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A Furry enterprise seeks assistance....
Posted 13 years agoA ambitious young fur meeds some assistance. She's attempting a new business startup and is need of help with a name. If interested, or have any ideas/suggestions for her, check out her journal.. .phoenixhaflbreed
What's in a name (artists and watchers alike) ... http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:27103874
What's in a name (artists and watchers alike) ... http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:27103874
Another Year...... Another Birthday......
Posted 13 years agoWell another year has come and gone, and yet another birthday has snuck up on me. Not sure if anybody remembered, but after you've had as many as I've had they all seem to blend together anyway. I guess the only question remaining is what should I get to celebrate with, a bottle of wine? Or a bottle of geritol, LOL!
Free requests! From Eos
Posted 13 years agoHay, I ran into a new artist, https://a.furaffinity.net/voda.gif ~Voda ( Member )
take a look. As is offering requests... *grins*
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3438701
Free requests! From Eos
Posted 13 years agoHay, I ran into a new artist, https://a.furaffinity.net/voda.gif ~Voda ( Member )
take a look. As is offering requests... *grins*
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3438701
uncomfortable meme
Posted 13 years agoOk .... This one I snatched from FelineElement, who snagged it from the Mistress of Meme's Fluffball...
(I am such a sucker for these things....)
What color are your underwear/panties?
Oh Crap! I knew I forgot something this morning..... Mmmmm several different colors really, no pink though....
Do they have a design?
Nope
Girls, what color is your bra?
I'm a dude, no boobs. LOL
Is there a design?
(points up at last question)
what color are your socks?
White, always white....
Is there a design on them?
Aaaa no, I one pare that say Haynes on the toe though, that count?
Are you a virgin?
No, That went bye bye a long time ago...
Happy that way?
Yep (evil grins)
What is your favorite sex position?
Any position that she likes the best, I'm flexible....
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight, but don't hold that against me....
Do you look at hentai?
Rather look at furries,,,
Real porn?
Yea, but still rather look at furries,,,
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yea. Write some too. There is a good site called Sofurry....
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Mmmm not much.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl in 5th grade. She did it on a dare from her friends. She must have liked it because she keep coming back to sneak more... T hoes were good days (sigh)
Are they of the opposite sex?
no....
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No. Well there was a friend who kissed me and ran like hell LOL.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Friends? Yes, Strangers, no....
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Watch for a bit. Wait until they were were finished, set them both down and discuss it and where things are going. I'm a forgiving soul and accommodating but if the relationship is ending then why beat around the bush....
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
If so, where?
See last question.
Do you have any tattoos?
Mmmm thinking about it.
If so, where?
Arms (NO! That hurts too much!!)
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Not to my knowledge. I have one cub but she is adopted....
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I was in collage once. But only once.
If so, which ones?
Pot. Discovered I don't like it....
Have you ever cheated on someone?
There is very few who have lived as long as I have and doesn't have their transgressions. I also believe in honesty and communication.
Ever been cheated on?
Yes. She brought it to me and we talked it through. I didn't make demands and she didn't make promises, but our love did grow stronger.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not yet LOL
Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmm, yea.... one or two LOL
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
A cousin, but she wasn't blood relations and we were only 10 LOL
Have you ever masturbated?
Aaaa should I stop now?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yeaa (blush)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Oh YEA! (goes from blush to grins)
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Male, I use rubbers unless she doesn't want me to....
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Mmmm I have a couple stories out there LOL.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not much.
Do they care?
Dad was understanding when he was teaching me to use tools LOL.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.... But you didn't ask all the right questions. Want to try again? LOL
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No! Trinity dared me to do it!!!! LOL
*Ducks the virtual shoe Trinity tosses at me.*
(I am such a sucker for these things....)
What color are your underwear/panties?
Oh Crap! I knew I forgot something this morning..... Mmmmm several different colors really, no pink though....
Do they have a design?
Nope
Girls, what color is your bra?
I'm a dude, no boobs. LOL
Is there a design?
(points up at last question)
what color are your socks?
White, always white....
Is there a design on them?
Aaaa no, I one pare that say Haynes on the toe though, that count?
Are you a virgin?
No, That went bye bye a long time ago...
Happy that way?
Yep (evil grins)
What is your favorite sex position?
Any position that she likes the best, I'm flexible....
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight, but don't hold that against me....
Do you look at hentai?
Rather look at furries,,,
Real porn?
Yea, but still rather look at furries,,,
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yea. Write some too. There is a good site called Sofurry....
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Mmmm not much.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl in 5th grade. She did it on a dare from her friends. She must have liked it because she keep coming back to sneak more... T hoes were good days (sigh)
Are they of the opposite sex?
no....
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No. Well there was a friend who kissed me and ran like hell LOL.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Friends? Yes, Strangers, no....
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Watch for a bit. Wait until they were were finished, set them both down and discuss it and where things are going. I'm a forgiving soul and accommodating but if the relationship is ending then why beat around the bush....
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
If so, where?
See last question.
Do you have any tattoos?
Mmmm thinking about it.
If so, where?
Arms (NO! That hurts too much!!)
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Not to my knowledge. I have one cub but she is adopted....
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I was in collage once. But only once.
If so, which ones?
Pot. Discovered I don't like it....
Have you ever cheated on someone?
There is very few who have lived as long as I have and doesn't have their transgressions. I also believe in honesty and communication.
Ever been cheated on?
Yes. She brought it to me and we talked it through. I didn't make demands and she didn't make promises, but our love did grow stronger.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not yet LOL
Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmm, yea.... one or two LOL
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
A cousin, but she wasn't blood relations and we were only 10 LOL
Have you ever masturbated?
Aaaa should I stop now?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yeaa (blush)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Oh YEA! (goes from blush to grins)
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Male, I use rubbers unless she doesn't want me to....
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Mmmm I have a couple stories out there LOL.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not much.
Do they care?
Dad was understanding when he was teaching me to use tools LOL.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.... But you didn't ask all the right questions. Want to try again? LOL
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No! Trinity dared me to do it!!!! LOL
*Ducks the virtual shoe Trinity tosses at me.*
A little somthing I sniched,,,,
Posted 13 years agoThis should be interesting to see just who will respond.... *Sly Grins*
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
AM I...
[] Cute?
[] Funny?
[] Amazing?
[] Sexy?
[] Weird?
[] Annoying?
[] Addicting?
[] Inspiring?
[] Scary?
[] A dick head?
[] A sweetheart?
[] A disturbance?
[] A good friend?
[] Your best friend?
[] The reason you get out of bed every morning?
HAVE YOU...
[] Cried from missing me so much?
[] Laughed at me?
[] Wanted to hold me?
[] Wanted to kiss me?
[] Tried to avoid me?
[] Thought about me?
[] Had a dream about me?
[] Gotten mad at me over something silly?
[] Talked about me behind my back?
[] Thought there might be an us?
DO I...
[] Make you smile?
[] Make you laugh?
[] Make you sick?
[] Turn you on?
[] Make you blush?
[] Make you lol at how retarded I am?
WOULD YOU...
[] Carry me?
[] Kiss me?
[] Hug me?
[] Make me watch something with you?
[] Take advantage of me?
[] Snuggle with me?
[] Cry on my shoulder?
[] Slap me?
[] Shake hands with me?
[] Sleep in the same bed with me?
[] Instant message me/text me?
[] Talk to me on the phone?
[] Dance with me?
You and I are...
[] Enemies
[] Complete strangers
[] Acquaintances
[] Friends
[] Best friends
[] In love
[] In a relationship
[] Engaged
[] Married
ARE YOU...
[] Glad you know me?
[] Gonna ask me to be yours one day?
[] Afraid of me?
[] Gonna ignore this?
[] Gonna pass this on so I can fill this out for you?
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
AM I...
[] Cute?
[] Funny?
[] Amazing?
[] Sexy?
[] Weird?
[] Annoying?
[] Addicting?
[] Inspiring?
[] Scary?
[] A dick head?
[] A sweetheart?
[] A disturbance?
[] A good friend?
[] Your best friend?
[] The reason you get out of bed every morning?
HAVE YOU...
[] Cried from missing me so much?
[] Laughed at me?
[] Wanted to hold me?
[] Wanted to kiss me?
[] Tried to avoid me?
[] Thought about me?
[] Had a dream about me?
[] Gotten mad at me over something silly?
[] Talked about me behind my back?
[] Thought there might be an us?
DO I...
[] Make you smile?
[] Make you laugh?
[] Make you sick?
[] Turn you on?
[] Make you blush?
[] Make you lol at how retarded I am?
WOULD YOU...
[] Carry me?
[] Kiss me?
[] Hug me?
[] Make me watch something with you?
[] Take advantage of me?
[] Snuggle with me?
[] Cry on my shoulder?
[] Slap me?
[] Shake hands with me?
[] Sleep in the same bed with me?
[] Instant message me/text me?
[] Talk to me on the phone?
[] Dance with me?
You and I are...
[] Enemies
[] Complete strangers
[] Acquaintances
[] Friends
[] Best friends
[] In love
[] In a relationship
[] Engaged
[] Married
ARE YOU...
[] Glad you know me?
[] Gonna ask me to be yours one day?
[] Afraid of me?
[] Gonna ignore this?
[] Gonna pass this on so I can fill this out for you?
Boy's confessions....?....
Posted 13 years agoBlame this one on ~mx5madness LOL
1.Do you sleep naked?
Used to, Not much anymore.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
As long as she is blond, or brunet, or maybe a redhead... But who would be sleeping?
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Not even remotely
5. Are you a manly man?
I would like to think so...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Girlfriend... (one of several) (snix)
7. Small or large package?
It's not the size, it's how you use it...
8. Are you short?
Just right. (grins)
9. Do you like somebody?
I like everybody, just some more than others.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Whats a Facebook, and why would I own one???
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Well DUH! Them suckers smell!
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Mmmm I don't think so?
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Well, no but then again yes. It's in Oct. It's the Rocky Mtns. would you go out in the snow naked?
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Been a couple places, now ask me where I've woken up?
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No, barn it.....
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
The rumor is just a rumor...
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Only if they piss me off, and when I do they run...
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
This is a confession? I plead the Fifth!
[ ] I wear make up.
[x ] I have cried in a movie theater. (long story)
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x ] I get jealous. (but not much)
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno.
[x] I like country. (How about Southern Fried Rock?)
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x ] I'd be lost without my computer. (What, no pooter? Twich twich...)
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (rather watch Jimmy Huston fishing)
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence. (by most mothers, but they are just jealous)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Mmmmm blue, and why do you want to know anyway, you perv. (LOL)
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Sorry dude, straight male, better luck next lifetime...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Aaaa, see last answer...
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Supply the beer and the girls....
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yep...
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
And you think Humpty Dumpty had problems...
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No...
8. Do you like your life?
It's ok, lots I would change if I had the change...
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
See answer to question #2, if you keep bring up the subject some one is going to get suspicious.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, I was in collage, once.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
A few here, a couple there...
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Nope...
15. What are your biggest fears?
Getting up in the morning and then figuring you really didn't... Think about it...
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yea, again, long story
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes.... remember that long story?
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Did once, never again...
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Oooo yes!
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, it's more fun being stealthy, LOL
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. Don't ask...
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Boys boys boys.... Is that all you have on your mind? Bring on the Ladies!
Cowboy or Gangster? - Aaaaa..............
Preppy or Punk? - manly man....
Face or Body? - Both...
Good cook or take you out a lot? - Good cook
Sweet or sexy? - Sweet (But sexy is good too)
Armani or Abercrombie? - Abercrombie???..
Contacts or glasses? - Glasses. Can't read with out them....
1.Do you sleep naked?
Used to, Not much anymore.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
As long as she is blond, or brunet, or maybe a redhead... But who would be sleeping?
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Not even remotely
5. Are you a manly man?
I would like to think so...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Girlfriend... (one of several) (snix)
7. Small or large package?
It's not the size, it's how you use it...
8. Are you short?
Just right. (grins)
9. Do you like somebody?
I like everybody, just some more than others.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Whats a Facebook, and why would I own one???
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Well DUH! Them suckers smell!
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Mmmm I don't think so?
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Well, no but then again yes. It's in Oct. It's the Rocky Mtns. would you go out in the snow naked?
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Been a couple places, now ask me where I've woken up?
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No, barn it.....
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
The rumor is just a rumor...
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Only if they piss me off, and when I do they run...
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
This is a confession? I plead the Fifth!
[ ] I wear make up.
[x ] I have cried in a movie theater. (long story)
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x ] I get jealous. (but not much)
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno.
[x] I like country. (How about Southern Fried Rock?)
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x ] I'd be lost without my computer. (What, no pooter? Twich twich...)
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (rather watch Jimmy Huston fishing)
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence. (by most mothers, but they are just jealous)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Mmmmm blue, and why do you want to know anyway, you perv. (LOL)
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Sorry dude, straight male, better luck next lifetime...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Aaaa, see last answer...
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Supply the beer and the girls....
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yep...
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
And you think Humpty Dumpty had problems...
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No...
8. Do you like your life?
It's ok, lots I would change if I had the change...
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
See answer to question #2, if you keep bring up the subject some one is going to get suspicious.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, I was in collage, once.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
A few here, a couple there...
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Nope...
15. What are your biggest fears?
Getting up in the morning and then figuring you really didn't... Think about it...
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yea, again, long story
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes.... remember that long story?
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Did once, never again...
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Oooo yes!
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, it's more fun being stealthy, LOL
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. Don't ask...
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Boys boys boys.... Is that all you have on your mind? Bring on the Ladies!
Cowboy or Gangster? - Aaaaa..............
Preppy or Punk? - manly man....
Face or Body? - Both...
Good cook or take you out a lot? - Good cook
Sweet or sexy? - Sweet (But sexy is good too)
Armani or Abercrombie? - Abercrombie???..
Contacts or glasses? - Glasses. Can't read with out them....
Who are you?
Posted 14 years agoThis one you can blame on Firefly, who snagged it from Torakazu who janked it fro Fluffball...LOL
So, simple rules - bold what applies to you.
I am a boy, (And I have plumbing to prove it LOL….)
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5'4.
I have many scars (A few… Some outside, some inside.)
I tan easily (Make that burn… Most people carry tanning lotion, I carry butter, LOL.)
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo. (It’s on my bucket list.)
I am self-conscious about my body.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
I have freckles.
I've. sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.(I have 1 kid, adopted)
I'm in school.
I've lost a child.
I have a job. (Just wished it was a different one…)
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry. (Well, there is one, Titanic, but it was a “fox” production)
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've cried from laughing so hard.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public. (Worst part was I wasn’t wearing underwear at the time *BLUSH*)
I was born with a disease/impairment. (Asthma, It’s not so bad anymore, Gave me fits as a kid though.)
I've broken a bone.
I've gotten stitches/staples. (One can’t live as long as I have and not have to have an Ouchy fixed, LOL)
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend. (Not a fun time…)
I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (So thats whats wrong with me! LOL)
I had a serious surgery. ( A couple actually…)
I've had chicken pox.
I've had measles. (And you work for what Med Clinic?)
I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (A lot more than 200, try over a thousand on several occasions)
I've been on a plane. (… trains, and Automobiles….)
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagra Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Hawaii. (I would go back and stay if it didn’t cost so much to live there.)
I've gotten lost in my city. (darn construction anyway…)
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.(Still do…)
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (I was young and stupid… I got over that young part)
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino. (Worked several years for one)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping. (I Love Hot Springing, A bottle of Wine, a few good friends A hot soak, HEaVEN!)
I've played spin the bottle. (What do you thing we did with the wine bottle? *grins*)
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing. (Had to, quit, used to bounce when I fell down, now days I just go splat!)
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from Facebook.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. Remember that young and stupid answer? *hoping for snow*
I've seen the Northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone. (It was a classic, but way to long for this forum , LOL)
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. (I found Nemo!)
I've been snowboarding.
I'm single. (Not by choice, See married.)
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married. (Was, In my mind I guess I still am, see woken up crying and miss someone.)
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now. (Long story, and yes I do miss her very much.)
I have a fear of abandonment. (Again, long story. Yea I know, I have issues, LOL!)
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (One way love sucks…)
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. (What a world we live in, to deny ourselves to protect another *sigh*)
I've kept something from a past relationship. (Don’t ask…!..)
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher. (High school art teacher, she was just , hot!, LOL)
I've been kissed in the rain. (Aaaa, good memories. *grins*)
I've hugged a stranger. (I’ve made some good friends that way, LOL)
I have kissed a stranger.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (hurts…)
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Still hurts…)
I've snuck out of my house. (What self respecting kid hasn’t LOL)
I have lied to my parents about where I am. (You think they would grant permission to go make out with me girlfriend?)
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Where are just some things no one else needs to know.)
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've run a red light. (Too many6 years behind the wheel to not have LOL!)
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight. (Ya, I know, it was for a stupid reason too.)
I've been arrested.
I've passed out from drinking. (That’s why I’ve stopped, kept waking up in strange places, LOL)
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked. (Not for very long, and don’t miss it at all…)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've eaten mushrooms. (Food type only, LOL)
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous. (Not on my own accord, leaky NOX bottle on a race bike…)
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Preventive measures, Hi Vitamin C content.)
I have taken 3 pills at a time no problem. (Have never had issues taking pills. Usually 5 or 6 at a time.)
I have been diagnosed with depression. (Remember the part about Losing, Missing, and Crying? With what I’ve been through, Who wouldn’t?)
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
I've taken an anti-depressant.
I've slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
I've hurt myself on purpose. (Two words, Young, and Stupid…)
I've woken up crying. (I’ve lost someone very close…)
I'm afraid of dying. (Not so much as myself, but my friends around me…)
I hate funerals. (The Irish have the right I idea, Throw a wake….)
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide. (Three things that prevent it, I still have people who need me here, I promised someone I wouldn’t, and I don’t believe in it…)
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself. (Well plan to, The first line will read, “Anyone shedding a tear and I’m coming back and kicking their ass!”)
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an IPod or an MP3 player. (Got it as a gift, not I can’t get along without it LOL)
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
There is some incite to this scruffy old cougar, enjoy! *grins*
So, simple rules - bold what applies to you.
I am a boy, (And I have plumbing to prove it LOL….)
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5'4.
I have many scars (A few… Some outside, some inside.)
I tan easily (Make that burn… Most people carry tanning lotion, I carry butter, LOL.)
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo. (It’s on my bucket list.)
I am self-conscious about my body.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
I have freckles.
I've. sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.(I have 1 kid, adopted)
I'm in school.
I've lost a child.
I have a job. (Just wished it was a different one…)
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry. (Well, there is one, Titanic, but it was a “fox” production)
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've cried from laughing so hard.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public. (Worst part was I wasn’t wearing underwear at the time *BLUSH*)
I was born with a disease/impairment. (Asthma, It’s not so bad anymore, Gave me fits as a kid though.)
I've broken a bone.
I've gotten stitches/staples. (One can’t live as long as I have and not have to have an Ouchy fixed, LOL)
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend. (Not a fun time…)
I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (So thats whats wrong with me! LOL)
I had a serious surgery. ( A couple actually…)
I've had chicken pox.
I've had measles. (And you work for what Med Clinic?)
I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (A lot more than 200, try over a thousand on several occasions)
I've been on a plane. (… trains, and Automobiles….)
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagra Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Hawaii. (I would go back and stay if it didn’t cost so much to live there.)
I've gotten lost in my city. (darn construction anyway…)
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.(Still do…)
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (I was young and stupid… I got over that young part)
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino. (Worked several years for one)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping. (I Love Hot Springing, A bottle of Wine, a few good friends A hot soak, HEaVEN!)
I've played spin the bottle. (What do you thing we did with the wine bottle? *grins*)
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing. (Had to, quit, used to bounce when I fell down, now days I just go splat!)
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from Facebook.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. Remember that young and stupid answer? *hoping for snow*
I've seen the Northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone. (It was a classic, but way to long for this forum , LOL)
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. (I found Nemo!)
I've been snowboarding.
I'm single. (Not by choice, See married.)
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married. (Was, In my mind I guess I still am, see woken up crying and miss someone.)
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now. (Long story, and yes I do miss her very much.)
I have a fear of abandonment. (Again, long story. Yea I know, I have issues, LOL!)
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (One way love sucks…)
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. (What a world we live in, to deny ourselves to protect another *sigh*)
I've kept something from a past relationship. (Don’t ask…!..)
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher. (High school art teacher, she was just , hot!, LOL)
I've been kissed in the rain. (Aaaa, good memories. *grins*)
I've hugged a stranger. (I’ve made some good friends that way, LOL)
I have kissed a stranger.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (hurts…)
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Still hurts…)
I've snuck out of my house. (What self respecting kid hasn’t LOL)
I have lied to my parents about where I am. (You think they would grant permission to go make out with me girlfriend?)
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Where are just some things no one else needs to know.)
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've run a red light. (Too many6 years behind the wheel to not have LOL!)
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight. (Ya, I know, it was for a stupid reason too.)
I've been arrested.
I've passed out from drinking. (That’s why I’ve stopped, kept waking up in strange places, LOL)
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked. (Not for very long, and don’t miss it at all…)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've eaten mushrooms. (Food type only, LOL)
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous. (Not on my own accord, leaky NOX bottle on a race bike…)
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Preventive measures, Hi Vitamin C content.)
I have taken 3 pills at a time no problem. (Have never had issues taking pills. Usually 5 or 6 at a time.)
I have been diagnosed with depression. (Remember the part about Losing, Missing, and Crying? With what I’ve been through, Who wouldn’t?)
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
I've taken an anti-depressant.
I've slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
I've hurt myself on purpose. (Two words, Young, and Stupid…)
I've woken up crying. (I’ve lost someone very close…)
I'm afraid of dying. (Not so much as myself, but my friends around me…)
I hate funerals. (The Irish have the right I idea, Throw a wake….)
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide. (Three things that prevent it, I still have people who need me here, I promised someone I wouldn’t, and I don’t believe in it…)
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself. (Well plan to, The first line will read, “Anyone shedding a tear and I’m coming back and kicking their ass!”)
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an IPod or an MP3 player. (Got it as a gift, not I can’t get along without it LOL)
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
There is some incite to this scruffy old cougar, enjoy! *grins*
Totaly Ganked from Femmpaws (Thanks Hun)
Posted 14 years agoSaw this one, and, well, had to do it.... *grins*
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip (No but catnip tea does sound good this morning)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (Yes for some foods)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection(at times)
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back (well Yarn…)
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear (scratched, nuzzled, or just mess with my ears and you will have a new friend!)
[x] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head. (see first question)
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (Only is that want to lose an arm…)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime (I try, LOL)
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you (more like want to swipe at them)
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (well that and coffee)
Total: 14
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (not yet…)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park (Hunts, Squirrels are fun to catch)
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want (whine count?)
Total: 16
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 21
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (Hell with beside stuff, if you’re in my way I’ll just sleep on top of you, LOL)
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 22
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal (At times I do depending on who I'm with)
[x] your username has something to do with animals (It is an animal….)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (Is me so, Yep…)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (You know it Bro!)
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 28
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good (Even when I’m not so good, LOL)
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 33
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
I'm 66% furry....what happened to the other 34%????
What can I say, it’s a Cat Thing…
Puma
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip (No but catnip tea does sound good this morning)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (Yes for some foods)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection(at times)
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back (well Yarn…)
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear (scratched, nuzzled, or just mess with my ears and you will have a new friend!)
[x] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head. (see first question)
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (Only is that want to lose an arm…)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime (I try, LOL)
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you (more like want to swipe at them)
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (well that and coffee)
Total: 14
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (not yet…)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park (Hunts, Squirrels are fun to catch)
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want (whine count?)
Total: 16
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 21
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (Hell with beside stuff, if you’re in my way I’ll just sleep on top of you, LOL)
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 22
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal (At times I do depending on who I'm with)
[x] your username has something to do with animals (It is an animal….)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (Is me so, Yep…)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (You know it Bro!)
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 28
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good (Even when I’m not so good, LOL)
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 33
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
I'm 66% furry....what happened to the other 34%????
What can I say, it’s a Cat Thing…
Puma
LOOK IF U DARE!! yes/no meme
Posted 14 years agoGrabbed this one from FelineElement http://www.furaffinity.net/user/felineelement/
RULES
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
________________________________________
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes, well sort of…
Fired somebody? --- yes
Sang karaoke? --- NO!
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Oh Yes *laughs!*
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes *shudder*
Seen someone die? --- yes *crying*
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes *evil grin*
Sang in the shower? --- Nope
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes, wait, what?
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Ummm Yes…
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No *crying again*
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No *nods yes*
Ridden on a helicopter? --- yes
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? – Yes (can’t explain here..)
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes (very humorous story with this one, snix)
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes (see point a gun)
Cross-dressed? --- Yes (again can’t explain here..ask me sometime..)
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes (see sleepwalk)
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes (sadly)
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No (requires explanation LOL)
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No….
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes (grins at the memory)
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? ---yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- Yes (related to Grabbed electric fence question)
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes (sort of)
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes *snix*
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes *drools*
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? ---No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes (not for the reasons your thinking, LOL!)
Believe in love? --- YES, most definitely YES!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes *Grins*
First time I did this I completely ignored the rules soooo… There are lots of side comment I had to leave off and some I just couldn’t help but referencing other questions. If you do have any questions or would like ”the rest of the story.” Feel free to ask.
RULES
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
________________________________________
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes, well sort of…
Fired somebody? --- yes
Sang karaoke? --- NO!
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Oh Yes *laughs!*
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes *shudder*
Seen someone die? --- yes *crying*
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes *evil grin*
Sang in the shower? --- Nope
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes, wait, what?
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Ummm Yes…
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No *crying again*
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No *nods yes*
Ridden on a helicopter? --- yes
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? – Yes (can’t explain here..)
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes (very humorous story with this one, snix)
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes (see point a gun)
Cross-dressed? --- Yes (again can’t explain here..ask me sometime..)
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes (see sleepwalk)
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes (sadly)
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No (requires explanation LOL)
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No….
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes (grins at the memory)
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? ---yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- Yes (related to Grabbed electric fence question)
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes (sort of)
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes *snix*
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes *drools*
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? ---No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes (not for the reasons your thinking, LOL!)
Believe in love? --- YES, most definitely YES!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes *Grins*
First time I did this I completely ignored the rules soooo… There are lots of side comment I had to leave off and some I just couldn’t help but referencing other questions. If you do have any questions or would like ”the rest of the story.” Feel free to ask.
I know no body reads this but I'm going to do it anyway...
Posted 14 years agoI got my purple zoot suit on, the one with the big feather in the hat. My super dark sunglasses and all my gold chains. Yep Ladies and Gents, I is pimping an author Extraordinar! That lovely lady of the Polynesian seas, Lei-Lani is doing TWILIGHT ZONE IRON AUTHOR commissions! So go take a look!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2575764/
Don't make me come over there and force ya.... *snix*
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2575764/
Don't make me come over there and force ya.... *snix*
A challenge from Rika_Wolf, A very good chanenge
Posted 14 years agoA 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .
People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 94% of you won't. I did!
Copy and paste on a new journal entry if you are against bullying and profiling.
People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .
People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 94% of you won't. I did!
Copy and paste on a new journal entry if you are against bullying and profiling.
"A perverted meem from Sunspot revised got Gray Muzzle"
Posted 14 years agoSo if Sunspot was a TV talk show host and was interviewing Puma it would go something like this...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I may be an opportunist, but I’m also a gentleman.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes…please *grins*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side with the wet spot, unless we’re stacking, LOL!
4. Do you masturbate?
Plumbing still works, so yes…
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood and opportunity arise… Speaking of arise, if you will excuse me… LOL!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, lost a bet once, but that was only after a lot of booze… (never again…ugh!)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I’m always looking for female volunteers with dirty backs….
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
See answer #7…
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Weeeelll ……Isn’t that the reason for question #4 *blush*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hummm Both have their allure… *grins*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
One, and she knows it too… *grins*
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, wish I did. Some look like that would be a hoot.
13. Would you choose love or money?
They say, money can’t buy you love… But I thought this was about sex?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Only three???
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, still looken… *mischievous grins*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a cabin in front of a roaring fire. *sigh* The lovely lady is gone but I do have my memories…
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back room of a very busy pub…naughty story…
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Same pub…. *blush*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
This is getting embarrassing… Remember that pup? It was male stripper nite and I was volunteering as a bartender… Other than the strippers I was the only other male in the place…
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
It’s not why I went there, I owed the owner a favor… It just kind of worked out that way…
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, should have been a few times though… Helps to know the owner, very well… *grins*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Damn, were you there that night? LOL!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No sex, but I was kissed, but he outran me before I could kick his ass…LOL
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, But I’m not judgmental.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Drive-in count? (That’s an outdoor theater to all you youngsters out there…Look it up)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Silly sod, question #7, remember the shower thing? *grins*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Remember the shower thing? I worked graveyard for a truck stop for years… There are lots of lady drivers out there *bigger grins*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For me special lady…
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmmmmmmmm maybe…
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I didn’t exactly admit to owning any, LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nun that I know of… *scratches head thoughtfully * maybe….
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hell No! Call it survival instinct!!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I’ve been told what to go do to myself before. Does that count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not for a while, what IM do you use?…
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Oh yes, just ask any lady I’ve been out with LOL! *nom, nom, nom*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What ever the lady likes, the lady gets..
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Why should I act? *puzzled look*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
SHHHHHHHHHH! *nods discreetly*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, whoever reads this, then I challenge you… *smirk*
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I may be an opportunist, but I’m also a gentleman.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes…please *grins*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side with the wet spot, unless we’re stacking, LOL!
4. Do you masturbate?
Plumbing still works, so yes…
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood and opportunity arise… Speaking of arise, if you will excuse me… LOL!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, lost a bet once, but that was only after a lot of booze… (never again…ugh!)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I’m always looking for female volunteers with dirty backs….
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
See answer #7…
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Weeeelll ……Isn’t that the reason for question #4 *blush*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hummm Both have their allure… *grins*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
One, and she knows it too… *grins*
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, wish I did. Some look like that would be a hoot.
13. Would you choose love or money?
They say, money can’t buy you love… But I thought this was about sex?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Only three???
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, still looken… *mischievous grins*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a cabin in front of a roaring fire. *sigh* The lovely lady is gone but I do have my memories…
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back room of a very busy pub…naughty story…
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Same pub…. *blush*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
This is getting embarrassing… Remember that pup? It was male stripper nite and I was volunteering as a bartender… Other than the strippers I was the only other male in the place…
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
It’s not why I went there, I owed the owner a favor… It just kind of worked out that way…
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, should have been a few times though… Helps to know the owner, very well… *grins*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Damn, were you there that night? LOL!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No sex, but I was kissed, but he outran me before I could kick his ass…LOL
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, But I’m not judgmental.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Drive-in count? (That’s an outdoor theater to all you youngsters out there…Look it up)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Silly sod, question #7, remember the shower thing? *grins*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Remember the shower thing? I worked graveyard for a truck stop for years… There are lots of lady drivers out there *bigger grins*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For me special lady…
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmmmmmmmm maybe…
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I didn’t exactly admit to owning any, LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nun that I know of… *scratches head thoughtfully * maybe….
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hell No! Call it survival instinct!!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I’ve been told what to go do to myself before. Does that count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not for a while, what IM do you use?…
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Oh yes, just ask any lady I’ve been out with LOL! *nom, nom, nom*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What ever the lady likes, the lady gets..
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Why should I act? *puzzled look*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
SHHHHHHHHHH! *nods discreetly*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, whoever reads this, then I challenge you… *smirk*
A sexy Meme, or how to make a cougar blush in 20 questions!
Posted 14 years agoThis one is Firefly's fault LOL!
Soft:
How many people have you had a crush on?
Not that many. At least that I know of…
How many people have you hugged?
The list is always growing.
How many people have you kissed?
Hmmm, Sober or plastered?
How many people have you daydreamed about?
Oh WOW! Where to start?
How many people of the above questions are on FA?
Mmmm a few. Some of my own creation…
Medium:
How many people have you made out with?
That I would admit to, about 6, then there was a few time I woke up with Lipstick, hangovers and no memory of what happened. Just a few smirks around work for a few days. That’s also the reason I don’t get drunk anymore, If I’m going to have fun I want to remember it! LOL…
How many have you thought about naked?
If the bumps are all in the right place, my imagination takes over. If I’m starring at you, all dreamy eyed, sorry…
How many people have you thought about having sex with?
Aaaaaaa remember that last question?
How many serious relationships have you been in?
2, Don’t ask me to elaborate unless you want to see a grown cat cry…
How many times have you thought about having sex?
Used to be once a day, from the time I woke up until I fell asleep. Now days I take a break for meals, LOL!
How many people on the questions above are on FA?
What? I’m too much the gentleman to answer that question ! *Running out of fingers and toes to count…*
Hard:
Have you ever masturbated?
As long as the plumbing still works I’m going to work the pipes.
If so how often?
Not as often as I would like…
If so what type was it?
Spank the monkey, choke the chicken, Yank the crank, For a guy there is a limited amount of options.
How many times have you had sex?
You mean I was supposed to keep track???
What is your favorite position?
About any way where I can see her face. The biggest turn on for me is her expressions *sly grin*
Have you ever been interested in the same sex?
No. Sorry lads, I’m straight arrow. Now that doesn’t mean I’m beyond fulfilling some lady’s fantasy.
Have you ever had an orgasm?
Silly sod, remember question 1, 4, and 5?
Now tag five people to put this on their page.
I’m not so sure I even want this on my page!?!
Soft:
How many people have you had a crush on?
Not that many. At least that I know of…
How many people have you hugged?
The list is always growing.
How many people have you kissed?
Hmmm, Sober or plastered?
How many people have you daydreamed about?
Oh WOW! Where to start?
How many people of the above questions are on FA?
Mmmm a few. Some of my own creation…
Medium:
How many people have you made out with?
That I would admit to, about 6, then there was a few time I woke up with Lipstick, hangovers and no memory of what happened. Just a few smirks around work for a few days. That’s also the reason I don’t get drunk anymore, If I’m going to have fun I want to remember it! LOL…
How many have you thought about naked?
If the bumps are all in the right place, my imagination takes over. If I’m starring at you, all dreamy eyed, sorry…
How many people have you thought about having sex with?
Aaaaaaa remember that last question?
How many serious relationships have you been in?
2, Don’t ask me to elaborate unless you want to see a grown cat cry…
How many times have you thought about having sex?
Used to be once a day, from the time I woke up until I fell asleep. Now days I take a break for meals, LOL!
How many people on the questions above are on FA?
What? I’m too much the gentleman to answer that question ! *Running out of fingers and toes to count…*
Hard:
Have you ever masturbated?
As long as the plumbing still works I’m going to work the pipes.
If so how often?
Not as often as I would like…
If so what type was it?
Spank the monkey, choke the chicken, Yank the crank, For a guy there is a limited amount of options.
How many times have you had sex?
You mean I was supposed to keep track???
What is your favorite position?
About any way where I can see her face. The biggest turn on for me is her expressions *sly grin*
Have you ever been interested in the same sex?
No. Sorry lads, I’m straight arrow. Now that doesn’t mean I’m beyond fulfilling some lady’s fantasy.
Have you ever had an orgasm?
Silly sod, remember question 1, 4, and 5?
Now tag five people to put this on their page.
I’m not so sure I even want this on my page!?!
A chance for free art
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What do you want to know, or how to emberras the cougar...
Posted 14 years agoSoooo, ran across this one on Firefly’s journal and figured I’d give it a try. So here it is guys, your free shot at the cat… But stick to the rules, OK?
meme:
The rules are simple:
- Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry.
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that cannot be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and everything in between.
Think of it as a truth or dare of sorts, only without the dare option so you can forget about my posting nude pics of myself. There are laws prohibiting scarring the bejesus out of people, LOL.
meme:
The rules are simple:
- Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry.
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that cannot be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and everything in between.
Think of it as a truth or dare of sorts, only without the dare option so you can forget about my posting nude pics of myself. There are laws prohibiting scarring the bejesus out of people, LOL.
What do you want to know, or how to emberras the cougar...
Posted 14 years agoSoooo, ran across this one on Firefly’s journal and figured I’d give it a try. So here it is guys, your free shot at the cat… But stick to the rules, OK?
meme:
The rules are simple:
- Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry.
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that cannot be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and everything in between.
Think of it as a truth or dare of sorts, only without the dare option so you can forget about my posting nude pics of myself. There are laws prohibiting scarring the bejesus out of people, LOL.
meme:
The rules are simple:
- Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry.
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that cannot be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and everything in between.
Think of it as a truth or dare of sorts, only without the dare option so you can forget about my posting nude pics of myself. There are laws prohibiting scarring the bejesus out of people, LOL.
New Years...
Posted 14 years agoI wish to take the opportunity to wish all my friends strength, luck, and good fortune in New Year!
Fluffball's meme. (Yep, I did another one.)
Posted 15 years agoI ganked this one from Fluffball
So who has the courage to answer these questions?
This is seriously going to get personal, you ready?
It’s going to be that bad huh….
If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?
Dude, if you play, be ready to pay.
The last time you felt honestly broken?
When I lost my wife….and every time I remember her face….
Are you craving something?
peace….
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
amnesia…..
Would you rather have ten kids, or none?
I already have one you can keep the other nine.
What do you hear right now?
The cooling fans of three PC. Two transmitter power supplies and one ceiling.
Is your bed against more than one of your walls?
Well, sorta. It’s close on one side.
What’s on your mind right now?
This meme?
Are you there for your friends?
I would like to think I am. But things are going to get tight around here for a while…
Last person to see you cry?
That’s something I don’t let people see. I don’t know why either…
What do you do when you get nervous?
Either #1 try to get away from whatever is causing it. Or #2 get right in its face and stand up to it.
Be honest, do you like people in general?
Depends on the person, for the most part, yes.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Much earlier than I (we) did. That way she would have seen more of her Mom. (interesting story)
Does anyone completely understand you?
No, I’m not that hard to figure out but no one ever takes the time to really get to know me either.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yes, I do.
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
yep, but I lost her….
Would you be happier if life had a rewind button?
Too bad it doesn’t, I’ve hunten that one for a while now…
Do you tell your mum or dad everything?
NOT A CHANCE! I’ve done some crazy shit I wouldn’t even tell myself if I didn’t already know!
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
No, she does. (At my age, one can’t be picky)
Are you going to get hurt anytime soon by someone?
I can lay you odds on it….
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Yes. It’s an impressive list.
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
The past hurts, present is boring me to tears, and the future scares the hell out of me.
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Let’s say I go to bed around 11 or 12 and get up at 5. How much sleep I actually get is anyone’s guess.
Are you easy to get along with?
I would like to think so…
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
I don’t ”hate “any girl….
What was the last drink that you put in your mouth?
Some kind of a coke knock-off product…
What size bed do you have?
Queen.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
You’re not getting my butt in there if it’s even a hint of being cold!
Do you like the rain?
Yep. Used to set on the porch and listen to it hit the tin roof… Those were the good old days… *sigh*
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yep, one or two….
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Yea, but that list is too long for this forum…
Would people refer to you as a goodie goodie, bad news, or neither?
Some think of me as ok. Most don’t think of me at all.
Who were you last in the car with, besides family?
Hmmm I’ll have to think on that one…
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
The Sorcerer's Apprentice; with my cub.
Have you ever been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you?
yes…
Your parents are out of town. Would you throw a massive party?
No, and now that I’m the parent I’m glad I didn’t.
Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
Concert, I’m not much of a party person.
Do you care too much about your appearance?
Well, I stay clean, and decent. But I do dress for comfort.
Are you a jealous person?
Mmmmmm no. Jealousy is for the selfish.
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Are you kidding? If it wasn’t for Christmas and birthdays I probably wouldn’t get any at all.
Do you miss anyone?
yes….
Last person who made you cry?
You’re kidding me, right?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Get up at 5 am and go to work..
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Yep, I or I go see them. There are a few lady’s I would love to ambush for dinner. (You know who you are. ) *grins*
Do you like cotton candy?
Yep. I also like strawberries and whip cream….
Who was the last person you had a serious conversation with?
I work in a call center…. I have those all day long…
Do you have siblings?
Still a couple left….
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
Well, not in the way you think…
How has the past week been for you?
I work in a call center, remember?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Just gotten into bed. Was pretending to be asleep.
What is your current mood?
Good, I’m home, fed, and reading E Mails
Who was the first person you talked to today?
My first customer, he called me an asshole….
Will this week be a good one?
One more day, then I get the next two off.
Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy?
Yep, My cub called from collage, said she missed me and I was right, being a grown up sucks …
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
I whisper good night every night.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
My weekends are Thursday and Fridays, I never lack anything to
So who has the courage to answer these questions?
This is seriously going to get personal, you ready?
It’s going to be that bad huh….
If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?
Dude, if you play, be ready to pay.
The last time you felt honestly broken?
When I lost my wife….and every time I remember her face….
Are you craving something?
peace….
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
amnesia…..
Would you rather have ten kids, or none?
I already have one you can keep the other nine.
What do you hear right now?
The cooling fans of three PC. Two transmitter power supplies and one ceiling.
Is your bed against more than one of your walls?
Well, sorta. It’s close on one side.
What’s on your mind right now?
This meme?
Are you there for your friends?
I would like to think I am. But things are going to get tight around here for a while…
Last person to see you cry?
That’s something I don’t let people see. I don’t know why either…
What do you do when you get nervous?
Either #1 try to get away from whatever is causing it. Or #2 get right in its face and stand up to it.
Be honest, do you like people in general?
Depends on the person, for the most part, yes.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Much earlier than I (we) did. That way she would have seen more of her Mom. (interesting story)
Does anyone completely understand you?
No, I’m not that hard to figure out but no one ever takes the time to really get to know me either.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yes, I do.
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
yep, but I lost her….
Would you be happier if life had a rewind button?
Too bad it doesn’t, I’ve hunten that one for a while now…
Do you tell your mum or dad everything?
NOT A CHANCE! I’ve done some crazy shit I wouldn’t even tell myself if I didn’t already know!
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
No, she does. (At my age, one can’t be picky)
Are you going to get hurt anytime soon by someone?
I can lay you odds on it….
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Yes. It’s an impressive list.
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
The past hurts, present is boring me to tears, and the future scares the hell out of me.
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Let’s say I go to bed around 11 or 12 and get up at 5. How much sleep I actually get is anyone’s guess.
Are you easy to get along with?
I would like to think so…
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
I don’t ”hate “any girl….
What was the last drink that you put in your mouth?
Some kind of a coke knock-off product…
What size bed do you have?
Queen.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
You’re not getting my butt in there if it’s even a hint of being cold!
Do you like the rain?
Yep. Used to set on the porch and listen to it hit the tin roof… Those were the good old days… *sigh*
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yep, one or two….
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Yea, but that list is too long for this forum…
Would people refer to you as a goodie goodie, bad news, or neither?
Some think of me as ok. Most don’t think of me at all.
Who were you last in the car with, besides family?
Hmmm I’ll have to think on that one…
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
The Sorcerer's Apprentice; with my cub.
Have you ever been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you?
yes…
Your parents are out of town. Would you throw a massive party?
No, and now that I’m the parent I’m glad I didn’t.
Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
Concert, I’m not much of a party person.
Do you care too much about your appearance?
Well, I stay clean, and decent. But I do dress for comfort.
Are you a jealous person?
Mmmmmm no. Jealousy is for the selfish.
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Are you kidding? If it wasn’t for Christmas and birthdays I probably wouldn’t get any at all.
Do you miss anyone?
yes….
Last person who made you cry?
You’re kidding me, right?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Get up at 5 am and go to work..
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Yep, I or I go see them. There are a few lady’s I would love to ambush for dinner. (You know who you are. ) *grins*
Do you like cotton candy?
Yep. I also like strawberries and whip cream….
Who was the last person you had a serious conversation with?
I work in a call center…. I have those all day long…
Do you have siblings?
Still a couple left….
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
Well, not in the way you think…
How has the past week been for you?
I work in a call center, remember?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Just gotten into bed. Was pretending to be asleep.
What is your current mood?
Good, I’m home, fed, and reading E Mails
Who was the first person you talked to today?
My first customer, he called me an asshole….
Will this week be a good one?
One more day, then I get the next two off.
Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy?
Yep, My cub called from collage, said she missed me and I was right, being a grown up sucks …
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
I whisper good night every night.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
My weekends are Thursday and Fridays, I never lack anything to
The "Other " Game Show....
Posted 15 years agoTo a great gal with a good sense of humor ....
Two Furs approach the game table. Each have cards with all their emotional problems on them.
Answering honestly they slap them down………
Each cutting the deck, the cat getting the highest, goes first…..
“Hi. My name is Puma and I’m a Scorpio” laying a card down.
“Hello, I’m Cheska, and I’m a Psycho! “Countering with a slight unnerving grin.
“Okkkkkkk…. My Dad used to lock me in a closet when I was three.”
“My Dad came out of the closet when I was four.” Slap.
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on top.”
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on Crack!” slapping her card down with a maniacal look.
“Ok,,, well listen now. I have an imaginary friend named Bosco” Feeling he has her beat.
Slight pause, “You know Bosco?”
“Hay look, I’m neurotic, I need to see other people”
“I’m Schizophrenic , I,,, am,,, other,,, people!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“That’s it. Take the Prize. You Win!!!!”
Two Furs approach the game table. Each have cards with all their emotional problems on them.
Answering honestly they slap them down………
Each cutting the deck, the cat getting the highest, goes first…..
“Hi. My name is Puma and I’m a Scorpio” laying a card down.
“Hello, I’m Cheska, and I’m a Psycho! “Countering with a slight unnerving grin.
“Okkkkkkk…. My Dad used to lock me in a closet when I was three.”
“My Dad came out of the closet when I was four.” Slap.
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on top.”
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on Crack!” slapping her card down with a maniacal look.
“Ok,,, well listen now. I have an imaginary friend named Bosco” Feeling he has her beat.
Slight pause, “You know Bosco?”
“Hay look, I’m neurotic, I need to see other people”
“I’m Schizophrenic , I,,, am,,, other,,, people!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“That’s it. Take the Prize. You Win!!!!”
10 days of Memes - Day 10
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiley’s that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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One confession.
Ok, here it is….. Time to bare my soul… No it’s not rated X !
On a friends bachelors’ party A small group of us took the groom to be into town and got him more than a little inebriated. Well how about lip crawling passed out drunk. With a bit of alcohol induced stroke of genius we took him down to the local brothel where, (with the aid of $50 and several favors that they owed me, long story…) left him setting in nothing but his underwear. I wasn’t worried about him as I knew the owner / Madam very well and she was not about let anything happen to him. (Also part of that long story) As luck would have it the only number he could remember to call the next morning to get a ride home was his wife to be….. I’ll give you three guesses who got the blame. It was years before they finely forgave me LOL!
Free art, and a joke....What a combination!
Posted 15 years agoOk ok here you go....
The Game Show....
Two Furs approach the game table. A fox and a Cougar. Each have cards with all their emotional problems on them.
Answering honestly they slap them down………
Each cutting the deck, the cat getting the highest, goes first…..
“Hi. My name is Puma and I’m a Scorpio” laying a card down.
“Hello, I’m Vickie, and I’m a Psycho! “Countering with a slight unnerving grin.
“Okkkkkkk…. My Dad used to lock me in a closet when I was three.”
“My Dad came out of the closet when I was four.” Slap.
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on top.”
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on Crack!” slapping her card down with a maniacal look.
“Ok,,, well listen now. I have an imaginary friend named Bosco” Feeling he has her beat.
Slight pause, “You know Bosco?”
“Hay look, I’m neurotic, I need to see other people”
“I’m Schizophrenic , I,,, am,,, other,,, people!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“That’s it. Take the Plack. You Win!!!!”
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The Game Show....
Two Furs approach the game table. A fox and a Cougar. Each have cards with all their emotional problems on them.
Answering honestly they slap them down………
Each cutting the deck, the cat getting the highest, goes first…..
“Hi. My name is Puma and I’m a Scorpio” laying a card down.
“Hello, I’m Vickie, and I’m a Psycho! “Countering with a slight unnerving grin.
“Okkkkkkk…. My Dad used to lock me in a closet when I was three.”
“My Dad came out of the closet when I was four.” Slap.
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on top.”
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on Crack!” slapping her card down with a maniacal look.
“Ok,,, well listen now. I have an imaginary friend named Bosco” Feeling he has her beat.
Slight pause, “You know Bosco?”
“Hay look, I’m neurotic, I need to see other people”
“I’m Schizophrenic , I,,, am,,, other,,, people!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“That’s it. Take the Plack. You Win!!!!”
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10 Days of Memes - Day Nine
Posted 15 years ago10 Days of Memes - Day Nine
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiles that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Two smiles that describe your life right now.
1. /8|
2. &}
No body is reading this silly thing anyway.....
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiles that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Two smiles that describe your life right now.
1. /8|
2. &}
No body is reading this silly thing anyway.....
10 Days of Memes - Day Eight
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiles that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Three turn ons.
Mmmmmmmm *grins*
1. Sensuous eyes
2. A tender touch
3. A gentle kiss
I was once asked what I thought was the best way to make love to a woman. Here was my answer….
My tastes lay in pleasing my mate. No pain and no force, just consensual and tender. The taste of her kisses, and moans as I nibble her neck, Her shivers as I run my paws over her breasts. And her scent when aroused……….. No I do not even think of pleasuring myself until my lady can take no more. It is then when as she is the most beautiful.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiles that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Three turn ons.
Mmmmmmmm *grins*
1. Sensuous eyes
2. A tender touch
3. A gentle kiss
I was once asked what I thought was the best way to make love to a woman. Here was my answer….
My tastes lay in pleasing my mate. No pain and no force, just consensual and tender. The taste of her kisses, and moans as I nibble her neck, Her shivers as I run my paws over her breasts. And her scent when aroused……….. No I do not even think of pleasuring myself until my lady can take no more. It is then when as she is the most beautiful.
10 Days of Memes - Day Seven
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smiles that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Day Seven: Four turn offs.
1. Rude, Judgmental, and self serving people.
2. Telemarketer calls when you’re making out with that gorgeous blond you have been trying to get a date with.
3. That same date belittling you in the middle of a busy chat room and clams she didn’t know you were there…
4. And last but not least, The absolute topper of all turn off’s……
(Don’t read this if your squeamish! )
“Crabs!”
