?
Take a dump?
Confession
Posted 18 years agoOkay, I do have ONE plush toy.
He is a lamb named Snuggles. Snuggles is a BOY. He has a little peach face and he is 10 years old. He knows how to do times tables and he is my little bitty lamby.
So SHUT UP.
He is a lamb named Snuggles. Snuggles is a BOY. He has a little peach face and he is 10 years old. He knows how to do times tables and he is my little bitty lamby.
So SHUT UP.
I like to call it "The Firehose."
Posted 18 years agoAre you scared by the size of my cock and balls? They are pretend so they are always going to be bigger than yours. Maybe a math nerd can write some equation to prove this.
something like your dick < my dick except with better maths.
something like your dick < my dick except with better maths.
ANIMAL DICKS
Posted 18 years agoOkay so I got some things to say and, please, don't get all defensive because I just need to get this offa my chest.
.....
I really hate seeing animal dicks. I love cocks. I love to grab a human cock. Any size, any color, and even balls are pretty sexy. A lumpy, pointed, crooked, freaky old animal cock is just gross though. I don't see the appeal! It's so NASTY!
Now I know even some of my friends draw the WACKY DONGS, and I aint got nothin' against them. I'm just saying "ewwwwww."dicks
Posted 18 years agoGive me some ideas for cut-up critters.
FARTS ARE SO FUNNY
Posted 18 years agoSeriously, farts man!
They're a GAS!
GET IT
They're a GAS!
GET IT
Journal Meme
Posted 18 years agohey all just thought I would participate in this meme because I got tagged by my friend Ferroxatoon, Shi's a ferret fox bat raccoon. ANYWAY:
1. Do you have a butt? yes
2. What age are your eyes? TIMELESS
3. dvorak or qwerty? i jst bflingluy smcash thv kedys wigh mh face
4. What is your third gender? That's fuckin DEEP
5. Favorite third tier ancillary cartoon character from an obscure series? Gebby Goop
6. got any rocks at home? Yes, I have three
7. Do you have a butt? yes, stop asking!
8. FFFFFFFFFFFF? art
okay people to tag next: Sally Buttcorn, Mammy Luigi, and Dennis Miller
1. Do you have a butt? yes
2. What age are your eyes? TIMELESS
3. dvorak or qwerty? i jst bflingluy smcash thv kedys wigh mh face
4. What is your third gender? That's fuckin DEEP
5. Favorite third tier ancillary cartoon character from an obscure series? Gebby Goop
6. got any rocks at home? Yes, I have three
7. Do you have a butt? yes, stop asking!
8. FFFFFFFFFFFF? art
okay people to tag next: Sally Buttcorn, Mammy Luigi, and Dennis Miller
Context
Posted 18 years agoJokes are funny.
Jokes can be offensive.
Offensive jokes are funny.
It's all about context.
I can make all the faggot and n-word jokes I want.
If Ann Coulter does the same thing though, it's not funny.
The difference here is that I'm cool and Coulter is a fucking cunt.
It's all about context, people.
Jokes can be offensive.
Offensive jokes are funny.
It's all about context.
I can make all the faggot and n-word jokes I want.
If Ann Coulter does the same thing though, it's not funny.
The difference here is that I'm cool and Coulter is a fucking cunt.
It's all about context, people.
u r dum
Posted 18 years agoBoys are fuckin RETARDED!
They're all like "fdhszghtfhjarewh8hgh!"
and I'm all "WHAAAAAAA"
then they go "KAKAKAKAKAKSadsfgds"
They're all like "fdhszghtfhjarewh8hgh!"
and I'm all "WHAAAAAAA"
then they go "KAKAKAKAKAKSadsfgds"
IS EVERYONE AT CHURCH?
Posted 18 years agoHow come no one is around on Sundays? Like I really believe you cunts are at Church. Maybe I can believe you're at PAGAN church, sprinkling goat's blood on your pecker
MAYBE
MAYBE
And now my impression of YOU
Posted 18 years agoduhhhh *shits*
5AM IS A BORING TIME
Posted 18 years agoWhen you're a night owl well into the morning all your fiends have logged off and you have no one to talk to! Fuck this insomnia. Fuck the SUN. FUCK IT. FUCK YOU, SUN!
A new journal
Posted 18 years agoDUHHH DEAR JOUNRAL I LIKE HOW FLOWERS SMELL THE SKY IS PRITTY MY SHOES HURT
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 18 years agoHELLO WORLD!
SUCK MY BALLS!
SUCK MY BALLS!
Almost there!
Posted 18 years agoMy pageviews are going to hit 1000 soon so uh... rock over london, rock on chicago.
Pudcast
Posted 18 years agoI'm going to start posting wav files in my gallery and I'm calling them pudcasts. GET IT?
