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I've had, enough
Posted 5 months agoThe most recent banner for FA Pride Month 2025 has brought to me a realization. So I'll keep this short.
I am no longer uploading onto this account, it is functionally dead and I do not support the people who run this site.
I am no longer uploading onto this account, it is functionally dead and I do not support the people who run this site.
It's Still Hard To Accept It Happened
Posted a year agoSpottedSqueak is actually gone... I know him and I didn't have the best relationship, and I really wish I could've spoken with him more before he passed. But I might as well say what I have to say here.
SpottedSqueak, I'm sorry for everything I did. I was a massively immature prick who you trusted with your character for a series that never panned out. I apologize immensely for everything, and I wish I had been a better friend. Wherever you are now, know that I miss you dawg. And I'll always make sure your memory lives on.
https://youtu.be/3HMRLEceXMM?si=0NSLLPhvih7iFWa3
Respect homie, there's a heaven for a G like you.
SpottedSqueak, I'm sorry for everything I did. I was a massively immature prick who you trusted with your character for a series that never panned out. I apologize immensely for everything, and I wish I had been a better friend. Wherever you are now, know that I miss you dawg. And I'll always make sure your memory lives on.
https://youtu.be/3HMRLEceXMM?si=0NSLLPhvih7iFWa3
Respect homie, there's a heaven for a G like you.
21st Birthday
Posted a year agoToday marks the day I turn 21 years and fully become a man. Hope you all are having a wonderful day.
It's my birthday
Posted 2 years ago20 years, can't believe I actually became 20 years old.
Hey, this guy's got a raffle
Posted 3 years agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/48283047/ VF16 got a raffle going on. Why not join in? It's free.
Heyyyyyy everyone...
Posted 4 years agoYeah I'm still alive, and looking to continue, although if https://www.furaffinity.net/user/spottedsqueak/ isn't okay with me using Fomo then I understand. I know we had some issues on Discord, I would like to be an adult and apologize, to you and Maven. I was being very dumb,
I have a doc to finish up, and have to refamiliarize myself with it all. I've been dealing with my senior year of high school and finding a job. But I would like to give you guys and gals the long awaited entry in the series, and plan to during this month at the very least.
Thank you all for your patience and I hope to make you all smile.
So about Don't Eat The PartyI have a doc to finish up, and have to refamiliarize myself with it all. I've been dealing with my senior year of high school and finding a job. But I would like to give you guys and gals the long awaited entry in the series, and plan to during this month at the very least.
Thank you all for your patience and I hope to make you all smile.
Hi there
Posted 4 years agoMy back is in agony and I have been a ghost on this site.
To that I say I'm sorry and I have been dealing with School, Covid, and general unhappiness with myself.
So uh, some updates to this account.
I'll be continuing the Don't Eat The Party series uh, whenever I can get to it. I do want to at least plan the story out before writing anything else.
That will take a while and I'll need to keep an eye on it to avoid repetition and other rookie mistakes.
I want my content to be based on quality. Not quantity.
Also may update my pfp to something else, as I am getting a commission from a friend on Discord.
That is all and good day good afternoon and good evening.
To that I say I'm sorry and I have been dealing with School, Covid, and general unhappiness with myself.
So uh, some updates to this account.
I'll be continuing the Don't Eat The Party series uh, whenever I can get to it. I do want to at least plan the story out before writing anything else.
That will take a while and I'll need to keep an eye on it to avoid repetition and other rookie mistakes.
I want my content to be based on quality. Not quantity.
Also may update my pfp to something else, as I am getting a commission from a friend on Discord.
That is all and good day good afternoon and good evening.
Don't Eat The Party Re-Vamped
Posted 5 years agoDon't Eat The Party is being re-vamped and given better attention to detail, better writing, and better character. Expect the next installment to be released by the end of the week.
An Update for Don't Eat The Party
Posted 5 years agoGood morning afternoon or evening to you all, I know I've been gone for a long time. Not posting anything. But I'd like to change that now.
I've taken some time to think about the future of this series and have come to this conclusion, It's absolute garbage. Everything after An Eye For An Alley personally has been nothing but one big trail of puss-filled boils. Whether it's been bad writing, plot holes, deus ex machinas, and an obvious amount of rip-offs from the first season of The Adventure Zone. This shames me immensely to have done this in the first place.
That brings me to where I am right now. I have decided to do something drastic and risky. But I feel it's for the betterment of the story and the world it brings to life;
If there is anyone who would like to list otherwise and why I should not do say so in the comments or send a note.
Thank you for your time,
I've taken some time to think about the future of this series and have come to this conclusion, It's absolute garbage. Everything after An Eye For An Alley personally has been nothing but one big trail of puss-filled boils. Whether it's been bad writing, plot holes, deus ex machinas, and an obvious amount of rip-offs from the first season of The Adventure Zone. This shames me immensely to have done this in the first place.
That brings me to where I am right now. I have decided to do something drastic and risky. But I feel it's for the betterment of the story and the world it brings to life;
I am considering de-canonizing and erasing everything that happened after An Eye For An Alley.If there is anyone who would like to list otherwise and why I should not do say so in the comments or send a note.
Thank you for your time,
RabbitWithASwordSo my birthday was yesterday
Posted 6 years agoWooo.
The Real Reason Keleran wants Fomo back
Posted 6 years agoKeleran: *unveils a giant photo of Fomo's rump* I want dat ass! And I want it now!Update: Uncertainty Ahead
Posted 6 years agoHey, as if my recent post wasn't sad enough, my mother got fired from her job because of her boss being a stuck up know-it-all who won't accept the facts, which guess that's why she's also an anti-vaxxer. So things will be harder than they already are.
What with other problems I have found myself many a time asking why I am I still here? But I think of a lyric in a song close to my heart by A Day To Remember, from the end of a video I remember fondly, "No one can lose so much, and never get anything."
What happens from here is unknown, but all I know is, things will be even more difficult.Status Update: Shakin' all over
Posted 6 years agoDue to my living arrangements in California, the ground has been shaking a little harder than usual. I'm fine for now but I still worry things might be worse. Hope you guys who live in Cali are doing well, part 10 is in the stages of being started.
An Eye For An Alley
Posted 6 years agoAn Eye for An Alley
(A Noncanonical Fomo and Jonas D&D story)
Written by RabbitWithASword
Permission to use Fomo given by SpottedSqueak
It was around 3 pm in the city of Phandalin. Everyone was busy with their afternoon bustle as the clouds above slowly patrolled the skies, some probably housing great Cloud Giant cities or event fortresses. In the movement of the streets, a figure with a grey hood and a wide set of hips blended into the crowds made their daily routines. This hooded being seemed like they wanted to be unnoticed by any of the Crown’s Guard going by on their patrols. They hearkened to the tellings of the local Town Cryer.
“Huge explosion from Wave Echo Cave! Crown’s Guard on the scene for suspects!
Tensions increase between Rocksplitter Clan and The Golden Lions mercenary guild!
Missing civilians in Northwood! 5 Tabaxi and one Elf vanished! Crown’s Guard looking for information on their disappearances! Report all findings to your nearest Crown’s Guard station!”
That last bit of news singed in the back of the mysterious traveler’s throat. They had already found out, he couldn’t help it, those Tabaxi were planning to eat him and that Elf knew too much. Meanwhile across the way a Lepurian* male named Jonas “Jumper” Donovan was walking through the crown, with his steel sword “Fiend Flayer” in its sheath on his left hip and his shield, “Bolt-Snatcher” in his left hand. He was tall and built decently, he was in Phandalin due to his own reasons. He walked without care as a Rodentian** rogue walked unknowingly towards the rabbit. The two crashed into each other like a foolish gardener onto a rake and both fell back.
“Heh, sorry their mam.” The rabbit said chuckling a bit. “I should watch where I’m going.”
Meanwhile, through the hood, the mouse stared daggers at the rabbit who had just not only drawn attention to both him and this oaf here but called him a girl.
“Mam?” The mouse said glaring and quickly rising to his feet, grabbing this fool by the ears and taking him into an alley.
“Ow ow ow ow ow hey could you let go?” Jonas asks with a pained voice, unsure of what he did wrong. He’s let go and sees the hooded figure takes off their hood. And gazes at the flirty and seducing face of a Rodentian. He blushes a light pink and rubs the back of his head.
“I…I-I am so sorry, I had no clue you were a guy. I hope you understand my predicament here.”
“Oh, it’s fine, I mean if you think I’m cute enough to be one. I’ll take it~” He smirks and gets closer. “Now who are you?”
“Oh, well uh, I’m Jonas, Jonas Donovan. Some call me Jumper. Who are you?” Jonas asks a bit embarrassed and nervous.
“I’m Fomo, just Fomo. So, what is a guy like you doing in-…” He looks at a little badge in Jonas’s armor and tunic, a golden lion head, that same guild that he has made acquaintance with a few years ago and is on the run from them. “He must be a spy.” Fomo thought, now looking to make this rabbit disappear without magic. He pins Jonas to the wall.
“So, you tried to distract me, so your buddies could kidnap me huh? Well, the only one vanishing is you.” Fomo says licking his lips.
“Nnngh! What? What are you saying?!” Jonas demands now surprised and confused.
“I’m saying it’s time to show you a magic trick I learned, How to Make Rabbits Disappear!” Fomo opens his maw wide, saliva dripping as his throat opens to fit the upcoming meal.
“W-what?! N-no, No!” Jonas squirms in his grasp. “S-someone! Help!”
“Oi, you two!” A new voice shouts. Fomo turns around to see a female Human fighter holding a broadsword and wearing studded leather armor, with tattoos all over her, behind her is a Kenku holding a staff and a City Goblin with a black cape, knife and a black masquerade mask on. “Hope we aren’t interruptin' yer make out session Fomo! Because me lads and I are here to bring you to yer knees!” the human continues.
Fomo loosens his grip on the rabbit and looks to the three here to capture him, he smirks. “Well lookie here, another trio here to take me to justice for money. Hey Jumper, you good with that sword?” he asks Jonas.
“Y-yeah, I can use it,” Jonas replies in disbelief.
“Well, ten gold says you can’t knock out 1 of these mercs.” Fomo snarks, persuading this person to help.
“You’re on.” Jonas jumps next to Fomo and draws his blade, combat ensues, the kenku chants an incantation and throws a firebolt at Fomo, Jonas blocks it with his shield. “They don’t call it Bolt-Snatcher for nothing!” and chops at the kenku while Fomo draws a blade he stole from a Drow he once met, he tasted like spiderwebs and gunk, and taunts the goblin to attack. The goblin lunges and hits his side, taking Fomo off guard and chuckling. The human takes her broadsword and brings it down on Jonas, it misses and gets stuck in the ground. Jonas gives the kenku a good beating and buts it with his shield, stunning it for a moment then snapping the staff. The kenku gets dizzy and misses a swing with a broken piece of the staff. Fomo stabs at the goblin and hits the little green nuisance in the chest, the goblin falls back unconscious as the human attempts to pull out their sword. Jonas smacks the human in the head with the blunt side of his longsword and smiles as the human is temporarily prone. Fomo grins as he removes the shortsword and puts it in a sheath on his waist.
“That’ll do rabbit, that’ll do.” Fomo searches through the goblin and pockets its cash and items slipping the body down his throat, his stomach bulging slightly.
“Hmm, so what business do you have with The Golden Lions?” he asks looking through the others.
“The Golden Lions, I left that group years ago. Too little pay for more work. Always going on about some sort of……You’re the Merc Muncher?!”
Fomo chuckles and bows, “At your service~ Honestly you should feel lucky, if it wasn’t for them you’d be another person who vanishes thanks to the Merc Muncher.” Fomo laughs and looks at the unconscious bodies, “Want any of these?”
“Nah, you can eat them. Thanks for letting me explain myself.” Fomo gobbles up the last two and burps.
“Don’t mention it. If we ever meet again, you are going to my hips~” He smirks and walks away.
“So same time next week?” Jonas jokes. Fomo turn back and smiles.
“Funny, sure if you’re a risk-taker.” He is about to leave then turns back again. “I almost forgot.” He tosses Jonas a pouch, Jonas opens it to find 10 gold pieces. “Thank you.” He says as the mouse pulls up the hood and vanishes into the crowd. Jonas looks at the bag of gold and at the crowd and smiles.
To Be Continued…?
* Anthro rabbits and hares.
** Anthro mice and rats.
(A Noncanonical Fomo and Jonas D&D story)
Written by RabbitWithASword
Permission to use Fomo given by SpottedSqueak
It was around 3 pm in the city of Phandalin. Everyone was busy with their afternoon bustle as the clouds above slowly patrolled the skies, some probably housing great Cloud Giant cities or event fortresses. In the movement of the streets, a figure with a grey hood and a wide set of hips blended into the crowds made their daily routines. This hooded being seemed like they wanted to be unnoticed by any of the Crown’s Guard going by on their patrols. They hearkened to the tellings of the local Town Cryer.
“Huge explosion from Wave Echo Cave! Crown’s Guard on the scene for suspects!
Tensions increase between Rocksplitter Clan and The Golden Lions mercenary guild!
Missing civilians in Northwood! 5 Tabaxi and one Elf vanished! Crown’s Guard looking for information on their disappearances! Report all findings to your nearest Crown’s Guard station!”
That last bit of news singed in the back of the mysterious traveler’s throat. They had already found out, he couldn’t help it, those Tabaxi were planning to eat him and that Elf knew too much. Meanwhile across the way a Lepurian* male named Jonas “Jumper” Donovan was walking through the crown, with his steel sword “Fiend Flayer” in its sheath on his left hip and his shield, “Bolt-Snatcher” in his left hand. He was tall and built decently, he was in Phandalin due to his own reasons. He walked without care as a Rodentian** rogue walked unknowingly towards the rabbit. The two crashed into each other like a foolish gardener onto a rake and both fell back.
“Heh, sorry their mam.” The rabbit said chuckling a bit. “I should watch where I’m going.”
Meanwhile, through the hood, the mouse stared daggers at the rabbit who had just not only drawn attention to both him and this oaf here but called him a girl.
“Mam?” The mouse said glaring and quickly rising to his feet, grabbing this fool by the ears and taking him into an alley.
“Ow ow ow ow ow hey could you let go?” Jonas asks with a pained voice, unsure of what he did wrong. He’s let go and sees the hooded figure takes off their hood. And gazes at the flirty and seducing face of a Rodentian. He blushes a light pink and rubs the back of his head.
“I…I-I am so sorry, I had no clue you were a guy. I hope you understand my predicament here.”
“Oh, it’s fine, I mean if you think I’m cute enough to be one. I’ll take it~” He smirks and gets closer. “Now who are you?”
“Oh, well uh, I’m Jonas, Jonas Donovan. Some call me Jumper. Who are you?” Jonas asks a bit embarrassed and nervous.
“I’m Fomo, just Fomo. So, what is a guy like you doing in-…” He looks at a little badge in Jonas’s armor and tunic, a golden lion head, that same guild that he has made acquaintance with a few years ago and is on the run from them. “He must be a spy.” Fomo thought, now looking to make this rabbit disappear without magic. He pins Jonas to the wall.
“So, you tried to distract me, so your buddies could kidnap me huh? Well, the only one vanishing is you.” Fomo says licking his lips.
“Nnngh! What? What are you saying?!” Jonas demands now surprised and confused.
“I’m saying it’s time to show you a magic trick I learned, How to Make Rabbits Disappear!” Fomo opens his maw wide, saliva dripping as his throat opens to fit the upcoming meal.
“W-what?! N-no, No!” Jonas squirms in his grasp. “S-someone! Help!”
“Oi, you two!” A new voice shouts. Fomo turns around to see a female Human fighter holding a broadsword and wearing studded leather armor, with tattoos all over her, behind her is a Kenku holding a staff and a City Goblin with a black cape, knife and a black masquerade mask on. “Hope we aren’t interruptin' yer make out session Fomo! Because me lads and I are here to bring you to yer knees!” the human continues.
Fomo loosens his grip on the rabbit and looks to the three here to capture him, he smirks. “Well lookie here, another trio here to take me to justice for money. Hey Jumper, you good with that sword?” he asks Jonas.
“Y-yeah, I can use it,” Jonas replies in disbelief.
“Well, ten gold says you can’t knock out 1 of these mercs.” Fomo snarks, persuading this person to help.
“You’re on.” Jonas jumps next to Fomo and draws his blade, combat ensues, the kenku chants an incantation and throws a firebolt at Fomo, Jonas blocks it with his shield. “They don’t call it Bolt-Snatcher for nothing!” and chops at the kenku while Fomo draws a blade he stole from a Drow he once met, he tasted like spiderwebs and gunk, and taunts the goblin to attack. The goblin lunges and hits his side, taking Fomo off guard and chuckling. The human takes her broadsword and brings it down on Jonas, it misses and gets stuck in the ground. Jonas gives the kenku a good beating and buts it with his shield, stunning it for a moment then snapping the staff. The kenku gets dizzy and misses a swing with a broken piece of the staff. Fomo stabs at the goblin and hits the little green nuisance in the chest, the goblin falls back unconscious as the human attempts to pull out their sword. Jonas smacks the human in the head with the blunt side of his longsword and smiles as the human is temporarily prone. Fomo grins as he removes the shortsword and puts it in a sheath on his waist.
“That’ll do rabbit, that’ll do.” Fomo searches through the goblin and pockets its cash and items slipping the body down his throat, his stomach bulging slightly.
“Hmm, so what business do you have with The Golden Lions?” he asks looking through the others.
“The Golden Lions, I left that group years ago. Too little pay for more work. Always going on about some sort of……You’re the Merc Muncher?!”
Fomo chuckles and bows, “At your service~ Honestly you should feel lucky, if it wasn’t for them you’d be another person who vanishes thanks to the Merc Muncher.” Fomo laughs and looks at the unconscious bodies, “Want any of these?”
“Nah, you can eat them. Thanks for letting me explain myself.” Fomo gobbles up the last two and burps.
“Don’t mention it. If we ever meet again, you are going to my hips~” He smirks and walks away.
“So same time next week?” Jonas jokes. Fomo turn back and smiles.
“Funny, sure if you’re a risk-taker.” He is about to leave then turns back again. “I almost forgot.” He tosses Jonas a pouch, Jonas opens it to find 10 gold pieces. “Thank you.” He says as the mouse pulls up the hood and vanishes into the crowd. Jonas looks at the bag of gold and at the crowd and smiles.
To Be Continued…?
* Anthro rabbits and hares.
** Anthro mice and rats.
So I've been playing Undertale for the first time
Posted 7 years ago.... Fuck Plants
At last!
Posted 7 years agoFinally, part 6 is here. Hope you enjoy it.
Apologies
Posted 7 years agoSorry for not uploading last week, finals and krima and family, oh my. Will post pt 5 sometime this week.
Upcoming Plans & Updates version 1.1
Posted 7 years agoI feel like I should do this so I will.
(+) The entire All Aboard The Murder Express arc will be converted into journal format for simpler reading one Part 5 comes out.
(+) The entire All Aboard The Murder Express arc will be converted into journal format for simpler reading one Part 5 comes out.
Upcoming Plans & Updates
Posted 7 years agoGreetings dwellers of the Internet, your writing rabbit has some ideas when it comes to Don't Eat The Party.
Don't Eat The Party Updates;
(+)Planning to make at the most 2 a week and at the very least one every two weeks.
(+) Upcoming Plans for guest characters with every mini-arch and one offs if possible. More information will be introduced later.
(+) Episode 4 coming soon! Who is the killer in this conundrum on a locomotive?
Thanks for reading and favoring my story so far. Keep up to date with it's third and future installments.
Don't Eat The Party Updates;
(+)Planning to make at the most 2 a week and at the very least one every two weeks.
(+) Upcoming Plans for guest characters with every mini-arch and one offs if possible. More information will be introduced later.
(+) Episode 4 coming soon! Who is the killer in this conundrum on a locomotive?
Thanks for reading and favoring my story so far. Keep up to date with it's third and future installments.
