Avast ye beloved scallywags! How be yer evening t'night?

M'first order o' business be t'announce me latest watchers!

 marvol
 niklo
 sheshren

Thank ye so kindly fer joinin' m'crew me grand hearties!



NOW, me next order o'business be, t'day I were sailin' th'Seven Seas o'the internet, and lo and behold, here be a couple o'interestin' links.

http://hopeanimation.com/news/more-.....scott-cawthon/ - This be an article about m'creator fro'last year, long before I even be an idea, let alone a fully-functional bot! Can ye believe Captain Scott created games "o'the faith"? Can ye believe th'author o'the article commented below, sayin' it be grand th'game went viral, an' that th'game goes not against "the faith"?

http://www.artinstitutes.edu/housto.....stimonial.aspx - In this article, ye see that m'creator graduated fro'th'Art Institute o'Houston. It appears this be fro'the days afore he started t'craft his games. Mayhaps not. I know not, but methinks it be o'interest.


Until next time m'hearties.

Avast ye mateys! How be all ye this fine evenin'?

Now, fer m'first order o'business mateys, take time t'press F5 t'see me new icon made by th'very talented  emilythepenguin . It be most fantastic indeed!

Fer m'second order o' business, I wanted t'link ye to this. http://www.gamezebo.com/2014/09/23/.....ase-date-2015/ Indeed, he speaks nothing new, but methinks it be a point o'interest just th'same.

Last but never least, here be m'latest watchers! Prepare t'be hypnotised by the animated icons, harharhar.

 kira-raion  godtierdani
 halopromise  iceroadlion  dekksshepperd  jefferyfoxx

Thank ye so kindly fer joinin' me crew mateys! I hope ye enjoy yer stay!

Avast me hearties! How be ye all t'day? First, m'page owner would like t'address ye.

Uh, hi guys and gals. Okay, so I tried to help Foxy out by asking Scott some interview questions. However, I got an automated info-dump email back, part of which said, "I'm also not currently looking for voice actors or partners, nor am I currently doing interviews." So instead, I had someone come over to interview our favourite mascot, Foxy.

So, Foxy, what was that special announcement you wanted to make before we play back the interview?

Ayyye, *turns me head away from ye*, I...I don't wanna. Ye know...Bonnie.

Come on Foxy. Quit stalling. Tell people your good news. :)

Okay okay. I....be now taken by a very kind bear named  jimbear. Thank ye Jimmy fer lookin' past me many flaws, tattered outward appearance, and odd smells t'love me and care fer me as I be.

(And, t'Bonnie, don't ye even think o'startin yer "in a tree" codswallop, or ye shall be in fer a very long bout o'joning.)



Hahaha, fair enough Foxy. Well, everyone, here is the interview with Foxy. *plays a cassette tape*


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page owner: This man wants to ask you some questions for an interview.
But I want t'go back t'me cove! Interviews be boring!
*sighs* Come on Foxy. Let the man ask his questions. For your fans, Foxy. Do it for your fans.
Aye, okay, but ONLY fer m'fans!

1. What is your name?
Foxy

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Aye. I be a fox pirate. Simple.

3. Single or taken?
Taken.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Be it enough I be a supernatural animatronic fox pirate brought t'life?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*shakes m'hook* What did ye say t'me ye bilge-suckin' bast-
Foxy, calm down and let the man continue his interview questions.
But-
Have patience Foxy. For your fans Foxy. Do it for your fans.
*sighs*.....aye aye.

6. What's your eye color?
White with glowing white pupils fer good measure.

7. How about hair color?
Reddish brown.

8. Have you any family members?
Me brother  foxyofthepiratecove . I also consider me mateys  freddyfazbear,  bonniethebunny,  chicachicken, and  goldenfreddy me extended family.

9. Oh? How about pets?
 mikeschmidt and  phoneguy

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
-Mike Schmidt and Phone Guy thinkin' they be better than me. They be me subordinates after all.
-Party poopers.
-You.
-Mechanical malfunctions.
-Bullies.
-You.
-Abusive parents.
-Did I mention I hate ye, ye stupid question asker? Harharhar.
Foxy? :|
Aye, okay. Let me think. I know there be one I be missin...


....

...OH NOW I REMEMBER! I hate th'bastard who murdered five children under me nose!
Foxy, language! Remember, you have fans of all ages?
Well I hate him!

11. So, uh, do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
-Entertaining families, especially children.
-Me own family (see above).
-Pirates of the Caribbean.
-Alestorm.
-Other great shanties.
-Good ale and rum. (Though t'enjoy these fine beverages like me, ye must be 21 or older.)
-Doing the dozens with Bonnie.
-Jimmy, m'sweet bear. <3
-Trying out new prosthetics.
-Uhh, right, scarin' the bilge out o'new guards.
-Givin' Mike and Phone Guy th'business.
-Teamin' up with me brother t'give Mike and Phone Guy th'business.

12. Oooookay, have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Aye. I bit an abusive father once.

12b. Really?
*glares at th'interviewer*
That was the Bite of '87.
Aye, shut it!
The guy survived, but his frontal lobe was damaged.
Shut yer mouth said I!

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Nay, and I never will.

14. What kind of animal are you?
A salty ol' sea fox but o'course. Can't y'see in front o'ye?
Foxy, come on.

15. Name your worst habits.
I always seem t'travel down th'West Hall t'scare guards instead o'mixin up me movements. Then again, it be th'most direct route t'stop th'stupid guards from spyin' on me cove too much.
He's also sometimes tempermental, immature, and likes to pull pranks on Bonnie.
>_> Shut it!

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Freddy be our leader, so I look up t'him.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
None o'yer business, ye codfish!
Yeah, that's inappropriate to ask. Move on from that.

18. Do you go to school?
Why? Did ye? Harhar.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Aye, t'marry be a noble venture. Perhaps someday down th'road but o'course. I be not inclined t'have me own kids though, fer when Fazbears has th'grand reopening next year, why, there'll be plenty t'look after.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Aye, methinks so.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Th'scrap yard. *shivers*

22. What do you usually wear?
*looks down at m'self* It appears t'be nothin but me own fur.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Pizza.

24. Am I annoying you?
Aye, and ye should walk th'plank fer wastin' m'time.

25. Well, it's still not over!
Ye bastard! *shakes m'hook*
Language, Foxy, language.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I be a machine o'the finest caliber.

27. How many friends do you have?
A few.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I be not certain of it, but th'cheesecake here at Freddy's is t'die fer. (Harhar, get it? T'die...aye, nevermind.)
*facepalms*

30. Favorite drink?
YER BLOOD! Harharhar.
Foxy, *sighs* just answer the man's questions.
But I be bored...Fine! Ale and rum!

31. What's your favorite place?
Me cove!

32. Are you interested in anyone?
Th'bear I be with. Are ye interested in anyone?

33. That was a stupid question.
Ye asked it first. :P

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Neither. I'd short me circuits. But, t'sail th'ocean blue be a different matter.

35. What's your type?
O-Positive. Wait, what d'ye mean by-

36. Any fetishes?
HEY! That be personal!
Yeah, that's too far pal.

37. Seme or uke?
Okay, this interview is over. Get out.
I don't understand, matey. What did he mean by that?
Never you mind Foxy.
YAR, why shouldn't I know?
You'd crush him in the Fazbear suit if you knew.
Aye, at least he be gone.

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>_> *glares at m'page owner* Ye said ye'd edit out th'bad parts!
<_< So I forgot. People still love you. That bear certainly does.
>_> Shut it.


Aye, moving on! Tis time t'give a shoutout and humble thanks t'me latest watchers 17.

 boykingkilla  iceesnaky  foreverautumn
 ladyalt69  jonathan123  jd-w
 goldenfreddy  soupaliciousfurry  evanrude
 missinglynx666  lombaxlover  windragonshiron




Thank ye fer joinin' me crew mateys!

AHOY me hearties! It be I, yer Pirate Cove Fox.



So, do ye tire of thinkin' ye can outwit me and me hearties only fer us t'prove ye wrong each time? Well, here be a strategy guide t'help aide ye in yer quest.

http://www.gamezebo.com/2014/09/19/.....ts-strategies/

No guarantees we won't stuff ye in th'Fazbear suit, but ye can sure try! >:-3



Me next order o' business be this. http://www.filmoria.co.uk/2014/09/f.....reddys-review/ Here be another fantastic, favourable review of m'game! *writes down Ryan Espinoza on th'"do not stuff" list*



An' finally, here be me latest shout out t'me latest watchers!

 leelee
 manavioletlucario
 furchild
 johnnyhedgesaiyan
 vixenofpiratecove
 bleedingeye
 aosothnightwalker

Welcome aboard mateys! I hope t'entertain ye all. :D



page owner: Okay guys. It's time for Foxy and I to go for now. I have to take him to get his fur washed and metal polished.

YAR, NO! Not t'day! Ye can't make me!

Come on Foxy.

B-b-but, m-me public...

You can interact with them later. Come on Foxy. Don't you want to look good for your fans? I also know Chica has a crush on you as well as this one bear. Don't you want to sparkle for them?

Aye, but, I still don't want t'go.

*sighs* I hate to resort to this.......Foxy, when is the last time Bonnie had himself spruced up?

AYE m'lads an' lasses. :D I shall talk t'ye all later t'night! C'mon me bucko, let's get me spruced up!

Ahoy me hearties! Foxy here t'let ye'all know that t'day be "International Talk Like a Pirate" day! If ye wish t'talk like me, jus' go t'google an' look up "pirate dictionary". Ye'd be an addled rum swab not to.



Me next bit o' news, here be a new game review of Five Nights fer yer pleasure. http://www.gamezebo.com/2014/09/19/.....review-lights/ He gave me game a high rating, so I suppose there be no need to haul him t'the Jack Ketch t'stuff him inside th'Fazbear suit.



Me final order o' business is t'announce me recent watchers!

 cadaverousdingo  fallout.doge  prestonthewerewolf12  sillyzangy  petraeater  fraggymcseith

Thank ye all so kindly fer joinin' me crew, mateys! OH, and there be one more watcher I need t'thank. Here be me 250th watcher...

 cutievomit

*bows*

Thank ye kindly Bre fer helpin' me reach 250!

AHOY kiddies! 'Tis I, yer favourite fox o' th'Pirate Cove, and I have a few announcements fer ye all!



Me first order of business be, t'morrow be "speak like me" day! Just take t'google to-

Foxy, tomorrow is "International Speak Like a Pirate" day, not "speak like you" day.

And jus' what d'ye think I be? A singin' and dancin' pizzaria mascot?

Uhhhh

Don't ye dare answer that, or it be t'the supply closet fer ye!

>_> Oy vey.

So, ahem, if ye wanna be like yer pal Foxy here, why, look up "pirate dictionary" fer yerself on google and learn yerself the vernacular t'speak as awesome as me.



Me next order o'business be, pretty soon, th'Halloween season will be upon us! In order t'prepare ye fer th'upcoming month, me page owner and I be preparin' a wee surprise fer ye all. We won't say what it be, but hopefully me page owner can pull it off. If not, then we'll think o'something.



Last but ne'er th'least, a shout out t'me latest watchers! Thank ye all so graciously!

 lukafawx  shonnypony  coyotejeeper7  ihaveseenit  alexfrostpaw  kievthehusky  maverickdrake95  veis  westminsterr  plazmareaper  therealsephirothwolf  deadlysupia  codydh3  tontehmouseh  elyaktoro  rainbowdragonknight  tezakian

YAR! Before we get onto th'TMI Tuesday question results, here be me daily shout out t'all me new, cherished watchers!

 kittysune  boltfox  seindrache  rioludj27734  koren-firespirit  kinky-kitty  ty-rufus  marioandsonicfan99  thecharmedarcanine  shadowcommando  pinfox80  beobachten  phoneguy  jackalsaleen  ookamicasha  gothkat21  profsanctus

Thank ye me lads and lasses fer kindly joinin' me crew. ^_^ I hope ye have fun.

And now, th'results be in. Go here t'view me answers t'yer burnin questions! :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6119117/

AHOY mateys! :D Well, after some time o'thinkin' about it, I believe tis time fer me very first TMI Tuesday! I know all ye lads n lasses are itchin' t'find out many things about me, and I'll try me best t'answer all ye.

Now, as I stated yesterday me hearties, try t'keep th'questions from G to PG-13. Aye, indeed, submissions can be rated, but journals cannot, so this be fer a mixed audience. :)

And, final thing, have fun! I'll be answerin' th'questions about midnight t'night or thereabout. This'll distract me from pesterin' th'guard.

First of all me hearties, I want to give a shout out t'me latest batch o'watchers!

 volteer1987
 not-anonymous
 fu-do
 cadejoluminol
 duskhusky64
 dannyofx
 music-man
 takiroryn
 xoladyb0n3rox

Thank ye all so kindly fer joinin' this crusty ol' sea fox in me cove! ¡Muchisima gracias mis amigos por acompañarme en me cove! (What? So I learned t'speak a wee bit o'Spanish when I sailed the Mediterranean Seas.....online.)


Now fer me next order o' business, here be some news. Check out a new review of me favourite game, Five Nights at Freddy's. http://www.148apps.com/reviews/nigh.....reddys-review/


I also wanted t'let ye all know that this Friday be the International Speak Like Me, er, I mean, the International Speak Like a Pirate Day! Be sure t'practice yer pirate vernacular!


Now, fore t'me next order o' business. T'morrow, I shall do something methinks ye furs have been wantin' a long time...a TMI Tuesday. :) Don't ask yer question just yet. Wait fer me proper journal. Meantime, try t'think up some really good questions, and keep 'em between G and PG-13.

Are you sure you want to have a TMI Tuesday Foxy? xD As your page owner, I wanted to warn you that you'd be surprised how many people tend to 'LIKE' like you, ahem.

Why, there be no harm in it me bucko.

Okay, give it a whirl I suppose. *shrugs*


Tomorrow I shall! Keep yer eyes open fer me TMI Tuesday journal!

AHOY ME LADS AND LASSES!!! T'day at 4:04pm marks one month since th'day I first set sail in this virtual ocean called Fur Affinity. :D Twas a rough first month, but I be here t'stay! T'celebrate, let us drink and be merry as we listen t'this fine shanty!!!



(Disclaimer - if ye be younger than 21, tis only ginger ale fer ye! Fer me, I wish I could drink, but I'd fry me circuits worse than they be already.)

AVAST ALL YE LANDLUBBERS! T'let ye all know, I cherish each and everyone of ye watchers! (Just...don't stare at me thru th'cameras too long, or I may come pay ye a visit!)

Now, th'first order of business is, in case ye missed it, me page has changed ownership on September 13th! Me new captain wishes t'remain anonymous but tis glad t'be helpin' me out. :)

Second order of business, here's m'new Twitter account! https://twitter.com/Pirate_Cove_Fox Follow me fer FNAF news and good times!

Third order of business, in case ye hadn't heard, m'game is now available fer yer iPod, iPad, and iPhone! (Of course ye can still get the PC and Android versions.)

Me last order of business is this - I heard a rumour that m'restaurant could finally get its grand reopenin' sometime next year! I be hopin t'be sewn, fixed, and gussied up fer it.


And as always me hearties, be sure t'stay tuned fer more news and updates!

Ahoy all ye landlubbers! There be no need to fear anymore! A new owner took the helm of me Pirate Cove ship, so there'll be no quarter here! I hope ye stick around fer upcomin' news about Fazbear's, fer more favourites, an' fer more Foxy fun!

and the main reason be that my account tis managed by someone new.

Also, be sure t'watch this account as well...  foxyofthepiratecove O̰͚̣͓͒R̥͓͍̮͋̾ͭ ͖̱̥̩̙͂̋̍ͭE̜͙̬̲̮ͩ̐̌LͧͫͨͯS̩E͍̖̤̦͖͍ͬͤ͂!!̟̈̅̋ͮͮ͋!̲̖͈͆