Where are you staying?
My house as usual

When will you be there?
Saturday

How are you traveling?
Fart-propelled dirigible

Who will you be rooming with?
My room

What is the best way to find you?
Just follow the sounds of creepy laughter and you'll probably be on the right track

What do you look like?
If you don't already know, I ain't telling

Will you be suiting?
No, but I'll be dressed as a weird rat version of Junrat

What is your gender?
Male with just a dash of paprika

How tall are you?
About as tall as a tree that is my height

Are you taken?
I mean, yeah, but if my relationship status is somehow critical to a convention you might have skewed priorities

Can I talk to you?
You can certainly try, but don't expect much. I can't even talk to me. We just fight.

Can I touch you?
Only if you aren't particularly partial to keeping your hands attached to your arms

Can I visit your room?
Uh no do not come to my house I have an attack lizard

Can I buy you drinks?
Depends on your motive

Can I give you stuff?
Depends on what. I will not take your phone number, unpaid bills, your trash, unsolicited scripts, or unwanted family members. I'll take gifts though.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Refer to "can I touch you"

Are you nice?
Eh

Will you be going to parties?
How should I know at this point?

Will you be performing?
Actually yeah I'm Columbia for the showing of Rocky Horror on Saturday night

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Don't

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Hiding in corners and chuckling to myself

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
No way dude I'm not a cruise director

Can I take your picture?
I encourage this

Who will you be hanging out with/seeing this year?
My friends

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Not to go crazy and start eating drywall out of anxiety

Boy o boy I sure am fun

Ok I have decided to actually open for bust badge commissions! They are digital only for the moment, so I'll send you the file. I will accept PayPal <I'll send you the email address> or money orders. They are $15 which I'm really hoping is a fair price because I have no idea. If you are interested, comment here or send me a private message or something. Examples are over in my Digital Badge folder. Please click on full view so that you don't get the funky compressed version <3

I'm really really REALLY obsessed with my new fursona and I have a really hard time ever getting anyone to commission me so the combination of those gives me the message that I should really do some trades. Preferably badge ones so I can get more examples for <please please please> future commissioners. But anything goes.

So my new fursona is indeed a jackal, and I was thinking about this today for other reasons. It really kinda bugs me when people's fursonas are Anubis <if your fursona is a black jackal with a golden eye markings but are "an OC" sorry amigo but you are trying to be Anubis> because that's a religious symbol. Yes, it's from a mostly dead religion. Not totally. There's still a few people out there, myself included, that believe in the Egyptian pantheon and actually practice the associated religion. To me, it's taking a god and trying to make it your own. I can't really describe it, but it feels bad. Ancient gods aren't fursonas.

So I'm potentially opening up digital badge commissions...my partner has blown out his alternator and I'm a super sweet boyfriend. You can see examples in my gallery, and I'm charging $10. It's a little more than I usually charge but I think my art is probably worth that. I could be totally wrong and it's complete craperoo I have no idea. The "potentially" part is because I have to figure out if my PayPal still works. But I want to float this by now so anyone who is interested could contact me now.

Also pointless update but I do have a new fursona sheet and will be updating my profile, in case anyone wondered why the profile of the squirrel Scout is now the jackal Hyde.

For reasons that I don't really want to go into, I'm using a new fursona. I know that I never get art of my characters anyway, but if I ever did, I want the new character I designed to take that place. Scout has become sort of...sacred, almost. He's transitioning to something new, and I just don't want him to be used as my furry representation. This also has allowed me to come up with something totally cool and new and incorporating things I like such as robotics, radioactivity, organic chemistry, horns, and clashing colors. So I guess if you pay attention to this account, keep an eyeball out for my new character who is really rad and I would actually like art of him.

I'm not dead. I still do art. Feed me.

I've actually been doing art a lot. I'm just too lazy to upload it. And most of it isn't furry anyway, sooooooooooo

So I realised it's gonna be a helluva long time till I get a tablet, so I might as well hone my traditional skills. I'm gonna start posting sketches to my scraps just for funsies, so if you like my art, check there. If I like the end results, I might offer traditional badge commissions cuz I need money.
Also if you're going to DCC, holla.

I need money so I can buy a better tablet. That money would be gotten by commissions, which require a better tablet. Sooooooooo...who wants to buy an internal organ? My liver and spleen are kinda icky, but I've got a great...uh...appendix?

http://www.livestream.com/furryartstreamz?t=208301 ( ulrich-ironpaw) is awesome and wants people to watch him stream. Go watch him and tell him that Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis sent ya.

I am now without the good tablet, so there's gonna be a lack of art for a bit. Not that anyone cares.

I'm still working on getting more examples up...I have one completed that I'm waiting on getting permission to post <do I need permission?> and one to be finished soon. Anyway, my PayPal is all nice and set up, and I'm going to advertise a teeny bit tonight. So tell your friends or something.

So I get the snazzy tablet for about a week. I'm going to test today how fast I can pump out a badge from start to finish, and that will determine how many slots I open. Not that anyone is just dying for a badge from me, but depending on my speed, I might advertise a little better.

My journal this morning was practically unreadable due to me being half-asleep.
Anyway help me get an RMFC table.
$5 gets you a swaggy digital badge, and, if you are going to the con, I'll print it and laminate it all professional-like.

So I really want a table at RMFC, and as such am opening badge commissions for $5. They are digital, but if you are going to the con, I will laminate it and give it to you there.
I'm half asleepnas I write this so sorry if I worded it poorly.

After using my boo's swag-o-magic tablet, I think I'm spoiled. It sucks cuz I wanted to open up commissions, but the ease and good results of a nice tablet makes me really not want to go back to using my dinky one.

My Dearest lent me his tablet which is soooooo easy to use, so I'm gonna knock out that art I owe people while I have it so I can get back to doing art for me. Yay.

I'm only like a month in and I hate it. It's becoming increasingly difficult to keep my head above water and maintain a positive attitude.

Yesterday was awful (mostly-thank you, my darling, for making it less shitty). I was sick, I bruised my hip pretty bad on some ice, I got a crappy grade on a quiz, I was reminded of how much I hate this semester, and I somehow managed to fall asleep in such a position that everything hurts today.
Today, I still feel shitty and I have to go over 1335 ecology flashcards for a test tomorrow.
This is a fantastic day to distract me.

I'll have my first journal be one of those "learn about me" memes so y'all can learn about me. I'm also really sick and feverish so the answers will either be really honest or really off-the-mark.

1. Can you find a copy of this meme so I don't have to come up with my own questions?
No. Fuck this. I'm too tired for this shit. This was a bad idea.