I'm steadily losing interest in this site. I come by to check my journals and get a good cringe here and there, but I haven't looked at any competent furry art, nor have I been working on any. just letting you guys know not to really expect anything from me too frequently. If you want to chat with me, go right ahead. But otherwise, I really can't stand the people here. the furry community is just abysmal, worse than I'd ever imagined prior to interacting with it. That said, there's a few of you that are real chill, you know who you are :7)

Just wanted to ramble, let you guys (the three of you that actually bother with this) know not to get your hopes up for anything.

now's about the time I resurface for like ten minutes to upload a shitty piece of art and leave. Only this time, I don't have art yet. woot

Figured I'd just say what plans I have here so maybe I'll actually do something. For starters, I've noted that every single one of my characters has been something of a revolving door, going as soon as they came (this includes Robyn, I'll talk about that). All of them except Zasha, I have yet to get sick of her, nor do I see it happening.

But yeah, I don't really like Robyn any more honestly. She's something of a mess; I much prefer her original human form, but then I changed it to a hyena, and I don't really like the design, and bla bla bla. Moral of the story is that rather than bother myself and confuse everyone, I'll probably just stop drawing her. I know a couple of people like her, so if anyone wants to see more art of her, then commission another artist to draw her, or draw her yourself. I don't give a bother (this goes for any original character I make; if you like them, just go ahead and draw them, idc, just let me know).

I'll hopefully have a reference of Zasha drawn up soon for the hell of it. I don't commission people, nor do I have any plans on it, but I guess it'd be convenient anyhow. Her design is simple enough, I think, but I could jot down her personality and details like that as well, so idk, we'll see. Regardless, I have plans on drawing her soon, since I've had the urge to. After that, I'll try finishing up my long-ass story, but having taken a break from it, I'm not digging it too much. I'll probably upload it anyway, and I'll see what you guys think of it before continuing any kind of series.


Well alright, I guess have nothing else to say.
uhh... you guys hear about the new Mastodon album coming out? that single is dope as shit, "Sultan's Curse", I think.
idk, I don't think I interact with you scoundrels enough, ask me shit, gimme attention damnit

God Emporer Trump is officially the supreme ruler of Earth. I can already feel the salt flowing like the Dead Sea, and I'm pretty sure there's a riot going on somewhere as I type this


Oh, America :7

fuck this I'm going to bed

How the hell did that happen? Seriously, I just hit 100 like yesterday, slow down. I haven't even started the 100 watcher special yet, and now I have to do 200. Thank you all profusely, but gee



Leave a comment what the specials should be, if you have any suggestions. I want to do something different, not gonna do some generic pose. I want to avoid making all my uploads look the same, so let me know of anything you'd like to see, I wanna mix it up here. I'm not going to do anything that I don't like, but let's go beyond my comfort zone a bit, shall we? There's still gonna be two specials, because why not, but I'll start them whenever I do.

~Thanks a million, and tally-ho!

Hope you all had a non-binary, gender-neutral, multi-cultural holiday that is totally not Christmas

I think that covers the whole seasons greetings


Being wrapped up with surgery and volunteer work, this Christmas was a tad bit busy. But the main reason I don't have any Christmas themed art is because I just really don't like Christmas. For the most part though, I'll just use the excuse that Zasha ate my holiday themed art, and I have a good idea of some belated-christmas themed art...

Everything's going swell though, so have this shit that I whipped up real quick when I wasn't high on medicine (scratch that, I was a bit off)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22133555/

> https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&.....tube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D82E7vhtLxNs&usg=AFQjCNHgYd7kmzEHfj2Wmfj6MXPBtewj-A&sig2=PDvE21t9DuFVtautEqU0BA <

Howdy ho, cuckboys. Unfortunately for the earth, I haven't died of leg cancer or my spiritual crisis yet, so you've all gotta put up with my Evil Dead references a while longer. Life's been getting a bit shitty over the past couple months, hence why there hasn't been any sign of me lately. Hell, apparently people were concerned about me or something. I won't lie to you, things have been real busy and stressful as of late, but my edginess will see no end.

I'm not here to whine and beg for sympathy (but feel free to give me attention, money, anything like that, I won't argue). Just leaving this note to say I thank everyone for being patient. I guarantee I've pissed many people off with my tardiness, but that's what I'm here for, you should expect this shit. Trades will be gotten to first, then requests I want to do, and then I'll dig around and see any requests I may have forgot about. I really should be documenting this all down, but anyway.

So after I finish all my responsibilities up here, I'll see what happens. Chances are I take a few trades at a time, maybe three max (and actually do them in a reasonable time, maybe), and requests are reserved for cool kids (if you're unsure, consult the Cool Kid Handbook, or leave me a note).

Hopefully soon after this post is up, you'll see some art as well

maybe


~Tally ho

but not requests
nah, that requires responsibility

I'm thinking of going back and doing some edits and improvements on older submissions, so expect reuploads. Doing this to either to fix anything or to do different shading/lighting, since some pieces can be made better I think (similarly to how this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21176260/ was corrected to this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21203317/ )

possible candidates:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20827274/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20868835/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20912534/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21025833/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21440382/

The original won't be removed, but I'll correct any shading, maybe redraw some bits
JUST LETTIN YA KNOW I AINT DEAD, JUST ON THE INSIDE

Ahoy, Fexas here

thanks a bajillion for the watches, I really appreciate the support. I came here to post my sinful art for nobody in particular, just felt that as long as I was making it at least somebody out there would like to see it. Didn't come here looking for communication or anything like that, but I guess people just keep finding me. I've gotten chummy with some people, and (for once, unintentionally) pissed one or two other people off. Woops... Either way, I don't reach out to people much because I'm a wad of introverted filth, but it really makes me feel good when people make an effort to talk to me.

So I think I've gotta start getting good at this shit. atm I'm a dumb egg with a wacom and no regard for human life, and I'll always stay that way. But I need to actually make an effort to be responsible about my shit, as in manage requests and trades properly. Limiting requests, learning to deny a request/trade that I don't like, actually doing the shit relatively quick... you get the point.

I thank you all profusely for the compliments and all that jazz (but really though, I'm not being showered in gifts yet, get on that), but I need to take this as a chance to push myself to devote more time to all this

and me + responsibility = not good, so let's see how this goes


~Tally ho

And with it, a new avatar and halloween themed art

Halloween is the only holiday that counts, so I'm hyped af. It's the only day I get to scare the shit out of kids and demand candy from people, I don't give two shits if I'm "too old". This is goddamn America, I can dress up like a lunatic and demand substance from people whenever I want, but only on one night is it not robbery

gσ∂ ι fυ¢кιиg ℓσνє нαℓℓσωєєи
♬ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syLkrvUko7Q ♬

I've changed the way I take requests and trades. I'm instead doing slots rather than having eighty requests to worry about at once for my sanity. Slots have already been chosen, so apologies to anybody who requested and is not on the list.

Check out the details here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7692880/

(totally didn't steal from  Revanchiset

Personal>>>>>
Real Name: Tex fuckin' Fexas
Nickname/Username: I usually go by Waxon or Fexas, though Fexas is more of a character of sorts
Location: East Coast of the American realm
Age: Four and a half
Gender: Male
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: What
Briggs type: I'm not doing a psychological evaluation for you dumb eggs
Pets: I own like eight cats and a dog who thinks he's a cat

Sexuality & Romance>>>>>
Sexual Orientation: The elusive straight furfag
Kinsey Scale: What in the name of Zeus does that mean
Relationship Status: Single (what a surprise)
Poly or Mono: I'm not a fucking polygon what are you drunk
Want to Marry: Again, I'm not a square
Want Kids: I like having money, so no

Silly Stuff>>>>>>
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
GoT House: que?
Bending Style: Air is pretty cool. I like air.
Pony Race: Glue
Pokemon type: Fire
What Are You Reading: H.P. Lovecraft
What's The Last Movie You Watched: The Book of Eli
What Are Your Greatest Irrational Fears: I'm not afraid of anything. I face life with eyes open and a dick erect (to quite my lord and savior, Cr1TiKaL)

Sleep>>>>>
Early Bird or Night Owl: Night Owl
What Time Do You Go To Bed: About 2am
What Time Do You Get Up: 10am
What Do You Sleep In: Boxers
Do you Dream Frequently: Ye, and it's some trippy shit too
What Position Do You Sleep In: Fetal
What was the last dream you remember: Probably something about a schizophrenic astronaut spiraling through space... that was a sad one, man

Work & Education>>>>>>
High School: I'm like two years old nigga, yeah
College: Started a year or so ago
Occupation: Nothing atm
Where Do You See Yourself in 5 Years: In 2021
What's Your Dream Job: Psychologist (prob therapy)

Favorite Stuff>>>>>
Foods: Mac and Cheese. I swear I could live off that shit. Like I'll go to an Outback or Olivegarden or some shit, and they see me, pretty tall, beard and shit, and they'll say "what you want fam", and I'll be all "hit me up with that good mac'n'cheese shit". Around then they give me this real nasty look like they think I should be castrated, shot, and thrown in a dumpster. They're like "sir, you're aware that's on the kids menu?" At that point the table's already flipped over and I've shit my undergarments, maybe three people hospitalized. I look them dead in the eye and say "I'm a grown ass man, I know what I want. If you wanna see your kids again, you bring me that fucking mac'n'cheese". God I love Mac and Cheese.
Carbonated Drinks: Dr. Pepper, I guess
Non-Carbonated Drinks: Water
Ice cream flavor: Mint Chocolate chip
Season: Halloween. I know there's a whole Autumn season, but Halloween is the only thing that counts.
Animals: Elephants. Look into it, they're really deep and intelligent, with altruism and death rituals and shit, I love it.
Colors: Red, idk
Music: Rock, metal, that kind of thing. Really like 90's stuff, like grunge, alternative, stuff like that.
TV shows: I don't watch TV
Video games: Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Really into Planetside 2 rn, I can't play for shit, but I get a warm feeling every time I drive my Flash off a cliff :^)

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SO LATELY I've been very busy and very lazy. I've been uploading quick doodles I'd happen to make to fill time. I won't bore you with details, but just letting you know I'm back at tackling the requests.

and I guess I rp now. (please don't make me regret this)

~Tally ho

RULES FOR ART

The things I mostly draw, and would like to stick to drawing are:

- Females
- BBW
- Inflation
- Vore

If you want me to draw anything not on this list, let me know. I might make an exception!


TRADES (OPEN TO EVERYONE)
Trades are for anybody with artistic talent or money. KEEP IN MIND THE QUALITY OF THE TRADE. I don't want to be some rude dingus, but I'm not looking for stick figures. It's a trade; you don't have to be Bob Ross, but try to put effort into it. I usually go all out with shading and coloring and all, even a background and all that dope shit. If you don't want to do that, let me know. If you can't draw but still want to trade, that's a-okay. I'll gladly take a story, or if you want to get another artist to do it for you, I don't care. As long as I get something in return, yo.

REQUESTS (CLOSED, FRIENDS ONLY)
Requests are reserved for people I like. I don't like labeling people as friends or not, and I don't like outright telling people they aren't my friend. If you're an absolute stranger, you probably shouldn't ask for a request. If we're buddies, go ahead and ask. In short, I mostly just do requests for friends.

GIFTS
See, here's some wack shit that baffles me. People get real upset when you draw their character (not speaking from experience, worry not). I don't get that. If you want to draw any of my characters, hit me up, fam. Like shit, free art! I don't care how bad it is, I don't care if you just thawed out a Neanderthal and told him to draw my character, who cares? I didn't pay for it. If you want to draw or write something that includes my character, I ask only that you let me know you're doing it, and credit the character to me. Other than that, go wild.

REQUESTS (4)
 Nidogatr
 Fraggerblats
 hottieman
 Revanchiset (you're staying here forever, btw)

TRADES (2)
 isis-thefat-kitsune
some other nerd, gotta find their name

So I mentioned that I'm taking a break from requests

I lied
(sort of)

So after getting some really good requests, I felt motivated to get to them right away. Unfortunately, I won't actually be able to finish or upload them anyway, since I won't actually be around to do them. But come, say, Monday maybe, I'll be able to get to drawing them, and they do sound pretty interesting, so I'm hoping the outcome will be good. Either way, we'll see at the start of next week.

So all in all, nothing is changing, except why I'm not drawing. Just want to put it out there that it's not that I'm ignoring anyone's requests 乁(´• ͟ل͜ •`)ㄏ

So I'm thinking of doing something snazzy. For me, anyway. Maybe for you, but the important thing is me.

So I'd like to set up a DA page to post all my other art. See, I do draw quite a bit, but most of it isn't posted anywhere. You see the filthy art I post here, but I really enjoy drawing fantasy type things, like warriors and deities and whatnot- got this whole lore and everything. Once again, pretty snazzy.

Now an interesting fact, I've ALREADY got a DA page, which I will convert to the page where I'll post my cool doodles. However, the page already has posts. I may or may not have been joking with some friends and set up a sort of troll account, where I would post my poorly made MS Paint Sonic fanart. Assuming those posts ARE poorly made MS Paint Sonic OCs, they would stay on the page for the shit's and giggles, but will not continue to be made. Instead, it's now a serious page (even though I don't think I can change the name or anything).

TLDR: I'm turning my troll Sonic OC Deviantart page into a cool art page. Here's the link: http://0megarededgehog1234.deviantart.com/

Farewell, chumps

I'm done my break, so I'll get to any requests I receive.

Currently, I don't have any requests, so I'll just post anything I happen to make. First request I get is the first I start, so leave any you have

I'm also thinking of writing, so keep that in mind as well for your requests. Currently trying to start a short story with my new character, so you can be the judge after that's posted if you'd like to request a story or continue with art!

Well, I'm all drawed out. Sorry folks, I'll upload any doodles I happen to make, but I don't want to overwork myself, otherwise I get sick of drawing and I just end up producing garbage.

Just gonna take a bit of a break, play Fallout, idk. You try out that Survival mode? Pretty damn snazzy. I keep dying because my character's a fucking chump and nobody likes him (0 Charisma will do that to you). You know what? I really want to draw him. He's a goddamn clown. I mean, he sounds like one. Name's King Dingus. What the hell name is that, anyway? Like, he's not even a king, he's just some Elvis Presley / Robbie Rotten looking fellow who bullies old people and collects dogs. Or maybe it's like the Comedian from the Watchmen. Like, he acts like an asshole, not even funny or sarcastic, just an asshole. But what if he is just a walking satire; a human parody of society? Maybe he's hiding some kind of pain... Like what if he's just a jerk because that and collecting dogs is his only way of coping with some kind of crippling depression... What an absolute dweeb. I love it.



ahem

But yeah, I mean, go ahead and leave any requests you have, I'm just saying that I can't promise I'll get to it right away (unless it sounds really good).

~Tally ho

As I've mentioned in a previous post, My first few posts (the ones of humans) were an experiment. I just doodled a couple characters of mine in a different way and liked it a bit. However, I'm not doing it anymore, as I don't like that style of drawing. The Braliin posts were my first posts where I posted my normal art style, and I certainly like it better.

In short, I tried something different at first, but in all honesty I don't like it. I'm not removing them, as some people favorited them, so idk. But I prefer my natural art style much more, and I think the outcome is better. You probably won't notice a thing, but I figured I'm doing something my watchers should know about, as I think my posts will likely be of better quality now.


Look at you, reading my technical shit. What are you, a nerd?