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Posted 13 years agoSo there's apparently some super awesome guy, namely 
faction87, who is willing to pay for you to get a story commission in order to promote the opening for business of one 
gingersnapskunk.
I myself will not be entering because I am a close person friend of the duo
and I feel like it would be a bit unfair. But you totally should. I mean, free story, like...totally free. What do you have to lose?
And she writes about almost any fetish you could possibly have, so no need to worry about not being able to get whatever you want done.
But yeah, I'm rambling. Go here and be one of the first five people to say that you would like a commission and, bam. One free $6 commission. Which will net you 3-5 pages, but that doesn't mean you can't throw in a little scratch of your own and get more pages. That is always encouraged.
Idea to support stolen from craniallyraped which was posted here.
faction87, who is willing to pay for you to get a story commission in order to promote the opening for business of one 
gingersnapskunk. I myself will not be entering because I am a close person friend of the duo
and I feel like it would be a bit unfair. But you totally should. I mean, free story, like...totally free. What do you have to lose? And she writes about almost any fetish you could possibly have, so no need to worry about not being able to get whatever you want done.
But yeah, I'm rambling. Go here and be one of the first five people to say that you would like a commission and, bam. One free $6 commission. Which will net you 3-5 pages, but that doesn't mean you can't throw in a little scratch of your own and get more pages. That is always encouraged.
Idea to support stolen from
craniallyraped which was posted here.Free Art for Species List.
Posted 13 years agoSo this cool person is doing a free art giveaway to people with different species. I know I'm gonna go for a slot and you totally should to, I mean, it's free. What do you have to lose?
At least watch them. They do good work.
Link to the awesomeness. - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4039068/
At least watch them. They do good work.
Link to the awesomeness. - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4039068/
Free badge raffle! Super cute artwork.
Posted 13 years agoSo there's this artist who does suuuper cute work. And she's raffling off a badge! Like totally free! WHY ARE YOU NOT ENTERING THIS WITH ME!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3992907/
BAM THERE'S THE LINK! GO NOW!
Fill it out. Or don't. At least watch her. She's pretty cool.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3992907/
BAM THERE'S THE LINK! GO NOW!
Fill it out. Or don't. At least watch her. She's pretty cool.
This Sex Meme that no one will answer and everyone is doing
Posted 13 years agoYep. I'm on the bandwagon.
Don't hate me Rhapsody.
Me
Role: Switch. But I am primarily Dominant.
Species: Wolf
Age: 21
Sign: Cancer
Build: Little Extra.
Size: 5' 11"
Answer these:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it
8: Kissing or No
9: Looking at or Looking away?
Don't hate me Rhapsody.
Me
Role: Switch. But I am primarily Dominant.
Species: Wolf
Age: 21
Sign: Cancer
Build: Little Extra.
Size: 5' 11"
Answer these:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it
8: Kissing or No
9: Looking at or Looking away?
Free art you say?
Posted 13 years agoSo there's this awesome person 
Diamondstripe, who is actually two people 
merged together, and they're/it's doing a free art raffle and y'all should totally go join it and try and win.
Linkity to the contest.
Make sure you're +watching them page of Diamondstripe, and while you're at it might as well watch Fish & Vox, because they're pretty rad too.
Diamondstripe, who is actually two people 
merged together, and they're/it's doing a free art raffle and y'all should totally go join it and try and win. Linkity to the contest.
Make sure you're +watching them page of Diamondstripe, and while you're at it might as well watch Fish & Vox, because they're pretty rad too.
Mate Meme Thing
Posted 13 years ago1. Who eats more?
Peperment and I are probably tied.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Idk....me. There.
3. Who is the morning person?
Me. Most definitely. We all suck with mornings but I don't have problems dragging myself out of bed. The other two do.
4. Who sings better?
They'll tell you it's me. I think I suck.
5. Who's older?
In order. Rhapsody, Peper, Me. Rhap is one month older than Peper and he is two months older than me.
6. Who's smarter?
Peper. He knows the most. Lol. Then me and Rhap are kinda tied. But he's more books and stuff and I'm more Math.
7. Whose temper is worse?
When Rhap is mad he's on a war path and everyone should get out of the way.
8. Who cries more?
Rhap.
9. How did you meet?
I met Peper in 10 grade because we both joined the Robotics Team at our school. I met Rhap the year after through a friend.
10. Where are you both from?
Long Island. Different towns.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine. I have a size 13 shoe.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine. Lol. It's almost down to my butt.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Peper. Then me. Then Rhap. Pep knows EVERYTHING. I know how to build them and fix them and stuff. Rhap knows how to turn it on and get to Sai. That's it.
14. Do they have pets? How about you?
I have two cats. Pep has nothing as of now. And Rhap has a dog and two gerbils.
15. Do you plan on getting married?
I think it's illegal...
16. Who's the most stubborn?
Rhap and Pep are way more stubborn than I am. Trying to make them change their minds is so hard.
17. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Me. I always have to settle fights between them.
18. Who asked who out?
Weird. Back in the day, Pep asked me out. We broke up. I asked Rhap out. We broke up. [SO HE COULD GO DATE PEP, I GOT LEFT FOR MY BEST FRIEND.] Then they asked me out recently.
19. Who's more sensitive?
Pep. He's so ladylike.
20. Who's taller?
Pep. He's like 6'3", I'm like 5'11", and Rhap is like 5'3"
21. Who has more friends?
Me. I think...
22. Who has more siblings?
Rhapsody. He is the youngest of 7. I'm the oldest of 5. and Peper is the youngest of 4.
23. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me. If I wasn't around to make decisions and settle fights they would just sit there staring at one another.
Peperment and I are probably tied.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Idk....me. There.
3. Who is the morning person?
Me. Most definitely. We all suck with mornings but I don't have problems dragging myself out of bed. The other two do.
4. Who sings better?
They'll tell you it's me. I think I suck.
5. Who's older?
In order. Rhapsody, Peper, Me. Rhap is one month older than Peper and he is two months older than me.
6. Who's smarter?
Peper. He knows the most. Lol. Then me and Rhap are kinda tied. But he's more books and stuff and I'm more Math.
7. Whose temper is worse?
When Rhap is mad he's on a war path and everyone should get out of the way.
8. Who cries more?
Rhap.
9. How did you meet?
I met Peper in 10 grade because we both joined the Robotics Team at our school. I met Rhap the year after through a friend.
10. Where are you both from?
Long Island. Different towns.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine. I have a size 13 shoe.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine. Lol. It's almost down to my butt.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Peper. Then me. Then Rhap. Pep knows EVERYTHING. I know how to build them and fix them and stuff. Rhap knows how to turn it on and get to Sai. That's it.
14. Do they have pets? How about you?
I have two cats. Pep has nothing as of now. And Rhap has a dog and two gerbils.
15. Do you plan on getting married?
I think it's illegal...
16. Who's the most stubborn?
Rhap and Pep are way more stubborn than I am. Trying to make them change their minds is so hard.
17. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Me. I always have to settle fights between them.
18. Who asked who out?
Weird. Back in the day, Pep asked me out. We broke up. I asked Rhap out. We broke up. [SO HE COULD GO DATE PEP, I GOT LEFT FOR MY BEST FRIEND.] Then they asked me out recently.
19. Who's more sensitive?
Pep. He's so ladylike.
20. Who's taller?
Pep. He's like 6'3", I'm like 5'11", and Rhap is like 5'3"
21. Who has more friends?
Me. I think...
22. Who has more siblings?
Rhapsody. He is the youngest of 7. I'm the oldest of 5. and Peper is the youngest of 4.
23. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me. If I wasn't around to make decisions and settle fights they would just sit there staring at one another.
This meme thing that no one will answer. [Sex Meme]
Posted 13 years agoJust for fun.
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? or have me all to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Stolen from
RabidHarlequin
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? or have me all to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Stolen from
RabidHarlequinFree. High. Quality. Art. That's all I need to say.
Posted 13 years agoSo this super cool artist I watch named 
Neko-Maya is doing up some free art.
Not only is the art good. [whisper] It's free! [/whisper]
So if you aren't following Neko then what are you waiting for?
EXACTLY! Nothing. You have no reason to not be.
So go. Now. Watch. Win.
Oh shit...I never linked you. There.
Now back to topic. Go. Watch. Unless you're already watching...in which case, unwatch and then watch again.
I mean what's not to like about this? Great art? Free stuff? Well good sir if you don't like these things then I suggest you leave because you're fucking weird.
Are you still reading this? Why? What's wrong with you?
The scallops have gone cold!
*Achem*...Sorry...too much Hell's Kitchen as of late.
What was that link again? BAM!
Have you forgotten already? Seriously? I'm not gonna post it again.... {<--That last period...is another link...}
Neko-Maya is doing up some free art. Not only is the art good. [whisper] It's free! [/whisper]
So if you aren't following Neko then what are you waiting for?
EXACTLY! Nothing. You have no reason to not be.
So go. Now. Watch. Win.
Oh shit...I never linked you. There.
Now back to topic. Go. Watch. Unless you're already watching...in which case, unwatch and then watch again.
I mean what's not to like about this? Great art? Free stuff? Well good sir if you don't like these things then I suggest you leave because you're fucking weird.
Are you still reading this? Why? What's wrong with you?
The scallops have gone cold!
*Achem*...Sorry...too much Hell's Kitchen as of late.
What was that link again? BAM!
Have you forgotten already? Seriously? I'm not gonna post it again.... {<--That last period...is another link...}
Anthrocon Meme Thing
Posted 13 years agoA lot of people don't watch me and won't care about this but I'm a guy who jumps on the bandwagon.
Conventions Name:
Anthrocon you fool.
Website:
I refuse to answer this. Google was invented for a reason.
Transportation type:
Driving...Cause a half hour flight is pointless and costly.
Hotel you're staying at:
Westin. That's right. You're jelly.
Dates:
Wednesday-Monday
Rooming with:
peperment
merle RabidHarlequin
Gender:
Male.
Description (out of suit):
LONG Brown hair. Blue eyes. Chin beard. DeWalt boots.
Fursuit(s):
I do not own one. Sadly.
Relationship Status:
Dating peperment and RabidHarlequin
Relationship Type:
Long-term.
Who you will be with a majority of the time:
Probably my mates/friends. Or wandering around the Zoo with RabidHarlequin who thinks I will leave him a lone ever.
Main purpose for attending:
To go to Anthrocon?
Where you usually eat:
Where ever there are Noms.
Parties:
If you invite me. I will come...that came out kind of dirty...
Fursuiting:
Nope.
Daily activities:
Panels. Swooning.
Nightly Activities:
Sleep? Partying? [HINT]
What time I usually go to bed and get up:
Whenever I feel like it and usually before everyone else in my room and then I shower before everyone is all "But I have a thing I want to go to"
Do you talk out of suit:
UGHGHGGUHGU Too many questions about suits.
Do you talk in suit:
FUCK OFF
Rules of engagement out of suit:
"I'm a huge hugger. I love physical contact. Though please don't try to just shove your tongue down my throat? Ew. Snuggles and hugs and even hand holding is encouraged. Though please don't ever hug me from behind. I get just a bit nervous."
Quotes from RabidHarlequin I'm pretty much the same. And if you try and shove your tongue down his or peperment throats you shall perish and no one shall ever discover your remains.
Rules of engagements in suit:
I'll kill you...
How far is too far:
You'll know when you hit the floor.
Can I dance with you:
But of course. I love to dance.
Can I take pictures with you:
Like you'd want too?
Can I buy you things:
Again. No one knows me. At all. If you feel the urge go for it. Lol.
Best communication medium to reach you:
Phone. Note me for it. [Again. No one will. Meh. I'll live. Lol.]
Conventions Name:
Anthrocon you fool.
Website:
I refuse to answer this. Google was invented for a reason.
Transportation type:
Driving...Cause a half hour flight is pointless and costly.
Hotel you're staying at:
Westin. That's right. You're jelly.
Dates:
Wednesday-Monday
Rooming with:
peperment
merle RabidHarlequinGender:
Male.
Description (out of suit):
LONG Brown hair. Blue eyes. Chin beard. DeWalt boots.
Fursuit(s):
I do not own one. Sadly.
Relationship Status:
Dating
peperment and RabidHarlequinRelationship Type:
Long-term.
Who you will be with a majority of the time:
Probably my mates/friends. Or wandering around the Zoo with
RabidHarlequin who thinks I will leave him a lone ever. Main purpose for attending:
To go to Anthrocon?
Where you usually eat:
Where ever there are Noms.
Parties:
If you invite me. I will come...that came out kind of dirty...
Fursuiting:
Nope.
Daily activities:
Panels. Swooning.
Nightly Activities:
Sleep? Partying? [HINT]
What time I usually go to bed and get up:
Whenever I feel like it and usually before everyone else in my room and then I shower before everyone is all "But I have a thing I want to go to"
Do you talk out of suit:
UGHGHGGUHGU Too many questions about suits.
Do you talk in suit:
FUCK OFF
Rules of engagement out of suit:
"I'm a huge hugger. I love physical contact. Though please don't try to just shove your tongue down my throat? Ew. Snuggles and hugs and even hand holding is encouraged. Though please don't ever hug me from behind. I get just a bit nervous."
Quotes from
RabidHarlequin I'm pretty much the same. And if you try and shove your tongue down his or peperment throats you shall perish and no one shall ever discover your remains.Rules of engagements in suit:
I'll kill you...
How far is too far:
You'll know when you hit the floor.
Can I dance with you:
But of course. I love to dance.
Can I take pictures with you:
Like you'd want too?
Can I buy you things:
Again. No one knows me. At all. If you feel the urge go for it. Lol.
Best communication medium to reach you:
Phone. Note me for it. [Again. No one will. Meh. I'll live. Lol.]
Rad Fursuit Auction
Posted 13 years agoSo there's this rad fursuit raffle going on until the 11th. [That's a week away in case you can't do math.]
The winner gets a free partial. [You gotta pay shipping but I mean fursuits can go into the thousands of dollars range. Shipping is a small price to pay.]
Raffle run by
blisk [Whom you have to be watching to enter.]
The raffle can be found here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3426368/
Go enter that shit. It's like lotto. Gotta be in it to win it.
Good luck to all.
The winner gets a free partial. [You gotta pay shipping but I mean fursuits can go into the thousands of dollars range. Shipping is a small price to pay.]
Raffle run by
blisk [Whom you have to be watching to enter.]The raffle can be found here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3426368/
Go enter that shit. It's like lotto. Gotta be in it to win it.
Good luck to all.
Streaming Vidja Games. Come watch.
Posted 13 years agoThere's the link. Were doing a bunch of shit. Ask us to do a different game if you'd like. Were pretty open.
http://www.twitch.tv/narcian?utm_ca.....tm_source=live
http://www.twitch.tv/narcian?utm_ca.....tm_source=live
I'm so excited! [And I just can't hide it.]
Posted 14 years agoSo It's official. I'm going to Anthrocon. I'm so fucking happy. Our tickets are booked. Our room is booked. Staying at the Weston! I have the best and most awesome people in my life. I'm so happy. I love the world.
This truth thing I did for no reason.
Posted 14 years agoTaken from 
FennecFur
From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Okay then...
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Lets see...well 8 months ago is June and if memory serves correct, [it does] I started dating my most recent ex on June 6th 2011. [See that ladies? I guy who remembers an anniversary. Lol.]
What do you carry with you at all times?
My wallet, phone, and keys.
Are you a cuddler?
Indeed I am.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Two folding chairs, a metal suitcase with two BB Pistols in it, and some boardgames.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
My super best friend Gin, who has a profile on here and has never used it.
How are you feeling?
I just woke up [Yes at 5 in the afternoon.] so I'm feeling a bit tired and hungry.
Is something wrong right now?
Oh yes. Lots. But I don't care.
Are you mad at someone?
A little.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
They don't really matter to me in the sense of "Oh , they are ugly. I will not date them."
But I do tend to date chubbier girls. [Really anyone not a twig has looks I like.]
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I just woke up...nothing.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
I'm going to have to say 4. Though one is more "best" than the others.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Will tomorrow somehow be different than today?
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
2. My first ex, and my most recent ex.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
I don't really know what this asking...I guess top?
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
There's one I know of. If there are more please tell me.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Last night. Like 2am-ish. I don't really like to use "ex" though because she's more of a friend than an ex is normally thought of as being.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Every now and again. I love watching netflix late at night.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Yes.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nope.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Yeah.
Where is the person you like right now?
Idk, probably home. I'm gonna go text her and see what she is up to. Lol.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A cigarette.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Not this.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
That's tough. In a "They're really beautiful" sense I like a nice smile, pretty eyes, curves.
In a "They're hot" sense I like nice asses.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup. Best funeral ever.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
I can. I did for a while just recently.
Could you cry right now?
Like on cue? Or cause I'm sad? 'Cause ether.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Some are cool.
Did you enjoy your day today?
It just started asshole.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nope. Will have one soon though and I will post pics.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Yes. Not sure where though. I thought about a septum piercing.
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Yes.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Fast food the other night.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ginny.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
I wish my life had some direction.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
Ginny, Ryan, Jimmy, Taylor. You guys don't know them by these names. But I do.
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Playing Minecraft.
Do you hold grudges?
Nope.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yup.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
I'm bi. So...positive.
Who was your last text from?
Ryan.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
Anthrocon.
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Oh yes. So shy.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes. I have NO clue why though.
What color is your camera?
Phone colored.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
I don't know which of two people hurt me worse...I guess my dad. And no.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
As long as I feel like putting in the effort to hide them. No one will know.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Yes.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
I don't know to be honest.
By the way, what is your name?
Edward.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Usually.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
An old Vans hoodie I picked up early in High School. It's a little ripped up but I love it.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
FennecFurFrom now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Okay then...
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Lets see...well 8 months ago is June and if memory serves correct, [it does] I started dating my most recent ex on June 6th 2011. [See that ladies? I guy who remembers an anniversary. Lol.]
What do you carry with you at all times?
My wallet, phone, and keys.
Are you a cuddler?
Indeed I am.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Two folding chairs, a metal suitcase with two BB Pistols in it, and some boardgames.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
My super best friend Gin, who has a profile on here and has never used it.
How are you feeling?
I just woke up [Yes at 5 in the afternoon.] so I'm feeling a bit tired and hungry.
Is something wrong right now?
Oh yes. Lots. But I don't care.
Are you mad at someone?
A little.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
They don't really matter to me in the sense of "Oh , they are ugly. I will not date them."
But I do tend to date chubbier girls. [Really anyone not a twig has looks I like.]
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I just woke up...nothing.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
I'm going to have to say 4. Though one is more "best" than the others.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Will tomorrow somehow be different than today?
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
2. My first ex, and my most recent ex.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
I don't really know what this asking...I guess top?
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
There's one I know of. If there are more please tell me.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Last night. Like 2am-ish. I don't really like to use "ex" though because she's more of a friend than an ex is normally thought of as being.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Every now and again. I love watching netflix late at night.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Yes.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nope.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Yeah.
Where is the person you like right now?
Idk, probably home. I'm gonna go text her and see what she is up to. Lol.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A cigarette.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Not this.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
That's tough. In a "They're really beautiful" sense I like a nice smile, pretty eyes, curves.
In a "They're hot" sense I like nice asses.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup. Best funeral ever.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
I can. I did for a while just recently.
Could you cry right now?
Like on cue? Or cause I'm sad? 'Cause ether.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Some are cool.
Did you enjoy your day today?
It just started asshole.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nope. Will have one soon though and I will post pics.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Yes. Not sure where though. I thought about a septum piercing.
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Yes.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Fast food the other night.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ginny.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
I wish my life had some direction.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
Ginny, Ryan, Jimmy, Taylor. You guys don't know them by these names. But I do.
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Playing Minecraft.
Do you hold grudges?
Nope.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yup.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
I'm bi. So...positive.
Who was your last text from?
Ryan.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
Anthrocon.
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Oh yes. So shy.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes. I have NO clue why though.
What color is your camera?
Phone colored.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
I don't know which of two people hurt me worse...I guess my dad. And no.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
As long as I feel like putting in the effort to hide them. No one will know.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Yes.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
I don't know to be honest.
By the way, what is your name?
Edward.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Usually.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
An old Vans hoodie I picked up early in High School. It's a little ripped up but I love it.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
Steal this from me all who see it. Cause there's only gonna be like two. Super Awesome Fursuit Raffle
Posted 14 years agoSo there's this super awesome...ummm...team? [Says partner] Of Fursuit makers who are doing a raffle to win a partial.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3096413/ [BAM]
You know you want to enter this. [It closes soon BTW.]
Everyone should enter this. Who doesn't want to win a fursuit? Stupid people. That's who.
Head over to that link up above. Matter of fact. Maybe you didn't see it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3096413/
Click this one instead. You know you want to. You can't resist. The allure of it.
The chance to win.
It's kinda like lotto. You know you have slim chances. But you gotta be in it to win it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3096413/ [BAM]
You know you want to enter this. [It closes soon BTW.]
Everyone should enter this. Who doesn't want to win a fursuit? Stupid people. That's who.
Head over to that link up above. Matter of fact. Maybe you didn't see it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3096413/
Click this one instead. You know you want to. You can't resist. The allure of it.
The chance to win.
It's kinda like lotto. You know you have slim chances. But you gotta be in it to win it.
So this guy is having a raffle to get a free partial.
Posted 14 years agoAnd you should totally enter. Who doesn't want a fursuit? It's fun to dress up. That, and if you're reading this you're probably a furry. [Just maybe]
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3087119/
I mean what's not to love.
Let's look at the positives,
-It's a fursuit. [Check.]
-It's free. [Check.]
-It's high quality and looks good. [Check.]
-You're still reading this because you love me and are brain damaged because you should have clicked the lick and entered this already.
Go enter. You gotta be in it. To win it. [It's like Lotto.]
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3087119/
I mean what's not to love.
Let's look at the positives,
-It's a fursuit. [Check.]
-It's free. [Check.]
-It's high quality and looks good. [Check.]
-You're still reading this because you love me and are brain damaged because you should have clicked the lick and entered this already.
Go enter. You gotta be in it. To win it. [It's like Lotto.]
So theres this guy I know~
Posted 14 years agoHe is doing an Iron artist and you should totally jump all over it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3084128/
Reasons why you may ask?
-Talented artist to the max. While he's getting better at the computerized aspect of arting I've seen his pencil sketches and hand drawn stuff and it's beautiful.
-He'll draw just about anything man. Save for what's listed. Not that my followers are all too kinky.
-You'd be doing me and him a huge solid. Means a lot. Dude is like a sibling to me.
-It's only a dollar. Who can't spare a dollar? I'll spare your dollar you poor ass. Go do this shit.
So yeah. Do it. Now. Stop reading and go. What are you waiting for?
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3084128/
Reasons why you may ask?
-Talented artist to the max. While he's getting better at the computerized aspect of arting I've seen his pencil sketches and hand drawn stuff and it's beautiful.
-He'll draw just about anything man. Save for what's listed. Not that my followers are all too kinky.
-You'd be doing me and him a huge solid. Means a lot. Dude is like a sibling to me.
-It's only a dollar. Who can't spare a dollar? I'll spare your dollar you poor ass. Go do this shit.
So yeah. Do it. Now. Stop reading and go. What are you waiting for?
Play Station 3 Hoodie Raffle
Posted 14 years agoSo these guys over at the PlayStation 3 Furs 
page are having a raffle to win your own custom PS3 Hoodie Sweatshirt. Who the hell doesn't want that? If you said "Me!", Then fuck you fanboy. I play for every team.
Here's a link to the journal detailing how to win.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3079527/
And here's a link to the picture showing off exactly what you have a chance to win.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7188951/
page are having a raffle to win your own custom PS3 Hoodie Sweatshirt. Who the hell doesn't want that? If you said "Me!", Then fuck you fanboy. I play for every team. Here's a link to the journal detailing how to win.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3079527/
And here's a link to the picture showing off exactly what you have a chance to win.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7188951/
Fetish Meme. I'm all about the fetishes.
Posted 14 years ago(+++) This like whoa…
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(/) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(—) Turn-off
(—-) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before
Anal on Males (+) [I'm going to assume this means do I enjoy anal with a guy.]
Anal on Females (++)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (--)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (+) [Certain clothes are sexy I suppose. Like the ones listed below.]
Leather (++)
Stockings (++)
Shoe/Boots (++)
Suit and Tie (-) [I don't really like my men...or women for that matter in a suit.]
Muscle, Male (/)
Muscle, Female (/)
Herm (+++) [Herms are sexy. I'd fuck a herm, best of both worlds.]
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (++) [I'll admit, I kinda like a girl in a diaper.]
Transformation (--)
Macro/Micro (/)
Impregnation (--)
Pregnancy (--)
Lactation (+++)
Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (+)
Yaoi (M/M) (+)
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (/)
Butch Girls (/)
Mind Control (---)
Rape (--)
Uniform (++)
Orgy (-)
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Biting (+++)
Cheesecake (?) [I don't know what this is...I feel dumb...]
Solo Masturbation (++)
Scat (---)
Inflation (/)
Fat/Pudge (+++) [I like big girls. Sue me. And not like "Jesus Christ, heart attack any minute girls. You know what I mean.]
Tech (?)
Watersports (+++)
Glasses (++) [People in glasses are sexy...I think it's cause it makes them seem smart...]
Tentacles (---)
Oviposition (---)
Masochism (/)
Sadism (/)
Multiple body parts (---)
Partial Nudity (+++) [To be honest I find simple underwear to be hotter than just a string or some lace.]
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (/)
Zoophilia (---)
Electricity/e-stim (/)
She-males (+) [Sure, why not.]
Cross-dressing (--)
Skunk spray (+) [It'll never happen, but damn if I don't like looking at it.]
Oral (+++)
Asphyxiation (---)
Unbirthing (---)
Cum (+++) [Female cum. I'm not to big a fan of male cum.]
Cumflation (--)
Cuckolding (---)
Drugs (---)
Anonymous (?)
Double Penetration, or more (/)
Tail Fucking (/)
Fisting (--)
This was pretty fun. Now the world knows what a perv I am. Meh.
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(/) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(—) Turn-off
(—-) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before
Anal on Males (+) [I'm going to assume this means do I enjoy anal with a guy.]
Anal on Females (++)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (--)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (+) [Certain clothes are sexy I suppose. Like the ones listed below.]
Leather (++)
Stockings (++)
Shoe/Boots (++)
Suit and Tie (-) [I don't really like my men...or women for that matter in a suit.]
Muscle, Male (/)
Muscle, Female (/)
Herm (+++) [Herms are sexy. I'd fuck a herm, best of both worlds.]
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (++) [I'll admit, I kinda like a girl in a diaper.]
Transformation (--)
Macro/Micro (/)
Impregnation (--)
Pregnancy (--)
Lactation (+++)
Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (+)
Yaoi (M/M) (+)
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (/)
Butch Girls (/)
Mind Control (---)
Rape (--)
Uniform (++)
Orgy (-)
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Biting (+++)
Cheesecake (?) [I don't know what this is...I feel dumb...]
Solo Masturbation (++)
Scat (---)
Inflation (/)
Fat/Pudge (+++) [I like big girls. Sue me. And not like "Jesus Christ, heart attack any minute girls. You know what I mean.]
Tech (?)
Watersports (+++)
Glasses (++) [People in glasses are sexy...I think it's cause it makes them seem smart...]
Tentacles (---)
Oviposition (---)
Masochism (/)
Sadism (/)
Multiple body parts (---)
Partial Nudity (+++) [To be honest I find simple underwear to be hotter than just a string or some lace.]
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (/)
Zoophilia (---)
Electricity/e-stim (/)
She-males (+) [Sure, why not.]
Cross-dressing (--)
Skunk spray (+) [It'll never happen, but damn if I don't like looking at it.]
Oral (+++)
Asphyxiation (---)
Unbirthing (---)
Cum (+++) [Female cum. I'm not to big a fan of male cum.]
Cumflation (--)
Cuckolding (---)
Drugs (---)
Anonymous (?)
Double Penetration, or more (/)
Tail Fucking (/)
Fisting (--)
This was pretty fun. Now the world knows what a perv I am. Meh.
Falls bad man...
Posted 14 years agoToday turned out absolutely awful...I fell like curling up in a ball and just dying...
I've smoked like half a pack of cigarettes and I just feel worse and worse the more time passes...I can't eat. I can't sleep.
This is he worst I have felt in a great many months.
I've smoked like half a pack of cigarettes and I just feel worse and worse the more time passes...I can't eat. I can't sleep.
This is he worst I have felt in a great many months.
This thing I just wasted time on.
Posted 14 years ago1. How old will you be in five years?
25
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My mom.
3. How tall are you ?
5'11
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I applied to a bunch of Game Stops today. Maybe a job?
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Crow.
6. Who was the last person you called?
My Dad.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Ginnyface
8. What was the last text message you received?
"XD Get on Skype, Ho." From my lady.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Grandma.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. I've never been a strong speaker.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Watching Netflix.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.
13. What time did you wake up today?
2 PM
14. What color are your eyes?
Sky blue. Unless it's stormy, then gray.
15. What are you wearing right now?
Stupid t-shirt, cargo shorts, trademark hat.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
There's a bad part to sex?
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
No.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Brothers Grimm Games [the nerd store] by my house and my friends house.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
My dad's house.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Silicon Valley
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Possibly in Kentucky if things pan out.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I tan. Only thing that ever burns is my face.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Usually boxers or PJ pants.
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
As a gag. Yes.
25. How big is your bed?
Queen bitches.
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Thieves.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop and a desktop.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
/b/
29. What color are your sheets?
Gray.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1, 2 depends on the night and if my cats have claimed them.
31. What is your favorite season?
All but summer. If I have to pick. Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow. Duh.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Nothing. It's hot and sticky and all everyone wants to do is be outside.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
It's warm and smells pretty.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Lived? One. Here. New York.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Two. Holbrook and Holtsville. They are adjacent.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
shoes or socks.
39. Are you a social person?
Meh. Sometimes.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Sandwich
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Awww shit...tough one. Buffalo Wild Wings...or Five Guys.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Double Vanilla. It exists.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cinnamon rolls...
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Lipton Noodle Soup. It's just broth and noodles and I love it.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
None. Fuck jelly.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Nope.
47. Do you like coffee?
Nope.avi
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Like 2 bottles. So like 3 or 4.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk. Lots of milk.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Do atheists have a church? I got it, I attend science museums. Lol.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Like...a month? When i was down in Kentucky.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
Nope. :D
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes. So much.
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I woke up under the bed once...that count?
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A steady job and living with my lady.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Nope.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nuh uh.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
59. Do you want kids?
Totally.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little Spanish.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I didn't. My phone is to annoying to want to go through a second time.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?
IDK....clean my house?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
No.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window. Shit looks cool.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yup. My dads old Honda was a stick.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Nerdy things.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card. It's fast. It's simple and if I lose it I just get a new on. No money lost.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Idk...I like a lot...comedy shows.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
You bet.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Honestly. Conceded, I know. Me, I'm the comedian in my group of friends.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Really?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Blind Guardian - Mr. Sandman.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Mechanics tool chest.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
You ever stay up till 5 am? There's nothing else on.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. AC would escape and my dad would bitch.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
...Idk...bees?
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I guess I do...I don't know...I'm shy.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Buffalo Sauce or Chipotle BBQ, only Chipotle though. I hate BBQ sauce other wise.
80. What are you most afraid of?
House fire.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Once. Across the street from the station too.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
How does one do this without useless labels? Bam, that's 8.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Torturing kittens. But I'm not. So I'm snuggling them.
85. What was the last book you read?
Lone Wolf and Cub.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer. It comes free with my subscription to Game Stop's premium member card.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Who writes this stuff...
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
I suppose I would finish pooping...why do you care? And why would I eat cereal on the toilet.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I don't own any. I ave a picture of CandyStripe on my wall though.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A picture of a heart. It's a tattoo idea.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla lavender.
95. What is your favorite board game?
I guess this counts. Red Dragon Inn.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
She's cool.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr. Toto my earth science teacher. Ether him or Mr. Berger. He taught English but I only saw him for after school clubs. Ehhh...both, they always hung out together anyway.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
When I was in Kentucky my girlfriend knew I wanted a Jace card for Magic the Gathering and she bought me one from the local hobby shop for 70 bucks. I treasure it.
25
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My mom.
3. How tall are you ?
5'11
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I applied to a bunch of Game Stops today. Maybe a job?
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Crow.
6. Who was the last person you called?
My Dad.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Ginnyface
8. What was the last text message you received?
"XD Get on Skype, Ho." From my lady.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Grandma.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. I've never been a strong speaker.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Watching Netflix.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.
13. What time did you wake up today?
2 PM
14. What color are your eyes?
Sky blue. Unless it's stormy, then gray.
15. What are you wearing right now?
Stupid t-shirt, cargo shorts, trademark hat.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
There's a bad part to sex?
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
No.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Brothers Grimm Games [the nerd store] by my house and my friends house.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
My dad's house.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Silicon Valley
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Possibly in Kentucky if things pan out.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I tan. Only thing that ever burns is my face.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Usually boxers or PJ pants.
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
As a gag. Yes.
25. How big is your bed?
Queen bitches.
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Thieves.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop and a desktop.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
/b/
29. What color are your sheets?
Gray.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1, 2 depends on the night and if my cats have claimed them.
31. What is your favorite season?
All but summer. If I have to pick. Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow. Duh.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Nothing. It's hot and sticky and all everyone wants to do is be outside.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
It's warm and smells pretty.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Lived? One. Here. New York.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Two. Holbrook and Holtsville. They are adjacent.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
shoes or socks.
39. Are you a social person?
Meh. Sometimes.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Sandwich
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Awww shit...tough one. Buffalo Wild Wings...or Five Guys.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Double Vanilla. It exists.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cinnamon rolls...
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Lipton Noodle Soup. It's just broth and noodles and I love it.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
None. Fuck jelly.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Nope.
47. Do you like coffee?
Nope.avi
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Like 2 bottles. So like 3 or 4.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk. Lots of milk.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Do atheists have a church? I got it, I attend science museums. Lol.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Like...a month? When i was down in Kentucky.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
Nope. :D
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes. So much.
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I woke up under the bed once...that count?
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A steady job and living with my lady.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Nope.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nuh uh.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
59. Do you want kids?
Totally.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little Spanish.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I didn't. My phone is to annoying to want to go through a second time.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?
IDK....clean my house?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
No.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window. Shit looks cool.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yup. My dads old Honda was a stick.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Nerdy things.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card. It's fast. It's simple and if I lose it I just get a new on. No money lost.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Idk...I like a lot...comedy shows.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
You bet.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Honestly. Conceded, I know. Me, I'm the comedian in my group of friends.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Really?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Blind Guardian - Mr. Sandman.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Mechanics tool chest.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
You ever stay up till 5 am? There's nothing else on.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. AC would escape and my dad would bitch.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
...Idk...bees?
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I guess I do...I don't know...I'm shy.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Buffalo Sauce or Chipotle BBQ, only Chipotle though. I hate BBQ sauce other wise.
80. What are you most afraid of?
House fire.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Once. Across the street from the station too.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
How does one do this without useless labels? Bam, that's 8.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Torturing kittens. But I'm not. So I'm snuggling them.
85. What was the last book you read?
Lone Wolf and Cub.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer. It comes free with my subscription to Game Stop's premium member card.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Who writes this stuff...
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
I suppose I would finish pooping...why do you care? And why would I eat cereal on the toilet.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I don't own any. I ave a picture of CandyStripe on my wall though.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A picture of a heart. It's a tattoo idea.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla lavender.
95. What is your favorite board game?
I guess this counts. Red Dragon Inn.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
She's cool.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr. Toto my earth science teacher. Ether him or Mr. Berger. He taught English but I only saw him for after school clubs. Ehhh...both, they always hung out together anyway.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
When I was in Kentucky my girlfriend knew I wanted a Jace card for Magic the Gathering and she bought me one from the local hobby shop for 70 bucks. I treasure it.
Story Commisions?
Posted 14 years agoSo...I'm like broke and stuff.
I need monies, and thus, I am going to do commissions.
Not like anyone is going to really want one. Nor will anyone probably read this because almost no one "watches" me. But what the hell. Not like I have anything to lose but the 5 minutes it took to write this.
Okay. Since no one really knows who I am. I am an experienced writer though I can't imagine myself being considered a very good writer. I write a story here and there in my spare time when I'm bored or you know...my TV is broken... I also write game articles and game reviews and I'm all publishafied [http://gengame.net/author/pluggwolf/]
So yeah...
Here's like a sample and stuff - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6001761/
This was a story I wrote last time my cable/internet went out. Currently it is the only sample I have, though I'm hoping that doing this will give me a few more.
I also draw. Just very poorly. In my opinion.
Here's a sample of that as well - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6259821/
Yeah. Go look. Like I said. Horrible right?
So yeah...I guess that's all. Pimps are greatly appreciated.
I need monies, and thus, I am going to do commissions.
Not like anyone is going to really want one. Nor will anyone probably read this because almost no one "watches" me. But what the hell. Not like I have anything to lose but the 5 minutes it took to write this.
Okay. Since no one really knows who I am. I am an experienced writer though I can't imagine myself being considered a very good writer. I write a story here and there in my spare time when I'm bored or you know...my TV is broken... I also write game articles and game reviews and I'm all publishafied [http://gengame.net/author/pluggwolf/]
So yeah...
Here's like a sample and stuff - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6001761/
This was a story I wrote last time my cable/internet went out. Currently it is the only sample I have, though I'm hoping that doing this will give me a few more.
I also draw. Just very poorly. In my opinion.
Here's a sample of that as well - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6259821/
Yeah. Go look. Like I said. Horrible right?
Information vital to commissioning me.
- Writing -
Stories will cost between $5 and $10 dollars depending on content and length.
Something like the sample which is PG rated [I guess], 6.5 Pages, and 2522 words would be closer to the $10 area of the spectrum. Especially if there is some X rated stuff.
- What I will write about -
Just about anything. Seriously. Any topic, any rating, any fetish, anything. Of course this is sometimes a case to case thing.
Sometimes I don't want to write about a specific fetish and will refuse to do so.
Sometimes I do want to write about a specific fetish and I will ramble on, longer than originally discussed, at no additional charge to you the consumer.
- Art -
No one is likely going to want art from me but I figure I'll put this up anyway.
First of all, all art from me comes with drugs because you are likely brain damaged for wanting said art.
Okay...I'll stop dissing myself.
Anyway. All art from me is done in colored pencil and then scanned cleaned up a bit and posted.
I'm not good at shading. But upon request I will do it.
All commissions will be $5. Color, B&W, Shading. Anything. One flat price.
- What I Will Art -
Okay. I haven't really had experience doing a lot of poses and stuff.
I will try and draw anything at least once. So If you have something you actually want drawn, go for it.
I'll give it a shot.
In the very likely event that I fail horribly, I will send you the finished art and refund your monies.
[By send I do not mean I will mail it to you. You want the actual finished piece you are paying for shipping.]So yeah...I guess that's all. Pimps are greatly appreciated.
I'm back baby!
Posted 14 years agoHey everyone who might actually read this!
I'm finally back from my five day trip to Indianapolis for IFC and my two week trip in Kentucky to spend some time with my baby girl.
While I am missing her dearly and I am somewhat happy to be home. I missed my cats. Also my family and friends.
I missed the internet as well. I don't know if any of you may know but the Kentucky/Indiana areas were hit by a major storm the weekend of IFC which destroyed the stage at the Indianapolis Fair, killing 5 people, and knocked out the internet service at the hotel I spent the remainder of my trip in. Thus I am only now returning to the world wide web in all it's glory after sitting down at my desk for the first time in three weeks.
Well anyway, my trip was amazing. I got to see my lady for the first time in the flesh which was the best thing ever. SO MUCH SNUGGLING!
IFC was a blast and I hope to go again next year.
I am now addicted to Furoticon and the rep from IFC was a really cool guy. Me and Siobhan easily spent over 100 bucks at his booth on cards.
While I was down in Kentucky I got to visit the Science Museum, the History Museum and various shops, and eateries around Louisville. Also I am now in love with the UrbanSpoon App for my phone. We had a date night where we went to the museum and then were looking for somewhere to eat and UrbanSpoon hooked us up with a wonderful little place called Patrick O'Shea's Irish Pub. It was really good food for the price and I'm glad we found it.
My trip concluded with me and Siobhan getting industrial piercings together and then she picked me up something special that I wanted because she's an ass but I love her for it.
All and all, I had the best three weeks a guy could ask for. I'm sad it's over but I know I get to see my baby again. For the time being I'm just glad to be home to see everyone.
Till next time. Love and kisses. Make good choices.
I'm finally back from my five day trip to Indianapolis for IFC and my two week trip in Kentucky to spend some time with my baby girl.
While I am missing her dearly and I am somewhat happy to be home. I missed my cats. Also my family and friends.
I missed the internet as well. I don't know if any of you may know but the Kentucky/Indiana areas were hit by a major storm the weekend of IFC which destroyed the stage at the Indianapolis Fair, killing 5 people, and knocked out the internet service at the hotel I spent the remainder of my trip in. Thus I am only now returning to the world wide web in all it's glory after sitting down at my desk for the first time in three weeks.
Well anyway, my trip was amazing. I got to see my lady for the first time in the flesh which was the best thing ever. SO MUCH SNUGGLING!
IFC was a blast and I hope to go again next year.
I am now addicted to Furoticon and the rep from IFC was a really cool guy. Me and Siobhan easily spent over 100 bucks at his booth on cards.
While I was down in Kentucky I got to visit the Science Museum, the History Museum and various shops, and eateries around Louisville. Also I am now in love with the UrbanSpoon App for my phone. We had a date night where we went to the museum and then were looking for somewhere to eat and UrbanSpoon hooked us up with a wonderful little place called Patrick O'Shea's Irish Pub. It was really good food for the price and I'm glad we found it.
My trip concluded with me and Siobhan getting industrial piercings together and then she picked me up something special that I wanted because she's an ass but I love her for it.
All and all, I had the best three weeks a guy could ask for. I'm sad it's over but I know I get to see my baby again. For the time being I'm just glad to be home to see everyone.
Till next time. Love and kisses. Make good choices.
IFC Arrival
Posted 14 years agoToday is the day.
Me and
arrived at the Hilton for IFC and tomorrow the festivities begin. Woo!
Sadly no one I really know here so no awesome greetings and such but meh.
Looking forward to meeting new people and having an awesome time.
Me and
arrived at the Hilton for IFC and tomorrow the festivities begin. Woo! Sadly no one I really know here so no awesome greetings and such but meh.
Looking forward to meeting new people and having an awesome time.
I'm a loser.
Posted 14 years agoWho's bored? I'm bored.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 24
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 29
Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 33
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 35
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 40
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 45
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 48
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 52
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 54
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 55
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 57
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 63
Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 63
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 65
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 67
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 71
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 72
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 77
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Total: 79
Not as high as I thought I'd get. Meh.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 24
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 29
Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 33
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 35
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 40
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 45
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 48
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 52
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 54
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 55
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 57
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 63
Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 63
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 65
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 67
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 71
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 72
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 77
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Total: 79
Not as high as I thought I'd get. Meh.
Dudes. Free. Fat. Bunnies.
Posted 14 years agoThis guy is totally giving out free fat bunnies in order to win the Fat Bunnies Week Contest.
Everyone needs to enter this.
Help this guy out.
Get free fat bunnies.
Possibly win a free badge.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2583736/
Everyone needs to enter this.
Help this guy out.
Get free fat bunnies.
Possibly win a free badge.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2583736/
