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General | Posted 15 years agoyou ar lyne i nearly hit you
General | Posted 15 years agoyou are tearin me apart leesa
everybody got aids and shit
General | Posted 15 years agoeven lunepyre has aids
A Gulf + Western something or another
General | Posted 15 years agoSo, there's this guy called Sketch_Dalmatian and he's getting tired of the foot fetish. Something tells me, after a few journals about how he's so fucking pissed at the fandom or something like that, that he's gotten tired of furfags requesting him to make tickling pictures, not donating money to him for conventions (well, he should earn his own money, but gratitude is one of those things you need to do once in a while), and criticizing him just because he's a Jesus freak.
Now he's gonna delete all of his furry arts. He claims, at the moment, that it's to make his portfolio not focus on five million paw badges he drew for Shiro, Lune, Brumby, and all those guys, but I really think it's because he's tired of furries altogether.
Good for him. He needs to move on from this fandom. All it was is some fetish pictures not starring humans, but starring cute animals with libidos bigger than Orson Welles' ego and penises larger than the average well-hung human's. And he needs to stop preaching about how Jesus gave him a foot fetish or something. I think he still has it - I'm a liberal Jesus freak and I still tap that.
Now he's gonna delete all of his furry arts. He claims, at the moment, that it's to make his portfolio not focus on five million paw badges he drew for Shiro, Lune, Brumby, and all those guys, but I really think it's because he's tired of furries altogether.
Good for him. He needs to move on from this fandom. All it was is some fetish pictures not starring humans, but starring cute animals with libidos bigger than Orson Welles' ego and penises larger than the average well-hung human's. And he needs to stop preaching about how Jesus gave him a foot fetish or something. I think he still has it - I'm a liberal Jesus freak and I still tap that.
A Gulf + Western company
General | Posted 15 years ago(in the opinions of Profs. Bernard F. Dick and Raymond Carney, known for their general pretentiousness, faggotry, and fanboydom to Robert Altman and John Cassavetes, respectively)
olo no hollywood doesn't make movies like they too!!!1!!11!!!
there's these guys called business men - they're so evil they buy out studios and make them produce shitty movies liek Airplane and Forrest Gump which should not have won compared to John Cassavetes and Frank Capra!!!!!1!!111!!!
Robert Altman is the only film guy today who makes good films but he's dead - same for John Cassavetes and Frank Capra - they made da greatest films evar better than Sunset Blvd.
I'm ready for my closeup!!!!1!!!
olo no hollywood doesn't make movies like they too!!!1!!11!!!
there's these guys called business men - they're so evil they buy out studios and make them produce shitty movies liek Airplane and Forrest Gump which should not have won compared to John Cassavetes and Frank Capra!!!!!1!!111!!!
Robert Altman is the only film guy today who makes good films but he's dead - same for John Cassavetes and Frank Capra - they made da greatest films evar better than Sunset Blvd.
I'm ready for my closeup!!!!1!!!
A Gulf + Western company
General | Posted 15 years ago(in the opinions of Profs. Bernard F. Dick and Raymond Carney, known for their general pretentiousness, faggotry, and fanboydom to Robert Altman and John Cassavetes, respectively)
olo no hollywood doesn't make movies like they too!!!1!!11!!!
there's these guys called business men - they're so evil they buy out studios and make them produce shitty movies liek Airplane and Forrest Gump which should not have won compared to John Cassavetes and Frank Capra!!!!!1!!111!!!
Robert Altman is the only film guy today who makes good films but he's dead - same for John Cassavetes and Frank Capra - they made da greatest films evar better than Sunset Blvd.
I'm ready for my closeup!!!!1!!!
olo no hollywood doesn't make movies like they too!!!1!!11!!!
there's these guys called business men - they're so evil they buy out studios and make them produce shitty movies liek Airplane and Forrest Gump which should not have won compared to John Cassavetes and Frank Capra!!!!!1!!111!!!
Robert Altman is the only film guy today who makes good films but he's dead - same for John Cassavetes and Frank Capra - they made da greatest films evar better than Sunset Blvd.
I'm ready for my closeup!!!!1!!!
Stage and Screen by Robby - "Salt"
General | Posted 15 years agoI sat outside the Holly tonight, waiting for 9 o'clock to roll around. Since Haven was busy watching The Bridge on the River Kwai in the dorm's media room, I decided to spend my free movie ticket on something that I wanted to do: see a movie. The movie they were playing: Angelina Jolie's latest popcorn paranoid thriller, Salt. From my experience, I do not want to watch it ever again in my entire life.
Sipping on my watered down Mr. Pibb, I kicked off my flip-flops, kicked my footpaws up, and sat back as I, in a semi-crowded theater room, watched as we are introduced to the pretty chaotic life of Evelyn Salt (who's been fed gasoline by North Koreans so she can be Communist or something) that turns not so chaotic and turns chaotic again (much like Lisa's hair when she and Johnny are gonna have some not-so-kinky sex) when some defector blames her of starting this conspiracy to kill the Russian president. Soon, she's on the run while flashbacks show her that she's pretty much Russian and that she's been schooled on how to be the best American while being the best double agent since that smarmy US agent from Marathon Man.
Normally, according to Ray Carney's theory of the pragmatic aesthetic (the story and its characters make the film, not its morals, technique, mise-en-scene, or directors), this is a perfect film, if not so perfect from an analytical point of view, but how I saw it, it was this poorly-conceived Cold War thriller (that seemed to be 25 years too late) with extremely poor plot execution (not giving the exposition except at the most random of parts and with that, muddling the exposition to the point where it is shoddily ambiguous) and over-the-top situations that Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner could not have survived in. How could Ray Carney not see this coming? Oh, wait. He was too busy bawling about Brian DePalma and Quentin Tarantino too long to be reminded of this.
I can't say anything else about this movie - why did I see it? I want to die, Mom. Heaven has better movies and plus, I get to see Orson Welles and Joseph Cotten.
Sipping on my watered down Mr. Pibb, I kicked off my flip-flops, kicked my footpaws up, and sat back as I, in a semi-crowded theater room, watched as we are introduced to the pretty chaotic life of Evelyn Salt (who's been fed gasoline by North Koreans so she can be Communist or something) that turns not so chaotic and turns chaotic again (much like Lisa's hair when she and Johnny are gonna have some not-so-kinky sex) when some defector blames her of starting this conspiracy to kill the Russian president. Soon, she's on the run while flashbacks show her that she's pretty much Russian and that she's been schooled on how to be the best American while being the best double agent since that smarmy US agent from Marathon Man.
Normally, according to Ray Carney's theory of the pragmatic aesthetic (the story and its characters make the film, not its morals, technique, mise-en-scene, or directors), this is a perfect film, if not so perfect from an analytical point of view, but how I saw it, it was this poorly-conceived Cold War thriller (that seemed to be 25 years too late) with extremely poor plot execution (not giving the exposition except at the most random of parts and with that, muddling the exposition to the point where it is shoddily ambiguous) and over-the-top situations that Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner could not have survived in. How could Ray Carney not see this coming? Oh, wait. He was too busy bawling about Brian DePalma and Quentin Tarantino too long to be reminded of this.
I can't say anything else about this movie - why did I see it? I want to die, Mom. Heaven has better movies and plus, I get to see Orson Welles and Joseph Cotten.
Stage and Screen by Robby d'Isigny
General | Posted 15 years ago"Dahlonega Summer Shorts"
There's almost nothing to do on Friday nights up in Dahlonega, unless if you want to tag along with some adrenaline junkies and go down the road to Amicalola Falls for a quickly-tiring session of tubing. For me, it serves as a time to watch movies, eat out, and talking to my friends. However, my friends were gone for this weekend - save for Haven, but knowing him, it's a pain in the ass to take him tubing. With that in mind, we chatted amongst ourselves what we wanted to do and we agreed on going to the Holly for a series of plays they were presenting: the Dahlonega Summer Shorts. The posters all over campus advertised it as "five short comedies written from the likes of David Ives and Woody Allen and presented by some local troupe of players that could one-up the Max Fischer Players", or something along that line.
So, after we went to Johnny B's for the all-you-can-eat fish, fries, and Dr Pepper (which I overfilled myself with), we walked down the street to the Holly, where we walked downstairs to the "lower level" (where the more experimental plays are shown, I guess). We were greeted by a group of college students, one of them running the concession stand, and we paid for our tickets. After buying our concessions from the anti-Joel Calley, we sat down in a row made up of padded aluminum chairs and sat back for about thirty minutes as the players were getting ready. Then the stage director came up - he noted that a few cast members were absent due to previous commitments (thus requiring the use of understudies) and as I listened to that monologue, I noticed that he namedropped my film teacher as being one of the actors. So, I quickly grabbed Haven's program and saw that she was indeed an actress.
Then the plays started. The first one was Ives' "Sure Thing", an experimental take on the "meeting-for-the-first-time-and-connecting" scenes in about every romantic comedy. These two actors came up and, after a series of aborted conversations (all ending with the ring of a bell), finally get together to go to the Woody Allen festival (which shows his earlier slapstick as opposed to the existentialism of Manhattan and Hannah and her Sisters) at the theater. The acting was quite reserved, save for a few moments where the actors had to employ melodramatic cliches in order to deviate from the standard rom-com, and the script was constantly funny, employing a mixture of verbal wit and black comedy in order to breathe new life to the Allen-esque short.
The second one was Allen's own "Death Knocks", where, in a parody of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, a man is prematurely greeted by a man claiming to be Death and challenges him to a game of gin rummy (easily beating Death as opposed to the close call in Bergman's film). I came in with high hopes for this - the script, unlike Allen's classic plays and movies, was somewhat weak, but the acting made up for it by having the characters fit in easily into their "neurotic New Yorker" roles.
The third one, Ives' "Variations on the Death of Trotsky", is more or less a parody of how history can miss documenting something as important as the death of seminal political theorist Leon Trotsky. Throughout the play, the history becomes more and more deviated from actual reality, as infidelities, encyclopedias from the future, and the fact that Trotsky is living with a mountain climber's pickax sticking out of his head when it should have killed him almost instantly. While better than "Death Knocks", "Variations" was still weak compared to "Sure Thing" and did not deal with its existentialist themes as effectively.
After a brief intermission, a Southern look at marriage, "Hangover", proved to be the weakest point of the show, relying on the same cliches of previous comedies perpetuating the Southern stereotype that Gone with the Wing unwillingly created. However, the acting was natural instead of being contrived and the script, while being weak, still had a few hilarious moments mixed in with the arguments over intelligence and faithfulness.
Then came the closer, Ives' "Words, Words, Words", which parodies Hamlet, mathematics, and the role of the writer in today's society. I was expecting three monkeys to act like standard shit-slinging monkeys, but what Ives did was to give them a human voice through their levels of intelligence. Milton is the realistic animal, Swift is the ambitious animal, and Kafka is the imaginative, post-modernist animal. With that, the script proved to be better than most of the plays before it, while the performances borderlined on unbearably melodramatic (considering that it's about three imprisoned monkeys trying to create Hamlet). The audience had a fun time watching "Words, Words, Words" and so did I.
Overall, the Shorts was an exceptional compilation of experimental one-act comedies, ranging from the existentialist (about most of the plays) to the ideal ("Sure Thing"). This proves why Dahlonega has a burgeoning arts scene - but this proves why the arts scene isn't getting anywhere.
There's almost nothing to do on Friday nights up in Dahlonega, unless if you want to tag along with some adrenaline junkies and go down the road to Amicalola Falls for a quickly-tiring session of tubing. For me, it serves as a time to watch movies, eat out, and talking to my friends. However, my friends were gone for this weekend - save for Haven, but knowing him, it's a pain in the ass to take him tubing. With that in mind, we chatted amongst ourselves what we wanted to do and we agreed on going to the Holly for a series of plays they were presenting: the Dahlonega Summer Shorts. The posters all over campus advertised it as "five short comedies written from the likes of David Ives and Woody Allen and presented by some local troupe of players that could one-up the Max Fischer Players", or something along that line.
So, after we went to Johnny B's for the all-you-can-eat fish, fries, and Dr Pepper (which I overfilled myself with), we walked down the street to the Holly, where we walked downstairs to the "lower level" (where the more experimental plays are shown, I guess). We were greeted by a group of college students, one of them running the concession stand, and we paid for our tickets. After buying our concessions from the anti-Joel Calley, we sat down in a row made up of padded aluminum chairs and sat back for about thirty minutes as the players were getting ready. Then the stage director came up - he noted that a few cast members were absent due to previous commitments (thus requiring the use of understudies) and as I listened to that monologue, I noticed that he namedropped my film teacher as being one of the actors. So, I quickly grabbed Haven's program and saw that she was indeed an actress.
Then the plays started. The first one was Ives' "Sure Thing", an experimental take on the "meeting-for-the-first-time-and-connecting" scenes in about every romantic comedy. These two actors came up and, after a series of aborted conversations (all ending with the ring of a bell), finally get together to go to the Woody Allen festival (which shows his earlier slapstick as opposed to the existentialism of Manhattan and Hannah and her Sisters) at the theater. The acting was quite reserved, save for a few moments where the actors had to employ melodramatic cliches in order to deviate from the standard rom-com, and the script was constantly funny, employing a mixture of verbal wit and black comedy in order to breathe new life to the Allen-esque short.
The second one was Allen's own "Death Knocks", where, in a parody of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, a man is prematurely greeted by a man claiming to be Death and challenges him to a game of gin rummy (easily beating Death as opposed to the close call in Bergman's film). I came in with high hopes for this - the script, unlike Allen's classic plays and movies, was somewhat weak, but the acting made up for it by having the characters fit in easily into their "neurotic New Yorker" roles.
The third one, Ives' "Variations on the Death of Trotsky", is more or less a parody of how history can miss documenting something as important as the death of seminal political theorist Leon Trotsky. Throughout the play, the history becomes more and more deviated from actual reality, as infidelities, encyclopedias from the future, and the fact that Trotsky is living with a mountain climber's pickax sticking out of his head when it should have killed him almost instantly. While better than "Death Knocks", "Variations" was still weak compared to "Sure Thing" and did not deal with its existentialist themes as effectively.
After a brief intermission, a Southern look at marriage, "Hangover", proved to be the weakest point of the show, relying on the same cliches of previous comedies perpetuating the Southern stereotype that Gone with the Wing unwillingly created. However, the acting was natural instead of being contrived and the script, while being weak, still had a few hilarious moments mixed in with the arguments over intelligence and faithfulness.
Then came the closer, Ives' "Words, Words, Words", which parodies Hamlet, mathematics, and the role of the writer in today's society. I was expecting three monkeys to act like standard shit-slinging monkeys, but what Ives did was to give them a human voice through their levels of intelligence. Milton is the realistic animal, Swift is the ambitious animal, and Kafka is the imaginative, post-modernist animal. With that, the script proved to be better than most of the plays before it, while the performances borderlined on unbearably melodramatic (considering that it's about three imprisoned monkeys trying to create Hamlet). The audience had a fun time watching "Words, Words, Words" and so did I.
Overall, the Shorts was an exceptional compilation of experimental one-act comedies, ranging from the existentialist (about most of the plays) to the ideal ("Sure Thing"). This proves why Dahlonega has a burgeoning arts scene - but this proves why the arts scene isn't getting anywhere.
cutting down da interwebs
General | Posted 15 years ago1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
*General Akbar line*
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
*General Akbar line*
music is officially scary as fuck
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC6019sWXqU
holy crap
it's Terry Kath's journey through Hell
my mind has been shot down
holy crap
it's Terry Kath's journey through Hell
my mind has been shot down
BluRay
General | Posted 15 years agoyeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
High-definition DVD with a higher frame rate yeaaaaaaaah
it makes everything, from the black comedy classic Citizen Kane to Scorsese's dark drama Taxi Driver, into something you'd find in a 1980s sitcom or modern-day soap opera.
but everything seems a bit sharper. then again, I've only been playing normal DVDs on it, so does a BluRay DVD look like shit on a BluRay player?
well, anyhoo - I wanna see Kristofferson look even sexier in BluRay. Off to stroke my furfaggotry!
High-definition DVD with a higher frame rate yeaaaaaaaah
it makes everything, from the black comedy classic Citizen Kane to Scorsese's dark drama Taxi Driver, into something you'd find in a 1980s sitcom or modern-day soap opera.
but everything seems a bit sharper. then again, I've only been playing normal DVDs on it, so does a BluRay DVD look like shit on a BluRay player?
well, anyhoo - I wanna see Kristofferson look even sexier in BluRay. Off to stroke my furfaggotry!
got my college PO box
General | Posted 15 years agonote me for it
do not spam my mailbox with flames and dick
do not spam my mailbox with flames and dick
a feral takes a look at that band with horns and guitar solo
General | Posted 15 years agooh hai lisa
fuzzy wuzzy foxy again feeling more comfy in my new paw warmers - my front paws are cold because I have to tap tap tap to be famous
mommy wrapped a blanket round me - I feel warm - white stuff out of the sky is making my dad shake - he came back from the meat man's shop with steak and potatoes
now that I nommed on my foods I listened to another music thing on my spinning sharp music thing
this album is from a city - they don't sound like a city I went to Chicago once was fun got to see the sears tower and the singer who sings funny but makes words about how he wants to have you know what
Chicago makes too much bad music - 500 albums of stupid love musics and a guy whines about how he hates the world too bad you're human foxes are pure yip yip
before they had bad music they had guitar man who outdid this black guitar guy and he makes metal music
people love and hate their first music thing - Chicago Transit Group (?) - which has pop music about killing people yay it's Harry Nilsson for tarantino people
they do an intro on this black shiny music thing - longer than most - that's shorter than that funny guy laughing for two minutes and messing up his black music things it's not rap they play rock music that i hear on an elevator before the mean humans throw me off because I'm too cute - Herb Alpert?
then there's that song about killing time and people - some guy does a piano thing that's too smart for life and they play something about round time keeping things - I saw one once its on my front left paw now it tickles hehehehehehehe
then they start over because the intro song was stupid and they overdo stuff - they play the drums too long I don't care if uncle Foxy says its supposed to be that way due to heightened intensity its too stupid - it's still a catchy music thing
then they ask dumb questions - I learned today that he wrote that in 1967-68. stupid title - he asks too much questions. guy doesn't play guitar too much - he did two times but he makes those thrash sounds
then they tell me to listen - I've been listening to your dumb music thing for the past side now I have to listen to three more sides of dumb people pop music - and its very good. not so dumb anymore - guitar man actually plays guitar. the guitar thing in the middle is so breathtaking - no wonder why black peoples look up to him
then they play some guitar thing again - Chicago fires the horn section? then they hire back the horns and play some pop song written by Muddy Waters. both parts can be songs - music man didn't know how to split music things yet he was too busy making moviefilms
side 3 - ow my ears they hurt please mommy turn off the music turn off the music - this makes dark guitar man be boyfriend with this guitar man they play america musics at a farm
blues track - Beatles hate it because they stole a lyric - I saw some south California purples before they looked funny that was when I ate some of the plant that makes you see funny things (good for cougarkitties) not too much excited
then they cover a song - they did it all wrong it's supposed to be a pop song not a drum solo with palm-muted guitbox - it makes me wanna jump and dance jessica won't let me it disturbs hibernation
side 4 - the intro? some guy talks about walking and then they get beaten up or something. I can't watch them it's not a TV show then the music comes - a TV show without the TV whiny piano man whines about america or something then the fat guitar man plays something
most of side 4 is them playing a song - guitar man shines again he plays two solos and noms on his guitar guitar noms my ears wolves are gonna eat me mommy mommy plz help me scary music is scary - then guitar man saves the day with his yawp (funny radio man got a job at school and taught me that word) and they try to end - they can't.
The Chicago Transit Group is win even in stupid parts - even that stupid time killing music is win
now mom wants me to go to the guy who makes me sleep he says he wants to make my eyes all swirly and stuff - oh hai Mr. Parcher
fuzzy wuzzy foxy again feeling more comfy in my new paw warmers - my front paws are cold because I have to tap tap tap to be famous
mommy wrapped a blanket round me - I feel warm - white stuff out of the sky is making my dad shake - he came back from the meat man's shop with steak and potatoes
now that I nommed on my foods I listened to another music thing on my spinning sharp music thing
this album is from a city - they don't sound like a city I went to Chicago once was fun got to see the sears tower and the singer who sings funny but makes words about how he wants to have you know what
Chicago makes too much bad music - 500 albums of stupid love musics and a guy whines about how he hates the world too bad you're human foxes are pure yip yip
before they had bad music they had guitar man who outdid this black guitar guy and he makes metal music
people love and hate their first music thing - Chicago Transit Group (?) - which has pop music about killing people yay it's Harry Nilsson for tarantino people
they do an intro on this black shiny music thing - longer than most - that's shorter than that funny guy laughing for two minutes and messing up his black music things it's not rap they play rock music that i hear on an elevator before the mean humans throw me off because I'm too cute - Herb Alpert?
then there's that song about killing time and people - some guy does a piano thing that's too smart for life and they play something about round time keeping things - I saw one once its on my front left paw now it tickles hehehehehehehe
then they start over because the intro song was stupid and they overdo stuff - they play the drums too long I don't care if uncle Foxy says its supposed to be that way due to heightened intensity its too stupid - it's still a catchy music thing
then they ask dumb questions - I learned today that he wrote that in 1967-68. stupid title - he asks too much questions. guy doesn't play guitar too much - he did two times but he makes those thrash sounds
then they tell me to listen - I've been listening to your dumb music thing for the past side now I have to listen to three more sides of dumb people pop music - and its very good. not so dumb anymore - guitar man actually plays guitar. the guitar thing in the middle is so breathtaking - no wonder why black peoples look up to him
then they play some guitar thing again - Chicago fires the horn section? then they hire back the horns and play some pop song written by Muddy Waters. both parts can be songs - music man didn't know how to split music things yet he was too busy making moviefilms
side 3 - ow my ears they hurt please mommy turn off the music turn off the music - this makes dark guitar man be boyfriend with this guitar man they play america musics at a farm
blues track - Beatles hate it because they stole a lyric - I saw some south California purples before they looked funny that was when I ate some of the plant that makes you see funny things (good for cougarkitties) not too much excited
then they cover a song - they did it all wrong it's supposed to be a pop song not a drum solo with palm-muted guitbox - it makes me wanna jump and dance jessica won't let me it disturbs hibernation
side 4 - the intro? some guy talks about walking and then they get beaten up or something. I can't watch them it's not a TV show then the music comes - a TV show without the TV whiny piano man whines about america or something then the fat guitar man plays something
most of side 4 is them playing a song - guitar man shines again he plays two solos and noms on his guitar guitar noms my ears wolves are gonna eat me mommy mommy plz help me scary music is scary - then guitar man saves the day with his yawp (funny radio man got a job at school and taught me that word) and they try to end - they can't.
The Chicago Transit Group is win even in stupid parts - even that stupid time killing music is win
now mom wants me to go to the guy who makes me sleep he says he wants to make my eyes all swirly and stuff - oh hai Mr. Parcher
a feral listens to that whipping post song
General | Posted 15 years agooh hai internets
I'mma terry and I type with frontpaws yay
there's a good song I heard - it makes me murr and purr and act all snuggly inside
some college students formed a band and they toured the US because they dropped out - they made a long rock song about rock music.
this guy talks - he's boring he bores me
then the bass comes in - then this guy comes in with his mad guitbox skillz
then the boring guy sings about how he hates writing songs
then they play a guitar solo
then the boring guy becomes more epic with his whining about music or something
then the guitar becomes so epic that it stops
then they play all boring like - i want more guitar solos this part makes me cry
then the boring guy forgets his lyrics
then they play some shakespeare song
then the boring guy finally remembers his lyrics
then the song ends with an epic thrash guitar solo
then they lead into this boring jam about mountains or something but too bad I only have the shiny black disc of this song
they named it after a place where you stand and get hurt by spiky ropes
I'm glad I'm not those college dropouts they play stupid and pretentious music
I'mma terry and I type with frontpaws yay
there's a good song I heard - it makes me murr and purr and act all snuggly inside
some college students formed a band and they toured the US because they dropped out - they made a long rock song about rock music.
this guy talks - he's boring he bores me
then the bass comes in - then this guy comes in with his mad guitbox skillz
then the boring guy sings about how he hates writing songs
then they play a guitar solo
then the boring guy becomes more epic with his whining about music or something
then the guitar becomes so epic that it stops
then they play all boring like - i want more guitar solos this part makes me cry
then the boring guy forgets his lyrics
then they play some shakespeare song
then the boring guy finally remembers his lyrics
then the song ends with an epic thrash guitar solo
then they lead into this boring jam about mountains or something but too bad I only have the shiny black disc of this song
they named it after a place where you stand and get hurt by spiky ropes
I'm glad I'm not those college dropouts they play stupid and pretentious music
I am in college
General | Posted 15 years agooh hai college
you are tearing me apart
gawd, forgive may
you are tearing me apart
gawd, forgive may
friday the whatever
General | Posted 15 years agoArtie's gone batshit insane and raping Joel or something like that. The guy from Stroszek died a day ago. Some '70s musicians woke up dead.
And I'm gonna move into my college suite tomorrow.
And I'm gonna move into my college suite tomorrow.
yay free requests
General | Posted 15 years agothese fucking idiots
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3AH9y_wkk0&feature=player_embedded
"What movie begins with 'A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?'"
SPACE TRAK
"What movie begins with 'A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?'"
SPACE TRAK
Immelmann still doesn't draw Concession peoples for anybody
General | Posted 15 years agoToo much requests for Artie-on-Nicci 69, me thinks.
I am a genius
General | Posted 15 years agoI changed my Facebook alternate name to Fox Searchlight.
Winterband
General | Posted 15 years agoThey can play, I can admit that.
They're adept musicians.
And they have a good message....you know, a message about Jesus not being long-haired and stuff. No Trinity (not much of a fan of the concept itself).
However, there comes a point where you just cross the line altogether...and it's not on the merits of their "Obama is Muslim" song.
It's when you try to argue your point to them and they block you. Just for one usage of fuck.
But my other comments argued about their robes, their music, and their things. When will they just shut up and let me talk with them why they're such conceited idiots?
I hope they sign on FA and tell me why they hate me so.
They're adept musicians.
And they have a good message....you know, a message about Jesus not being long-haired and stuff. No Trinity (not much of a fan of the concept itself).
However, there comes a point where you just cross the line altogether...and it's not on the merits of their "Obama is Muslim" song.
It's when you try to argue your point to them and they block you. Just for one usage of fuck.
But my other comments argued about their robes, their music, and their things. When will they just shut up and let me talk with them why they're such conceited idiots?
I hope they sign on FA and tell me why they hate me so.
I got a B in life
General | Posted 15 years ago[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[] Your parents are still married. (Mommy's dead.)
[x] You love your family
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard. (FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAARRR)
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 12
[] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 18
[] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 21
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 29
times it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[] Your parents are still married. (Mommy's dead.)
[x] You love your family
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard. (FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAARRR)
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 12
[] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 18
[] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 21
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 29
times it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
I've been making a new album by myself
General | Posted 15 years agoAnd so far, it's three songs done. It's me experimenting with guitar, bass, and vocal overdubs. It may have some other musicians collaborating with drums and keyboards. This time, my drums will go to a furry musician whereas my keys go to either Emperor Ing (Charlie Heinrich) or Nozdordomu (John Kieser's bro). Noz because he's done stuff on my albums before and Ing because he's getting back into music-making.
And this will be the album I'll sell at shows - if I ever do shows up in Dahlonega.
It's called Squirrel Songs and I'll draw the album artwork. I'm doing so right now.
And this will be the album I'll sell at shows - if I ever do shows up in Dahlonega.
It's called Squirrel Songs and I'll draw the album artwork. I'm doing so right now.
free icons
General | Posted 15 years agosome contest thing
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1559718
Yeah.
Some dude wants a dude/herm/tranny to screw his beaver chick, so he's doing stuff. I submitted Robby.
Yeah.
Some dude wants a dude/herm/tranny to screw his beaver chick, so he's doing stuff. I submitted Robby.
