I figure I'm going to try and offer a few short story commissions.

5 bucks a pop, under a thousand words.

Gonna offer 4 for starters, see how that goes, if anyone is interested, comment, I'll go by that order, not PM's.

I'll send you confirmation that You were in the first four, we'll discuss the idea, I'll write, You pay after the story is completed.

Ready, set, go.

Since being unproductive seems to be a standard, I'm going to offer, a few, a tops 5 spots for people who'd like me to attempt to write something for them.

These will be free, of course, and the option to do them will be mine alone.

There will be no set timeline for these projects, though if nothing comes of it in three months, I'll consider the project dead and move on.

Any interest at all, leave in comments or Pm me.

Thanks.

Any of you play League of Legends?

Creative

You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.

You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.

Intellectual

You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.

You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.

Innovative

You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.

You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.

Competent

You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly and do not shy away from challenges.

You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.

Astute

You are a quick study. You generally don't need to have things explained to you more than once. When presented with a problem, you will often have an instant understanding of where to look for the solution.

You do not take your sweet time when presented with a new task to complete or problem to solve. You don't avoid assignments that require you to learn new skills.

Original

You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.

You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.

Aesthetic

You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.

You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.

Solitary

You are a private person, not very comfortable in a big group, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time.

You not prefer hanging out with others to spending time alone; you do not tend to feel at home in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.

Accessible

You're comfortable expressing yourself in words and actions, with no self-censorship. You believe that if someone doesn't like what they see it's not your problem, but theirs. A high score on the "accessible" trait suggests that you have a lot of friends, socialize often, and enjoy rap/hip-hop music.

You don't see the need to keep your thoughts to yourself, or to have a zone of privacy that encompasses only yourself and a small circle of friends and relatives.

Understanding

You are willing to take the time to find out what's going on with other people, especially if they're in distress. You're a good listener, you don't criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it's requested. With a high score on the "understanding" trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.

You don't feel the need to impose your standards on others or say things that, even though true, cause pain.

I saw a few places where someone was working on this, and I'm curious if any of my watchers would be interested in paying, say five dollars for a 3-5 page story?

If there are enough of you I'll go ahead and open the doors with five slots and continue from there.
Also anyone who makes a journal to promote this one and sends me the link, will get two dollars off of their story price.

Money should be paid before work begins, if for some reason I fail to complete your work, you will be refunded.

Anyone interested at all?

I'm taking writing requests.

I've got two in my gallery as examples. I can write anything and am very flexible. I need the projects to keep my going and wouldn't mind having a few requests and a bit of a work load to keep up with.

So, if there are any ideas in your head, come to me, I'll see what I can do.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now /done
Day Two: Nine things about yourself./done
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1.Be kind.
2. Hold an intelligent conversation.
3. prove to me you're artistic
4. show interest in writing.
5. have a wide sense of humor.
6. like music
7. talk about any of the above to me
8. Be open minded.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now /done
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1. male.
2. writer and amateur artist
3. Music fanatic.
4. bored most of the time.
5. Loves to cook.
6. Just enjoys being alone most times...
7. inglorious.
8. Partially deaf, shooting without ear protection.
9... uh.... rants... about shit.. randomly...

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession


1. Well, to be honest, some of our friends are great, others are just... ridiculous. I really don't know who's who anymore.

2. You... kindled my spark, and helped me through some rough times... and No matter how many times I say it, I appreciate you more than the ability to wake for another day of life.

3. Really miss hanging with you, kinda wish it would happen more, and yes, the obsession was cute. but I can only hope it isn't something that will last, for your own good.

4. Don't know you as much as I'd like, but Sometimes I don't want to really. I'll have to use this moment to remind me later that i would like a lesson from you, i need to find a way to contact you soon...

5. You... in the most simple terms are a dick. I kinda wish you could see what I think about you for real.

6. Love of my life, enough said.

7. Despite my hatred for our mutual friends, You are perhaps one of the best I've had ever. Don't change, and by any will of a semi existant god, don't lose that one you have... you wouldn't be any fun without her.

8.Your art astounds me. simple enough.

9. Uh... yeah... that too...

10 sad I don't have ten people... *shrug*

Okay, just got a tablet and wondering what art program to get, I'm running a pc with windows 7.

Anyone?

Starting with three slots for writing commissions.

Send a note to show your interest, My prices are going to be cheap, compared to other writing commissions, prices will vary depending on length, and content.

Hope to see some interest soon.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,
WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.


**Opening Credits:
Roses of May - Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy IX)


**Waking Up:
Fever - Bullet for My Valentine
(What a way to wake up)

**First Day At School:
Pressure - Staind
(Hmm, interesting itunes)

**Falling In Love:
Betrayed - Avenged Sevenfold
(...oookay)

**Fight Song:
Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
(interesting)

**Breaking Up:
Darkness of Eternity - Nobuo Uematsu

**After getting drunk you say:
Undead - Hollywood Undead

**At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
The Good Life - Three Days Grace

**Driving:
Given Up - Linkin Park

**Flashback:
Rebirthing - Skillet

**Getting Back Together:
The Black Waltz - Nobuo Uematsu

**Wedding:
Pleasure and Pain - Bullet for my Valentine

**Birth of Child:
Hymn of the Ronso - (Final Fantasy X)

**Your deepest secret:
Odd One - Sick Puppies

**Night Before War:
Another Way to Die - Disturbed

**Final Battle:
The Last Fight - Bullet for my Valentine

** Moment Of Triumph:
I Stand Alone - Godsmack

**Death Scene:
The Faint of Heart - Coheed and Cambria
(interesting... makes me wonder how I die)

**Funeral Song:
Good Times, Bad Times - Godsmack

**End Credits:
Land of Confusion - Disturbed (Phil Collins Cover)

Seems that my muse has left me, and no matter what I try, I can't get inspiration for anything?

Anyone have some helpful ideas? something?

Sorry the people who have requests from me waiting to be done. Theres been some things going on along with my lazyness, that had prevented me from doing your requests, I'll get on them as soon as I can, sorry for the wait.

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Well. I used my week off to join the FA community and to post some of my works so, I guess the next thing to do is offer a story request to the kind users of the web. I'll take (just about) any request and post it up here. I'll use whatever characters you give etc etc. Just make sure if you're giving me a character that you link me to a reference picture so I don't fuck up.

Thats all for tonight, I go back to hell in the morning.