HELO,

I SM BAK AFTER MY SELF-IMPOSED HIATUS OF EXACTLY 23 HOURS AND 51 MINUTES. I received thousands of supportive messages in this time begging fo to come back. So I did here I am> HOWEVER.

I HAVE COMPLETELY VOLUNTARILY REMOVED MY LATESt Original art pieces due to the amount of NEGATIVE comments and threats from MEAN people accusimg me of not producing original content. Everybody on this website and evcery other website on the internet has ppreicated and only knows i make real, original RAW art. For, what is ART? IF NOT, AN ANAGRAM OF RAT.

During my long and eventful hiatus I learned many things, not only about myself, but thw world and humanity as a hole. I shall continue to create the original art you KNOIW and LOVE but this time it will be bettewr.

GOOD BYE FOREVEr

was tryin to sleep last night and suddenly a TALL figure slinked into MY room. I was scared. it's a feeling I have not experience before, or will ever again.

i didn't get a great view vut this figure was tall, what looked to be a small scythe in each hand. her FACE covered by a mask that look like a chicken or somethin and she also had so stylin white Levi's™ jeans on, not to mention the massive bazongas ,.

Aghast, I yelled 'BEGONE , FOUL BEASTE!' but the shhadowwy figure approached. slowly. menacingly. '[u]WHAT? DO YOU WANT FROM ME?'[/u] i yellede. da bitch got up in me GRILLE! still silent. i feared for my life. i did the one thing that came naturally to this rat;

I SMOOCH HER FACE AND WE DID IT EACH WAY FROM SUNDAY WAHÖÖOOOÓ

AS YOU KNOW I HAVER BEEN A GOOD MEMBER OF THIS GR8 COMMUNITY FOR MANY MOONS. BUT RECENTLY SOME PERSONAL CALLED 'CUM LORD 69' HAS BEEN ACCUSING ME OF DOING THINGS. HEINOUS THINGS.

YOU ALL KNOW AND REVERE ME FOR MY ORIGINAL ART. Recently there hgas been too much negativitiy t , and I'm sure CU'M LKORD 396 also has his own problems in life, Tand that's find.e. I'd like to be firends. To them; and their nagativitiy; I have this to say:
THAT SUCSK DUDe. One time, I hasd someone who accused ME, RATHERRATTY, of like stealing work and shit. But NO! MY work was being STOLEN and CHANGED because they didnae like it or something. I said, 'HEY buddy!' i said, 'you can have beliefes', i said 'you can have "opiniones"' i said 'it's cool bro, don';t sweat it. but don;t get personally offended by something that is in the public domain and can be interpreted in a myriad of different ways'. what they said to me in replyROCKED MY WORLD: they said: 'me trace good. original'. i think some people cannot be reasoned with

DON'T LET THEM GET YOU. My brothers of the sword, I'd rather fight beside you than any other army in the THOUSANDS. THUD. LET no man forget how menacing we are. We are RATS. THID TGUD. WE know it's there. WAITING. Beyond that beach. IMMORTALITY! TAKE IT!! IT's YIURD!

STOP TRACING MY WIFE's BEAUTIFUL @RT

I call it the 'advent calendar'

https://i.imgur.com/tRKn8Yt.jpg

IM CRYING

COMMENT 'TEN DUCKS' AND ILL DRAW NINE

merry christmas or whatever you celebrate and everything bye

I doubt I'll get any but wotever, also I'll need help setting up paypal if anyone wants to lol

Full coloured drawing of a character: $3000
plus £98 for any additional characters you want

€375 for a background, but I dunno I'm shit at backgrounds


um I think that's about it, so yeah. if you have §990 to spare send it my way.

FINALLY I AM 298 YEARS OLD!

CHECK THIS OUT I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHICH ONE IS ME, HERE'S A HINT: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A RAT, HIS NAME IS JONNY.

https://youtu.be/voaly5ukM9A


ALSO HI