I didn't go to wizard world coz it's mostly high profile celebrety signings, not comic books.

MCBA Comic Con is free to everyone, and our price for being creators is the time we take out of our lives to BE THERE in stead of creating.

http://www.mcbacomicons.com/

So visit me there and try picking up my solid brass statue of Iron Wolf. Ask me about The Office Bitch. Tell me what you think of my patreon.

ironwolfcomic.tumblr.com
alvinanddobbes.tumblr.com

May 16-17 Minnesota State Fair grounds.

I want to see you there!

https://www.patreon.com/picklejuice

I can justify guaranteeing ONE new page of Alvin and Dobbes per month, now! Three per quarter, 12 per year!

Here's the patreon video I made, which I'm really proud of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Lc746jAW4 I bet that's why you all contributed.

It's a new sensation that's sweeping the nation, because the nation is dirty and seriously should be swept at least once a week. I mean, SERIOUSLY, Carol! Donuts on the ground? THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!

*sweeps the nation*

RAFFLE!

Time to make a chart of all $3+ patrons, roll a die, and make some art!

[pulls out a giant die, muscles it up to the top of a hill, pushes it down, and runs after it]

Look out! Here it comes!

[the die crushes a fruit stand, scattering the hard working man that was inside it]

Oh, no!

[looks super surpised at the camera! The die hits a building, shattering a window and leaving a huge gash in it]

Aaah! I didn't mean for this to happen! Why did I get dice at Mt. Olympus R Us?

[12 more people are crushed under the die as it rolls willy-nilly]

Look out, Willy! Look out, Nilly!

[the die slows down as it rolls over a line of monster trucks, and finally stops.]

All right! Let's ---

=-=

Oh, NO!

[sees the die is cocked]

Gotta reroll. doesn't count!

.. If you color it for me.

I'm looking for a colourist, and "paying" him or her with the art ahead of time before I post it, plus your name on my art, plus an excuse to hone your colouring skills, plus a fun way to spend your time.

High quality Iron Wolf Issue 1 inks: (PG, PG-13 for cartoon violence, 20 comic pages)

https://onedrive.live.com/redir?res.....int=file%2czip

Displacer Sexy: (R for nudity)

https://onedrive.live.com/redir?res.....nt=photo%2cgif

Girl Dragon (PG, 10 pages)

https://onedrive.live.com/redir?res.....int=file%2czip

People who take this art and colour it well.. will get more art to colour.

Feel free to post to your account as long as you ID me as the inker.

Subject To Change is at a critical juncture right now, and there's only 1 week left to inspire my muse to veer off in a strange direction. If not? I have the next part all planned out anyway.

So take a look

alvinanddobbes.tumblr.com

And let me know where you want it to go!

Patrons get first priority, sketches, journals, TF viruses sent to them in the mail, and other cool things.

There is no TF virus. You are safe. Reading this does not make your body begin to change at my whim. You're not growing a tail right now. Fur is not covering your hands.

Nope. You're perfectly safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY5TXHghlL4

Here's the HD deluxe super huge awesoma powah Growing Dogg Boy video, now with original high quality images

The following items are marked DOWN to a more reasonable price:

http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....d-on-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....r-manspider-2/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....r-on-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-try-ogre-pop/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....kicked-around/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-high-quality/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-shaded-color/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....up-2-dog-park/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....effects-color/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-2015-version/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ny-girl-color/


The following are currently at an UNREASONABLY LOW price... and I WILL BE UPPING their prices in the future:

http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....wish-for-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....omic-for-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....e-tf-for-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....available-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ra-5-for-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-like-pie-buy/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....d-get-la-brat/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ed-is-awesome/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....o-be-upgraded/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ing-the-bitch/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....y-in-the-life/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-shaded-color/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....piders-part-1/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-for-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....3-on-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....piders-part-2/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-how-it-began/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....e-how-it-ends/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....pider-updated/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ra-4-for-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....n-on-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....amation-point/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....olus-1-sale-3/


The following are not on sale, but in stead are at very reasonable prices:

http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....stidigitation/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-purchase-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....ecial-price-3/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....discount-sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....sutra-3-4sale/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-for-sale-now/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....tastic-brazil/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....s-get-haunted/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....try-batwinged/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....make-an-omlet/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....-hunted-now-2/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....kevin-the-rat/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....lm-the-dragon/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....1-joe-subject/
http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/201.....s-and-digimon/


and that's my entire inventory at this point in time.

Here's the formula:

Round to nearest dollar amount:
$1 +
(If previously unpublished, +$1. Else +$0) +
(If adult, +$1. Else +$0) +
($0.05 X # of inked single images) +
($0.10 X # of Flat color or greyscale single images) +
($0.20 X # of cel shaded single images) +
($0.25 X # of deluxe single images) +
($0.10 X # of inked comic pages) +
($0.20 X # of flat color or greyscale comic pages) +
($0.25 X # of cel shaded comic pages) +
($0.30 X # of deluxe color comic pages)

because I have a degree in computer science. That's why. Bitches. :D

Won't be reading your replies here for a week to give the patreons first crack at it. http://www.patreon.com/picklejuice

But... We're coming to a crux in the storyline ripe for ideas. The patreons got the next page already, but the page AFTER the next one? Right now, it's what I'd like to call "the beginning of the end" for Alvin and Dobbes.

The beginning of the end is where Alvin (still stuck as the stuffed toy form of Dobbes the lion) winds up in the garbage or in a toys for tots bin... and is given to the comotose Sassy. That's not the end-end. That's the beginning of the end. More things happen. But once that event happens, the rest of the story unfolds nicely to a definite conclusion to the storyline started with page 1 of Alvin and Dobbes.

What I'm looking at right now is suggestions for HOW we get to that point. If no one reads journals and / or nothing strikes my fancy, this is the beginning of the end of alvin and dobbes, and I'll be FREE to do something else for "subject to change."

Since.. you know... it IS "subject to change..."

Matchup - Who can be more:

Xander vs Pinkie - Pointless
Cordelia vs Rarity - Vain
Westly vs Twilight - Oblivious
Buffy vs Rainbow Dash - shoot first and ask questions later
Willow vs Fluttershy - Hidden
Jiles vs Applejack - Hidebound (look it up! It's a word!)

AAAH!!!!!

*stumbles around, flailing wildly*


AAAHH!!!!

*bumps over the carefully-stacked tower of empty peanut containers*

AAAAAHHH!!!!!

*busts down the door, rolling wildly down the stairs amid the splinters of the shattered door*

AAAHH!H!!!!!!

*stands up, clutches his face and pulls it away like hot pizza dough*


WAAAHHHGGGHHHHUPHHHHH!!!!

*runs faster, and faster, and faster, until he's going 90 miles an hour, then faceplants into the side of a bank vault*

GRWAAAHHHH!!!!!

*is shot at by security guards, doesn't care*

GAFFFFFFFPPPTTBBTHT!!!!

*crawls up the wall onto the ceiling, attacks it, burrows through the bank ceiling and through to the roof, upsetting a flock of pidgeons up there*


IIIAAAHHFFF UUUHHHHHHGGH!!!!!!!!!

*slams his arms against the solid steel roof door until it buckles and unhinges and falls apart down the stairs*

NERRRAAHHH!!!!

* leaps on the falling door, riding it like a surfboard down the stairs and through the bank*

NAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

*is shot at by more guards while surf-boarding on the broken roof door, arms akimbo*

GGLLLLAAAAARRRRR!!!!

*grabs a guard, eats his gun, and shouts into his face*

I MIXED UP PAGE 19! THE PG COMIC GOT THE ADULT PAGE 19 AND THE ADULT COMIC GOT THE PG PAGE 19!

*the door slows down in the center of the busiest ciity intersection and he slams the guard into the ground, knocking him instantly unconcious*

DO

*slams again*

YOU

*slams again*

UNDERSTAND

*slams again*

HOW

*slams again*

WRONG

*slams again*

THAT

*slams again*

IS??!!!

*breathes heavily for 5 minutes, the corpse of the guard in his slothclaws slowly cooling as the military show ups and fires 30 bazookas at the evil villian The Intolerable Picklejuice....*

*Looks directly out of the computer you're reading all this on, into your eyes, and whispers in the voice of a being bereft of soul or hope*

I've corrupted it all. Everything is over. The world ends.

*presses the button, blowing up the earth so that his mistake will never be remembered by anyone*

...


...


*looks at what he's just written*

Hmmm.. I'm not sure that would actually solve anything. Anyone out there think I should give it a try, or should I just re-do the pdfs and re-upload everything and send the corrected pdfs to everyone who purchased?

Um.

Hi. I'm picklejuice.

Just made a Mutants and Masterminds version of my avatar The Intolerable Picklejuice. He's a former villian (bent on TFing the entire world, as the story goes) now superhero (still TF'ing people, but now for justice, but don't spread it around) and quite the Mary Sue now that I think about it.

It's okay. He's in with a group of other superheroes of incredible massive power so... yum.

He's even convicned two of them they were in their current form all along and were never normal ordinary humans. o.O

*hides from  zmeydros *

The DM was even kind enough to have me get caught in the act by the other players. Picklejuice was performing an unholy right of permanent transformation on a "helpless victim" (who'd paid for it, signed all the forms, and endorsed the whole "I'm going to be a victim of the evil Intolerable Picklejuice" scenario). See, he's a mary sue coz I get to TF people who want it. I get to be a dom AND a sub, submitting to the domination scenario desired and happy to fulfill it.

After stopping the unholy ceremony (giving the "victim" his money back, with a promise to try to sneak away and try again in the future) the "real" bad guys showed up and started blasting the city and harming innocent civilians.

I got to TF a Magneto-wannabe into a bunny rabbit. ^.^

In other news, just updated my patreon, showing the kind people there the preview for page 16 (page 2 of the new 4 page spread) for Alvin and Dobbes. Yup. Things are moving forward.

www.picklejuice13.com

Now in STATIC SUPERFASTER AWESOME SHOULD BE WORKING crapitude.

I might be tumblr-izing all my comics, and leaving this as a static page.

The original dynamic picklejuice13.com still exists, but I'm looking to make this a place where I can show whatever the f*ck I want without having to censor or apologize for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4krx_Wl75vE

Correction: this call happened in 1998, not 2000.

Other than that, this is 100% real, I really did get this call before I even had a store or anything.

I grew up in a small town, and I'd just graduated from college. It was the first month of me living in this apartment all by myself in the big city.

And this guy calls me up out of the blue and says this, and I kinda cracked up... and I cracked him up too.

This is a reupload: after uploading the initial version (which was seen by like 25 people), I realized I had to insert a TF at the end when I say "shazam!" So, now it's perfect.

My current store: http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com

My patreon: https://www.patreon.com/picklejuice

WHO'S WITH ME?

Well now. That feels like a rip-roaring success. Got my first modest milestone met day 1!

Extra note for anyone considering patroning:

I'll be posting the first 14 pages for free and NOT charging for anything already previously published, even including the brand new deluxe color cover. I WILL be charging once I finish pages 15, 16, 17, and 18 : (the next NEW "spread.")

Man, that video was---

oh crap, I didn't note I made a new video. :O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Lc746jAW4

Right now, gotta sleep. *hugs*

Fur Squared is coming up. Got a ride and room. Need to prep for that.

I want my patreon up and running by then and fliers for Fur Squared. Making a video for the patreon.

The latest Manspider is almost done
Dungeon of Trap commission need to email him for clarification on things.
Stroog tf working on the roughs

Going to put up more comics for sale on the pgfalcon store today if I can swing it.

How are you?

A friend said a solid "maybe" on a ride, but I'd be happier with a more "definite" please.

Anyone wanna help a pickle out?

I'm in a northern suburb of the Twin Cities, Minnesota.

Thanks!

Emails might be off. here's the current assignments.

cjqnb - nick
eipw - pheagle/hg
dkryf - mags
ahvox -th3trunch
Lgtzu - cuddle/phoenix (done and has the rest of the archive as "payment")
ms - hanner

This is partially to just try touching base with everyone. Is FA journals a better forum than email?

It's all right everyone. I'm okay.

Yes there were less than 5 who actually needed medical treatement. But if there are 767 people per hotel, 1000 hotels in America, and this sort of thing happens 1 every 10 years, it's literally less than 1 in a million chance.

It's horrible, but it's very rare.

EDIT: I initially said "19 hospitalized" which is simply untrue.

It looks better now.

Next stop: making www.picklejuce13.com work!

http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/

It looks like I'm going.

Got a few con-exclusive TF magazine comics for sale.

Ready to do art.

Lert's do this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_N0oP4LNgQ

More random audio plus a pig tf!

Visit my store please for continued life: http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/

My RL name is A.J. Pearson, and my very first comic is Iron Wolf, the first three issues currently available with full color covers at my friend's european shop: http://enrgar1991.esy.es/?post_type=product

Don't ask. It's complicated. For now, that's where Electronic copies of Iron Wolf are available.

I also sell adult steamy sexy transformation art involving everything from tigers to transgenders and a special section for spiders at http://picklejuice.pgfalcon.com/

Soon picklejuice13.com, my "main" site will reference both of those pages, and next year I'll resurrect The Office Bitch.

I'm done being paranoid about people finding out.

I want to do MORE with Iron Wolf. Josephene "Jo" Relby, Sonix the supersonic fox, is the sequel to the 5 issue Iron Wolf storyline. She changes the world even more than the live full streaming video of Iron Wolf fighting the police did in the first storyline. More than video proof of a supernatural half-man/half-wolf broadcast worldwide.

Iron Wolf is my first attempt at a "real" professional comic book attempt at a mostly mainstream storyline. The first 5 issue storyline covers a complete story of Iron Wolf being exposed on TV...

But anyway there it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sge7822YUEI

Get ready to turn down your speakers or have your ears melt off! It's Picklejuice Singing again, another parody song!