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I mean its not like anyone'll read this, I mean who the fuck reads my journals... yeah I've got like 10 watchers, but all of em are just watch-backs... leah um meme

1. How old will you be in five years?
22.5

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
mah mum

3. How tall are you?
6'6

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
getting a laptop and a shiny new mp3 player

5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Bourne Ultimatum a week ago and I saw fargo on TV last night (if ya ever wanna know what a minnisota accent sounds like then see this movie)

6. Who was the last person you called?
Wes (one of my coworkers)

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Wes

8. What was the last text message you received?
sumthin' from sprint... cause like nobody knows my cell#

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Some drug dealer from venezuela (I've been getting calls from this drug ring since I got my cell 4 years ago and now that I can speak spanish I wish I hadn't listened to some of these voice mails.... although it is really interesting)

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
call I am a master of the <10 second call

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
sleeping

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
married

13. When did you last see your mom?
like 30 secs. ago
14. What color are your eyes?
A weird mixture of green and gray (it looks like my image of toxic waste (without the glowing))

15. What time did you wake up today?
little before 6

16. What are you wearing right now?
cargo jeans and a stupid henley from work

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I won't be home for christmas by blink182

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Foriegn countries

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
school
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Peru

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Either starting out as a lawyer or working in something tech related

22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts... or aliens(at least when I went to bed after seeing a scary movie)

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
One phrase it had to with a conversation about nazis culminating in something about hitler and cleveland steamers

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

26. How big is your bed?
Extra long twin

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
just a t-shirt and undies

29. What color are your sheets?
lol... harry potter print

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4.5 the last one doesn't count cause its small as shit

31. What is your favorite season?
winter

33. What do you like about winter?
The cold (Its cause I'm fat), the snow and not having bugs everywhere

34. What do you like about the summer?
swimming, the yearly trip to another country or 2 and tanning... oh yeah and getting paid to mow the lawn

35. What do you like about spring?
um.... the rain I guess...

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
1

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Gaithersburg and germantown

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
bare feetz ftw... my feet are so fucking calused and ugly

39. Are you a social person?
sorta

40. What was the last thing you ate?
some cheezits with lunch

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Steak and shake... too bad there only farther south and or west

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
peanut butter

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Auntie Annes pretzels... or mabey genuine italian gelato

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
I dun like soup

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
no jelly just gimmie straight up peanut butter

46. Do you like Chinese food?
fuck no

47. Do you like coffee?
fuck no it smells nasty, and I really don't need any more energy

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Instead of glasses why don't we ask how many gallons and in that case it'd be about 2 1/2

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk, baby

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
on the wall side, cuase otherwise my fat ass'll tip the bed over

52. Do you know how to play poker?
like 6 kinds

53. Do you like to cuddle?
If I had somebody

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
nope, I might go later this year though

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
wassat mean?

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
depends I like to make my own pizza (I make a damn good pizza) but for anything else I'd rather eat out

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
nope

59. Do you want kids?
I dunno yet

60. Do you speak any other languages?
se hablo espanol

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yup

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
ocean, I love the waves and the critters in the ocean

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Aisle, I'm tall as fuck so I need to either have an aisle seat, or I'll rant an' rave till they let me sit up in first class

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't know how to drive period

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
new tech

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Do earrings count? although I have a necklace my friend gave me, some rings, a leather death eater wristband and of coarse my watch that I'll wear whenever I'm not bathing/asleep

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Spongebob, hands down

69. Can you roll your tongue?
yep

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
my 5 best friends together

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
A little penguin my grandma gave me when I was 3 days old and a giant sea turtle I got at seaworld a few years back (I'm way too old fer that shit, but I can't help it I gotta cuddle sumthin)

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I always have it on silent, cause nobody ever calls me besides those venezualans

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
we gave those to good will long ago

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
a big old book about the civil war

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
yeah

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed... I'm afraid of the monsters in there

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear, cause at least I would stand a chance against that

78. Do you flirt a lot?
What is this "flirt" of which you speak

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Eww... I'm vegetarian (not cause I give a flying fuck bout the animals, but because I'm carnaphobic... it really sucks sometimse )

80. What is your favorite food?
peanut butter

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
no

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
can't drive

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
still can't drive remember?

84. What is your usual bedtime?
like 9 cause my internal clock just says "bitch you no hungry for video games you hungry for sleepy time"

85. What was the last book you read?
Harry Potter

86. Do you read the newspaper?
no

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
yeah nintendo power, reptiles, and starwars insider

89. Do you watch soap operas?
fuck no

90. Do you dance in the car?
how exactly does one do that?

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
DC 101

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
my little bro

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
a bunch of random bands whose music I wanna download

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
just plain candle smoke

95. What is your favorite board game?
stratego or 'stragu' as one of my friends calls it

97. When was the last time you attended church?
about a year ago, I dun really like church its boring

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Ms. Payne my psycology teacher, she was hawt and she let us watch the simpsons and family guy in class... and it was relevant to the lesson

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
1 night

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
my friend aaron he got me the koa wood necklace I'm wearing now when he went to hawaii earlier this summer

Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I am taller than 6'0"
[] I think I'm ugly
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.(not yet |P)
[x] I've Got one or two Scars(moar)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.(but only for like 3 hours)
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.(dunno yet)
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[x] I Have a spoiled sibling

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.(cause of meds)
[] I almost always do my homework
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.(I've been expelled twice, but it was overturned after about 10 days both times)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.(once |p)
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired.
[] Are or Have been home schooled

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[x] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] fell down on my face

Health
[x]I've gotten stitches
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.(try 11,000)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada. (canadia's for losers)
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (england, france[eewww], greece, turkey, spain, italy)
[] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.(dee dee dur)
[] I've Been in Thailand
[] I've been in Phillipines


Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.(its not pretty let me tell ya)
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.(all the time I fonkin love milk)
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single. (for now xD)
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] Kissed a girl/Guy(both XP)

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test(and helped others cheat)
[] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.(at least 10 times)
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.(alot... it happens when your fat and angry)
[] I've been arrested.(close, but thankfully not yet)

Drugs/Alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.(its weird like a year ago I had this problem)
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem(and now I really don't)
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.(they're boring as sin)
[] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.(I think I attract the crazies cause 4 of my friends are suicidal)
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[x] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[x] I cut myself(not any more)

Materialism
[]x I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (ipod and soon an archos G5... seriously look it up)
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.(wtf is pac sun?)
[] I collect comic books
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] buy the newspaper everyday

Random
[] I can sing well.(not at all)
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.(its in my genes I swar)
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair(when it was long, but now its in a mowhawk)
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I love Spam
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.(I make a kick ass pizza)
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue(green/black)
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.(they're totaly real, like this one time...)
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.(I'm almost never on)
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.(and my skin... its really nasty I gotta stop)
[x] I play video games.(who doesn't?)
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.(in history at least)
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits: Insecurity as an artform - further seems forever (what is this emo shit doing on my ipod?)

Birth: Spun - flipsyde (mmmk)

First day at school: Dirty Harry - gorillaz (lol)

Falling in Love: Get crunked - lil flip (da fuck?)

Fight Song: stars of winter - flipsyde (thats not a very epic fight)

Breaking Up: Theory of a dead man - santa monica (OMG thats like perfect)

Prom: Grindin' - clipse (in this area thats totaly plausable)

Life: the need for repitition - between the buried and me

Mental Breakdown: la calandria - Linda ronstadt (strangely appropriate)

Driving: Dancing - eric prydz (meh)

Flashback: Archeype - Fear Factory (:3)

Wedding: Look at us now - Sabrina Paris (I fuckin' hope not... although for someone else it'd make sense)

Birth Of Child: Hey Man! - Emanuel (its gonna be a rockin' baby)

Final Battle: Frenchy I'm Faking - architecture in helsinki (god all my battle musik sux butt)this one deserves a link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFGEQzFybQ

Death Scene: Hackers - prodigy (that would have been pretty good for fight music, but whatever)

Funeral: Pon de Replay - Rihanna (really cool song, but appropiate...)

Ending Credits: Final extintion - shattershpere (awesomesauce)

Because I can muahahahahaahaha!
like any one gives a shit anyway



1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
black and it says "I don't have an attitude problem I'm just always right!" in big red letters on the back

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
the fact that I'm failing like 4 classes and I need to get my ass in gear... that and 300 I really need to see that movie again

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
listening to the 300 soundtrack and doing this meme

4. Honestly, do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
to hell with that skanky bitch

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
well lemme see... masturbatings not bad so that doesn't count, um lied to my parents... oh yeah and I kicked this hobo on the way home today

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
not in 10 years

8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
my friend yesterday asking if he could hang at my house

9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
a lil

10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
people makiing fun of me

11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
way too much and I bite the skin around the nails... and the skin around that... and around that and eeewww my hands fingers look pretty nasty right now

12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
nah I'm just fat

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
yes

15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
yes

19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
a few people

20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
a lotta people do really

*Anger Section*

1. What do you do when you're mad?
swear, beat the shit out of the people pissing me off, rant, cry then beat the crap out of people...

2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
strangled the guy till he passed out

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
yes

*CRYING SECTION*

1. did you cry last week?
I was really close to we had to watch i am sam in psych and that movie has come the closest to making me cry than anything I've ever watched before

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
a few times, but not scince christmas (it was a horrible day and I really dun ever wana talk about it)

3. Do certain songs make you cry?
music does really affect me, but it can't make me cry that I know of

4. What usually makes you cry?
shit that nobody really wants to hear about

*Happy Section*
where the fux 1 and 2?

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
usueally

4. Do you believe in yourself?
yes

5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you feel happy?
usually I think they're just making fun of me... or they're really creepy

a little twist to a meme thats going around

1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to the questions below.

1.) How am I feeling today?
2.) How do I feel about getting married?
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
4.) What is/was highschool like?
5.) What is the best thing about me?
6.) How is today going to be?
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
8.) What song describes my parents?
9.) How is my life going?
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
11.) How does the world see me?
12.) what do my friends really think of me?
13.) Do people secretly lust after me?
14.) How can I make myself happy?
15.) What should I do with my life?
16.) Will I ever have children?
17.) What is some good advice?
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
20.) What type of men/women do you like?
21.) Will you get married?
22.) What should I do with my love life?
23.) And if that doesn't work?
24.) Where will you live?
25.) What will your dying words be?

anyway I ended up with

1.) How am I feeling today? I just died in your arms tonight -- DJ ranking... actually I feel more like i just plain died I am soo sick right now
2.) How do I feel about getting married? Say goodbye to hollywood -- Eminem....wtf?
3.) What is my best friend's theme song? YEAH (remix) --usher/ludacris... um k
4.) What is/was highschool like? Annihilation by the hands of god -- Roadrunner united... lol
5.) What is the best thing about me? Blood Rave -- chrystal method... again wtf
6.) How is today going to be? Dreamer Dream -- code red.. makes sense
7.) What is in store for this weekend? You complete me -- Stabing westward... huh?
8.) What song describes my parents? Before Dishonor -- hatebreed... hmmmm
9.) How is my life going? symptom of the universe -- black sabbath
10.) What song will they play at my funeral? taking care of the dead fish --Evergreen Terrace
11.) How does the world see me? she tried -- bubba sparxxx ????
12.) what do my friends really think of me? White America -- Eminem... bullshit
13.) Do people secretly lust after me? Gotta survive -- tupac feat dr.dre... that doesn't answer the question
14.) How can I make myself happy? From Now on -- Regina belle... wtf is this who put this crap on my ipod?
15.) What should I do with my life? Breathe -- Pink Floyd
16.) Will I ever have children? Bloody Romance -- senses fail...W.T.F
17.) What is some good advice? My Buddy -- G-unit
18.) What do I think my current theme song is? oh lately its so quiet --OK GO
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Like a call -- Architecture in helsinki
20.) What type of men/women do you like? I caught Fire(in your eyes) -- The Used... interesting
21.) Will you get married? PJ and Rooster -- Outkast
22.) What should I do with my love life? Smoke on the Water -- Black sabbath ???
23.) And if that doesn't work? smells like teen spirt(techno remix) -- nirvana
24.) Where will you live? Flagpole sitta -- Harvey Danger... I love this song
25.) What will your dying words be? I like it -- Dixie Chicks... alright why the hell is this on my ipod I swear the only song by the dixie chicks I would ever listen to is not ready to make nice... well whatever

me and my big mouth I think I posted somewhere on this site that I was 17 and now they locked my mature setting thingy and the primary reason I used this account was to look at porn... I am such an idiot speccially cause I just turned 17 a month and a half ago now I gotta wait 10 months to look at more porn... *teardrop* :(

----x---QUIZ---x----

Name: Patrick

Single or taken: Single

Sex: male

Birthday: january 22

Sign: aquarius

Animal on the Chinese New Year: snake

Hair color: brownish

Eye color: green

Height: 6'6 (I shit you not)

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: the internets cause I need big/tall stuff

Favorite designer?: mercy

What is your sexiest outfit?: mah manties

What is your most comfortable outfit?: phat pants, t-shirt

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
What kind of shampoo do you use?: herbal essence

What are you listening to right now: nocturnal boogie by ice cream smash bot

Who is the last person that called you?: Liam

How many buddies are online right now?: 2

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
Foods: Pizza, peanut butter, reeses... but not all together

Girls names: alexanra, zelda, jessica

Boys names: marcus, alexander, jason

Subjects in school: history, science, english, programming

Animals: penguins :3, reptiles, amphibians, bats

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Given anyone a bath?: yes

Smoked?: HELL NO!

Bungee jumped?: eet was fun

Made yourself throw up?: .... yes, but in my defence it was to get out of school

Skinny dipped?: once or twice :b

Ever been in love?: yes

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: lol yes although I imagine it would be very disconcerting to see a guy like myself cry, but it works ;b

Pictured your crush naked?: yes

Actually seen your crush naked?: nah

Cried when someone died?: yes

Lied: lots

Fallen for your best friend?: no

Rejected someone?: no

Used someone?: no

Done something you regret?: many things

• × • C U R R E N T • × •<
Clothes: blue trim tripp pants, oversized t-shirt with a giant egyptian pharoh lookin skull and hieroglyphs

Music: conceal remix

Smell: omfg my feet stink

Desktop picture: a ravnica island from mtg, if you know what that is ur a nerd :3

Cd in player: what is this the dark ages?

DVD in player: spongebob season 2

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
You touched: durr myself hurr hurr

Hugged: um... *coughs* my mom

You IMed: my bud liam

You yelled at: my lil brother

You kissed: noone

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
Understanding: yeah
Open-minded: overly so (I swear I can't pick sides on anything)
Arrogant: kinda
Insecure: not at all
Random: wheeee
Hungry: no...just ate
Smart: too smart for my own good
Moody: at times
Hard working: no
Organized: no
Healthy: for my weight hell yeah
Shy: no
Difficult: nope
Bored easily: nah.
Obsessed: a little
Angry: sometimes
Sad: sometimes
Happy: I try to have an upbeat attitude (I am probably the strangest goth-dressing person you will ever meet)
Hyper: I take medacine for that
Trusting: sorta

• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •
Kill?: many many people

Slap?: sam

Get really wasted with?: noone

Get high with: fuck that

Talk to offline: ally *blushes*

Talk to online: sumner and aaron

Sex it up with: anyone that doesn't have an STD

• × • R A N D O M • × •
In the morning I: wake up in far too early and way too chipper for my family

Love is: an intagable, gossamer, flighty thing

I dream of: very strange things

Sexual preference: Bi

What do you notice first in the sex you're into: butts definitly the butt then hair then... um boobs if they have em

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
Coke or Pepsi: neither I dun really like soda

Flowers or candy: Candy *nomnom*

Tall or short: dun care, but it'd be kinda funny if they were short

• × • W H O • × •
Makes you laugh the most: dave chapel, my freind brad

Makes you smile: cute things, bloody things, bloody cute things, ally *another blush*, good music

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: ally *third blush is the charm*

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no not really... well I may have fantasized about it once or twice, but thats all I swear

Wish you were younger: not really

Cry because someone said something to you?: no

• × • N U M B E R • × •
Of times I have had my heart broken: 1
Of hearts I have broken: 0
Of guys I've kissed: *cough* mabey a few *cough*
Of girls I've kissed: 4or5
Of CD's I own: like 30
Of scars on my body: a lot. I've got quite a few on my arms from a year ago when I was really emo( never goin back there again), some on my hands, a blue dot on my palm from when I was stabed with a pen in 7th grade, one on my nose, a few on my legs, and a big cresant shaped on on my foot from when I stepped on a sparkler when I was 8

1. Where is your cell phone?
in my pocket

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
*teardrop*

3. Your hair?
a 10 inch long brown mass of retardation

4. Your mother?
on her laptop

5. Your father?
at work

6. Your favourite thing?
um... video games? no wait internet, or um sex wait I got it magic the gathering, or mabey starwars... no no its defintly fire

7. Your dream last night?
sumthin bout crashing a car into a cloud?

8. Your favourite drink?
milk... no seriously 1% ftw

9. Your dream car?
a solar powered H3

10. The room you're in?
study

11. Your ex?
dun really have one

12. Your fears?
dogs, meat, buzzing insects... I know I have really wierd phobias

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
a paid assasin really I think I could be good at it

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
my buds

15. What you're not good at?
not saying the word fuck, brushing/combing my hair, doing homework

16. Muffins?
orange

17. One of your wishlist items?
GOD DAMMIT I WANT A WII!!!!

18. Where you grew up?
D.C.

19. The last thing you did?
played starwars battlefront 2

20. What are you wearing?
goth pants, w/chains around the bottom so they jingle when I walk, a t-shirt w/ a bunch of skulls and the word 'thug' in huge letters across my belly and um glasses

21. what aren't you wearing?
socks/shoes

22. Your pet?
curly my ball python

23. Your computer?
internet is teh awesome, but my graphics card is teh suck a while ago I tried to get a sl account, but my computers graphix card wasn't good enough

24. Your life?
s'ok I guess

25. Your mood?
I have had this feeling of dread and impending doom since I left school I dun know what the fuck is up I keep expecting sumthin to esplode

26. Missing?
um a g/f or b/f I guess I could use one of those

27. What are you thinking about right now?
this stupid meme / my new deck for mtg

28. Your car?
I can't even drive yet stupid parents won't let me take driving lessons or get a learners

29. Your work?
like school ur sumthing?... good I guess

30. Your summer?
cant fucking wait

31. Your relationship status?
Single baby

32. Your favorite colour?
Green

33. When is the last time you laughed?
lunch time

34. Last time you cried?
bout a week ago

If you've seen 85 or more of these you have no life...

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
(x) Braveheart

Total: 8

( ) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

total: 7

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 7

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Roots

Total: 15

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total: 4

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total: 6

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 3

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Child's Play 2
( ) Child's Play 3
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask

Total: 7

(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Sleven
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog (Original)
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total: 8

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 6

( ) My Best Friend's Wedding
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls(sadly)
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

Total: 7

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 9

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin

Total: 3

Final Verdict: 89... well I don't have a life, but just barley

if you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they will message you.

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 5

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 7

Total so far: 12

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 3

Total so far: 15

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 5

Total so far: 20

1. dressed Gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL: 5

Total so far: 25

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 3

Total so far: 28

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 6

Total so far: 34

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 4

Total so far: 38

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test
TOTAL: 5


GRAND TOTAL: 43

WOW.... I may not be a really bad influence, but I'm pretty bad, damn I didn't think someone who was straight edge could be that bad of an influence... huh eh whatev

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 7

African American
[x]you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 5

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 0

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 3

-) means I don't like it
(+) means I like it (more than one + means it's a fav of mine)
(o) means indifferent/undecided
(?) means I have no idea what the fuck it is

Anal (+++)
Oral receiving(--)
Oral Giving(+++++)
Breast (+++++++)
Breast Expansion (o)
Bondage (--)
Clothing (+) it depends
Leather (--)
Stockings (++)
Socks(++++)
Shoe/Boots (

---

) eww, just... eww
Muscle *Male (+)
Muscle *Female (--)
Herm (+++)
Fur (+)
Babyfur (+) I'm sorry but its true I kinda like some of it
Transformation (o)
Macro (+)
Micro (++)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (o)
Lactation (+++)
Vore (-)
Paw (o)
Foot (-)
Suit and Tie (--)
Incest (o)
Yuri (F/F) (+++++)
Yaoi (M/M) (++++++)
Sissy Boy (++)
Mind Control (-)
Rape (---)
Uniform (++)
Orgy (+++++)
Subbing (?)
Domming (++)
Biting (+)
Cheesecake (+++++++++++++++) fuck yes
Solo Masturbation (+)
Watersports (++++++++)
Scat (++++++++)
Inflation (0)
Fat/Pudge (+++++) hells yeah

I added a few XD
Feel free to steal and do the same and blahblah. ASK QUESTIONS TOO.