I am shark.

Stolen from  Yonami

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ~ Yes
Been arrested? ~ Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? ~ No
Slept in until 5 PM? ~ Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ~ Yes!
Ran a red light? ~ >,> You have no proof...
Been suspended from school? ~ Expelled
Experienced love at first sight? ~ Yes, that's actually what happened with Amber~<3
Totaled your car in an accident? ~ 1/4th of it
Been fired from a job? ~ No
Fired somebody? ~ No
Sang karaoke? ~ Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? ~ Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ~ Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ~ Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? ~ Yes
Kissed in the rain? ~ No
Had a close brush with death (your own) ~ Yes
Seen someone die? ~ Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? ~ Yes
Sang in the shower? ~ Yes, all the time
Smoked a cigar? ~ Yes, but I stopped~
Sat on a rooftop? ~ No, but I want to
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ~ >,>
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ~ Yes
Skipped school? ~ Yes
Eaten a bug? ~ No
Sleepwalked? ~ No
Walked a moonlit beach? ~ No
Ridden a motorcycle? ~ Yes
Dumped someone? ~ Yeah
Forgotten your anniversary? ~ I'm a man.
Lied to avoid a ticket? ~ No
Ridden on a helicopter? ~ Yes
Shaved your head? ~ Yes, all the time
Blacked out from drinking? ~ Nope
Played a prank on someone? ~ YAS
Hit a home run? ~ Yeah
Felt like killing someone? ~ I do right now.
Cross-dressed? ~ Nope.
Been falling-down drunk? ~ I tripped, I swear!
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ~ Yeah...sadly
Eaten snake? ~ Yeah, it it taste like chicken
Marched/Protested? ~ Nope, but I did march in formation!
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ~ No...?
Puked on amusement ride? ~ Nope
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ~ Nope
Been in a band? ~ No
Knitted? ~ Yes
Been on TV? ~ Meh, on the news. So yeah
Shot a gun? ~ It's a favorite hobby of mine.
Skinny-dipped? ~ Yas
Caused someone to need stitches? ~ Yes
Ridden a surfboard? ~ No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ~ Who needs to dirty glasses when you can drink it straight from the bottle?
Had surgery? ~ Yeah, appendicitis.
Streaked? ~ Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ~ Yes
Passed out when not drinking? ~ Not that I know of
Peed on a bush? ~ Yes, I've done worse in a bush
Donated Blood? ~ Yes
Grabbed electric fence? ~ Yeah
Eaten alligator meat? ~ Yeah, it taste so gooood~
Eaten cheesecake? ~ YAS
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ~ Fuck those kids
Killed an animal when not hunting? ~ I'll never tell
Peed your pants in public? ~ Nope
Written graffiti? ~ No
Still love someone you shouldn't? ~ No
Think about the future? ~ Yeah
Been in handcuffs? ~ Yep
Believe in love? ~ Yepperz
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ~ The bed is mine.