I just thought this was funny. This was in a CNN news article on the tea party rally today in DC.

Worried about liberal infiltrators, Kevin Terrell, a self-described colonel in the Ohio Valley Freedom Fighters militia based in Louisville, led about two dozen camouflaged followers on a patrol around the park. "I'm a little apprehensive because of the left-wing nut jobs out there," Terrell said.

You can't make this stuff up.

XD

Request Status:

Gift Art for Sexy Lita - DONE, UPLOADED

Request for Tuli - DONE, UPLOADED

Request for - IN PROGRESS

Art Trade w/ - IN PROGRESS

=3

A. How old are you?
Arix: ...
Lavender: Umh, I think... maybe... I'm like, twenty? I dunno...
Noah: I had my eighteenth birthday last month! Yay! Vesna said I should celebrate by playing with some hookers, but I told him I didn't like fishing.
Ni: Wow... I'm only twenty-one.
Janis: None of your damn business, don't you know never to ask a lady her age?
Vesna: I'm nineteen, silly goose!

B. Height?
Arix: ...
Lavender: I don't know, the only time I ever tried I broke the yardstick...
Noah: Um... I think I'm seven feet tall. The last time William-oniichan measured me was a long time ago... *
Ni: Taller than the dragon over there, anyhow.
Janis: A beautiful twenty-three feet long, thank you very much.
Vesna: Come on, wouldn't you rather know about my other length?

C. Do you have any bad habits?
Arix: ...
Lavender: Arix there never talks. EVER. I swear it's like he doesn't even have a mouth or something...
Noah: Teehee, I like stealing Liechi Berries from William-oniichan's backpack when he's not looking.
Ni: And he freaking BISHIE SPARKLES like Edward Cullen, except he's not a douche. At least I don't think so. And you're not a vampire, are you Arix?
Arix: DX
Ni: Me? I suppose... I'm too easy-going sometimes! Eheh. Seriously, this team would be wrecked without me...
Janis: None, none at all. Those aren't befitting someone of my grandeur!
Vesna: Oh god, don't get me started! I loooooooove playing with fire, it's so fabulous! It makes my coat all shiny and luscious, ooh I could just sit in a furnace all day long!

D. You a virgin?
Arix: ...?!?
Lavender: D:
Noah: What's a "virgin?"
Ni: Um. Wow...
Janis: *slaps with her tail*
Vesna: *giggles* Oh you tease. Would you like to find out personally? ;3

E. Who's your mate/spouse?
Arix: ...I have someone. =)
Lavender: I wish I had one. There was a lovely Metagross in Veilstone City once, but he left me after I broke his arm...
Noah: Wha...? Why are you asking me that?
Ni: I don't have anyone. *earpins*
Janis: I haven't found the gentleman worthy enough yet.
Vesna: I haven't managed to make him acknowledge me yet, but rest assured, we're soulmates, baby!

F. Have any kids?
Arix: ...
Lavender: No, but I wish I could! I bet they'd be really cute!
Noah: K-kids? No! That sounds like too much work... O.O
Ni: Um, no, I had enough of that business with my brothers and sisters, thank you.
Janis: No, I'm afraid not. I told you, I haven't found the right man yet.
Vesna: Oh you silly goose.

G. Favorite food?
Arix: ...!
Lavender: I kind of like spicy stuff, you know? But not stuff that's on fire. I'm not allowed near fire anymore...
Noah: Liechi Berries and candy, yay! Can I have a treat?
Ni: Pasta. =P
Janis: I only eat Wiki and Micle Berries.
Vesna: Sausage, of course!

H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Arix: Butter Pecan. -3-
Lavender: I like "Everything but the Kitchen Sink!"
Noah: Cake Batter, cause it tastes like birthday cake!!!
Ni: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. =)
Janis: I prefer sherbet or italian gelato.
Vesna: Actually, I think most ice cream is too sugary... But vanilla is good.
Everyone else: THAT'S SUCH A NORMAL ANSWER!!!!

I. Killed anyone?
Arix: I... well, not really... I didn't have a choice.
Lavender: Gosh no! I put people in the hospital all the time but I never would wanna KILL anyone!
Noah: K-kill? *whimper*
Ni: Wow... that's an awful thing to ask. I hope I never have to kill anyone.
Janis: What kind of question IS that?
Vesna: Oh my...

J. Hate anyone?
Arix: Yes...
Lavender: Um. No, I don't think so.
Noah: No! Why would I? People are so nice...
Ni: Yes, there are a few people, not counting Blisseys... I just plain hate battling those pink wads.
Janis: Well... it's not a very elegant feeling... but...
Vesna: No, I haven't ever treated anyone that badly to deserve it... I'm pretty sure.

K. Any secrets?
Arix: ... *blush*
Lavender: Guess where I have a birthmark? =3
Noah: Well, there was the time I saw Vesna and Ni in the... n-NUUUU, bad place, bad place! >_<
Ni: O.O YOU SAW US?
Janis: D: What now?
Vesna: =3

L. Love anyone?
Arix: *nods*
Lavender: *sigh* I still do...
Noah: Well, I like William-oniichan cause he's so nice to me, is that what you mean?
Ni: Not at the moment, no one comes to mind.
Janis: Yes, I do. But he's only a human. It's too bad really...
Vesna: *bats his eyelashes*

M. What is your job?
Arix: Catching new Pokemon for William. That's all...
Lavender: I have to show everyone that I'm actually not a ditz by winning battles!
Noah: I defend William-oniichan with my life!
Ni: I second Noah's sentiment there.
Janis: I fight with beauty, grace, and honor.
Vesna: Do you really want me to say it? I live to-

N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Arix: ... I'm male.
Lavender: I'm a girl, thank you.
Noah: I'm a guy like William-oniichan, Arix, Ni, and Vesna!
Ni: I'm a guy.... isn't it obvious? Haha.
Janis: Ugh! I'm a lady, of course. Could any MALE be as gorgeous as I am?
Vesna: Why don't you come over here and see? ;3

O. Family?
Arix: My loving mate, the delicate Lady Madeleine.
Lavender: I have one step-brother. He's kind of obnoxious...
Noah: I have William onii-chan, and all the other guys with me! ^^
Ni: Yes, a very large one. *sigh*
Janis: I have only myself...
Vesna: I have a step-sister. I bet you'd like her... When I look at her, even I sometimes wish I were straight!

P. Best Friends?
Arix: *motions*
Lavender: Without a doubt the others of our team here!
Noah: Everyone's MY best friend!
Ni: Arix, Lavender, Noah, Janis, William and Vesna (although his flagrant horniness is aggravating).
Janis: Even I'll admit that our team is very close. It's an honor being with them on our journeys.
Vesna: Although I have many friends with benefits the six here are true pals, through and through!

Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Arix: Hm...
Lavender: I didn't expect William to send me out in that contest against Fantina, boy was everyone surprised! Especially the fire department. ^^
Noah: I think it wasn't surprising, but the best moment in my life was when I evolved. Then I knew I could be truly strong for William!
Ni: I didn't expect to be traded to William, but I know now that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Janis: I didn't expect William to try to train me at all. I was so ugly back then, but he saw the beauty within me.
Vesna: Tehehehe, silly goose, I was surprised when Ni said yes after I suggested we ---
Ni: *EXTREMESPEED TACKLES*

*I go by William in my game. X3 Dunno why, I just thought it was a nice name at the time...

I'm working on requests for two people, including sexyeasterndragonface.

I've been on a real hangup for Woodstock lately. Well, I suppose what I mean is that for the past few months I've been listening to progressively more and more hippie music. Crosby, Stills, and Nash; Jefferson Airplane; Jimi Hendrix; Richie Havens; all of them good ole folks. I've memorized probably at least two dozen songs, ehehe. Also, since I'm unable to stay online like I used to, I've been using all my newfound free time to grind on Pokemon Platinum.

275+ HOURS SPENT SO FAR. I wonder if there's any kind of record for time spent on one of those...

o.O

Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution, got a revolution!
Hey I'm dancin' down the streets
Got a revolution, got a revolution!
One generation got old, one generation got soul
This generation got no destination to hold
Pick up the cry!

 FurredFem is having a free art contest! Please if you note her, tell her I sent you. I DID!!!

Alright...im starting the contest today...here is for the first prize...

PRIZE-
free art 1: ANYTHING u want full digital color (non yiff)

CONTEST 1-
All you have to do is spread the word about the general free art contest I am having...i dont care if its journals...commenting on a friend or whatever...if they want to participate they MUST be a watcher..have them add me and note me saying who informed them about the contest and you will receive a point. By April 13 the first person with the most recruits WINS the free art...

NOTE: there will be a 2nd prize winner for a mystery prize...

Bogarted from

http://dragcave.net/view/tfp2
http://dragcave.net/view/volv
http://dragcave.net/view/O12E

http://dragcave.net/view/MVda
http://dragcave.net/view/Kr58
http://dragcave.net/view/tfp2
http://dragcave.net/view/volv
http://dragcave.net/view/O12E

SO HELP ME, CLICK THESE EGGS!!!

I'm sad that my Sofurry account somehow has 600 more views than my FA account here... I'm sad mostly because it's kind of confusing. XD I guess it might be because there are a hell of a lot more talented artists who're long established on FA like Kacey, Zaush, Danath, Hellkat, Howler, Jeeves, dnapalmhead *starts to list* but there's not that much talent on Sofurry in terms of art? If that's so, then I suppose my art rises to the top because there's not any kind of quality barrier at all... *snorts*

Oh and by the way my heat cycle's started up again recently, in case anyone is just wondering. *has a giggle fit*

I figured I wouldn't do an April Fool's Day prank today...





April Fool. *sigh*


http://dragcave.net/view/MVda
http://dragcave.net/view/Kr58
http://dragcave.net/view/tfp2
http://dragcave.net/view/volv
http://dragcave.net/view/O12E

SO HELP ME, CLICK THESE EGGS!!!

My parents decided they finally weren't gonna take any more of that furry nonsense from me (sarcasm) and so as of yesterday have confiscated my phone, computer, and driving privileges indefinitely. I'm sorry guys... Looks like there won't be any chatting for a while.

http://dragcave.net/view/VhCs
http://dragcave.net/view/sVCl
http://dragcave.net/view/6OQY

Be sure to check out my interview with Jackie Frillove too, guys. ^^

The furmeet this weekend was rather fun. i had a great time, and Lucas and David were great, they didn't mind having to ride with me at all! ^^ , sorry you were sick, and , I hope you can go next time!

In other news, after much much training on my Platinum, I think I finally might have my battlin' party settled down:

Flygon (M)
Gallade (M)
Lucario (F)
Milotic (F)
Arcanine (F)
Dragonite (F)

Not in that order, of course, and it's not necessarily my IDEAL team (Arcanine isn't shiny XD), but they're really skilled and dysfunctional enough to star in their own sitcom! *cackles*

Pokedex completed: ~390/493 caught

Bogarted from  Miroku17
1) How big is your penis?
Just a tad over 7 inches.

2) How thick is your penis?
Um, about... an inch and a half?

3) Do you have foreskin?
Yeah.

4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Mostly straight, but it kind of leans... XP

5) If it curves which way?
It leans to the right.

6) Does it grow hair?
Unfortunately *sighs* and there's nothing more disgusting...

7) Do you shave yours?
Yes, I try to keep myself well-groomed or shaved.

8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Um, well, most of the time they're... *checks* kind of tight...

9) Have you ever pierced it?
No... o.o

10) If so with what?
Nothing yet.

11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Panties or nothing *giggles* o3o

12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Sadly no. v_v

13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
Uhm... lolwut? o3o

14) Does your penis have a name?
I never thought of that, how... strange... why would you name your penis?

15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Nope way!

16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
*looks at my gallery* ....technically yes, someone gave me a gift art of me taking their character, so...!!



Now go tag someone else!!

 Mordak,  GrandDragoon,  bloodgod245

What do you all think of the artwork I've been posting lately? Um, like, which ones have been your favorite, and why did you like them? Was there anything you DIDN'T like, and could I be doing anything better? Lastly, what would you want to see me draw next? I just might do it. >:P

Get out of my head, Richie Havens!!!

>_>

I will have something uploaded later today. ;3

*giggles and pirouettes*

(Your gift art is coming along nicely, , and , your request is next in line to be started. )

EDIT: She's here at http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3460585 Have fun!

I dunno. *yawns*

Sometimes I get in this mood where there's so much stuff I wanna do, but I can't do it all, or even get the work ethic needed to even START it all?

I mean, homework nonwithstanding, I'm gonna draw my gift art for , yeah, I'm about halfway through it. But... I also wanted to do a pokemon thing like did with Zeke and Croc recently, too. >_< And I want to type up a little information sheet about a few of my kits (heaven knows there's so many of 'em it's desperately needed) and even, you know, maybe work a little on HUMAN artwork with some of my characters!!! Finally, I'm halfway done with another page for of Ceri in those Mon outfits, and I need to ink (and maybe color) a drawing I did of me and my mate  Verda <3. *sighs*

Meh... so tired... *yawns again* Stupid heat cycle, once it's over it's like I hit a wall and I'm basically unproductive for a half week at least. So unproductive I'm antiproductive...

Sorry I had to go on about this, I just hope ya'll aren't mad I'm unable to be online much or fulfill some of my obligations.

So, Sunday was Valentimes. I was rather upset over my inability to compete with 900 other people on the Dragon Cave site over five Valentine Dragon eggs at a time, and very disturbed at a special two-part episode of Criminal Minds which featured (among other things) a lady getting devoured by dogs, and videos of live murders getting millions of hits on Youtube. Oh, and let's not forget it was all because of some old dead insane religious nut! Ugh, way to hit so many of my nerves at once.

This morning there was a high-speed train collision in Brussels that's left at least 20 dead (so far). I find out that apparently the Republicans in Utah are wanting to ELIMINATE THE TWELFTH GRADE TO SAVE TAX MONEY and that Detroit is so desperate a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WORK PROGRAM IN WAL-MART SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST POSSIBLE OPTION FOR THEIR KIDS!!!

*slumps in hir Corner of Woe* This world seems so tragic sometimes...

http://dragcave.net/view/J04I

http://dragcave.net/view/n/YHI%20Wi.....%20Dreamsinger

http://dragcave.net/view/n/Isaac%20Merlonne

Not much going on, save that I'm working on more artwork (hopefully), trying to get to get back to me with the art trade he'd offered me >_<, and I'm headed to the local furmeet on Saturday with everyone. See ya'll there!!!
^.=.^

EDIT: Apparently they've postponed the furmeet, I guess they DID tell us at the last minute possible, so it makes sense. *sigh*

So what they're calling for is a MASSIVE snowstorm to hit the entire state of North Carolina starting this afternoon. Apparently it's something like what happened with "The Perfect Storm," except with snow. -3-
The point is, even here we're going to get AT LEAST 8 inches of it, plus ice and sleet and what have you. So it doesn't look like getting online is a viable option this weekend, and perhaps on up to Monday or even TUESDAY. Just letting you all know...

Stolen from

Basicaly, choose one of your characters and search TVtropes.org for tropes that define them.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p...../Main/HomePage
Okay.


Rykela:

Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! : Sufferers usually seem to be on a constant caffeine high — ironic, considering how in Real Life stimulants tend to have the effect of calming them down. They are often unable to maintain focus on anything for more than a few minutes before getting distracted, often by a shiny object (hence the trope title) or a butterfly. Very few real-life sufferers have it that bad, but it's much funnier than a character who's just fidgety and occasionally spaces out and has to ask the person talking to them to repeat what they just said.
This is me more often than you'd think. It probably is only noticable if you're talking to me in real time... cause I can't really help... it...

Catchphrase: "*giggles*" "*purrs*" "Milk me...?" ((X3)). I also have a noticable (and to me annoying) habit of using FAR TOO MANY ellipses. (...)

...


I'm bored... this is taking too long. Whatever, talk to you soon.

-3-

It's not often that a writer comes along on here and produces something so great that it leaves a permanent impression on me, but  danath has done it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3322455

For the love of me I beg you to go immediately and read this story, it's....

...

*wipes tears from hir eyes*

My words can't begin to describe how amazing it is...

Quite literally, there was one this morning over campus as I parked.



Life is good for me right now...


<3

http://dragcave.net/view/n/Fallstar%20Lencithe

AAARGH HUNGER! I wish I had my own ample teats IRL so I wouldn't have to leave the computer for SUSTENANCE

-3-


*goes for Bojangles*

*opens up her notifications after being offline for three days*


...



o_o


Wow...you guys... I guess you all liked that last picture huh...?

*speechless for once*

http://dragcave.net/view/n/Fallstar%20Lencithe
http://dragcave.net/view/O0Lm
http://dragcave.net/user/Raphiel

(((EDIT: Apparently I managed to get a trade with  howler negotiated! So look for his story for me sometime in the future and my drawing of his otter fursona in the near future!!! *blushes* Wow, I've been really lucky lately, huh...?)))

Hey guys! If everything goes as planned, not only will you see pics of fifteen of my bakery staff, but you'll also see Ceri in pokemon costumes, topless!!! >:D What's not to like about that?

Also I joined F-list X3

http://www.f-list.net/c/rykela

I owe a set of six pictures of Ceri in pokemon costumes. *giggles* I also want to do a pic of Ceri and I together. Lastly, I need to ink in these sketches I drew over the holidays. And... ah... *blushes* I need someone to help me babysit about 60 kits from my two most recent clutches whilst I work... X3

My parents have forced me to delete my Facebook account.

They have also forced me to delete the yiff on here.

Also, they've taken away my entire portfolio and my flash drives, so I've lost nearly every piece of artwork I've ever done.

They won't let me online at home, including instant messaging. I'm sorry, everyone, I'm unable to contact at least until I'm back in school starting January 7th. Until then, don't expect any activity from me...

Words can't express how much I hate my parents. With their actions, they've not only destroyed my online life, but they've also driven away most of my friends from school. I don't have anything to do most of the day except sleep, and they yell at me when I do that because they say I'll stay up at night. I don't know what I can do except try to wait this out, and look forward to the 7th. Until then, just know that I haven't forgotten any of you guys, okay?



...


If you want to text-message me (I'm desperate for human contact) my # is 727 452 5184. I can only respond 160 characters at a time, so don't expect anything eloquent like my usual... uhm... antics.

*blush*

I'll see you guys, kay? Love you all...!!!