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General | Posted 3 years agoSo I'm no longer using this character.
I handed them over to
mepal58
As such, I've tossed out the comments and thrown them into scraps. Go make sure to give them some love. Thank you.
I handed them over to
mepal58As such, I've tossed out the comments and thrown them into scraps. Go make sure to give them some love. Thank you.
Week 2
General | Posted 5 years agoSo! Looks like I'm a bit late with this week's update. I think I might change the uploads to Saturdays just to be safe.
Sunday: It was my day off, so of course I went to go get fucking hammered. Can you blame me? I deal with idiots on a daily basis, so of course I want to take the edge off and bar hopping isn't the healthiest way of doing it, but it is a fun way.
Monday: So I found out I may be pansexual, or at least Bi with a male preference, because I woke up in some chick's bed with a dildo the size of my arm still jammed up inside me. Needless to say I was loud and confused, but I was quickly reminded why I was there, and not while black out smashed at that. I was late to work because of the 'reminder'.
Tuesday: My hips and crotch are still sore as fuck, so I take it easy for work. I had new clothes that I bought at the end of last week, so I was wearing those when some guy on the bus grabbed my ass. I kinda shoulder threw him because I had my headphones on, and it turns out it was my friend trying to get my attention. That was moderately embarrassing, and I had a new hole in my leggings because of the flip. Don't ask me how, I just know the hole wasn't there on my thigh before his back hit the ground.
Thursday: So get this; I take Stalh about to dinner, because how else am I gonna apologize for flattening the dude an a bus? We sit down and who comes to the table to serve us? My one night stand from Monday! I'm not above admitting she looked pretty hot in the booty shorts she had for work. Now that I think about it I think she said something about just coming off work at the bar. Either way, it was nice to talk with her again.
Friday: Nothing much happened, just my boss being a hardass about me breaking another office chair. How the fuck am I at fault when the chairs don't come in size XXXL?
Sunday: It was my day off, so of course I went to go get fucking hammered. Can you blame me? I deal with idiots on a daily basis, so of course I want to take the edge off and bar hopping isn't the healthiest way of doing it, but it is a fun way.
Monday: So I found out I may be pansexual, or at least Bi with a male preference, because I woke up in some chick's bed with a dildo the size of my arm still jammed up inside me. Needless to say I was loud and confused, but I was quickly reminded why I was there, and not while black out smashed at that. I was late to work because of the 'reminder'.
Tuesday: My hips and crotch are still sore as fuck, so I take it easy for work. I had new clothes that I bought at the end of last week, so I was wearing those when some guy on the bus grabbed my ass. I kinda shoulder threw him because I had my headphones on, and it turns out it was my friend trying to get my attention. That was moderately embarrassing, and I had a new hole in my leggings because of the flip. Don't ask me how, I just know the hole wasn't there on my thigh before his back hit the ground.
Thursday: So get this; I take Stalh about to dinner, because how else am I gonna apologize for flattening the dude an a bus? We sit down and who comes to the table to serve us? My one night stand from Monday! I'm not above admitting she looked pretty hot in the booty shorts she had for work. Now that I think about it I think she said something about just coming off work at the bar. Either way, it was nice to talk with her again.
Friday: Nothing much happened, just my boss being a hardass about me breaking another office chair. How the fuck am I at fault when the chairs don't come in size XXXL?
First Post!
General | Posted 5 years agoOh fuck, it's working. Hey! Welcome to my blog, my name is Maya B. Sirtoby, and this is where I get to swear and sum up good and bad things that happened during my week.
So I broke my shower door on Monday; Absolute pain in the ass having an ass like mine, you know? I have, well, had one of those glass sliding doors that sits on the lip of the tube. I had a trouble with a roommate walking in on me showering, so I got the fogged up ones, right? Turns out those things are a fragile. Glass is breakable, who the fuck knew?
Anyways, I'm standing there showering, and I turn with my ass to the doors. Now, I have a massive tub just so I can fit into it for baths, so I had plenty of room to turn; I stepped on my tiny ass bar of soap and slip, sending my butt backward and shove the damn pane right out of the metal frame, getting glass fucking everywhere. Here I am, shower still running, and I can't do a damn fucking thing because the floor is utterly covered in tiny glass shards.
I was God damn pissed man, like properly pissed off at myself, and I have to call my friend to come in with a pair of shoes just so that I could finish drying up and get out of there, so I could clean up the mess and get the rest ready for work. Thank God for no traffic because I would have been so damn late.
The rest of my week was uneventful, just the same old grind. I'll see if I can get a microphone to make this easier, I can just link the audio file instead of having to correct my spelling constantly
So I broke my shower door on Monday; Absolute pain in the ass having an ass like mine, you know? I have, well, had one of those glass sliding doors that sits on the lip of the tube. I had a trouble with a roommate walking in on me showering, so I got the fogged up ones, right? Turns out those things are a fragile. Glass is breakable, who the fuck knew?
Anyways, I'm standing there showering, and I turn with my ass to the doors. Now, I have a massive tub just so I can fit into it for baths, so I had plenty of room to turn; I stepped on my tiny ass bar of soap and slip, sending my butt backward and shove the damn pane right out of the metal frame, getting glass fucking everywhere. Here I am, shower still running, and I can't do a damn fucking thing because the floor is utterly covered in tiny glass shards.
I was God damn pissed man, like properly pissed off at myself, and I have to call my friend to come in with a pair of shoes just so that I could finish drying up and get out of there, so I could clean up the mess and get the rest ready for work. Thank God for no traffic because I would have been so damn late.
The rest of my week was uneventful, just the same old grind. I'll see if I can get a microphone to make this easier, I can just link the audio file instead of having to correct my spelling constantly
