MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT IS BANNED, YO

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

I BARELY SURVIVED WITHOUT THE DRAMA IN OCTOBER

NOW HE'S NOT COMING BACK

GODDAMNIT

THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST DAY IN MY LIFE, YO

I WAS EVEN GOING TO SURPRISE THE GUY WITH A FUCKING COMPANION CUBE

A FUCKING COMPANION CUBE

FUCKING HORRIBLE MAN

FUCKING HORRIBLE AS SHIT

UGH

QUICK, I NEED SOME DRAMA

I NEED SOME FAG TO RAGE ON

BEHOLD, SOME NEWFAG IS STEALING THE EPIC SHITS OF THE INCREDIBLE ZEUREL FROM DEVIANT ART!

 JOHNNYZEES

HE HAS LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES TO TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN BEFORE SHIT GETS REAL

[EDIT]

FUCK YEAH HE GOT BANNED

BUT WAIT

 JONNYZEES

THIS IS ONE CLEVER FUCKER, HOWEVER IF I SEE ONE FUCKING THING OUT OF PLACE, LET'S JUST SAY I'VE GOT MY TRIGGER FINGER ON THE NEUROTOXIN CONTROL SUPERCOLLIDING SUPER BUTTON.

[EDIT]

OOPS.

IT SEEMS THAT HIS BROTHER UPLOADED THOSE STOLEN SHITS

MY BAD

YOU KNOW THAT COMPANION CUBE I WAS BAAWW ABOUT EARLIER?

I JUST FINISHED IT AND IT'S EPIC

EVEN THOUGH ITS 19x19x19 ITS FUCKING HUGE

ALSO I GOT SOME GUY TO HELP ME, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING OF IT
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK, I WAS MAKING THE SCAFFOLDS AND THIS GUY JUST WALKS OVER AND HELPED ME

AND EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE TWO OF US WORKING, IT STILL TOOK THREE FUCKING HOURS

I EVEN GOT FOUR SCREENSHOTS OF IT BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME

TOO BAD THAT ABOUT TEN MINUTES AFTER COMPLETION SOME FAGGOT GRIEFERS KEPT COMING IN AND FILLING THE POOR CUBE WITH HOLES

I MANAGED TO KEEP IT ALIVE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE EVERYONE FROZE AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE ALIVE OR SOMETHING AND I JUST SAID 'FUCK IT' BECAUSE NOW IT'S 1:30 AM

OP SHALL DELIVER PICS SOON, LIKE TOMORROW OR SOMETHING

[EDIT] HERE IS THE LINK, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS! (JUST TYPE /goto guest AND IT'S UP AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP, HIGH IN THE SKY)

http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?s.....a4eaa94323911f

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PISSED.

YOU KNOW MINECRAFT? OF COURSE YOU DON'T

ANYWAY, I WAS FUCKIN' BUILDING THIS HUGE-ASSED STATUE OF THE COMPANION CUBE, IT TOOK ME THREE FUCKING HOURS TO MAKE AND IT'S ALL HOLLOW AND SHIT

SO THEN I WAS BUILDING THE LAST FACE ON THE 19x19 MONSTROSITY WHEN SOME FAGGOT NAMED "BaconJerky" COMES IN AND DESTROYS MY FUCKING CUBE

AND THAT IS A HUGE FUCKING INSULT RIGHT THERE- THE ONLY RIGHT, HUMANE WAY TO DESTROY A COMPANION CUBE IS BY THROWING IT INTO THE APETURE SCIENCE EMERGENCY INTELLIGENCE INCINERATOR, NOT BY RIPPING IT APART WITH YOUR BARE FUCKING HANDS

FUCK SAKE, THREE HOURS WASTED SO SOME FUCKING GUY NAMED BACON CAN RUN IN AND RUIN MY WORK

AND IT'S FUCKING THREE IN THE MORNING TOO, THAT MAKES ME EVEN MORE PISSED

FUCK, I NEED SOMEONE TO RAGE AT

 DANTAILS AND  GUYFUY HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH EXTREME DIABEETUS AND MORE THAN 100 KILOGRAMS OF CHOLESTEROL

THEY HAVE ONLY SECONDS TO LIVE