ExHentai has been shut down. E-Hentai is next, and many of the folders on E-Hentai are off-limits as they contain the very things that ExHentai is being brought down for. From Loli, to Guro, over half of the best anime porn has been deleted. According to the owner, Tenboro, the source image files ALONE are 50 TeraBytes of data. This is worse than the library of alexandria burning down. This is the Louvre, Hollywood, Bollywood, and all of Japan, Korea, and Taiwan burning up their art. This. Is. Unacceptable...

Sources found at this awesome artist's journal.

Everyone who has spent enough time on the internet has noticed posts like this (I hope):

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF
YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE
WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT
STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5
VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS ALT+F4
AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN
IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!

Irritating, and sloppy. "Dont", "Readin" and "Dunt" can't be found in any dictionary, and when typed in, are underlined by spell-check. "UV", "Dis" and "UR", are only acceptable if typed on a fucking phone. Period. And is Caps Lock really that necessary? Alt+f4 will close your browser, so unless your crushes-- sorry, crush's name is on your desktop, then you achieved nothing. Use a @%&$ing apostrophe, it won't KILL you (if you use one, that is...).
But I see things like this all the time! I am also impressed at how other people try to do what it says, even if they're the one WHO POSTED THE GODD@MN THING!
But I recently found one 'spam' message that I actually took the time to DOWNLOAD to use at my leisure. Sparingly, of course:
Dear Guest
Here are 10 facts about you:
1. You're reading my comment
2. Now your thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only supposed to be 10 facts.
Copy and paste to 1 video, and tomorrow will be the best day ever.

This is how you do it folks. Humor and sarcasm will beat anything else at getting attention. ANYTHING. Don't believe me? Ask Dr. House. Go ahead, I'll wait.
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Ah, you're back. *ahem* Told you.
Oh and if anyone who reads this (HA! that's a good one!) knows any similar "spam", I would love to know about it.

Aw right, I will have an Xbox very soon. Special HALO edition, 3 HALO controllers, internet add-on thing, HALO: Combat Evolved (of course), and a travel case! for $150.10 Ebay frickin' rules! Now I just have to wait... for 4-11 business days, something I am 84% sure will drive me the rest of the way towards insanity. My sister's breaking out the popcorn... how insensitive. And yet... I get an Xbox, she has to ASK if she can play on it... This is gonna be fun! *evil maniacal laughter*

GAAAH! I can't decide...
I've been a solid Nintendo supporter for my entire life.
UNTIL,
I played Halo.
...This...Game...IS...AWESOME!!!
So I wanna get an Xbox. ...But should I get the 'outdated, obsolete' original, Xbox?
Or the 'Brand New, All Improved' Xbox 360? Or as some call it, "The RROD attractor"...

......yeah... uh... d%%%it Microsoft, why make a gaming console in the first place? Your CPUs were (and still are) cr@%! And why make a second that's WORSE than the first, and then make games that only 'work' on the cr@%%y(ier) one?
-_-...

I'm finally able to eat normal food! "HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, HALEEEH-LUJAAAH!" This also means I can chew ice again! (Crush, Kill, Maim, Destroy... hehehe... AHAAHAHAHAHA--

Err-- Sorry about that... Seems the Kappa in me is coming out, again. [facepalm] This... is gonna be one long vacation... even though it's only 5 days... If HE surfaces-- no. I won't think about it, therefore it won't occur.........(r-right?)

I just got my wisdom teeth removed. Yesterday. Which means I'm on soft, if not liquid foods for several days. I also cannot drink anything through a straw, which apparently would cause a "dry socket". Why they call it that, I have NO clue... I also have to take antibiotics, and forego ALL ICE CHEWING for one week. (ffffffffffffu**)

Alright, I need some thumbnails. I need them for my submissions, and possibly to put in my submissions... nothing extreme, just original. And I'm broke, just so you know.

After I licked those emotional wounds from two days ago, I realized, that although Komari Azuul had my first submission shot down faster than a duck at a shooting range, it was because it was pretty much homage to her greatness. From 4 years ago. Apparently, she doesn't do them anymore... So the Slotherak had unintentionally found an empty niche in society that needed to be filled. AND TO TOP IT OFF, she ENCOURAGED me to do so! So I'm on cloud 9,000,000 right now...

16 days ago, I posted a journal that had this exact same title... and subject... and mood... and topic..... sigh.... WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYY????!?










...[sob]...

The ONE thing I... okay, one OF THE things I asked for...c-crushed... f-f-forev-ver...
Even the Slotherak c-can't bring it back.....WHYYY??