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Posted 14 years agoCheck out 
Runa216 he's doing ONE at the moment, go check him out and give him ideas!
His journal is here:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3093824/
Runa216 he's doing ONE at the moment, go check him out and give him ideas!His journal is here:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3093824/
Another birthday, another year to add to my talley.
Posted 14 years agoI've been laxing on journals and such, but I've been alive and well, sorta... this year so far has been filled with many new experiences and new adventures...
Things to add to my experiences list
-being hit by a car
-going to the ER by ambulance
-gettiing a tattoo
-taking care of said tattoo
and many other experiences I can't really name...
But anyway, i thought I should post this just to add something to my journals
Things to add to my experiences list
-being hit by a car
-going to the ER by ambulance
-gettiing a tattoo
-taking care of said tattoo
and many other experiences I can't really name...
But anyway, i thought I should post this just to add something to my journals
Go check this artist out, she's awesome! :D
Posted 14 years agoIf you don't, my army of knomes from mars will find and steal your socks.
missoro
She's doing commissions in may, and does some awesome artwork in general. Check her out...
OR YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! :P
missoroShe's doing commissions in may, and does some awesome artwork in general. Check her out...
OR YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! :P
Another stupid update :B
Posted 15 years agoPart one of a story involving Dras is complete, my hangovers are finished, and I'm chugging along as fast as an Iguana can....
It's been a long time....you monster.
Posted 15 years agoPORTAL pun aside.
It's been a severely long time since I posted and I thought I'd update everyone.
I'm turning 21 in a week and things have been going well despite some minor "setbacks". Working on a story that involves
Diablo_the_Rex 's character Dras and a few of my own creations. Searching for a job, and trying to enjoy life as it comes along!
I'll do my best to update after a few weeks when the massive hangovers wear off.
Until next time.
It's been a severely long time since I posted and I thought I'd update everyone.
I'm turning 21 in a week and things have been going well despite some minor "setbacks". Working on a story that involves
Diablo_the_Rex 's character Dras and a few of my own creations. Searching for a job, and trying to enjoy life as it comes along!I'll do my best to update after a few weeks when the massive hangovers wear off.
Until next time.
Ugh...tagged...I'm going to get you Indo!
Posted 15 years ago1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1.) I'm a History buff
2.) I have way too much to do with my time
3.) I'm easily stressed in situations where I shouldn't be.
4.) I wanted to be a Marine at one point.
5.) I'm going into a Law Enforcement position within the next two years
6.) I am 40 pounds away from reaching my weight goal
7.) NUMBER SEVEN NOT VAILD
8.) NUMBER 8 HAS COMMITTED AN INVALID OPERATION AND MUST SHUT DOWN.
The folks I'm tagging
talarath 
flacio 
Lunari
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1.) I'm a History buff
2.) I have way too much to do with my time
3.) I'm easily stressed in situations where I shouldn't be.
4.) I wanted to be a Marine at one point.
5.) I'm going into a Law Enforcement position within the next two years
6.) I am 40 pounds away from reaching my weight goal
7.) NUMBER SEVEN NOT VAILD
8.) NUMBER 8 HAS COMMITTED AN INVALID OPERATION AND MUST SHUT DOWN.
The folks I'm tagging
talarath 
flacio 
LunariI've been listening to more and more music.
Posted 15 years agoMostly WW2 German, UK, and Russian songs.
Most of them don't talk about destroying each other in gruesome ways. A lot of them talk about home, family, wives, and children.
This one is epicly awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDueUXtDGI
Most of them don't talk about destroying each other in gruesome ways. A lot of them talk about home, family, wives, and children.
This one is epicly awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDueUXtDGI
My,my, my...
Posted 15 years agoIt's been awhile on here for sure...
I've got a deviant art set up as well ^^
Iguanerdragon on deviant art, LOOK ME UP...NAO!!!
I've got a deviant art set up as well ^^
Iguanerdragon on deviant art, LOOK ME UP...NAO!!!
Birthday!!!
Posted 16 years agoAlright, today is my birthday!!! *dances all crazy like*
I'm twenty, not really interesting as 21, but you get the idea. Already got a few gifts from some friends (Though I don't expect much anyway) I even got some gifts for myself that are nice ^^
I really wish I could go and party, or had some people that I could party with nearby.
So, instead of that I'd like at least some of you to get on your knees....about now would be nice. xP
I'm twenty, not really interesting as 21, but you get the idea. Already got a few gifts from some friends (Though I don't expect much anyway) I even got some gifts for myself that are nice ^^
I really wish I could go and party, or had some people that I could party with nearby.
So, instead of that I'd like at least some of you to get on your knees....about now would be nice. xP
HELP!
Posted 16 years agoHelp, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me...
Yeah, took it from the beatles.
But it's how I feel at the moment, call me emo, call me a pansy. But I don't really care, it's what I thought struck me....
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me...
Yeah, took it from the beatles.
But it's how I feel at the moment, call me emo, call me a pansy. But I don't really care, it's what I thought struck me....
New and Improved Text Reference!
Posted 16 years agoSpecies: Iguana-Dragon
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Feral or anthro?: Anthro
Height: 7' 9"
Weight: 350-400
Colors:
Blue: entire body. Orange: Belly, underside of tail, neck frill and spikes down his spine Green: Running from his chin and lining the border between blue and orange all the way to his groin.
Type of 'skin': Plated
Iris: Reptile like
Eyes: Purple/green
Teeth: Large canines that move back to small pointy ones
Horns: Horns curve up slightly from just behind the eye ridges
Spines and Dulap: Like an Iguana, he has a Dulap, His Spines go from the top of his head all the way down to his tail going from long to extremely short at the end of his tail. Both are orange.
Wings: 20 foot wingspan (10 each) Horn like extrusions on ends of the wing bones
Hands: Straight claws, not curved such as a raptor. 4 claws. 3 'Normal' and 1 thumb (opposable thumbs!)
Feet: 5 toes, straight claws. (Anthro Dragon feet, not like an Iguana)
Genitals: (internal testicles/ Slit) Member is a deep red with ridges along the top.
Tailhole: Just behind the base of the tail, not between the buttcheeks.
Short clothing description:. You can find him in tight shorts and a mesh shirt...
Description (or the non-listed format): Tall for his species, this Iguana-Dragon is quite content to lounge in the sun, play in the water, or happily munch on food...or people that wander by.
SPECIAL MARKINGS!:
Green stripe that borders blue and orange all the way to the tip of the tail.
I've also got a tattoo on my right arm. Two curved lines, like an oval but detached from each other, bordered on the top line by three circles going from left to right, small to large. (will provide pic for that.)
Dislikes:
Scat
Watersports
Guro
Sounding
Fat furs
Massive boobs
Uberly muscled
Emos
Likes:
Rimming
Tailsmex
Toying
Autofellatio
Anal
Bondage
Herms
Collars and cuffs (goes with bondage)
Exibitionism
Mild Vore
Feet
Giving or Receiving Oral
Anything else, just ask ^^
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Feral or anthro?: Anthro
Height: 7' 9"
Weight: 350-400
Colors:
Blue: entire body. Orange: Belly, underside of tail, neck frill and spikes down his spine Green: Running from his chin and lining the border between blue and orange all the way to his groin.
Type of 'skin': Plated
Iris: Reptile like
Eyes: Purple/green
Teeth: Large canines that move back to small pointy ones
Horns: Horns curve up slightly from just behind the eye ridges
Spines and Dulap: Like an Iguana, he has a Dulap, His Spines go from the top of his head all the way down to his tail going from long to extremely short at the end of his tail. Both are orange.
Wings: 20 foot wingspan (10 each) Horn like extrusions on ends of the wing bones
Hands: Straight claws, not curved such as a raptor. 4 claws. 3 'Normal' and 1 thumb (opposable thumbs!)
Feet: 5 toes, straight claws. (Anthro Dragon feet, not like an Iguana)
Genitals: (internal testicles/ Slit) Member is a deep red with ridges along the top.
Tailhole: Just behind the base of the tail, not between the buttcheeks.
Short clothing description:. You can find him in tight shorts and a mesh shirt...
Description (or the non-listed format): Tall for his species, this Iguana-Dragon is quite content to lounge in the sun, play in the water, or happily munch on food...or people that wander by.
SPECIAL MARKINGS!:
Green stripe that borders blue and orange all the way to the tip of the tail.
I've also got a tattoo on my right arm. Two curved lines, like an oval but detached from each other, bordered on the top line by three circles going from left to right, small to large. (will provide pic for that.)
Dislikes:
Scat
Watersports
Guro
Sounding
Fat furs
Massive boobs
Uberly muscled
Emos
Likes:
Rimming
Tailsmex
Toying
Autofellatio
Anal
Bondage
Herms
Collars and cuffs (goes with bondage)
Exibitionism
Mild Vore
Feet
Giving or Receiving Oral
Anything else, just ask ^^
.....
Posted 16 years agoI really, really, REALLY want to blow up something right now....*roots around his place of employment for combustible objects*
Voice meme thing
Posted 16 years agoWhat famous person do you think would voice Psudowolf, if he were to be animated? Respond with a video link, if possible, which best demonstrates the voice you'd associate with my character!
Stolen from
newfdraggie 
twile
Stolen from
newfdraggie 
twile3 Things...
Posted 16 years agoI HATE ABOUT YOU!!!!
Stolen from
hydramon
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Psudo
2. Tank
3. Sexy xP
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Psudowolf
2. The_Agent
3. SnakeBite99
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Ate Reeses pieces (I hate to eat them, BUT THEY ARE SOOO GOOD!
2. Watched my brother play F.E.A.R.
3. Talked to a sheppie friend.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Personality
2. My Ability to fit into VERY tight spaces
3. My butt
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Face
2. Chest
3. Hair
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Portugese
2. English
3. German
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Heights
2. Meeting new people in person :/
3. Making my friends look bad.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Boxers
2. Shorts
3. What, it's three in the fucking morning...I'm wearing nothing else while lying in bed.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Money
3. Friends
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My Computers and Cell phone
2. My Family
3. My Sex toys
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Bob Marley and the Wailers
2. Fredrik Miller (Music maker, not a band)
3. Nightwish (Thanks tal <3)
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Music
2. Masturbation
3. Cuddle buddy
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Bob Marley- Three little birds
2. Basshunter-DOTA
3. Command and Conquer RA3 OST-Hell march
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Water Skiing
2. Dating...again.
3. Larger toy
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Stealing a candy bar in eighth grade
2. Lying to some VERY good friends
3. Dude, I could crash the server with what I regret.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Good understanding of each other
3. Fun
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. My Charm
2. My Money
3. My Charity
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I can wear an XL condom and it's a little too tight.
2. I'm a chronic sleeper
3. I have way to many bottles of lube to count.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX (EDITED FOR THOSE THAT DON'T HAVE FEELINGS TO THE OPPOSITE SEX):
1. Crotch (duh)
2. Good butt (another duh)
3. Hair color (makes or breaks the face)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Dance
2. Stay awake longer than four hours without a nap
3. Get a new job
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Great Grandfather
2. Some of my friends
3. My art ability
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Wings (dragon preferably)
2. Money
3. A cock.....WHAT, IT MAKES A GOOD GIFT!!!! >:O
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Friends
2. My Family
3. My awesome friends (they know who they are)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Reading
3. Masturbating xP
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Hang out with more friends
2. Go to my cousins house
3. Write
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Security Guard
2. Police Officer
3. Dancer (What, it's not hard. Wiggle your butt and take off your clothes....)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Japan
2. Hawaii
3. Austrailia
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Blue Dragon (super sexyness)
2. L from Death Note
3. Pickles the drummer (From Deathklok)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be able to have wings and scales like a dragon (Reptillian DNA FTW)
2. Go to Madagascar
3. Fight Zombies
Stolen from
hydramonTHREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Psudo
2. Tank
3. Sexy xP
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Psudowolf
2. The_Agent
3. SnakeBite99
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Ate Reeses pieces (I hate to eat them, BUT THEY ARE SOOO GOOD!
2. Watched my brother play F.E.A.R.
3. Talked to a sheppie friend.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Personality
2. My Ability to fit into VERY tight spaces
3. My butt
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Face
2. Chest
3. Hair
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Portugese
2. English
3. German
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Heights
2. Meeting new people in person :/
3. Making my friends look bad.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Boxers
2. Shorts
3. What, it's three in the fucking morning...I'm wearing nothing else while lying in bed.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Money
3. Friends
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My Computers and Cell phone
2. My Family
3. My Sex toys
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Bob Marley and the Wailers
2. Fredrik Miller (Music maker, not a band)
3. Nightwish (Thanks tal <3)
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Music
2. Masturbation
3. Cuddle buddy
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Bob Marley- Three little birds
2. Basshunter-DOTA
3. Command and Conquer RA3 OST-Hell march
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Water Skiing
2. Dating...again.
3. Larger toy
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Stealing a candy bar in eighth grade
2. Lying to some VERY good friends
3. Dude, I could crash the server with what I regret.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Good understanding of each other
3. Fun
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. My Charm
2. My Money
3. My Charity
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I can wear an XL condom and it's a little too tight.
2. I'm a chronic sleeper
3. I have way to many bottles of lube to count.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX (EDITED FOR THOSE THAT DON'T HAVE FEELINGS TO THE OPPOSITE SEX):
1. Crotch (duh)
2. Good butt (another duh)
3. Hair color (makes or breaks the face)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Dance
2. Stay awake longer than four hours without a nap
3. Get a new job
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Great Grandfather
2. Some of my friends
3. My art ability
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Wings (dragon preferably)
2. Money
3. A cock.....WHAT, IT MAKES A GOOD GIFT!!!! >:O
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Friends
2. My Family
3. My awesome friends (they know who they are)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Reading
3. Masturbating xP
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Hang out with more friends
2. Go to my cousins house
3. Write
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Security Guard
2. Police Officer
3. Dancer (What, it's not hard. Wiggle your butt and take off your clothes....)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Japan
2. Hawaii
3. Austrailia
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Blue Dragon (super sexyness)
2. L from Death Note
3. Pickles the drummer (From Deathklok)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be able to have wings and scales like a dragon (Reptillian DNA FTW)
2. Go to Madagascar
3. Fight Zombies
Naughty questions
Posted 16 years agoAsk them
I don't care what, just make sure they're naughty. You can be as gross as you like (within reason plz...kthx)
stolen from
ten
I don't care what, just make sure they're naughty. You can be as gross as you like (within reason plz...kthx)
stolen from
tenBlunt meme
Posted 16 years agoStole this from 
nekokittenpurrs
MEME! Be as blunt as fuck. you have 5 Spaces to say something to some one directly, thats Blunt and forward! no more Presumptions!! Or Misunderstanding! Lets just say whats on your mind!
1 Talarath Dude, make more models and POST THEM DAMNIT!
2
Jijix I'd do you if I got the chance.
3
Draco99 You're Awesome!
4
Midekai Seriously....DRAW ME Xp
5
Thorphax If I had money I'd commission you.
NOW ITS YOUR TURN
Im TELLING you to do this, then choose 3 people to do it as well! Great way to get shit off your chest. Might as well say it anyway if your thinking it!
Tagging
hydramon
Kira_swiftpaw
draco99
nekokittenpurrsMEME! Be as blunt as fuck. you have 5 Spaces to say something to some one directly, thats Blunt and forward! no more Presumptions!! Or Misunderstanding! Lets just say whats on your mind!
1
Talarath Dude, make more models and POST THEM DAMNIT!2
Jijix I'd do you if I got the chance.3
Draco99 You're Awesome!4
Midekai Seriously....DRAW ME Xp5
Thorphax If I had money I'd commission you.NOW ITS YOUR TURN
Im TELLING you to do this, then choose 3 people to do it as well! Great way to get shit off your chest. Might as well say it anyway if your thinking it!
Tagging
hydramon
Kira_swiftpaw draco99Innocence meme
Posted 16 years agoTook this one from 
ren-raku
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (She wanted to play xbox, that's where it is XD)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun(Many guns)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself (on accident. Not on purpose, that's not cool)
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job(still have one :3)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody (god no)
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped
INNOCENT % = 46
Meh, accurate enough.
ren-rakuInstructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (She wanted to play xbox, that's where it is XD)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun(Many guns)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself (on accident. Not on purpose, that's not cool)
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job(still have one :3)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody (god no)
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped
INNOCENT % = 46
Meh, accurate enough.
Seriously, help this artist out...
Posted 16 years agoHe's an awesome guy and needs a little help..
http://westly-roanoke.livejournal.com/190834.html
Do it or I crush your head with my massive thighs!
http://westly-roanoke.livejournal.com/190834.html
Do it or I crush your head with my massive thighs!
It's amazing
Posted 16 years agoHow you can go from tip top shape to absolute crap in 2 days, I've been sick for three days and contagious (judging on CDC standards) For one day.
Add onto that a slight bit of depression and work stress and you've got yourself a bad mix. ANYHOO, let's get this train a rollin. I'm still working on my stories, though I've hit a block in almost every single one I write, I need to get out of this slump and onto the high road again...
More to come when I feel like it.
Add onto that a slight bit of depression and work stress and you've got yourself a bad mix. ANYHOO, let's get this train a rollin. I'm still working on my stories, though I've hit a block in almost every single one I write, I need to get out of this slump and onto the high road again...
More to come when I feel like it.
Okay, Leaving colorado and heading back to the little pit...
Posted 16 years agoI call home. Hope I arrive safely at my destination to write an add on to this journal.
Well, this dragon is off to colorado
Posted 16 years agoHeading up for a family visit, though it really was an accident. They were planning a trip I said "interesting" and they dragged me down with them >.=.<
Well....such an interesting day.
Posted 16 years agoDoes anyone know how to clean up Hydrochloric Acid?
Holy fucking shit...
Posted 16 years agoI actually have something to write about!
In the recent days/weeks/ whatever, It's come to my attention that I've been ignored for the most part :/
I mean hell, I'm always there, I'm always bored, and most of the time horny as all get out. I'm there, I'm avalible, drop by and say hello, chat a bit, have some tea.
Sure, I might not be as "informed" as a lot of people, and I certainly don't care about what goes on in the world unless it somehow conflicts with my bubble of time and space, but I get lonely too. What's the use of having friends if they don't talk to you.
So drop on by, have a chat, sip tea, screw me in the butt, anything as long as you talk to me.
T.=.T xP
In the recent days/weeks/ whatever, It's come to my attention that I've been ignored for the most part :/
I mean hell, I'm always there, I'm always bored, and most of the time horny as all get out. I'm there, I'm avalible, drop by and say hello, chat a bit, have some tea.
Sure, I might not be as "informed" as a lot of people, and I certainly don't care about what goes on in the world unless it somehow conflicts with my bubble of time and space, but I get lonely too. What's the use of having friends if they don't talk to you.
So drop on by, have a chat, sip tea, screw me in the butt, anything as long as you talk to me.
T.=.T xP
I'm a lazy fucker and didn't have anything good to post.....
Posted 16 years agoSo I decided to be a thief and steal this meme from hydramon
Apply to be my Boyfriend or Girlfriend :D
NOTE: THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY (though I might reconsider if you're cute. XD)
Basics:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Make out with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Ask me out:
Date me:
Make out with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:
W0ULD Y0U 2
Go out with me?
Give me your number?
Kiss me?
Let me kiss you?
Watch a movie with me?
Be my boyfriend?
Hug me?
Buy me food?
Take me home to meet your parents?
Would you let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one?
Sing car karaoke with me?
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
E-post this for me to answer your questions?
Give me a piggyback ride?
Come to my house at 3am just to watch the stars?
Take me home when I'm too drunk to drive?
Get jealous when I hung out with the guys?
Bring me Mexican food from sombrero's just because?
D0 Y0U...
Think I'm cute?
Want to kiss me?
Want to cuddle wit me?
Want to hook up with me?
Find yourself thinking of me?
ARE WE...
Acquaintances?
Friends?
In a relationship?
AM I...
Smart?
Cute?
Funny?
Cool?
Interesting to talk to?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
Thought about me?
Thought there might be an "us"?
Thought about hooking up with me?
Found yourself wanting to kiss me?
Wished I were there?
ARE Y0U...
Happy you know me?
Mad at me?
Thinking bout me?
Going to repost this so that I will return the favour?
hydramonApply to be my Boyfriend or Girlfriend :D
NOTE: THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY (though I might reconsider if you're cute. XD)
Basics:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Make out with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Ask me out:
Date me:
Make out with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:
W0ULD Y0U 2
Go out with me?
Give me your number?
Kiss me?
Let me kiss you?
Watch a movie with me?
Be my boyfriend?
Hug me?
Buy me food?
Take me home to meet your parents?
Would you let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one?
Sing car karaoke with me?
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
E-post this for me to answer your questions?
Give me a piggyback ride?
Come to my house at 3am just to watch the stars?
Take me home when I'm too drunk to drive?
Get jealous when I hung out with the guys?
Bring me Mexican food from sombrero's just because?
D0 Y0U...
Think I'm cute?
Want to kiss me?
Want to cuddle wit me?
Want to hook up with me?
Find yourself thinking of me?
ARE WE...
Acquaintances?
Friends?
In a relationship?
AM I...
Smart?
Cute?
Funny?
Cool?
Interesting to talk to?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
Thought about me?
Thought there might be an "us"?
Thought about hooking up with me?
Found yourself wanting to kiss me?
Wished I were there?
ARE Y0U...
Happy you know me?
Mad at me?
Thinking bout me?
Going to repost this so that I will return the favour?
Sex meme?....AGAIN!
Posted 16 years agoStole this from 
necrodrone13 who stole it from 
ultraviolet
Sexual orientation:Gay
How often do you think about sex: Quite frequently, and other things DO pop into my mind occasionally.
How often do you HAVE sex: What are we talking here, Anal, oral, other things?
If it's #1: Haven't had that in three years, #2: Just last night, #3: We'll talk about it ^.=.^
Worst sexual experience: That's privlidged information
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Not proficient in either one
Casual sex: Only close friends would I let touch my body, and recently I've grown to allow a couple more into that group, they know who they are. ^^
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Uhh, what?
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have a few cock rings, a few toys, a SHITLOAD of lube.
Least sexiest body part: My stomach and face, I don't like the way my face looks...and I'm working on the stomach. ^^
Favorite body type: I'd have to say, I fall for the cute ones. For the definition of cute, it's you're own personal choice.
Body hair: A little is okay, but too much and it's a turn off. :p
Monogamy or polygamy?: Personally, I'd have to go with half and half. As long as you're clean and get regular checkups every six months...you're good. ^^
Underwear: O.=.o?
Pornographic or erotic: Both, kthx
How large is your porn collection?: Uhh....*slides trunk under bed* you saw nothing.
Favorite hair color: Dont have a preference.
Kissing or cuddling?: I love both.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Dunno, don't have one.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Dragons, Canids ( sexy knotting action XP), hooved creatures
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Don't really do much research.
necrodrone13 who stole it from 
ultravioletSexual orientation:Gay
How often do you think about sex: Quite frequently, and other things DO pop into my mind occasionally.
How often do you HAVE sex: What are we talking here, Anal, oral, other things?
If it's #1: Haven't had that in three years, #2: Just last night, #3: We'll talk about it ^.=.^
Worst sexual experience: That's privlidged information
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Not proficient in either one
Casual sex: Only close friends would I let touch my body, and recently I've grown to allow a couple more into that group, they know who they are. ^^
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Uhh, what?
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have a few cock rings, a few toys, a SHITLOAD of lube.
Least sexiest body part: My stomach and face, I don't like the way my face looks...and I'm working on the stomach. ^^
Favorite body type: I'd have to say, I fall for the cute ones. For the definition of cute, it's you're own personal choice.
Body hair: A little is okay, but too much and it's a turn off. :p
Monogamy or polygamy?: Personally, I'd have to go with half and half. As long as you're clean and get regular checkups every six months...you're good. ^^
Underwear: O.=.o?
Pornographic or erotic: Both, kthx
How large is your porn collection?: Uhh....*slides trunk under bed* you saw nothing.
Favorite hair color: Dont have a preference.
Kissing or cuddling?: I love both.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Dunno, don't have one.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Dragons, Canids ( sexy knotting action XP), hooved creatures
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Don't really do much research.
