1. What's Spring Bonnie's favorite music genre?
TRAP.

2. Did you hear about the time Purple Guy decided to DJ? He totally killed it!

-Bunyip
-Rokuro-kubi
-Lamb of Tartary (essentially a lamb made of plant matter- wouldn't that be just adorable? Fluttershy could tend to it!)
-Seaponies
-Nessie, under a different name, to oppose the seaponies.
-Orcs, as a pony species, would be SO COOL.
-Half-Dragons, as a pony species. My ex-mate's OC was a Half-Dragon named Cayenne.
-Thunderbird
-TARASQUE! Either the original OR DnD versions would be good but DnD would be the coolest.
-Dryad (...Fluttertree???)

I'm bored as Tartarus up in here so let's do a thing.

1. I'm genderqueer, with a female physiology and a male mindset.
2. I consider myself a brony, despite my physical gender. This is because although there is a slight chance that I accidentally created the much-hated term "pegasister", "brony" is easier to say.
3. I have 2 special talents: Storytelling/stand-up comedy and DJing.
4.I have been a brony since mid-Season 1. I remember the episode, too. It was Fall Weather Friends.
5. Sometimes Gearknight is green. She has a polychromatic coat not unlike chameleon paint, AKA the Rainbow Dash of art supplies. (Sequins are the Rarity of art supplies.)
6. If I could be friends with any one Mane 6, it would be Pinkie Pie. My diabetes would probably kill me though.
7. I came out as a brony after I had a dream that the couch was replaced by a giant RD plushie. Turns out dear mother knew the entire time because I talk in my sleep and apparently sang the theme song up until "A beautiful heart" then trailed off into gibberish.

A few years ago, about 5, I met someone on DA. We were both fans of the same video game at the time.

Her fursona was and ice dragon, and her name came from a misspelling of a WoW character. Her avi was completely hysterical too. She made me smile.

We would often collaborate on works on iScribble and have our OCs meet up in RPs in the chat.

Her favorite character in the game was a blisteringly-fast horse with a black and rust color scheme. I would often draw MLP crossovers. She seemingly approved.

SEEMINGLY. It was all a lie.

In the final days of our "friendship", she made a terrible statement. She said, in a journal, that female bronies were desperate for companionship and all lived in their parents' basements, pissing themselves and sitting in piles of their own shit, too hooked to leave the screen. Being biologically female myself, and a very proud brony, I simply made a counter-statement:

"It's time we went our seperate ways."

She continued to spam my inbox with abusive PMs, several disgusting pieces of hate art, guro fanfics with her fursona tearing apart my ponysona, and spreading lies about me, saying I was a pedophile or regularly committed necrobestiality.

The only way I could escape her was to create a new account and stay low until the coast was clear.

She has since been banned, but I worry that someday I'll find her again on FA.

Ah, yes! My very favorite night of the year! Somepony, I still have to figure out who it was, sent me a gift in the mail this morning. It was a papier-maché changeling mask. It had a note with it that said a very basic "Happy Nightmare Night" typed on paper in the Chiller font.

Anyway, I want to wish every single one of you a happy Nightmare Night! Tonight's the night where we can truly be ourselves and where it's not considered weird to normies to march around in a fursuit on the streets of the neighborhood. (I wouldn't recommend it in Apple Valley, MN tonight though because it's supposed to rain.)

May you all feast on pumpkin seeds and candy corn~

-PSingularity, Royal Guard to Queen Hornworm

Food: Salad, roasted corn, pumpkin seeds, candy corn, caramel apples
Drink: Faygo
Pokemon: Anything bipedal, saurian and spiky. Examples: Nidoking, Aggron, Feraligatr
Animal: Ocean sunfish
Convention activity: SWEET RAVE PARTY, Whose Line
Brony Musician: ArtAttack, General Mumble, The Living Tombstone, H8_Seed, WoodenToaster (dat talkbox), F3nning, BlackGryph0n, MandoPony, DJ Pon-3
Non-Brony Musician: Psychopathic Records (not surprising, is it?), Creature Feature, The Prodigy, Alestorm, GWAR
Video Game: Jade Cocoon 1 & 2, Wakfu, Pop'n Music, Beatmania, Sound Voltex, DDR, Street Fighter 3 3rd Strike, Ultra Street Fighter 4 (Those two specifically. My very favorite fighter is in both of them... She is very much like my favorite Mane 6 pony. So very cheerful!)
Holiday: Nightmare Night, of course!

My ear membranes used to be orange all along? Now they're yellow!
My eyes are a little yellower too.
My wings have changed shape and color to solid pastel orange.
And I never wear that dumb leather chestplate anymore. Might as well give it to Wazzp. Secondhoof is better than no hoof at all, I say.

Not saying which one, but I was rather... uh, miffed about it.

Extermination? Isn't that just another word for "Ethnic Cleansing" or "Racial Mass Genocide"?

Imagine, if you will, a world in which us changelings are accepted as just another race. Unherd of, correct? I know why. It's the whole "Bugs Are Icky" stereotype. I'm fairly certain if you met anybuggy from my hive, the Reformed, you may start to see differently.

I've seen the error in my ways of looking up to Chrysalis. She is a tyrant and a dictator, a fascist of the highest degree and a scheming thief. She takes without asking and hurts without remorse. I was wrong to consider her my queen and I was even more wrong to choose the evil path.

However, though she may be a monster, that does not give ANYPONY the right to paint changelings as a race of villainous thugs.

Like a cobra!

You're gonna see a MLP-universe critter that not many folks draw fairly soon here.

I'm not dead, but I haven't exactly been inspired lately. Maybe Nightmare Night will light something up.

(In character) Formie has pretty much Nightmare Night-ified the entire hive. She disguised herself, infiltrated a party store, they were having a sale, she spent ALL HER BITS and now the slime walls are coated in pumkin shaped confetti. *snicker* I like it. I mean... I AM a Nightmare Night being, after all. Just hope my dear buddy Pinkie doesn't try to eat my horns.

Apparently we changelings are allowed undisguised in Ponyville now, as long as we behave ourselves.

Changelings For Racial Equality is WORKING! *tears of joy*

and found.... THIS.

http://www.strawberryreef.com/Index.....unshimmer.html

SUNSET SHIMMER WAS A G3.

First of all, I'm going to be making G3 and under ponies on GeneralZoi's DA Pony Creator and posting them here. If there's anypony you want to see G4'd at all, let me know. (I just don't know how I'm going to pull off Rainbow Swirl, my second-fave G3. Her mane is 4 DIFFERENT COLORS.)

Second of all, POKEMON TYPES.
Twilight Sparkle: Pure Psychic
Rarity: Rock (diamond?), Fairy
Pinkie Pie: Normal, Fairy
Rainbow Dash: Flying, Fighting
Fluttershy: Bug, Flying
Applejack: Pure Fighting
Scootaloo: Steel (scooter), Flying (If Doduo can be a Flying type, so can Scoots!)
Sweetie Belle: Normal, with Exploud's moveset because epic vocals.
Applebloom: Fighting, Fairy
Celestia: Psychic, Fire
Luna: Dark, Ice
Nightmare Moon: Dark, Ghost
Discord: ??? (the actual type ???)
Cadance: Rock (crystal), Psychic
Chrysalis (all hail!): Bug, Dark

Third of all, WHO CAN WAIT FOR NEXT SATURDAAAAAAAAY?! EPISODE 100 HYPE IS REAL!!!

I had a dream that I was in Equestria! As a pony, too! I can tell you guys about my appearance.
-Dark gray coat
-Orange, yellow and white unkempt mane and tail
-UNICORN
-My magic was yellow, so that must mean my eyes were yellow.

Dear Funrise,

I know a lot of bronies don't favor your mane style. I, on the other hoof, love it. It's easy to style.

I'd like to see Lyra, Vinyl Scratch/DJ PON-3 and Derpy/Muffins/Ditzy Doo/Bubbles/Mailmare in the biggest size you have. I've seen a giant 30 dollar Octavia at TRU and I am thoroughly considering buying it in July.

I would love, more than anything in the world, to see Chrysalis added to the lineup. She is my very favorite character of MLP, not to mention a marvelous singer. One appreciates a musical changeling.

-PSingularity

I've been preparing for, worrying about and utterly freaking out over MLP-MSP's all-star cast of voice actors, writers (M. A. LARSON!!) and musicians!

Maybe we can meet up? I'll be the short, fat chick with the Chrysalis hat.

Dear Queen Hornworm,

Our fight for equality is working somewhat. The Princess of Friendship has accepted the idea of us living in the cave once occupied by a large red dragon, mostly to deter anything else moving in there. It looks absolutely awful because Prince Wazzp keeps regurgitating hardened ooze everywhere. The walls are splattered with orange slime and Phobica hates it. Iztekt, Inukore and Ogry have formed some form of friendship among each other stronger than any hivemind bond I've ever witnessed. Perhaps this "friendship" is some sort of obscure pony magic.

We have established hunting and eating the overpopulation of Everfree Parasprites as our main source of physical sustenance, and Ogry, pioneer that he is, has discovered edible fungus and plants everywhere. Welarva has discovered some sort of alchemist from a distant land living close to the edge of the forest and will not stop bringing her back to the hive to make soup for us. (Possibly because Welarva can't cook without injuring herself!) Welarva is also constantly craving aquatic life and her way of expressing these cravings is rather amusing. She simply shouts at the top of her lungs that SHE WANTS FISH.

I have begun to take frequent trips into the pony town on the edge of the forest. The equines seems to flee and cower when I enter the town, and the Princess of Friendship keeps a close eye on me. I cannot understand for the life of me why these horses would shun us changelings, especially us exiles who have never once thought of harming their community and feed off of things like music and atmospheric euphoria generated by music. Perhaps they think we're the love-eating subspecies or some sort of siren.

In conclusion, I believe that with their local Princess slowly gaining trust in us, we could possibly have the opportunity to move into an establishment in the town. In the meantime, you are very welcome to come live with us in our cavern home. You know, as long as you don't mind Wazzp's hardened regurgitations everywhere.

I shall draw you next, my Queen.
Yours truly, PSingularity

There's another MLP species I like just as much as changelings.

Diamond Dogs!

Unfortunately I can't draw them too well.

I'm absolutely terrified I might be on one of those horrible "cringe" websites. Whether it be an old half-plotted fursuit attempt from my early days on  WittyUsername, my worst Paint art (like the earliest ones on this account) or just the fact that I'm in several fandoms that are "taboo", I'm just very scared. I never go on those sort of sites because they tear my little insectoid soul to shreds and drown me in hate. I have enough holes in me already, I don't need more in my very heart.

I never learned how to deal with haters. I've even quit a website because someone called me a "pathetic fuck" because I'm a furry and a brony. Liking something unusual doesn't make someone pathetic. Bullying does. These "cringe" sites are basically pro-bullying sites and should be brought to the attention of authorities.

It's "good" to know the human mind hasn't evolved very far from the time people with autism were considered "freaks" and put on display in circuses, getting whipped by a cruel ringmaster for "family entertainment" purposes.

PSingularity
Occupation: Hitman
Color: Yellow
Originally was a Diamond Dog, then was changed to a Draconequus before settling on a Changeling.
PSing's interesting capitalization error was a mistype I made on my very first song.

Wazzp
Occupation: Commander
Color: Orange
Originally was going to be a prince, hence his horn, wings and gold armor.

Carapace
Occupation: Strategist
Color: Green
Originally was going to be a queen, until I got the idea that PSing's hive is a gathering of exiles.

Phobica
Occupation: Scout
Color: Blue
Based off of Phoebe from Pokemon.

Formie
Occupation: Physical Sustenance Expert
Color: Pink
Is half pony.

Ogry
Occupation: Inventor, Chemist
Color: Purple (not blue, you colorblind parasprite. *glares at TVTropes*)
Heavily based off child prodigy Og from the late 90's toon Mike, Lu and Og.

SO there's this little brony con I'm going to in my home state of Minnesota called "MLP-MSP"... and there's a chance I might get to play one of my DJ sets (currently not available online- know where I could post them that isn't Youtube? I try to keep my pony stuff away from prying trolls) at a free stage!

This could be the start of something awesome.

Well, to answer that question...

My computer's being a plot and my music creation program is lagging so severely that I can hardly get a normal 4/4 16-bar phrase done without getting massively frustrated. My Paint program seems to be working fine but GarageBand has got some case of the Blue Flu or something.

As for future endeavors, I'm planning fanart of somepony I'm watching and going to Changelingify some characters from some shows.

I've also gotten into Steven Universe thanks to my Very Special Somepony and will be posting some stuff of my ponified Gemsona, Fluorite. (My favorite character is Amethyst because she's gross and funny. THROW ME AGAIN!)

PSing will be getting a redesign and update- something happened during an RP with some other changelings and there's been a BIG event.

I don't think I feel so good about the cutie mark thing... It might be some sort of anti-equality thing going on. The fact that the offending mark itself looks a little like a grey version of the Gay Equality symbol makes me a little queasy about some of the theorizers taking it a little too far and will be saying things like "OMFG MLP REPRESENTS ANTI-GAY IM LEAVING TH FAND0M111". You may say I'm exaggerating but there are really some people like that.

All in all I'd say maybe make the offending mark a gray square instead.

Dear Strategist Carapace:
I have finally found out how to create music in the genre of what the ponies call "Hardstyle". After noticing a semi-hidden option in my music creation program to program the notes to be triplets instead of quarter-notes, a whole new world of options has been opened. I have also learned how to play many tunes from what ponies call "video games". Examples are "Amida Forest" from Digimon World, "King's Stage" from Tekken Tag Tournament and most interestingly, "Totaka's Song" from various works by Nintendo.

Tonight, I am "DJing" under the guise of one "Neon Lights" pony at Ponyville's roller disco for one hour. The real Neon is ill with streptococcus and has requested I substitute for him. I will then, afterwards, join the ponies in the excercise known as "rollerskating".

Your humble drone,
PSingularity PSpinneret
(OoC: I actually am DJing at a roller disco tonight.)