We shoulda elected the Cipher/Collins ticket

we coulda made America weird and with that drum beat in "In the Air Tonight"

again

we coulda made America prog again

but instead we have a president whose entire candidacy has been built on getting easy votes from people like Milo

here's hoping he transcends and becomes more than just the living shitpost

it'd be funny to see his constituency go apeshit over their savior acting all liberal and j00

http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/.....nies-gay-milo/

hey guys, you ever wanted to shoot Brandon Teena in the head? or wanted to push Leelah in front of a black Muslim dude's tractor trailer? or accidentally associate Cait Jenner with her hit-and-run/her dumbass behavior on Keeping Up with the Kardashians because she's a piss-poor ambassador for trans people? or rag on Jazz Jennings for being a kid that transitioned when she was six out of some fear that "boys NEED the nut juice to live"?

well, now you can! for the extortionate price of $15,000 (a month), you too can be a transphobe of the ages by wildly misinterpreting the intricacies of what constitutes trans dating and how to respect trans people without accidentally (or intentionally) invoking gender/sexual identity through genitalia (which is still a very grey area) as all the trans community trying to push you - yes, YOU - down!

learn how to:

- call trans people mentally ill because Encyclopedia Dramatica does it for a cheap shock joke!
- imply that kids transitioning is like the Holocaust
- still try to justify publishing "The Wacky World of Wu" and yet using your heightened celebrity as one of the few agent-provocateur alt-right journalists and gay conservatives to deflect any and all criticism regarding your lack of intersectionality
- not understand the origins of "cisgender" and the prefix "cis-"
- still make the same "two garlic breads = two genders" and "sexually identify as an attack helicopter" jokes
- associate trans people with the young userbase that frequents and tarnishes the Tumblr platform
- relate the struggles of trans people to the excesses of the body-positive movement, which you now associate as entirely the fat-acceptance movement because yeah there's no going around it Tess Holliday really isn't that beautiful IMO
- use the word "transgenderism" unironically
- inspire a bunch of your people to go full-force on people like Cait Jenner, Brianna Wu, Laura Jane Grace, Jazz Jennings, etc. to the point where if they go back into their closet and resume living under a male identity they're not too comfortable with, you consider that a half-victory

call now!

i've been doing lots of background gigs in the atlanta area since, i dunno, i realized people don't want to pay for music (hell, I don't unless if it's $5 vinyl at wuxtry or the local antiques mall and even then the records I want now are getting up there in price)

had this two-month gig on this focus-grouped raunchy christmas comedy before jumping back and forth from jason bateman's new netflix show to greg heffley reenacting easy rider to uh

jesus fuck I hope I get on stranger things i mean that's gotta be at least four months' work there since joyce, the kids, jon, steve and nancy pretty much walk through jackson for half the goddamn episode - and with infinity war starting production, that's basically full-time background. then again, it's like saying that your shitty retail job at spencer's is full-time because you got booked seasonally since people really want their bob marley posters

jesus fuck i just wanna be a pa or a grip, yeah it's a shit job compared to everything else but hey i get better food and pay and i won't be baring my soul on a fucking furry website

it took me the better part of 2 years to realize saintblue came back as zonkpunch

holy shit i'm actually kind of stupid

I'm selling commissions (if you want to try some).

Writings and songs galore. Tax-free too!

All payments go to my Paypal at scsmit1997@gmail.com.

But I can't trace time.
I said that time may change me
but I can't trace time...

Rest in peace, you Great White Duke you.

https://soundcloud.com/lesbian-concentrate

christ

https://soundcloud.com/lesbian-concentrate

christ

https://clickerrecords.bandcamp.com.....-for-followers

The real album. Thanks.

for the love of god buy the fucking thing

https://clickerrecords.bandcamp.com.....-for-followers

The real album. Thanks.

for the love of god buy the fucking thing

He was a true patriot.

save any drawings that interest you to your hard drive

otherwise, you might not be able to find some of them in the future

I guess slave girl with a long ponytail and dirty feet is forever in the abyss

https://anthonyfanfiction.bandcamp......nfiction-vol-1

he's a trap bate makeman

http://www.rogerebert.com/balder-an.....cal-reputation

I'm gonna take back 90% of the defenses I've had of him

even with his films being defended, he's still a creepy asshole

but he's my creepy asshole

To anybody watching me who supports Gamergate:

is there any significant tactical advantage to calling Brianna Wu "John Flynt?"

is there a reason why we need to know her pre-transition life (if that is the case)?

is there a reason why people call her "a mentally-ill tranny?"

I'm just asking

I don't particularly care for Rev60 - it's a boring game that misses the point of Heavy Rain and many other minimalist adventures with multiple pathways (David Cage doesn't just stick to QTEs, no matter how much he abuses them) and isn't particularly well-designed even for a cheapie iPhone game (and I don't like Wu's reaction to negative responses to the game) - but isn't misgendering Wu and constantly pinning the blame on her gender transition (again, if that's the case) a cop-out?

god, I wish we were picking on Chris-chan like in the old days.

How come is it that I'm more interested in the origins of specific characters than their eventual outcomes, especially in regards to erotica and fetish?

I really don't get that why for some characters, you have to get permission to draw/write about them.

If my understanding of the Streisand Effect is correct, preventing something from being taken over by others will only cause people to try to take over it more rabidly.

Wouldn't making the character more open allow people to get a feel for how they work?

So, her suicide's pretty much got her parents in an outrage. All of these trans advocates coming out in support of her and Carla and Doug just going all "but HE DIDN'T GET THE BULLIED HE DIDN'T GET THE BULLIED WAAA WHERE IS THE GAMERGATE JUICE BOTTLE MILK MEME"

Carla also called Laverne Cox a tranny

no, bae

nooooooooooooooooooooo

you do not do that

I feel dirty for even typing in that word

Starting work on the second half.

A little note about lyrics: some people are not going to like the album. I won't say, but they've screwed me over and misunderstood me long enough to the point where I'm literally about to break. They'll be put on a national level. People will get my story and only my story. They'll look at how much of a failure I am and realize that I cannot be the evil man that they think I am. I've tried being nice to these people and they view me as the evil creep that categorized me on Facebook. I'm sorry, but this is for your good.

And I'm not talking about Ythen/Valden, either.

oh man the comedy memes definitely the funny comedy

"heh, the admins is bad and they're bad"

okay, as much as FA is an eh site (Weasyl is better broh), the mods aren't total crap

at least you didn't have to deal with YouChew

the mighty wedding tackle and the thing

doing it like no other man has done it before

blowin' 17 loads in the span of your average C-SPAN report

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

starring
KEN DeLOZIER

good Carlos García rock and roll person jamboree

the finest the best the real

he play for the Seru Gira

and then he play for the Maquina de Quehaceres

Haceres

Haceres

Spanish.

felt like shitposting

Arnold Rimmer
without him, life would be much grimmer

oh yeah, I really like Red Dwarf now

hey

HEY

HEEEEEEEEEEEY

you know I was joking with that comment, right?

that was unnecessarily harsh - just block me for adding a sarcastic comedy comment

geez, you're like one of those people who gets pissy over a fucking YouTube Poop and an Anal Cunt song