Long story short, Profiles hit the number seven spot in September, then it dropped out of sight for October, but it came BACK in November, baby. It's in tenth place, along with Deathless.

Awesome.

For those of you who haven't picked up a print copy of the book, why not order a copy from FurPlanet? There's a bonus eight pages right in the front of the book, and it's got a great cover by  caribou! Plus, it might keep us in the top ten for December, and you all would like that, yes?

(also, you could pick up a copy of Deathless! Hint hint! Makes a great gift for that special someone!)

 krahnos told me that the next page will be delayed! So how about I let you guys have a snippet of fiction from an upcoming project?

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The club wasn't very crowded on a Thursday night. The dance floor was empty and there were only a few clusters of people chatting at the bar, but what made Regis sigh was the tiger slumped over on one of the tables. "Kevin, how much have you had to drink this time?" His Texan accent was thicker than usual thanks to it being close to his bedtime.

The tiger lifted his head up slowly, as if afraid it might fall off his shoulders. "What? Can't hear ya over th' music."

The zebra shook his head. "That's what I thought." Kevin's words were terribly slurred, and that meant he was on the verge of passing out. There was also no music being played at the moment, since it was almost closing time. "Well, I can't let you drive herself home, so I'm gonna call you a cab."

No answer. Kevin was already out cold. Jesus, thought the zebra. He'd only met the tiger a month ago but Kevin wasn't a problem customer. He just passed out only a couple of times, and usually was with friends. Tonight seemed to be the exception. OK, I'll just look at his wallet for an address and drive him home.

However, this plan of the zebra's had one flaw: Kevin didn't have a wallet on his person. What the Hell? thought Regis, blinking once and patting down the tiger's pockets once more. Where's his wallet? I know he pulled it out to show me his ID when he came in. Or did he? Regis couldn't remember. Maybe he let the tiger slide by, since he'd seen him dozens of times at the club. Bad me, no cookie.

"Hee," came the brief response from Kevin.

Regis looked at the tiger, annoyed. "What's so funny?"

"Tickles."

"Well, that's just great, Kev. You think you can tell me where you live?"

Kevin's response was so slow Regis thought the tiger had fallen asleep. "Nnnnope. Don' remember. Sorry."

Wonderful, thought Regis. Just fuckin' wonderful. He shook his head, and was a bit thankful Kevin and him were somewhat friends after meeting each other a few months ago. "Guess you're gonna stay the night with me, bud."

"Cool," came the slurred reply, and Kevin then tried to sit up. "Lesh go."

Did he just say "lesh"? thought Regis. I thought that only happened in the funny books. "Not just yet, Kev. You sit tight while I finish up some stuff."

"I can help. I'm really good at cleanin' up." Kevin tried to stand, but Regis placed his hands on the tiger's broad shoulders, forcing him to sit back down.

"You sit tight, Kev. I won't take long." He kept his grip on Kevin's shoulders until the tiger relaxed, then released him.

"Yer strong, Reeg."

"You ain't too weak yourself, Kev."

"Tall too." Regis was well over seven feet tall, almost a foot taller than Kevin to be exact. The zebra always got the sense Kevin disliked that fact, but the tiger still befriended him regardless. It wasn't like Regis wanted to be that tall, but God must have decided one day that He wanted an epically-sized zebra. Thus came Regis.

"I'll be back, Kev. You stay there, all right?"

"'Kay."

Regis nonetheless kept an eye on Kevin while he did his closing duties quickly, then asked the manager if he could leave, explaining the situation to him.

"Kevin really does need a designated driver," the manager remarked.

"Guess Ah can be it for tonight if you don't mind," Regis smiled.

The manager waved a hand. "Yeah, sure. It's a quiet night, but you make sure Kevin knows he better have cab fare next time this happens."

"Yes sir, I will," Regis said. "And thanks."

"Don't mention it, just make sure the big puffball doesn't hurt himself getting home."

Kevin was still sitting when Regis approached him. "C'mon, big guy. Let's get you home," Regis said as he tried to help the tiger stand up. He had to do most of the work, draping the tiger's arm across his shoulders and lifting him up. "Am I gonna have to carry you up to the car?"

Kevin's snoring was all the answer the zebra needed. He was out cold again.

You owe me, Kev, thought Regis as he lifted Kevin up into his arms and carried him out of the club.

 krahnos had some deadlines to deal with so page 3 will be delayed!

Congrats to  Yaiba_Ookami! for being our 3,000th watcher!

To celebrate,  krahnos, Regis and Lee got some cake!

You've got until midnight to get the short story The Species of Rivals by  GraveyardGreg for free! Enter coupon code NR27E at checkout!

Hell yeah, 50,000 pageviews! Thanks to all you awesome friends and fans for making it possible!

For those of you who are fans of writing by  GraveyardGreg, he has a new story up on Smashwords! It's called The Species of Rivals, and is available for free until October 21st! Just enter the coupon code NR27E at checkout!

So we have a surprise for you readers. We have the archives (and then some) at a brand new website!

Now, what does this mean for FurAffinity? Nothing. We're still going to update the FA page every Sunday, but we'll also update the website on Wednesday! Why? Because you never know what might happen. FA could go ka-boom! It's happened before! So now you have two pages you can go to.

So for you readers, you might want to visit it, and check out issue 2. We might just have some bonus pages there you haven't read! Near the end. You've been warned.

Anyway, go show it some love if you don't mind. We'll greatly appreciate it.

So here you go! Enjoy!

Wow. Over 2900 watchers.

And the watcher who hit 2900?  Sparky-sama! Congrats!

At Rainfurrest 2010,  GraveyardGreg said if he sold out of his novella DEATHLESS he'd dance as gay as he could to Lady Gaga's Telephone.

Greg also said if he sold out of Profiles issue 3, he'd kiss his co-creator  krahnos.

Guess what two things Greg did?

A promise is a promise. Here's the video!

..and Profiles Issue 3 is NUMBER SEVEN, baby!

Number one is Deathless by own very own  GraveyardGreg.

And did we neglect to mention Issue 3 is now on sale at FurPlanet?

Watchers! We now have over 2800 of them! Thanks to every single one of you for making this little comic a well loved one.

Twitter! You can find  GraveyardGreg under the username graveyardgreg and  krahnos under the username of krahnos. It's almost as if they WANT you to find them.

Other Things! Did we mention how we sold out of issue 3 at Rainfurrest? We did!

Short thought: it was amazing.

Long thought: Meeting the fans of Profiles, making new fans of Profiles, and selling out of Issue 3 was completely amazing. It was an awesome convention, and I hope to go back next year.

The Profiles Team enjoyed ourselves, and we're already working on issue four. The two pages have been sketched. It's not going to take a year to get this one out!

Anyway. Currently on the road (for  krahnos) and at the airport (for  GraveyardGreg) so we'll talk to you all later!

Aw yeah! I'm at Rainfurrest. For those going to be here, I look forward to seeing y'all!

Come one, come all! Now announcing the official print version of Profiles Issue 3, to be on sale at Rainfurrest next week, and shortly thereafter on https://www.furplanet.com. Featuring the original 24 pages in full color, and an exclusive 8 page bonus story starring everyone's favorite zebra, Regis Turnbull!

I just heard about this kid  DerekPaws and his tragic, fatal car accident. Poor guy. He had his birthday a month ago.

He was a fan of Profiles.

Rest in peace, Derek.

While it's not Profiles related, it does have writing by  GraveyardGreg, so...

If you preorder Deathless, you'll get two bookmarks by artists  Gen and  sudonym featuring Ivan and Tank, respectively.

Go to http://Deathless.FurPlanet.com for all the details, and help spread the word! Even better, preorder! It's the first novella by Graveyard Greg. He wants some preorder love.

Won't you give him the preorder love?

It's looking like Profiles Issue 3 will be ready for Rainfurrest 2010!

I think a big WOOT! Is in order.

WOOT!

The bonus pages are done! The files are uploaded to the publisher, so now we shall wait and see if we can have the comic for Rainfurrest 2010 this September.

My suspicion is we will TOTALLY have it ready.

Issue 3 is done. Page 23 will be here on Sunday, and we'll have a special announcement on that day as well. You readers will love it. I PROMISE YOU THIS.

We have three pages left in the storyline. I have seen them. They are gorgeous. All they need is a little color!

The next three weeks will be good.

SDCC being the San Diego Comic Con, mind you!

Sofawolf Press will be at ComicCon, their booth # is 1236. They will have Dungeons & Denizens volumes 1 and 2 and the first Carpe Diem trade paperback. This is important, since we all know without Carpe Diem there would never have been a Profiles!

The convention starts Thursday July 22nd. If you're going be sure to stop by and purchase a few copies of my books. If they sell well, you bet they'll start carrying them to all the conventions they attend.

With  krahnos at AnthroCon, there shall be no comic! Come back next week!

Somehow it's a four way tie. I don't get how this happens, but since I wasn't holding a contest, I proclaim the following to hold the honor of the 30,000th pageview!

 SSJ3Mewtwo
 Megido
 djkyota
 Madrias357

Congrats!