1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Sort of, never really thought about it

2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Yeah, I wear military clothing most of the time, why...because it fucking kicks ass, that's why.

3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Yes sir, we do.

4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
No comment on this one. :/

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Just read my journal entitled "Psudo's BIO"

6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yes and no.
I'm sort of a slut in real life (not overly so, pervs...sheesh)

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Nope

8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
No scat, vore, guro, watersports, any of the other turn offs

9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Soldier, Cutie, all around horny dragon, good for a fuck when asked for it. ;)

10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
9-9.5 I never give a ten, because a ten is the absolute highest you can go.

Never gonna give you u-*shot*
*ahem*
This was taken from  Kittiara

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Waterways" By Kyell Gold
"For you, spike, I'll do it free" Sal still called him 'Spike' after his Ultima Online character, but didn't want Kory to call him 'Ike' anymore.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Hit my brother in the snout, now he's giving me the death glare.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bones

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:40 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:48 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My uromastyx lizard scrabbling on the glass walls of his enclosure, Jo-Jo using her litterbox, bathroom sink dripping, and a police siren

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Checking the back fence at my work due to a "suspicious noise"

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Furry Porn

9. What are you wearing?
You really want to know?
Okay, Undershirt, deep purple boxers, socks, my choker, and a ring I got from a "special" friend.

10. Did you dream last night?
I remember, but I'm not telling, but the dragon knows who he is. :3

11. When did you last laugh?
I laughed this morning at a funny video on youtube of an elmo doll suicide bombing the market on sesame street.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
Misc. game posters, Marine Corps. creed, Hot Fuzz poster, My bloody Valentine poster, other objects.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Two people having sex out on the outdoor basketball court as i was walking by doing my rounds. When approached they wanted to speak to my boss for sexual harrasment of a patron. I explained to them that I was the night officer and that they were trespassing. When they responded that I was watching them, I simply said "I'm gay and you are nowhere NEAR cute." and escorted them off the premesis. :3

14. What do you think of this quiz?
M...E...H!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Soviet Military parades put to C&C's Hellmarch music.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Put one million towards MS research, fly and get all my friends from around the globe and take them to a nice resort for wild and kinky sex, buy my own house so I don't have to put up with religious crap from my grandmother and aunt. Ask a few select Utah Furs to live at my place rent and worry free, then put the rest in the bank and let it gather interest.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm not very outgoing offline, but online I'll ask you anything.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Equality for all the world, eradicate the civil wars in africa, and dismantle China's nuclear missiles :p[

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, when nobodies looking i'm fairly good....but when they are, I have two left feet >.=.<

20. George Bush:
Former monkey in chief.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I will never have kids biologically. But I might adopt somewhere down the road. ^.=.^
Maybe Caroline or something like that.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Spencer or Mark

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe, depends on where and who I'm staying with.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
*taps watch* What in my name took you so long!

AND, as an added bonus. once you're finished I want you to add a question.

25. If you woke up as a furry, what is the first thing you'd do?
Paw off and hug my tail (loves tails if you can't tell) ~.=.^

Now that I have your attention.

I'm doing some stories for a few people and it's gotten my brain going, why not do one with romance, adventure, action, friends, good food, and most of all...SEX.
So far, I have a few people already on board...no plot set as of yet, we're still working on it as we speak *pokes his dragon friend in the butt "WAKE UP"*

*ahem* anyway, I have NO SLOTS avalible for characters in this story. HOWEVER, they will not be major roles, just a few side people and maybe a character in the beginning.
(Edit, you must add a reference to your character and any details that could be crucial)

I'm also holding a contest for an ultra cool slot where the character stays consistent all the way through the story.

Contest requirements!
#1: Name for the story (no name as of yet)
#2: must be in before I start the story (should be around june, maybe earlier)
#3: Any and all entries afterward will be looked at and there may be a POSSIBLITY that if you can convince me to use your name, it will be used.

Winner recieves:
1: Placement in the story as a permanent character.
2: A big hug
3: assorted fruit gift basket.

All who are on the story as of now
 Talarath(same as newf)
 Newfdraggie(Always approved)
 thelapdragon
 psudowolf (me)
 dattas (Approved)
 Indogali (approved and doin artwork for it =D)
 Thorphax (Gots a slot!)
 Ren-Raku
 Atariwolf
 acroth
--Ubercool slot--

READY GO!

Well, I fell into a trap....again....This time is was from  deathdragon3 who took it from  xylex

What a Kiss Means...
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.


--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"

I am thinking of two people at this moment...how about you?

One last time for the ultra cool super duper awesome ginormous code that will save you $5 dollars off of BD toy orders!

COCK4PSUDOWOLF

^This awesome code will save you $5 dollars off any toy order from Bad Dragon Use the code in the "discount" code box at the bottom of your order page. Make sure it's all caps or it won't work.

Happy times! =D

Well, I'm going to need the help of my good friend Talarath to help me with this piece O' shit computer, it's been uploading but not quite working properly.
Anyhoo, see you peeps later!

Awesome...just awesome

AAAAAANNNNNNNND!

LOOK MOM, NO MEMES!

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!

*facepalm*

A TOTALLY ORIGINAL MEME!
Just go here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVwsygqozYc

Rules are!:
1. After you must post this in your journal with a different video.
2. You must post what happened in my journal
3. no peeking at the comments...
4. Ya did peek didn't ya...cheater!

Okay, for those of you who want a toy but don't quite have enough. Well today is your lucky day, I have somewhere in my journal here a coupon code that will give you five dollars off your next order from BAD DRAGON :D

Now back to our currently scheduled journal and ranting........................................

So there I was sitting at home and I was wondering if anyone was going to call me. Then I heard my phone ringing, it was the rickroll song and it went like...GHE!

*stuffing body into bag* The poster has been sacked for meme uploading violations. We apologize for the commotion and give you the code...AFTER THIS ADVERTISEMENT!


If at ANY time you need to use this code, feel free to do so. It could save you $5 dollars off your next order from Bad Dragon. (preferably use it for two seperate orders =) )

I order to get the code you need to message me via MSN OR send me a note. I want to keep track of who is really ordering

Stole this from  drakesapphire

Ill be willing to answer anything anyone is curious about.

Leave a comment, Ill note your answer. Have fun ask anything

CONDITIONS!: NO
Asking where I live
What I look like
Or how many toys I have because I have four....plus give or take 67 bottles of lube. :>
READY...SET..GO!

I stole this from  Kidsune

If you respond to my journal

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
(if possible. If not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)
4. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
5. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
6. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
7. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
8. If you play, you MUST post this on yours

Stolen from  hydramon who stole it from  milofox08
46 questions of fun!
Rules:
1) Answer fully
2) No skipping
3) add 1 question to the end of is list and change the title to "[new number] questions of fun!"

Basic
1) Username?: Psudowolf

2) Age?:19-20

3) Gender?: Male

4) Real name?: CLASSIFIED!

5) Anthro-form Species?: First character is a fox, second is a dragon

6) Religion?: None

7) Birthdate?: October 30th 1988-89

8) MP3 Player of choice?: bullshit, I use my blackberry!

9) Place of choice?: My room (tis where all my toys are ^_^)

10) Kittys or Kittehs?: What the fuck kind of question is that!


Favorites
11) Food? Don't really have one.

12) Ice cream?: Cookie dough

13) Cookie?: Peanut butter

14) Drink?: Used to drink a TON of soda, now i'm drinking water and milk

15) Song?: Ravers Fantasy

16) Band?: Who needs a band!

17) Album?: Meh

18) Number?: 777

19) Thing to do?: heh, it's me here. I like to use toys, play games, text a TON!

20) Game?: The one with the collars and chain...oh, wait!....Disregard the last part....Resistance 2...>.<

Random
21) Best friend?: I have three,  Talarath,  Kira_Swiftpaw, and A friend on SL named Chrome.

22) Second Best friend?: Don't have many

23) COOKIEDOUGH!?!??: Are you high on cocaine?

24) HTML.: Hyper Text Media Link...right?

25) Did you google the last one?: Fuck Google

26) Really..?: No, I called the kremlin and asked them.

27) Cold or hot?: I'm hot! what's not to love?

28) Legos are fun?: Lincoln Logs are better

29) Ipod?: Nano, Mini, Original, Classic, and Touch

30) Like or liek?: If you even dare use Liek, you're a /b/tard

31) ever cheat on a test?: Yup

32) Ran away?: Yup, got as far as the local police station.

33) skipped school?: I did and look where it brought me

34) had... um... Thinky Thoughts for someone?: If you mean thoughts of pouncing someone and humping the everloving crap out of them.....yes

34) Have you ever had sexual/romantic thoughts for someone?: I have a HUGE crush right now. But i'm not telling who it is, but me and you'll get the shotgun.

35) Ate something you shouldn't?: Oh hell yes

36) Lied?: I have, but never to friends.

37) About what?: Don't quite remember

38) Forged someones Signature?: got me out of third grade summer school.

39) Broke something you shouldn't of touched?: Picture frames, weapons, cars...meaningless stuff.

40) Grounded, and for what?: Yes, I was caught by an undercover cop shoplifting.

User questions
41) Do you liek teh cheeseburger?: Spell correctly and I'll answer

42) Do you like waffles XD?: With ice cream and cherries

43) Do you think you'd enjoy being immortal?: I wouldn't mind, i'd use it to help the world become a better place.

44) Have you ever self harmed?: No, never have, never will. (fucking weirdos)

45) Fav. hobby you love to do and should do but are too lazy to do xD: My drawing skills....what!, I work over 100 hours, I don't have time....stop looking at me like that....aww, go fuck yourself.

46) Do you play a musical instrument?: Guitar

QUESTION IS NUMBER 47!
47) Do you or do you not own a BD toy, (C'mon, the link is right there at the bottom of the page!): I own 4 of them and 67 bottles of lube. >.<

So,  OOsarovakOO stole this from  bluedude And I stole it from him.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Only a few close friends would I even have sex with (they know who they are)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime,anywhere, with a condom and my close friends.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
What does this have to do with sex?

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Any meat is good

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No....but I have had to pull over to the side of the road to piss?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Pffff....I've put things IN me for money.

7. Shower or bath?
Only showers, they feel nice and I can use toys >.>....<.<

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not very much, no

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Again, WTF does this have to do with sex?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Don't care, as long as they love me.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love a bunch of people. Only a select few would be on my "dating" list (They know who they are)

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know most of mine, the rest is classified.

13. Love or money?
I'm going to take both....because both are good.

14. Credit cards or cash?
I use cash mostly, credit cards can lead you into debt.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping is better, sex in the wild would be AWESOME!

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The weirdest place I've done it would have to be in his living room, with two other friends.....HEY!....PISS OFF, I'm not telling you how it went down!

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
I am, for the most part, hairless. But I wouldn't shave my head,FUUUUUUUCK that.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, thank god.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yeah, been kicked out of a few casino's too.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yep, full on makeout session

24. Favorite drink?
Grape soda mixed with lemon lime. <3

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Gave a Blowjob to a friend that needed it...<3

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Not in public, not at home, in a friends home....no. (Perverted bastards)

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, been to a couple actually. I have a friend named brian that gives me totes of condoms.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Collar, rings. some other Misc. items

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Let's just say that giving a handjob in your friends parents living room isn't good.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
My close and dear friends only

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
 hydramon

I have been a busy Fwuffsky as of late, getting a large gift basket of goodies for my best friend...sorting out a hacking problem, getting some new toys (only close friends know. -.^)

Yeah, been in a steep depression and confusion stage. Hurt my hand because I punched a glass picture cover and had to go to the hospital.
Thankfully with the help of many, many furry friends I am slowly feeling better.

Thanks you guys!
*Nuzzles and snuggles everyone*

At least for the moment.
Damn it's been quite a while, and I have been bogged down by my job so much that I haven't had time to think, date, draw ( very little now due to more work), or even play games. The only thing I have had time to do is sleep and chat with my friends when I am at work, and then when something happens that requires a suit I have to drop whatever I am doing and save the fucking day. And what do I get for it, seven fucking dollars an hour and a shitty boss that says " Oh, by the way, we're going to increase your hours and you'll be working by yourself"

Somehow, by an unfortunate leak (whose been sacked) my boss knows I am leaning gay. It is none of my works business that they know my sexual preference, in fact I should sue the ever loving pants off of the mother fuckers. I am the only one who happens to do any work in that god forsaken place called a gym, the only one who happens to follow orders, the only one who stops people from entering the building through doors and windows (another story for later) and I am the only one who happens to know how to put an environment suit on when the need arises. And everyone else gets to slack off and get paid ten+ dollars an hour to sit on their fat asses and look official, while the real worker gets paid seven and is treated like shit.

God I need to get a new job.
[/end rant]

Some new inked pictures when I get the time.

Due to my having nothing to post about at the moment.
I shall return though....when I have some more artwork and something to post about.

Merry Christmas to everyone!
I am working on some new sketches and I will have some of them to show in the morning...
In the meantime, please don't stuff yourself to full. And I hope to see some awesome presents!

Working on a new short clip to show the sway of my new tail!

And in more news: On the FA forums, I helped squash a troll.

And i'm starting work on a stick figure comic, that in due time. Will be upgraded to a fully drawn comic.

More to come as I see fit.

Though only two pictures, I really love it.
It's so nice and fluffy, and poofy, and ...NICE! *giggles with glee*
I'll update later with a link to a video once I get my camera working today. ^^

THANK YOU KIRA!!!!
You're a Fwufsky's best friend!

More special hugs!: Spencer (of course), Kira (just for being you...and for making that tail ^^), And whoever happens to read this by chance.

Or in this case, paint me into a lot of trouble. My brother got onto my computer and was searching through my files, and came upon some artwork. Now it wasn't bad artwork..per-say, but it did arouse his suspicions that I am a furry.
I threatened to hit him across the snoot with a Thor.... and he still doesn't get it...

Anyway, thanks to talking with my boyfriend and Kira, I am feeling better after a harrowing night of being sick, from a burrito of all things.... anyway, I've finished fixing my basement. And the walls are finished, so it's back to school and drawing for me!

SPECIAL HUGS GO OUT TO: Kira_Swiftpaw and Spencer (hydramon)

Pics to come of me and my tail!

My tail arrived in the mail today.
I am so happy that I just threw my keyboard at the wall.jkl;akl;sa;afasdihflklajsd;ifje!
And I cannot wait to wear it!

---

EDIT: I have a few pictures, and a video is on it's way....I'll post the pics later today!
THANKS KIRA!....I LOVE IT!

Pics and video coming soon!

Uhhh....well.
I found out why my internet is being shitty.
Appearently I have used up my bandwidth, which is odd. Cause I use wireless at work most of the time.
Maybe it's my brother, and in that case I am going to go and whack him in the face with a Thor.
I have started repairs on that broken pipe and am feeling much better, thanks to my boyfriend and Kira.
My computer is fixed (water damage) and I am working on repairing my scanner and printer.
My laptop was completely destroyed and had to be sent in.

My tail that Kira has made is on it's way to me, I am so excited that I am basically crushing my keyboard!
When it arrives, i'll show you some pictures!

SPECIAL HUGS AND KISSES GO OUT TO: Kira_Swiftpaw, Hydramon (Spencer, you always get hugs and kisses. ^^), Ranmov_silverscales (if I spelled that correct), And Runa.

MORE TO COME WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!

I can't seem to connect to some forums and webpages. I can't even seem to see my boyfriend online, which is pretty sad *crys*
Which is pretty sad, because since shit hit the fan, I've been needing somebody to talk to....

EDIT: Thanks to Kira and Spencer. I have talked it out, and am happy.
THANKS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!