FA+
Shop
Moving To New Account
Posted 8 years agoI'm packing my bags and moving to a new account. Once I have things up and running there, I'll be tearing this page down, so I would suggest you promptly unwatch this account and watch my new one at 
ShylokVakarian.
ShylokVakarian.Level Up
Posted 8 years agoShould've said this earlier, but I "leveled up" today:
Level 20
+3 immaturity
+0 alcoholicness
+5 nerdiness
+20 video game skill
+7 affinity for dicks
+9 inadvertent offensiveness
+2 insomnia
You have gained item: Nintendo Switch
You have gained item: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
You have gained item: Wind Waker Link plushie
You have gained item: Check for 50 Dollars from Grandpa
You have gained item: 30 Dollars Worth of Debt Towards Sister
You have gained item: No Life
365xp to next level
Level 20
+3 immaturity
+0 alcoholicness
+5 nerdiness
+20 video game skill
+7 affinity for dicks
+9 inadvertent offensiveness
+2 insomnia
You have gained item: Nintendo Switch
You have gained item: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
You have gained item: Wind Waker Link plushie
You have gained item: Check for 50 Dollars from Grandpa
You have gained item: 30 Dollars Worth of Debt Towards Sister
You have gained item: No Life
365xp to next level
Damnit, Langdon
Posted 8 years agoWhy am I such a depression magnet? 
is the third or fourth (I can't keep track anymore) depressed person I've tried to console, to help through depression. I guess this is my life: Trying to help people not commit suicide.
Langdon, you're scaring me half to death with you closing up your profile only 20 minutes after your last journal. If you're still alive, come back, man. I can't bear to know that someone committed suicide despite my best efforts to help them, and I can't bear to live in uncertainty.
is the third or fourth (I can't keep track anymore) depressed person I've tried to console, to help through depression. I guess this is my life: Trying to help people not commit suicide.Langdon, you're scaring me half to death with you closing up your profile only 20 minutes after your last journal. If you're still alive, come back, man. I can't bear to know that someone committed suicide despite my best efforts to help them, and I can't bear to live in uncertainty.
Please Don't Be Dead, Langdon
Posted 8 years agoI've seen enough suicide for one lifetime.
2 Game Win Streak in Dead By Daylight
Posted 9 years agoI was playing the Trapper, and I miraculously got everyone in both games. All four in the first one, and there was only three in the second. In the words of Josh Washington: "Hook, line, and sinker for every little stinker!"
Man, I love that line.
Tonight, I shall jack off to the blood of 7 innocent human beings sacrificed to the Entity under the light of a crescent moon.
Man, I love that line.
Tonight, I shall jack off to the blood of 7 innocent human beings sacrificed to the Entity under the light of a crescent moon.
Yay, I Can Finally Use My New Graphics Card!
Posted 9 years agoI got a kickass new graphics card this Christmas, but couldn't use it until I got a new power supply. Finally got that power supply, currently updating the drivers on my new card, so that's new and shit. Gonna play some Doom 4 after I get shit sorted out.
Also, none of you replied to my last journal, and I've already given one of the copies of Town of Salem to somebody, so if you want a copy of Town of Salem, I'm giving two away.
EDIT: Unbe-fucking-lievable...get your shit together, id/Bethesda. A 4 GHz processor isn't enough for you? And I'm damn sure my card is powerful enough to run the damn game, and I'm also sure it's not using a whole 8 gigs of RAM, either.
Welp, back to GTA V. At least I'm going to get a more stable frame rate there.
EDIT 2: Good fucking lord. I'm running out of memory. Guess I'll have to lower the graphical settings until I can get my hands on a couple of 16 gig RAM sticks or something (My motherboard only comes with two RAM slots). Is 8 gigs of RAM and a 4GHz processor just not enough anymore?
Welp, guess I know what I'm buying with my first paycheck, even though I promised Mom I'd save it...well, when I eventually get a job, anyways.
Also, none of you replied to my last journal, and I've already given one of the copies of Town of Salem to somebody, so if you want a copy of Town of Salem, I'm giving two away.
EDIT: Unbe-fucking-lievable...get your shit together, id/Bethesda. A 4 GHz processor isn't enough for you? And I'm damn sure my card is powerful enough to run the damn game, and I'm also sure it's not using a whole 8 gigs of RAM, either.
Welp, back to GTA V. At least I'm going to get a more stable frame rate there.
EDIT 2: Good fucking lord. I'm running out of memory. Guess I'll have to lower the graphical settings until I can get my hands on a couple of 16 gig RAM sticks or something (My motherboard only comes with two RAM slots). Is 8 gigs of RAM and a 4GHz processor just not enough anymore?
Welp, guess I know what I'm buying with my first paycheck, even though I promised Mom I'd save it...well, when I eventually get a job, anyways.
IBS: It's A Bitch
Posted 9 years agoI've come to terms with the fact that, because I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I pretty much will never be able to catch anal, minus fingering and rimjobs.
Guess I'm a dom now.
Guess I'm a dom now.
Me When I Won't Shut The Fuck Up
Posted 9 years agohttps://youtu.be/Y5mo-fjo5jI?t=42s
Got a second chance from
captain_nikko , and I already almost fucked it up.
Got a second chance from
captain_nikko , and I already almost fucked it up.How To Be Inadvertently Offensive Just By Opening Your Mouth
Posted 9 years agoWelp, captain_nikko is now the third (technically fifth) artist in general I've managed to offend through some comment I did not mean any harm by. Apparently, I'm not allowed to speak, as it offends people.
Ugh, Asperger's is the WORST.
Number of people predicted to be offended by me saying "Hi": 15,294
captain_nikko is now the third (technically fifth) artist in general I've managed to offend through some comment I did not mean any harm by. Apparently, I'm not allowed to speak, as it offends people.Ugh, Asperger's is the WORST.
Number of people predicted to be offended by me saying "Hi": 15,294
Car Crash
Posted 9 years agoTwo days ago, I crashed my car. I'm fine, btw, at least physically. I do have a strange feeling that I've died, but whatever. Just wanted to get it out there.
Any of you ever crashed your car? What was it like?
Any of you ever crashed your car? What was it like?
Shameless Self-Promotion of YouTube Channel + TF2xMorenatsu
Posted 9 years agoYouTube Channel I Hardly Ever Upload To
A long time ago, I made a thread on the Morenatsu Translation Project forum discussing which character would be which class. I'm certain I've gotten it to make complete sense now.
Scout: Taro. Fits nowhere else, sadly. At least he plays a sport, so I guess that counts.
Soldier: Tora. He's a little cray-cray. Not like normal Soldier, but a bit. Plus, I'm pretty certain Soldier knows how to cook, and probably does it well, actually. It just feels like something he'd know how to do.
Pyro: Kouno. Now HE'S cray-cray. Which suits Pyro just fine, really.
Demoman: Tatsu. Drunk bastard. :P
Heavy: Juuichi. Very heavy, very intellectual.
Engineer: Kouya. Despite Kouno knowing how to fix some things, Kouya's the only one that not only plays guitar, but owns a motorcycle and lives alone. Thus, he would have to know how to fix it, and thus would probably be the best candidate.
Medic: Shun, if only because he's so pacifistic.
Sniper: Kyouji. His eyes are constantly shut for some reason, so his sense of hearing and/or smell must be amazing. Makes perfect sense for a blind guy to somehow be a sharpshooter. Plus, that hat you win for beating Sam in Poker Night 2 would just look right at home on him.
Spy: Shin. French, sneaky bastard, intelligent, refined. He's just perfect. Also, there was an emote for Shin dressed up as a ninja, so that too.
A long time ago, I made a thread on the Morenatsu Translation Project forum discussing which character would be which class. I'm certain I've gotten it to make complete sense now.
Scout: Taro. Fits nowhere else, sadly. At least he plays a sport, so I guess that counts.
Soldier: Tora. He's a little cray-cray. Not like normal Soldier, but a bit. Plus, I'm pretty certain Soldier knows how to cook, and probably does it well, actually. It just feels like something he'd know how to do.
Pyro: Kouno. Now HE'S cray-cray. Which suits Pyro just fine, really.
Demoman: Tatsu. Drunk bastard. :P
Heavy: Juuichi. Very heavy, very intellectual.
Engineer: Kouya. Despite Kouno knowing how to fix some things, Kouya's the only one that not only plays guitar, but owns a motorcycle and lives alone. Thus, he would have to know how to fix it, and thus would probably be the best candidate.
Medic: Shun, if only because he's so pacifistic.
Sniper: Kyouji. His eyes are constantly shut for some reason, so his sense of hearing and/or smell must be amazing. Makes perfect sense for a blind guy to somehow be a sharpshooter. Plus, that hat you win for beating Sam in Poker Night 2 would just look right at home on him.
Spy: Shin. French, sneaky bastard, intelligent, refined. He's just perfect. Also, there was an emote for Shin dressed up as a ninja, so that too.
I Feel Like Rockwell Now
Posted 9 years agoTo those of you that are watching me: Why? No, really, please, tell me, I'm genuinely confused. I don't make any art myself, I hardly have any money to spend on commissions, and...other reasons. Am I just that appealing/awesome/weird-in-a-good-way to you? Or is this just a customary thing on FA I don't understand?
