..is the most divine, passionate, and sweaty thing I have ever done in my life! so far.................................

I am very cold right now... To think I used to complain about heat earlier this year.

*tears, tears, tears, more tears, more tears, again tears, and did I say tears, so many tears the world drowns* First day of school, and I have enough homework for the school year due tomorrow... I dispise AP classes..

Hate hate hate, double hate, loathe entirely.

See Ya Later, Ya'll!

Who wants to see a pig?

Specifically, All My Children? I don't know why, but it has caught my interest and I'm watching every episode since the beginning, which was decades ago.

I have another objective, other then testicle enjargement.
To watch any beautiful and amazing movie I can find. I just watched A Walk To Remember, and I think my search should end there cus no movie is gonna top that. I cried so hard, my god it is amazing

Okay, I am officially going full gay. Women are just too much drama, and I tend to get into girl-talk with them more then kiss.

Which is funny considering gay guys are also very dramatic (latest being very dramatic, but hey, it's a living)... Ugh, why can't life be more simple. Like, I get rants from them, and yet all I say is, "Okay... Can we get some cake? I feel ceckish." Forget hardships and just be random and fun... It's eaiser, trust me.

Well, it's been over two weeks, and I am completely willing to say that no ejaculation leads to testicle enlargement. They are quite larger.

CONFIRMED

As for the other method, it's a scam. The heat from the hot water and the massaging kills sperm, and will cause your testicles to shrink. Hehehe...

BUSTED

I am curious..

I just got a text on my phone, calling me a furry fag.
1. I am not a furry, I know I'm on this site, but just for the art, and I will forever argue that dragons are not furries.
2. No one who knows me where I live, knows I go on this site, not even my brother, and he knows everything about me (except this). So, everyone I know who has my number, knows I'm not a furry.
3. The texter put a signature, - Friend FA
4. I am going to call the police about this...




EDIT: Never mind, it was just a youtube friend of mine, his name being Finneies Artel, FA.

May not be you, but hey, might as well try. It's a raffle for pete's sakes!


http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1571162/

Say yes, and I'll add to the journal.

Okay, well, I'll give you a quote from a movie or tv show, and you will have to guess the name of the movie or show.

I'll start with an easy one, "The force is strong in this one..."

I messed up. I'm just eating some cereal this morning, till BOOM! I cum right into my shorts.
And cum I did, I had never ejaculated so much, it was three times my normal amount.
I believe that confirms the theory that not ejaculating for a period of time will build up sperm and such.
But I have little results in testicle expansion, so I will have to try harder next time. As for today, masturbation.

Yesterday, I went the whole day without masturbating.
Today will be my second, if I can last.
I am trying out all these theories and methods in enlarging your testicles, just to see if they're fake of work. (personally, I don't feel I need it. I'm happy with my balls, but bigger would be better)
First theory, No ejaculating. Allowing the sperm and testosterone to build up. It won't really make your balls grow, but it will make them seem larger. Takes about three weeks to see results. Good god, how will I ever make it?!
Second, Soaking your scrotum in hot water to get the blood flowing, and then pinch the scrotum in between where your testicles and body seperate with space, then massage your balls with a decent amount of pressure, while pulling your scrotum down with the other hand repeatedly. This will stimulate the amount of blood flowing into your scrotum, causing your testicles to produce more sperm and testosterone. Balls will enlarge thus, along with larger quantities of semen after ejaculating. This seems easier then going without pleasure time...
Speaking of pleasure, this is for science, my personal benefit is just a bonus.

If anyone had any other thoughts as to how to make your friends down below gain considerable size, please enlighten me, for I would love to try it.

I don't think it's the keyboard, but to type I have to hold the keys, like instead of just press, it takes a couple of seconds of holding for the characters to show up. Any suggestions?
(this took 15 min. to type. wtf)

EDIT: Nevermind, I got it working.

So, I go to chorus class today, and well, I'm still down the hall a ways off, but I hear big thumping loud music, like party music, coming from the chorus room.

I get in there and I see like practically all the basses and tenors having a huge, loud music, colored lights flashing, whole lot of dancing party in the teacher's office, and his office is like 10ft x 10ft.

Our chorus teacher then comes in, completely oblivious to the party, and one of the altos is like, "Um... Mr. Silver, I think the guys are having a party in your office." and you know what he says, "Oh, yeah that happens."

Of course, this was before class started that they were having the party, and they cleaned it up and got ready for class, but still, like really... I love chorus in my school..

"It takes a whole village..."

Has anyone ever read The Chronicles of Chrestomanci?

Also, and no I did not just pull this out of nowhere, I actually found a notebook for Algebra I, which I had two years ago in high school, and well here's the problem...
6,459,873,194,651,336,941 * 4,783
and I have it written out, which I want you to do. Don't use a calculator, only write it out, and give me the answer. First to give me the answer (which I have) gets a prize...

Dang... I really shouldn't have removed everything from my site...

I'm too sensitive for the fucking trolls on this site. They pissed me off, won't leave me alone, and are now going around saying I'm harrassing them. Well, I'm done. Adios. Tchus. Cya later. I'm getting off, and good chance staying off.

Fuck you world, the sky is not pink, my name is Josh Jer, March has thirty-three days in it, there is a new word called "perpy", and no, I am not making an Ocarina of Time Walkthrough. Have fun with the fucking trolls my friends, and please, never fall for the nice guy. It's the mean ones you should be friends with. They'll suprise you...

What else? Oh Yeah! Happy Easter! I have peeps! You know, those mushroom... I mean mar-sh-mel-low! candy things. They are quite good.

Can I have a hug before I go? (you have one hour to comply)


(nevermind, not leaving...)

Just so anyone knows for fun, I don't know why, but when I tried typing in First Day as the subject, I kept accidently typing "Ftist" like a hundred times. Geuss I'm nervous, or maybe its gas.

My first day on furaffinity. Its been years since I've drawn anything, and I don't have any computerized ways of drawing, only paper and pencil, so I geuss I can't expect to beat any of these amazing artists here on this site. Oh, I'd might as well quit, but whats the point of quiting, if you haven't even tried. Maybe I'll succeed as long as I try. Maybe i do incredible, as long as I try. Maybe...what the fuck is with all this trying, I'm not gonna try, I'm gonna do.