None, of course.
Chickens don't change lightbulbs, they cross roads.

Anyway, I am still around. Even if any posting activity happens more often on my alt account or my website, I lurk in the shadows.

Hope you're having wonderful annual winter celebrations whatever you call them. :)

I have a PayPal account set up now. If you’re feeling generous or wish to motivate me, you can donate (my id is the same as the email on my website).
In theory, I could accept a commision here and there. I’m not offering any yet, but a little scouting never hurts: If anyone is potentially interested, comment on what you’d be interested in and for how much.

Some of you might know I have a few webcomics on my site (well, you all do now). I think I can say that I've revived one of them. For a month I've been doing pages for Werewolf Richard, enough to last updating atleast two times a month. I am pushing it a little, though, as I've deciced do update on every day for which the date ends with a 5. I think I can manage, unless a catastrophe strikes or I get a girlfriend :)
Drawing as slowly as I am, that means I'll be doing very few other pics, and I can't promise anything about their content (If you know of my activities, you can translate that one statement yourself).

*Runs through and chases the fat dust bunnies*
Oh wait, fat bunny week theme is already long past. Damn. I'm always behind.

Aaaanyway.
It's been a rather strenuous summer, with me starting a job and fixing up my living place, so much that I've had no will to draw. Hopefully it will be less so again starting the following week. I'll try to make some kind of funny picture for every weekend. Probably a half of them will pop up in my  derangedwhony account, so keep an eye on it if you're a brony.

Now I just need to figure out why do comic pages always take me three times longer than an equivalent normal page and finish that one started at the end of june...

I could not hold myself.
I have drawn more pony-related stuff.
I guess some comfort can be drawn from the fact there are a lot worse things I might have ended up drawing.
I am very much aware of how such content frustrates some of my watchers. To keep their new submission messages pony-free, I'm setting up a side account specifically for MLP:FiM fanart. I will possibly move (definetly repost) all my pony pictures there.
So, if the sight of ponies make you uneasy, don't read on. Otherwise, take a peek at  derangedwhony.

"I'll just go to my room and think about what I've done, shall I?"

... Hmm, mabye that line doesn't go with my new icon as well as I hoped. But I have nothing else up my sleeve.

So, it doesn't seem like the world ended...

In a related question: Has anybody seen a strange blue box in their neighbourhood?

This seems like a good enough content to replace the one from a few days ago.
 simmer tagged everyone, so I guess me as well.

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons
on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!

1. When I started drawing, I wanted to get to a level of super realism.
2. I've been silently nosing around the furry fandom since about 2007.
3. I do too many things to be good at either of them.
4. I wish I had a real working sonic screwdriver, even if it could only drive screws.
5. I'm afraid of insects with stingers, possibly because a wasp has flown into my ear once.
6. At the moment I'm more afraid about finding a place to live in than finding a job.
7. Shows of which I recently watched and liked an episode of include Doctor Who, Kaiketsu Zorori, MLP:FiM and The Big Bang Theory
8. The type of things I enjoy and those I don't are often reverse to the people around me.
9. I hate myself for not being able to hold a proper converstion for long.
10. I am too easily amused, so I might be getting on your nerves if you meet me for real.

I tag... the next ten people to come by without leaving any comments

Refresh if you don't see my newest avatar. I'm rather proud of it, it is my first decent animation.

If you require sound effects, just open this youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6kvjP3mpG8

Recently I came across a number of songs that I really like the sound of. The trouble is I don't quite know what they're about - they're sung by a French band not really famous outside the French border. I am able to find lyrics, but they haven't been translated. Perhaps someone can help?

Note - online translation programs suck!

I made myself a new icon again. Hopefully the blood rushing to my brain will help me imagine a better one in the future.

I'm also still open to any ideas on what I should attempt to draw. I've got a number of my own, but they revolve too much around my own fursona. I'd prefer to have some diversity. Remember that diversity and chaos are essential to evolution and developement.

You may even specify if I should make it digital and colour, or on paper in greyscale (but the second option is faster).
Just keep them clean, please.

So, another semester starts and makes itself look quite loaded. But I sometimes ride home by train for the weekend, and I found out it is possible for me to do some hand sketching in it.

I don't have anything to upload today, 'cause I like what I produced this friday enough to continue with 'inking' and stuff and then post it, But I'll be doing more such practice.
As I'd rather create most of my ideas digitally (I do feel more okay with it), or atleast in a more comfortable environment, I'm opening up for requests again. Well, requests... "Suggestions" is more like it, because I won't guarantee it'll be done before the end of the world .

If you wish to make one, just do so, only remember to keep it simple (not much background, with a maximum of two characters, though awkward poses - clean only, please - I can try) and not to expect any outstanding results.

The queue for this summer has been filled. After I finish the final request piece, I'll return to doing the ideas of my own.
I can't say when I'll do this again, but I'll certainly let you know.

I've been asked a while back if I do requests. Normally I don't, but since I just set up my new computer, It might not be a bad idea if the first pictures from it would be requested by people.
That's why I'm now open for requests and art trades (not commisions; I don't have any means of handling internet money and I can't imagine people paying for this anyway). The limit is that I'll only do the first four, if they come before september.

Style: Simple handdrawn sketch, grayscale (simple poses only, please) or fully digital coloured. Yeah, I'm happy I can imitate my own style, I doubt I can do any other

Content: Anything family friendly. I can do images that I think need a blue border, but there are some themes I'm not comfortable with. I will not do images that I think need red borders. You can also try to convince me they need just the blue border, but then the previous rule applies.

Just note me or reply here if you're interested.

I'm back and I have survived despite the heatwave we're having here.
It seems like all is as I left it, 'cept the 121 new messages that I'll be digging through. I do also have new things myself. They'll be appearing one per day starting tomorrow.

I'll be attending Festival Fantazie in Chotěboř the next week (and some of this one too). It's a nice way to relax a little after a school year, and also to take a break from the Internet. Not that they don't have connection, I just choose to not use it. So any messages you send won't be answered until I return. I will answer comments before I depart tomorrow, though.
There's always some time to sit down and take my paper and pencil, so hopefully the part of my 37 and a half* projects that I neglected will get a move on.

* Not exact, it's just my usual 'random' number.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3907792/
I think some of you people might find it interesting.

And while I'm here... it can't hurt to put a second, unrelated link, can it?
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1421079/

Saw first over at  blueeyedwolf's, then at  tanidareal's, so I thought I'd give it a few minutes as well.
Even if just to freshen my journal up.


1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
An orangutang. (Oook?)

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
A leopard, most likely.

3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
A fox, 'fcourse.

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
Tough one. Perhaps a mountain goat.

5. If your fursona had to be a cetacean, it'd be...
Mabye a narwal. Those are interesting.

6. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
A porcupine. I do believe they're classified as rodents.

7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
A basilisk. You know, amazonian, can walk on water...

8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
Wombats sound cool. But that may be just because of the webcomic, Digger.

9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
An octopus. Not sure why, though.
But not a sqid. Definetly not a sqid. Not a squid either.

10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
Some kind of salamander. There doesn't seem to be too many to choose from in general.

11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
A barn owl.
This must've been the hardest choice, with this category being the broadest.

12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
Creepy by whose standards? :-P
But mabye a scorpion. They seem like not of this world, but like alien probes

13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
A mouselephant. Just for the 'lulz'.

14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
A kitsune. Oh, yes, I do consider foxes, werefoxes and kitsune to be three different things.

15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
I don't know many :-/
Of pokémon, mabye vulpix, or... that one... you know, the one that's like when you take eevee and plug it into an electrical outlet?
Of digimon, i know only renamon (who here doesn't?), but I'm not so sure I'd want to be that.

16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
A flying DeLorean. No questions.

Now I have all the stuff I had ready to upload here, so no more bulk spamming

I don't dare to estimate when I'll be doing new pictures, as most of my drawing time is currently directed to continuing my webcomic, "Werewolf Richard" after a two month break, and I'm not even mentioning the next week will be a time-consuming jump into a new semester for me.
Rest assured, there will be other things, as it can get boring dawing one kind of stuff all the time, and I have a file full of ideas that would be a shame to let go to waste.

Let me just take a while to play around with the controls.

The following week I'll be slowly uploading my artwork, from the oldest to most recent.
Don't be frightened if I venture out and +fav or +watch or write comments for you too. That's a part of what this site is about, isn't it?