I just thought this was too good to pass up.


1.YOUR REAL NAME:
-ninja'd-

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Ann Champion

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Francis Saiauro

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Tulli

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Okapi

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Francia Saiauro Nürnberg

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Mai Tai

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Liau

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cake Batter Sugar

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Molly Wüstenbruck

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Tulizzle

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name):
Ilfrnaiau

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Mollie

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Fly High Mint

Something silly to write in for the new year. Fun times, martian style~!

So... for the new years I'm trying to figure out exactly what it is that I want to do with my life.

And as much as I had wanted to try and become an illustrator for a gaming company, I'm thinking maybe that's something that I should see as a hobby and not a real career anymore and start looking at something else.

Maybe psychology...? Since something prevents me from striking up the military life that I'm already familiar with, I just don't wake up at 4 in the morning to run PTAs.

Anybody else planning something future-life-changing for the new years?

BATMAN HATES FURRIES! -dieslaughing-

No, really, I'll scan the page and post it later. My roommate brought it in and showed me, because he hates Batman, but really likes Superman and in this comic everything is just weird with lots of freak deaths. But I won't say more for those who want to read it for themselves.

It makes me smile and makes me think he's a complete jack-ass even more so aside from his constant 'OMG, my parents are dead!' complaint.

from the comic "Superman|Batman- Absolute Power"

I got tagged on DA, but most have either passed away or just don't use it anymore and I can't remember my password to SA, so I'll post here.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

--Haha, sorry child. Your 'grandfather' started it. She giggles with malicious glee.--

Dear Chroma102:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetischism .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

P.e.

Tagging time!

 chroma102
 masterzero
 rotarr
 neko_blak
 zethias
 elphias

This is just to remind me of what I did for the 2008 elections.

Got home from class, ran through the streets with the peoples carrying metal bowls, watched fireworks barefoot and listened to people blaring their car horns, all of this concluding with the police driving by and us running back to the dorms.

Afterwards.... internet hilarity.

Best election night EVAR.

So, hi. I figured I have this journal to my disposal to rant and praise about, might as well use it to rant to myself, and of course to remind myself when I re-tell this story to friends and loved ones, about the things that should not be seen at a renaissance fair. Just to add reason to the complaint, though it may be considered petty.

Definition of Renaissance:
- the activity, spirit, or time of the great revival of art, literature, and learning in Europe beginning in the 14th century and extending to the 17th century, marking the transition from the medieval to the modern world.

-of, pertaining to, or suggestive of the European Renaissance of the 14th through the 17th centuries: Renaissance attitudes.

In short, a renaissance fair is to re-live these times of the PAST CENTURIES. May they be greek, italian, arabian, moroccan, english, irish, scottish, gaelic, basically anything that isn't seen -commonly- today. So, when seeing things such as peasants, jesters on stilts and kings and queens, even arabian traders in colorful adornment, that's appropriate. Even drows from World of Warcraft are still acceptable.

However, seeing a man dressed as the Joker in a nurse outfit, Gaara with a fluffy Sand Gourd, Obi Wan walking and laughing with Darth Maul, and the Hat and Clogs guy from Bleach are NOT ACCEPTABLE. So, okay. I have no right to judge, this was my first ren fair. But I have to agree with my [anonymous] friend, who was very tempted to curb-stomp a few of the cosplayers. The idea was a tad extreme, but it still made us smile. Even so, Dr. Doom from Fantastic 4, it seemed, did attempt to dress in the medieval attire, but couldn't leave his secret identity open to the world and just -had- to wear the mask along with the emerald cloak. SO CLOSE to success!

Alas, still so far away.

TO THE JOKER WHO IS NOT ORIGINAL- Wrong place, wrong time. Completely. Stop raping one of the greatest evil villains around, not to mention the memory of Heath Ledger, by over-killing this now-everywhere-to-be-seen character! Aside from the lack of creativity, he isn't even medieval! 11 more days of keeping your secret in the closet wouldn't kill you and, believe me, would have left your unknown name a LOT more unbashed. Because we did bash and will most likely continue to bash. For a general note, because I am part of the viking clan and I did indeed witness this with the viking clan, the universal laws against bashing have been uplifted from us during such events.

TO GAARA- Although Japan did go through a time of Renaissance, you were not part of it. Shun to the ultimate.

OBI WAN and DARTH MAUL- Just because you are from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away does not exempt you. You're on EARTH with the EARTHIAN renaissance. Keep with the tradition.

HAT AND CLOGS PERSON- ... I just don't like you. At all. I don't know you and you probably do have a wonderful personality and character that would leave me charmed to be your friend for the next three lifetimes, but I have no interest in finding out, figure I have enough friends and can sacrifice the opportunity of befriending you by just saying I don't like you. Even if you'll never hear me say it to your face, only because I've forgotten what you looked like and didn't get a close enough look the first time, because my eyes directly wandered to the hat and I automatically fell into a cry of disgust. So yes. I just don't like you.

And this concludes my first entry.

On a side note, anyone who can get to a ren fair should, because they have the most wonderful turkey legs and cheesecakes on a stick, as well as pickles and "italian" ice cream, which really isn't, but it's creative, so I won't complain.