mai favorite is teh peekachoo

He represents why Japan is trying to take over the world with their kawaii capitalism.

But seriously, Pokemon aren't meant to be used as sex symbols. Playful things, the little bastards are. Now, as for the Pokemorph, the idea of that is ingenious - the same reasoning behind that (to give Pokeymans a human voice, along with a "perfect body") was the original reasoning for why we create these (mostly) stereotypical, saccharine fursonas floating around this place. I like Pokemorphs mainly because Pokemon are technically anthropomorphic: remember that Mewtwo and Meowth can talk. However, what Pokemorphs do is slyly poke fun at the furry fandom for anthropomorphizing animals since the 1860s.

But I don't want to see a Pokemorph that's solely made to be sexy. That's a problem I see with fursonas; both have become idealized versions of people that they use just to have text-sex with. That's why I've stopped RPing as a whole - to me, nobody wants to deviate from the norm (save for Nick, but either one of us gets too tired to continue a collaborative effort).

If I'm making a Pokemorph, I'm going to make it as a joke. And I have dibs on Mew. I don't care if somebody else has a Mew Pokemorph - this Mew Pokemorph of mine is going to be 100x as annoying as Poochie/Roy and looked upon as the A.C. Slater of my universe...even though he gets killed off in a cutaway gag of sorts.

Now back to The Elephant Man.

Probably the best parody of Christmas specials yet, this South Park episode lampoons the saccharine nature of most Christmastime shows and asks "If we have Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Christmas specials, why don't the Satanists get their own?" With that, they get their luck - even if the story is meant to be obnoxiously Christian (like most of these holiday specials). Those narrator jokes were amazing - Cartman is God of the South Park universe. That demented little brat - he does have magical powers.

Then again, I watched Elephant on Christmas.

I know those guys.

I somehow pissed them off at /cwc/ and this is what they do in reply. They're just posting shit to appease the furries.

That site should become a registration-only forum.

And honestly, my drawings suck. They're always sucked. I knew that - no faggot obsessed with completely ruining the life of a sickening-but-ultimately-innocent product of an abusive household has ever drilled that in my head.

Just because your Sonic pr0ns are banned doesn't mean you have to rant about them.

...and they want Charlton Heston to play a Mexican.

Best line in a Tim Burton film ever.

Submitted some Cadence and Cascade story drafts to New Fables and they rejected it for two reasonable reasons:

1. The charactere weren't fully animal.
2. The stories borderlined on adult while not necessarily adult.

My characters aren't deliberately animal because it was about time somebody gave some human personality to the fandom - I'm tired of the "animals use their animal powers to do stuff". What I'm trying to make is that humans aren't as far from animals as we think we are.

But the border-adult stuff does need to be placed on the backburner. Sex, sadly, isn't appropriate for something like New Fables. If he liked the stories, then that gives me motivation to write a short story on a project that I've been sketching in my head for a while. This project has more animalistic characters who use their instincts and abilities a lot more - and has not a lot of sex.

After all, I need the money.

So, Artie put this guy into a coma and Matt comes in to wake him up. Artie tries to tell him, "Dude your BF's so delusional and shit" which makes Matt say "you blew up a dolphin city faggot NOW YOU MUST DIE"

OH NO NOT THE PITS

IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRNS

Leslie Nielsen has gone to another world to bring his comedic talents to another group of people.

In other words, he died of a nasty bout of pneumonia. That's...sad.

FREE FALLLINNNNN

Oh, yeah. Star Wars.

https://youtu.be/44LGK5HvEbo
Need I say more?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZgXnOOpZg&feature=player_embedded

MGM had really low standards back in 1930.

Everything's all crazy over there.

and about 90% of them actually deemed useful.

This is why Robby should not turn into a woman by way of Fernin. Though if it was by way of Fernin, he would be a human at first, then he would undergo some strange sexual tendencies.

And if it was through Blueballs, some tacked-on critique of our consumerist society would be prevalent. Also, he'd be licking his own by then.

And I just saw that "Wild for Passion 3" - I did not need to see that. Sure, I'm sure skunks do, in reality, have 6 boobs, but for the sake of the viewers out there, just make them have a single pair. Sometimes, realism can scare the fuck outta us. Thank God for evolution.

Now I'm gonna go eat breakfast. Plain omelets and bacon biscuits - mmmmmmm

So, yeah. As I was digging through my journal cache earlier this afternoon, I found what appeared to be a hiatus announcement from SaintBlue, but as I clicked on it, it turned out to be a hasty goodbye to all of his watchers.

So, apparently, he outgrew furries and decided to just leave FA (while relieving Mags of her duties to him). I was expecting that from him, but not this soon. Then again, he is the right age to get out of the fandom before it became too late.

I know many people who will outgrow the fandom (Shuigetsu, Myst, Futures Passed, Ophios, Amenta the Spicy Penguin, and I included) and I know people who will stay furries for practically their entire life (Mikau, Sketch, Tanor Faux, etc.), but there is the fact that there will be a day that the people who will outgrow the fandom will just say "I've had enough of this stupidity and close-mindedness," and move on to the next chapter in their lives.

I'm getting pretty close to leaving the fandom myself. Yeah, I'm experiencing a resurgence in my writing, but I'm also beginning to see the sheer stupidity in some of the people who want to make the fandom their lifestyle. It's not as horrible or hopeless as an Encyclopedia Dramatica article might make you think, but it's pretty close. I have friends who are 26-year-old sign holders at Church's Chicken, 22-year-old men who think they're reincarnated foxes, and 45-year-old truckers.

Is this what SaintBlue saw? Because if he saw that, then I might as well get out of the full-time fandom one of these days. Don't get me wrong - I'll still request (or hopefully commission) art from you talented folks out there in the fold and I'll try to go to a furcon myself. However, I don't want to think of my friends as lions, cougarcats, or rabbits - I want them to be talented humans who can transcend this fandom from a stereotype of sex-crazed nerds to a generation of people who are beat, but believe in beatitudes.

Today is the official beginning of the Beat Fur.

record of all time....

Serge Gainsbourg's Histoire de Melody Nelson.

An album I thought would be severely overrated by the friendly guys at Pitchfork, this record not only deserves a 10.0, but is amongst one of the greatest protopunk records of all time. 28 minutes of unadulterated musical French sex as illustrated through the seductive delivery of Gainsbourg, the jarring Fripp-esque guitar, and the plodding, ominous bass lines of Herbie Flowers - what else is there to say about it?

Get this album now. Over here, it's released under some boutique label, but in France, it's still major label gold. I guess the French like their protopunk sex funk poetry rock.

DROP DA DEBT AN LEGALIZE WEED

Yeah so the Flobots can smoke an entire house full of that shit

http://abrahambiggs.official.ws/

THIS GUY DIED BECAUSE COCA-COLA ADVERTISED TO HIM

It's so violent that it makes Chuck Norris orgasm.

Also, Charles Bronson is the most punk of all the bands I have listened to.

IMMA GO KILL ALL OF Y'ALL

For the love of God, see Magnolia instead. It doesn't have Yahoo Serious.

THEY'LL EAT ALMOST ANYTHING

Good God. I'll go wash out my eyes with a healthy dose of Boogie Nights.

I imagine furry Easy Rider.

The film allows it - sex, drugs, and 1960s rock and roll. And Dennis Hopper.

Recently, some girl got a lot of criticism over adding a window to a Kevin & Kell comic strip. This prompted a whole "oh I don't think Bill will like this/I think he will" argument - until today, when Bill Holbrook, Mr. Copyright Nazi himself, ordered that nobody shall edit his comics (or produce derivative works) thereof. This angered me - why is this guy such a copyright Nazi? People say he makes less than all these people who allow derivative/parody works. Well, what about Immelmann and Concession? Immy makes a lot less than what Bill makes on his three comic strips alone - and he allows fanworks and parodies up the wazoo.

A guy on the mailing list says that what I'm citing is called "Billycake" - as in "Why does Billy get cake but not me?"

These people have been indoctrinated by his regulations for so long. And it all started with a few inevitable rule 34 pictures. By now, we should have rule 36 and general fanworks of K&K.

Are we that scared by a guy who lives in Georgia and isn't rich enough to sue an entire fandom? He's all bark, no bite.

https://youtu.be/6msW7wNh85E

It is a Prince rap song with "ass" and some Egyptian imagery. PRINCE IS BADASS.

https://youtu.be/doe_sCEn_rI
https://youtu.be/WTu5uWhSEsY
https://youtu.be/s4L2RuCD3yc

I should call this resulting three-song collection Songs from Wurrld's Kickass Hamburgers

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