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General | Posted 15 years agoYes.
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Silly Rabbit...
General | Posted 15 years agoSnake! Mushroom?
General | Posted 15 years agoGaga Why do I like thee?
General | Posted 15 years agohttps://youtu.be/xl0N7JM3wZk
That is why. When you sing, it's you, not some track.
I'm looking at you JB...
That is why. When you sing, it's you, not some track.
I'm looking at you JB...
hmm really.
General | Posted 15 years agoMoon Cougar. Really.
Oh My Notes!!!!
General | Posted 15 years agoI'm glad I'm boring.
Anyone care to explain what went on while I was asleep today? lol
Anyone care to explain what went on while I was asleep today? lol
It Does Ferrets. (share!)
General | Posted 15 years agoCute!
General | Posted 15 years agoI love naughty vids of people I know.
General | Posted 16 years agoJust sayin.
BACON.
General | Posted 16 years agoNo Matter how you slice it, It's Still BACON.
It tastes amazing and never goes out of style.
I once turned down a hot guy cause he was muslim = no pork if I was with him.
Sorry, I'm German. Pork is in my blood.
New FA = Wendy's Baconator.
It tastes amazing and never goes out of style.
I once turned down a hot guy cause he was muslim = no pork if I was with him.
Sorry, I'm German. Pork is in my blood.
New FA = Wendy's Baconator.
Creepiest Kink Ever? (not mine, but thunk it up.)
General | Posted 16 years agoSo because of a journal I was reading earlier (it's now gone) I had a thought of a Kink that is funny and horrible.
There is Necrophilia... but what about the people who enjoy pretending they are corpses DURING sex?
And I know that some people do this already, lying there pretending to be the corpse.
But What about someone who'se the top, pretending to die in mid act, then just laying there rigid on top of someone without breathing? There are definately people who enjoy this, both as the corpse and necro...
Just had to get that out of my mind...
There is Necrophilia... but what about the people who enjoy pretending they are corpses DURING sex?
And I know that some people do this already, lying there pretending to be the corpse.
But What about someone who'se the top, pretending to die in mid act, then just laying there rigid on top of someone without breathing? There are definately people who enjoy this, both as the corpse and necro...
Just had to get that out of my mind...
Pandas. Deceptively Cute.
General | Posted 16 years agoFurry memething
General | Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
Waykum
1. (X) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (X) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. () Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (X) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. () Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. () Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (X) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. (X) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. () Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. () Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (X) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. (X) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. () Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (X) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Often thought of it.
16. (X) Have you ever worn a collar? Once.
17. () Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. () Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (X) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. () Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
Haven't met any irl, tho there are some around.
21. () Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. (X) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
Sure.
23. () Is your best friend furry?
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
They will.
25. (x) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Over 10.
Total: 14
"furry".
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
Waykum1. (X) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (X) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. () Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (X) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. () Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. () Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (X) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. (X) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. () Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. () Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (X) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. (X) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. () Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (X) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Often thought of it.
16. (X) Have you ever worn a collar? Once.
17. () Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. () Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (X) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. () Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
Haven't met any irl, tho there are some around.
21. () Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. (X) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
Sure.
23. () Is your best friend furry?
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
They will.
25. (x) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Over 10.
Total: 14
"furry".
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
Fursona Meme thingy
General | Posted 16 years agoSo I saw this around alot, but finally nabbed it from 
Fluffball
Gonna do this for Range, since he's everybody's favourite, atm.
Have two other Fursonae, Moraku (in gallery) and Oroborus (Oro, my tattoo.)
1) – Do you and your "fursona" look alike? Kinda, same height, used to wear baggy jeans hanging low. I prefer shirts tho. I do Have Big teeth, Large feline -uh- Canines (Taps ref)
2) – Do you and your "fursona" share attires? Range goes commando and wears only a belt with jeans, so Jeans yes, Commando not all the time, and shirts are a plus in this cold climate...
3) – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona? Of course. He's the slutty cocksucker side of me, aka me.
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you changed he/she to look more like you, how would you think he/she would look? He would be less defined muscularly. that's about it really, I piut myself into all my fursonae.
5) – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? Not really. I work on spurts of inspiration, and made Range almost on a whim. I had my trickster side, my Dark top side, and I felt I needed a side that explored my Dumb Horny Teen self, so came up with the Bunny-lion hybrid overnight.
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
No. I am attached irl to a non-furry (i know), and Range is a reflection of my early sexual years, aka slutty. But then who isn't online?
7) – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does? How would this happen?
8) – How would you like your character not to be used? Range is not into snuff, I originally made him for the hard vore, but he hasn't actually participated in it. When I am Range I feel no inclination to tear someone apart with fangs/claws. No mpreg, no scat. No Bloodplay. Other than that, anything pretty much goes. Oh, no ageplay, sometimes it creeps me out.
9) – What’s your fursona’s specialty? Being Silly?
10) – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike? 6/10
FluffballGonna do this for Range, since he's everybody's favourite, atm.
Have two other Fursonae, Moraku (in gallery) and Oroborus (Oro, my tattoo.)
1) – Do you and your "fursona" look alike? Kinda, same height, used to wear baggy jeans hanging low. I prefer shirts tho. I do Have Big teeth, Large feline -uh- Canines (Taps ref)
2) – Do you and your "fursona" share attires? Range goes commando and wears only a belt with jeans, so Jeans yes, Commando not all the time, and shirts are a plus in this cold climate...
3) – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona? Of course. He's the slutty cocksucker side of me, aka me.
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you changed he/she to look more like you, how would you think he/she would look? He would be less defined muscularly. that's about it really, I piut myself into all my fursonae.
5) – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? Not really. I work on spurts of inspiration, and made Range almost on a whim. I had my trickster side, my Dark top side, and I felt I needed a side that explored my Dumb Horny Teen self, so came up with the Bunny-lion hybrid overnight.
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
No. I am attached irl to a non-furry (i know), and Range is a reflection of my early sexual years, aka slutty. But then who isn't online?
7) – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does? How would this happen?
8) – How would you like your character not to be used? Range is not into snuff, I originally made him for the hard vore, but he hasn't actually participated in it. When I am Range I feel no inclination to tear someone apart with fangs/claws. No mpreg, no scat. No Bloodplay. Other than that, anything pretty much goes. Oh, no ageplay, sometimes it creeps me out.
9) – What’s your fursona’s specialty? Being Silly?
10) – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike? 6/10
Calvin and Hobbes covering
General | Posted 16 years agoUgly Americans!
General | Posted 16 years agoHOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS SHOW?
About Me memememe
General | Posted 16 years ago<taken from 
PriestRevan >
• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: I was once known as Kurt
- Single or taken: Taken, but openish
- Sex: Well, sometimes I dress up as a lady of the night but I'm a boy.
- Birthday: October 2
- Sign: Libra
- Hair color: Dirty Blonde (almost brown)
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: Taller n some, shorter than some, middlin.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Gay but I watch straight porn.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Outlets!
- Favorite designer: Buckminster Fuller
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Panties a brar, stockings...
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and drawers.
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a shirt.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Tea Tree or Mint, mmm tingle
- What are you listening to right now?: Myself typing. I tend to sit in silence for some reason.
- Who is the last person that called you?: D
- How many buddies are online right now?: No Idea.
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Most of it. Spices=Yes.?
- Girls' names: Siobhan, Tabitha, Selene
- Boys' names: William, Anthony, Rufus
- Subjects in school: Linguistics
- Animals: Snakes. Rotties, Wolfdogs.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: David.
- Smoked?: Yes. Marlboros I will smoke if they are available, nothing else.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes, hard to do with my lack of a gag reflex.
- Skinny dipped?: No?
- Ever been in love?: Sure.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No. I can't cry. I'm a sociopath
- Pictured your crush naked?: Does Coated in Chocolate count?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: maybee
- Cried when someone died?: Yep.
- Lied: To Lie is Human, anyone who says otherwise is Lying.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Not Really..
- Used someone?: Once or Twice, but then I've been used...
- Done something you regret?: Yup.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: White "I <3 Me" thsirt, white boxer briefs.
- Desktop picture: Mist covered Vineyards
- CD in player: None. silence remember?
- DVD in player: I have lots but don't watch any?
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: Myself?
- Hugged: Diva D
- You kissed: see above
- You Imed: SA
- Talk to online: Uh?
- You sexed it up with: see above.
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Yah.
- Open-minded?: Yes. except when it comes to country music... Damn Honkeys.
- Arrogant?: Sometimes
- Insecure?: Sometimes I feel fat.
- Random?: I get crazies.
- Hungry?: I ate 30 minutes ago.
- Smart?: well above average.
- Moody?: Nope, Sociopath remember?
- Organized?: In my own way..
- Shy?: when sober.
- Difficult?: when choosing where to eat.
- Bored easily?: Yes.
- Obsessed?: sometimes
- Angry?: rarely
- Happy?: yes.
- Hyper?: not now, was earlier when I had coffee cola m&m's candy and candy for supper.
- Trusting?: Far too trusting.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: Go to work, FB, or sleep.
- Love is: a song
- I dream about: Work. Or sex. not both together.
- Sexual preference: Um? isn't that redundant?
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: the penis in my face?
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Diet. Coke.
- Flowers or candy: Flowers die, but are pretty, candy is sweet but rots your teeth. Flower candy.
- Tall or short: Depends. If they are proportional I like.
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• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: Not one single person.
- Makes you smile: D
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Esplain? Do you mean they creep me out or make me all fluttery...
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: nooo, i don't have to wait.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no. if I want to, I can always wear the clothes. And Makeup. And falsies. And get my transition done. Damn I'm now a woman.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes, but only to take a mulligan.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I have.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: couple
- Of guys I've kissed: Oh, I had to keep count? Um above 50? lower than 100?
- Of girls I've kissed: a few
- Of Cd's I own: I have a large collection of cd's I purchased 10 years ago in Europe. since then Download.
Fin.
PriestRevan >• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: I was once known as Kurt
- Single or taken: Taken, but openish
- Sex: Well, sometimes I dress up as a lady of the night but I'm a boy.
- Birthday: October 2
- Sign: Libra
- Hair color: Dirty Blonde (almost brown)
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: Taller n some, shorter than some, middlin.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Gay but I watch straight porn.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Outlets!
- Favorite designer: Buckminster Fuller
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Panties a brar, stockings...
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and drawers.
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a shirt.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Tea Tree or Mint, mmm tingle
- What are you listening to right now?: Myself typing. I tend to sit in silence for some reason.
- Who is the last person that called you?: D
- How many buddies are online right now?: No Idea.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Food: Most of it. Spices=Yes.?
- Girls' names: Siobhan, Tabitha, Selene
- Boys' names: William, Anthony, Rufus
- Subjects in school: Linguistics
- Animals: Snakes. Rotties, Wolfdogs.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: David.
- Smoked?: Yes. Marlboros I will smoke if they are available, nothing else.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes, hard to do with my lack of a gag reflex.
- Skinny dipped?: No?
- Ever been in love?: Sure.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No. I can't cry. I'm a sociopath
- Pictured your crush naked?: Does Coated in Chocolate count?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: maybee
- Cried when someone died?: Yep.
- Lied: To Lie is Human, anyone who says otherwise is Lying.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Not Really..
- Used someone?: Once or Twice, but then I've been used...
- Done something you regret?: Yup.
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: White "I <3 Me" thsirt, white boxer briefs.
- Desktop picture: Mist covered Vineyards
- CD in player: None. silence remember?
- DVD in player: I have lots but don't watch any?
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: Myself?
- Hugged: Diva D
- You kissed: see above
- You Imed: SA
- Talk to online: Uh?
- You sexed it up with: see above.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Yah.
- Open-minded?: Yes. except when it comes to country music... Damn Honkeys.
- Arrogant?: Sometimes
- Insecure?: Sometimes I feel fat.
- Random?: I get crazies.
- Hungry?: I ate 30 minutes ago.
- Smart?: well above average.
- Moody?: Nope, Sociopath remember?
- Organized?: In my own way..
- Shy?: when sober.
- Difficult?: when choosing where to eat.
- Bored easily?: Yes.
- Obsessed?: sometimes
- Angry?: rarely
- Happy?: yes.
- Hyper?: not now, was earlier when I had coffee cola m&m's candy and candy for supper.
- Trusting?: Far too trusting.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: Go to work, FB, or sleep.
- Love is: a song
- I dream about: Work. Or sex. not both together.
- Sexual preference: Um? isn't that redundant?
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: the penis in my face?
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________
- Coke or Pepsi: Diet. Coke.
- Flowers or candy: Flowers die, but are pretty, candy is sweet but rots your teeth. Flower candy.
- Tall or short: Depends. If they are proportional I like.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: Not one single person.
- Makes you smile: D
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Esplain? Do you mean they creep me out or make me all fluttery...
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: nooo, i don't have to wait.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no. if I want to, I can always wear the clothes. And Makeup. And falsies. And get my transition done. Damn I'm now a woman.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes, but only to take a mulligan.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I have.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: couple
- Of guys I've kissed: Oh, I had to keep count? Um above 50? lower than 100?
- Of girls I've kissed: a few
- Of Cd's I own: I have a large collection of cd's I purchased 10 years ago in Europe. since then Download.
Fin.
Creepy Norman Bates...
General | Posted 16 years agoEver notice with the new notes system that if you just reply and reply and reply it starts going
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:
And then there's a showercurtain with a million holes in it?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:
And then there's a showercurtain with a million holes in it?
oooh arts of a nice.
General | Posted 16 years agoEsoteric Comic Reference of the day.
General | Posted 16 years agoANyone Remember this?
http://www.comicvine.com/space-beaver-/37-145349/
I keep drifiting back to it from time to time... I keep thining about the Rat sidekick...
http://www.comicvine.com/space-beaver-/37-145349/
I keep drifiting back to it from time to time... I keep thining about the Rat sidekick...
Foooooooaaaaaammmmm
General | Posted 16 years agoTHis is what I think Ferrets would be like if they were girls.
<Yes I know there are female ferrets, but I mean Girls. Crazy crazy crazy girls.>
https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk
<Yes I know there are female ferrets, but I mean Girls. Crazy crazy crazy girls.>
https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk
User has Deleted Selection. Very Sad.
General | Posted 17 years agoI am often confounded by the simple gray icon.
Each day when I log in I find those little grey rectangles patching up the selection of wonderful art that I find over the site, and I think to myself, "What am I missing here, I can't place what should be in that spot." Isn't that horrible? I should be able to remember all of those pieces that have had an effect on me, but I can't. On the other side, what drives an artist to remove their art? Do they delete them permanently? Are they depriving the rest of us their artistic value by putting their art in more private surroundings, or are they merely cycling in new art for us to appreciate? Is it shame, are they afraid their families/friends/future employers/etc won't understand the merit of what they do, or have they become so tired of the "scene" that they torch the lot and start over with still life fruit in vase? I may not always recognize which image I can no longer appreciate, but I do notice that it's Missing.
User has Deleted Selection.
Each day when I log in I find those little grey rectangles patching up the selection of wonderful art that I find over the site, and I think to myself, "What am I missing here, I can't place what should be in that spot." Isn't that horrible? I should be able to remember all of those pieces that have had an effect on me, but I can't. On the other side, what drives an artist to remove their art? Do they delete them permanently? Are they depriving the rest of us their artistic value by putting their art in more private surroundings, or are they merely cycling in new art for us to appreciate? Is it shame, are they afraid their families/friends/future employers/etc won't understand the merit of what they do, or have they become so tired of the "scene" that they torch the lot and start over with still life fruit in vase? I may not always recognize which image I can no longer appreciate, but I do notice that it's Missing.
Der csi
General | Posted 18 years agoOmg I found traces of bloood ( er choccolate) derefore I Is der CSI snake.
Much Love from Up North
General | Posted 19 years ago1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
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