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Posted 18 years agoI've changed an awful lot in 'Hatred' and have just noticed that I have -6 submissions. 9.9...
Why Gay Marriage is Wrong (Stolen from Runtt)
Posted 18 years ago1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
NAH!!!
Posted 19 years agoI really hate it when an online gaming community suddenly goes offline. You know why? Because that means some little computer nerd with no life will then become bored and decide that it would be fun to terrorize the jock and cheerleader population's computers with a virus their scans can't detect, there for making the chatting community crash and burn. And once the virus is on the jock and cheerleading communities computers, it spreads to the Goth kids and then the Skater kids! Then the band geeks and drama club get it before finally it reaches the Elite Table of the Outcasts (AKA Team Y.A.O.I., the Kill Kari Klan and the Shoot Sakura Squad). Which means I have a virus on my computer and there's nothing I can do about it! AGH!
Stolen from DC
Posted 19 years ago1. What is your character's name?
- Foxxy (was something else, but he hates it)
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
- Fox-turtle
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
- Too oftenly, "How'd I end up here?"
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
-Right now, a cut off Route 66 t-shirt and a pair of cut off shorts.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
- Fox ears.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
- Pretty much. 'Cept he likes sushi and fresh sugar cane.
7. How is your character similar to you?
- Male version of me.
8. How is he/she different?
- Overly emotional/confident/affectionate, he's possessed by a demon and he's a freakin' turtle.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
- Male equivilant. MALE.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
- Most likely pounce and make out with my 'mate'. I like Casey too much.
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
- I dunno. No one's ever told me something they don't like about him.
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
- He's athletic.
13. What disadvantages?
- Overly emotional/dramatic/affectionate and sometimes goes insane.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
- Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret anymore, would it?
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
- Who doesn't?!
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
- A novel hopefully.
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
- *shrugs* I dunno.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
- His athletic ability.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with the real-life person?
- Zenobia is a girl he used to go to school with that I used to go to school with.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
- .... That's a stupid question. Of course I have!
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
- You know Raphael? That's originally who he was. Do the math.
22. Give us a one-liner from him/her.
- Oh man, Steven Spielburg would eat this scene up like CANDY!
- Foxxy (was something else, but he hates it)
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
- Fox-turtle
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
- Too oftenly, "How'd I end up here?"
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
-Right now, a cut off Route 66 t-shirt and a pair of cut off shorts.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
- Fox ears.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
- Pretty much. 'Cept he likes sushi and fresh sugar cane.
7. How is your character similar to you?
- Male version of me.
8. How is he/she different?
- Overly emotional/confident/affectionate, he's possessed by a demon and he's a freakin' turtle.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
- Male equivilant. MALE.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
- Most likely pounce and make out with my 'mate'. I like Casey too much.
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
- I dunno. No one's ever told me something they don't like about him.
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
- He's athletic.
13. What disadvantages?
- Overly emotional/dramatic/affectionate and sometimes goes insane.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
- Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret anymore, would it?
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
- Who doesn't?!
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
- A novel hopefully.
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
- *shrugs* I dunno.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
- His athletic ability.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with the real-life person?
- Zenobia is a girl he used to go to school with that I used to go to school with.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
- .... That's a stupid question. Of course I have!
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
- You know Raphael? That's originally who he was. Do the math.
22. Give us a one-liner from him/her.
- Oh man, Steven Spielburg would eat this scene up like CANDY!
