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Posted 13 years agofetuses
Gorillaz came on
Posted 13 years agooh, boy. how long has it been?What does this mean?
Posted 13 years agoLizzy is a homo so big they drifted into the earth's atmosphere and replaced the moon
POTTERMORE
Posted 13 years agoGaiz don't be mean to Hufflepuff WE'RE PEOPLE TOO OKAY FUCK YOU
NOW THIS SHIT IS GETTING CREEPY.
Posted 13 years agoOoops a mistake
Posted 13 years agozodiccity is right, but that was from zodiacsociety c:
yep.
i believe in stars.
yep.
i believe in stars.
Why are all these fucking things true.
Posted 13 years agozodiccaity on tumblr is a fucking bitch getting all this shit about me on the nose. i know lots of people are like 'THE STARS CAN'T TELL ME WHO I AM, BITCH' but i just omfg wow all these things are spot. fucking. on.
OH YEAH AND GEMINIS ARE MANIPULATIVE WE'RE PERSUASIVE ASSHOLES.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m.....sjo9o1_500.png <-- titty fuck
OH YEAH AND GEMINIS ARE MANIPULATIVE WE'RE PERSUASIVE ASSHOLES.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m.....sjo9o1_500.png <-- titty fuck
Suddenly furry friendly.
Posted 13 years agoWorld of Warcraft is suddenly very furry friendly, and it's quite pissing me off. Not to offend anyone, but pandas aren't badass. Worgen are, since they're six-foot ugly werewolves who are super buff/ have giant boobs, but I don't want to run around as a furry Snooki.
In World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, you get to encounter a new race and class, the Pandarian (panda) Monk. Cute as the females can be, and awful as the males, it's not badass enough, I'm sorry. This is coming for a teenage girl.
The females look like panda Snookis. So no. Just no.
(But you can level your 85 to 90 in a great zone with lots of cool quests so yay for Ori!)
In World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, you get to encounter a new race and class, the Pandarian (panda) Monk. Cute as the females can be, and awful as the males, it's not badass enough, I'm sorry. This is coming for a teenage girl.
The females look like panda Snookis. So no. Just no.
(But you can level your 85 to 90 in a great zone with lots of cool quests so yay for Ori!)
Livestreaming [ONLINE]
Posted 13 years agoTHIS
Posted 13 years agoLevel 1
() Smoked a cigarette.
() Smoked a cigar.
() Kissed a member of the same sex.
SO FAR: 0
Level 2
(x) Are/been in love. (IN LOVE WITH THE SAME SEX. It's sisterly.)
(x) Dumped someone.
() Been fired.
(x) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(X)Had/have a crush on an older person. (Heyp my sexual orientation is band members.)
() Skipped class.
() Slept with a co-worker.
(X) Seen someone/something die. (What a nugget. Dying in front of my. Stupid worm.)
SO FAR: 5
Level 4
(X) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends. (Heyp not everyone's a band member.)
() Been to Paris. (WANT TO)
() Been to Spain. (I BELONG THEREEEEE)
(X) Been on a plane. (I've been to 6 states!)
() Thrown up from drinking.
SO FAR: 7
Level 5
(X) Eaten sushi. (HATE HATE HATE FISH!)
() Been snowboarding.
() Met someone in person through the internet.
() Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 8
Level 6
() Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
() Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 11
Level 7
(X) Had a tea party.
(X) Flown a kite.
(X) Built a sand castle.
() Gone mudding.
(X) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 15
Level 8
() Jumped into a pile of leaves.
() Gone sledding.
() Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been Lonely.
() Fallen asleep at work/school.
SO far: 16
Level 10
(X) Watched the sun set or rise.
(X) Felt an earthquake.
() Killed a snake. (I'd piss my pants.)
SO FAR: 18
Level 11
(X) Been tickled.
() Been robbed/vandalized.
(X) Been cheated on. (Nah it's okay man.)
(X) Been misunderstood.
SO FAR: 21
Level 12
(x) Won a contest
() Been suspended from school.
() Had detention
() Been in a car/motorcycle accident.
SO FAR: 22
Level 13
() Had/have braces.
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
() Danced in the moonlight.
SO FAR: 23
Level 14
(X) Hated the way you look.
() Witnessed a crime.
() Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
(X) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 25
Level 15
(X) Squished barefoot through the mud.
() Been to the opposite side of the world.
(X) Swam in the ocean.
() Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 25
Level 16
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
() Played cops and robbers.
(X) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 28
Level 17
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (SODA FUCKING HURTS YOU GUYS.)
() Kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 31
Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus. (You do it for a grade in Elementary. Just like they think everyone's a Christian.)
(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(X) Blown bubbles.
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
SO FAR: 35
Level 19
() Crashed a party.
() Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
() Had a wish come true. (Pokemon isn't real and my dad hasn't stopped smoking, so no.)
() Been humped by a monkey. (No way I totally raped that monkey.)
SO FAR: 36
Level 20
(x)Worn pearls. (Fake ones.)
( ) Jumped off a bridge.
(X) Screamed bad words
() Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 38
Level 21
() Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
() Kicked a fish
(X) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
() Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 39
Level 22
(X) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
() Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
() Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 41
Level 23
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(X) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone. (I've watched one before and I don't like them. I like funny ones. Like Paul.)
SO FAR: 45
Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
() Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
() Gone streaking.
() Visited a jail. (I don't think Alcatraz counts.)
SO FAR: 46
Level 25
() Played chicken.
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
() Broken a bone.
(X) Been easily amused.
SO FAR: 48
Level 26
() Caught a fish then ate it later.
() Made a porn video/got asked to make one.
(X) Caught a butterfly.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 51
Level 27
() Mooned/flashed someone.
(x) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
(X) French braided someone's hair.
() Gone skinny dipping.
() Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 55
Level 28
(X) Rode a roller coaster.
(X) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
(X) Had a cavity.
(x) Blackmailed someone.
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 60
Level 29
() Been used. (I dunno.)
(X) Fell going up the stairs.
(X) Licked a cat. (Uh, recently.)
(X) Bitten a cat. (Recently.)
() Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 63
Level 30
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
() Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someone's tires.
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 64
0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you. (Yeah thanks man you don't matter to me.)
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse.
() Smoked a cigarette.
() Smoked a cigar.
() Kissed a member of the same sex.
SO FAR: 0
Level 2
(x) Are/been in love. (IN LOVE WITH THE SAME SEX. It's sisterly.)
(x) Dumped someone.
() Been fired.
(x) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(X)Had/have a crush on an older person. (Heyp my sexual orientation is band members.)
() Skipped class.
() Slept with a co-worker.
(X) Seen someone/something die. (What a nugget. Dying in front of my. Stupid worm.)
SO FAR: 5
Level 4
(X) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends. (Heyp not everyone's a band member.)
() Been to Paris. (WANT TO)
() Been to Spain. (I BELONG THEREEEEE)
(X) Been on a plane. (I've been to 6 states!)
() Thrown up from drinking.
SO FAR: 7
Level 5
(X) Eaten sushi. (HATE HATE HATE FISH!)
() Been snowboarding.
() Met someone in person through the internet.
() Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 8
Level 6
() Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
() Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 11
Level 7
(X) Had a tea party.
(X) Flown a kite.
(X) Built a sand castle.
() Gone mudding.
(X) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 15
Level 8
() Jumped into a pile of leaves.
() Gone sledding.
() Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been Lonely.
() Fallen asleep at work/school.
SO far: 16
Level 10
(X) Watched the sun set or rise.
(X) Felt an earthquake.
() Killed a snake. (I'd piss my pants.)
SO FAR: 18
Level 11
(X) Been tickled.
() Been robbed/vandalized.
(X) Been cheated on. (Nah it's okay man.)
(X) Been misunderstood.
SO FAR: 21
Level 12
(x) Won a contest
() Been suspended from school.
() Had detention
() Been in a car/motorcycle accident.
SO FAR: 22
Level 13
() Had/have braces.
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
() Danced in the moonlight.
SO FAR: 23
Level 14
(X) Hated the way you look.
() Witnessed a crime.
() Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
(X) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 25
Level 15
(X) Squished barefoot through the mud.
() Been to the opposite side of the world.
(X) Swam in the ocean.
() Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 25
Level 16
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
() Played cops and robbers.
(X) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 28
Level 17
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (SODA FUCKING HURTS YOU GUYS.)
() Kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 31
Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus. (You do it for a grade in Elementary. Just like they think everyone's a Christian.)
(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(X) Blown bubbles.
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
SO FAR: 35
Level 19
() Crashed a party.
() Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
() Had a wish come true. (Pokemon isn't real and my dad hasn't stopped smoking, so no.)
() Been humped by a monkey. (No way I totally raped that monkey.)
SO FAR: 36
Level 20
(x)Worn pearls. (Fake ones.)
( ) Jumped off a bridge.
(X) Screamed bad words
() Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 38
Level 21
() Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
() Kicked a fish
(X) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
() Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 39
Level 22
(X) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
() Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
() Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 41
Level 23
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(X) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone. (I've watched one before and I don't like them. I like funny ones. Like Paul.)
SO FAR: 45
Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
() Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
() Gone streaking.
() Visited a jail. (I don't think Alcatraz counts.)
SO FAR: 46
Level 25
() Played chicken.
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
() Broken a bone.
(X) Been easily amused.
SO FAR: 48
Level 26
() Caught a fish then ate it later.
() Made a porn video/got asked to make one.
(X) Caught a butterfly.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 51
Level 27
() Mooned/flashed someone.
(x) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
(X) French braided someone's hair.
() Gone skinny dipping.
() Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 55
Level 28
(X) Rode a roller coaster.
(X) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
(X) Had a cavity.
(x) Blackmailed someone.
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 60
Level 29
() Been used. (I dunno.)
(X) Fell going up the stairs.
(X) Licked a cat. (Uh, recently.)
(X) Bitten a cat. (Recently.)
() Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 63
Level 30
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
() Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someone's tires.
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 64
0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you. (Yeah thanks man you don't matter to me.)
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse.
FINALLY.
Posted 14 years agoYOU.
FINALLY. I'M LEVEL 80 ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
JUST.
JUST FIVE MORE LEVELS.
AND THEN I CAN LEVEL MY HORDE AND MY PRIEST.
AND MY DRUIDS.
BECAUSE HUNTERS ROCK AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THE OUTLANDS QUESTS ON A HUNTER. MY PET WILL PULL AND I WILL DIE.
BUT SERIOUSLY MY DEATH KNIGHT IS ALMOST TO 8!. YOU GO GIRL.
FINALLY. I'M LEVEL 80 ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
JUST.
JUST FIVE MORE LEVELS.
AND THEN I CAN LEVEL MY HORDE AND MY PRIEST.
AND MY DRUIDS.
BECAUSE HUNTERS ROCK AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THE OUTLANDS QUESTS ON A HUNTER. MY PET WILL PULL AND I WILL DIE.
BUT SERIOUSLY MY DEATH KNIGHT IS ALMOST TO 8!. YOU GO GIRL.
unf
Posted 14 years agoWOULD YOU....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to make love to me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
[_] sexy?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so I can return the favour?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to make love to me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
[_] sexy?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so I can return the favour?
Livestreaming~
Posted 14 years agoHAVE A LINKY-BOO: http://www.livestream.com/lizzyla
I'm new at this.
Posted 14 years agoAnd everything that is okay..ish is on my DeviantArt account.
So visit there if you actually wnat to see art, idoubtmyshitisart,andidoubtyoudwannabeit.
lololol
So visit there if you actually wnat to see art, idoubtmyshitisart,andidoubtyoudwannabeit.
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