And some n-hundred lines of code.

No. Don't leave. Stay here. Demand to know why security problems have been ignored for years. Demand some goddamn accountability.

How long have they been ignoring their security problems?

Furries always seem to pick the wrong tradeoff.

I love finding out that I've been banned from someone's personal, friend's only livejournal, without ever having posted there, or even having tried to add them as a friend. It just warms my heart to know I'm that hated/feared.

Stay classy, furries.

hacked by pi-nese.

SOME HACKER DREW IT FOR ME

I'M GONNA 0-DAY THIS SITE

http://forums.vivisector.org/index......2.msg1953.html

yet another FAF conflagration. get it while it's hot on viv.

I stole this and rearranged it to suck less imo. Also added a few.

GENERAL FETISHES:
Bi (+++) doubles your chances for a date etc.
Biting (++) and scratching and stuff.
Bondage (+) sure i have some rope and stuff
Cheesecake (~) I assume this means like betty-page-style pinup shit
Cross-dressing (+) If I cannot tell whether you are male or female, expect me to want to find out.
Herm (++) gender ambiguity and/or playing with the fringe edges of accepted gender roles is just stupidly hot :s
Incest (+) with same-gender, same-generation restriction
Oral (+++) yeah i pretty much could suck dick and/or lick pussy all day everyday
Orgy (++) Not really orgies so much as [345]-somes. Things scale exponentially with this sort of thing imo
Partial Nudity (+) fuck me with clothes on plz
Paw/Foot (~) if you want me to i guess i can do it
She-males (++) same as herms imo
Tentacles (~) I kinda like using my tail as a sorta tentacle i guess

DUDE FETISHES:
Anal on Males (+) I like to give it, taking it not so much EXCEPT WHEN I WANT TO SWITCH IT UP
Gay (+++)
Girly Boys (++) girly in appearance, not necessarily behavior
Muscle, Male (+) i like my boys to be kinda slim but toned.
Spooge (+) i like it because it is evidence of orgasm

CHICK FETISHES:
Anal on Females (~) not really my thing, i dunno why
Breast Expansion (-) meh
Breasts (+) boobs are cool
Butch Girls (+) extra points if they're lesbians
Ejaculation (+) more of that evidence-of-orgasm thing. I like knowing that you got off too.
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Impregnation/Pregnancy (+) just so long as it's not mine irl. Also there's a reason this is under 'chick fetishes' guys >:C
Lactation (~)
Lesbianism (+) fun to watch!
Muscle, Female (+) Juuuuust enough to overpower me. :3

TACTILE/VISUAL/MATERIAL FETISHES:
Body Paint (+) Colors, glowy bits, pet-names in semi-permanent ink. Let me in on this.
Clothing (+) i just go all buhhhhh durrrrrrr hooootttt for boys in skater stuff and girls in goth shit :(
Electricity (~)
Glasses (+++) esp. cum on classes.
Latex/Rubber (~) can work with fetish gear, otherwise i don't really care.
Leather (~)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--) nah
Shoe/Boots (+) clomp, clomp, clomp.
Stockings (+) stripes :3~
Suit and Tie (~) I look goofy in one, but hey if it's your thing sure
Tech (+) i have a time-travel fetish, that's hard to realize without bringing tech into it. Also i do some postfurry cyborg shit sometimes. Reprogram me. D:
Uniform (+)
Wet-look (++) sure

BDSM-RELATED FETISHES:
Asphyxiation (---)
Gore/guro (---)
Masochism (+) pull my hair and call me slut :c
Mind Control (+)
Rape (-) rape is bad but fake-noncon roleplay is okay sometimes
Sadism (+) psychological sadism mostly, unless it's claws and teeth
Scat (---) Takes degradation a little too far.
Subbing/Domming (+-) Odds are if someone is submissive i will want them to dom me and vice versa, so this often just doesn't work
Watersports (+++) A simple and effective way to tweak my degradation kink

THINGS WHICH JUST DON'T FIT ANYWHERE ELSE (aka furries):
Baby/Diaper (---) no thanks
Cub (---) near my age plz
Fat/Pudge (~) a little extra weight is okay but not like BLUBBERY WHALE FAT FAT FATFUR
Hyper (-) in the "2-foot-dong" sense, no thanks.
Inflation (-) file it under "I don't get it"
Macro/Micro (~)
Multiple body parts (~) this kind of has to be done in a very very very narrow window
Oviposition (~) i guess i could see something like this being okay ish
Plants (~)
Sinking (?) wot
Skunk spray (---)
Snuff (--)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Transformation (~) Eh I dunno, i don't like the actual process of transformation
Unbirth (~) baffling
Weight Gain (~)
Zoophilia (---) Nah

THAT V-WORD:
Anal Vore (---) baffling
Cock Vore (---) baffling
Soul Vore (---) baffling
Standard Hard Vore (---) baffling
Standard Soft Vore (---) baffling

Compilers is already robbing my soul. This is why I'm not very active.

back home

jfyi i'm a gigantic slut

defcon was pretty cool

las vegas leaves me kind of pissy also i haven't slept for a good day or so

f3ar.

I have been on various flights of fancy recently.

Anyway, for those of you following my GOOGLE CALENDAR (aka,  mbulu and nobody else) you'd know that i'm going to go to LAS VEGAS from wednesday the 29th through monday the 3rd, and then to SEATTLE from the 11th through the 19th. (july, august, august, august respectively).


FA is still not coded in front of a live studio audience, no matter what the thing just above the load-time says.


ALSO i think i get people to have sex with me by giving them backrubs

http://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comme.....tcrime_police/
http://furryne.ws/story/ct/Media-Co.....tcrime-police/

or if you're not a social networking website type:
http://forums.vivisector.org/index......pic,224.0.html

This weekend was p. cool

NOTE ME 4 DETAILZ LOL

(or just get me drunk and i will tell you all about it in public)

The theory was and always had been: this is the thing the solid citizen has no need to worry about.

Important, later all-important question: what about the hollow citizen?

Name the book, and for extra credit, try and figure out what I'm thinking about. For double-extra-credit, answer why.

I WILL BE THE ONE HACKING FA

Fur Affinity is coded in front of a live studio audience.

Thanks, bottom of the page, but this is actually bullshit

 steffo so helpfully posted out that I can't tell time. Whoops.

"June 22nd, 2009 01:45" is what it says today. I don't know what it said the past 2 days since I didn't have occasion to reload FA.

From what I've seen now, though, this little dopey escapade with the insipid messages at the bottom of the mainsite just looks like a disjointed way to call attention to itself. Maybe Dragoneer (or as nrr is certain to correct, Princess Piche) is unveiling his old gaming box as the new FA server, perhaps on this date.

Now it says "harder better faster stronger"

whoever is doing this couldn't be trying harder to be unfunny.


Also, open letter to the administration. You are completely schizophrenic in how you manage this place. There's 4 departments and none of them can get their goddamn act together to function as a coherent whole; the condition of each department is barely holding together. I understand a bit of bureaucracy, but this is simply nothing of the sort, this is incompetence to the nth degree.

"I may be a web server, but that won't stop my dream of interpretive dance!"

Is this another of Dragoneer's horrible attempts at appearing cool and with-it and funny?

Fucking fuck you. I swear. Fuck you and fuck your children. Fuck your children's children while I'm at it. Fuck off and go fuck yourselves.

(Edit: No, this is not directed at any of you. This is what happens when it's 5AM and I haven't gotten anywhere near the recommended amount of sleep)

you can't ban me from the irc! that's how i was getting my commissioners information!