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Posted 13 years agoYour ringleader, the fake charity guy... got caught masturbating in public.
Enjoy.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc.....142970255.html
Enjoy.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc.....142970255.html
I have a book of 'Herman'.
Posted 13 years agoAnd it's all pretty much unfunny. Reminds me of Farside in artstyle, but worse than even lame Farsides.
90% of the jokes are MY WIFE COOKS AWFUL. You'd be surprised how many times he can bitch about doing dishes too. Recycling of jokes are common, but so are just so many unjokes, like punchline less things where the image and text both try to convey the same humor but don't need each other.
And this guy is BRITISH? I expected a lot better. Glad the book was free.
90% of the jokes are MY WIFE COOKS AWFUL. You'd be surprised how many times he can bitch about doing dishes too. Recycling of jokes are common, but so are just so many unjokes, like punchline less things where the image and text both try to convey the same humor but don't need each other.
And this guy is BRITISH? I expected a lot better. Glad the book was free.
Fake News Is Most Apt News (Political)
Posted 13 years agoTimes are getting desperate.
Posted 13 years agoI took the more rural way to get to my mom's tonight. It goes past a bus stop, a refinery, and a town smaller than either. One of the intersections has a bit where, apart from the road bisecting doing a bit of a "^" pattern, you could in theory see for a mile in either direction to check for traffic. That is, depending on the time of the year and how tall the crop is, which I'm guessing is soybean.
It was there that I saw an early 90s mustang, one of the shittier compact ones, with a whole family inside, pulled off the side, oncoming to me. The dad of the family is out inspecting something. I spot a rather mangled looking deer. So I think, despite the lack of dents visible from my angle, he probably hit the thing (deer can hit you too from the side). I go through, and pull a U-turn when safe hoping to swing around and check to make sure they're fine and can drive home.
I wasn't gone for more than twenty seconds, and he's gone when I return. This is when I realize, the deer is nothing but hide on bones. Softer tissues like eyes or the underjaw area are long gone. It's probably been hit days if not weeks ago... and my curiosity must have spooked the family.
It hits me then, he most likely saw it, couldn't tell the condition as well as I could, and wanted a closer look... probably because he was hoping for some food. It's not unheard of to eat fresh bumper-kills. There's a cafe in Arizona I believe that makes a bit of a morbid business of it. This wasn't fresh by any means though, not to mention in most states (Delaware included) it still needs official tagging first, which I'm pretty sure state troopers have jurisdiction on.
How desperate are you though, to hold out hope, despite birds of carrion feet away, that you might be able to salvage something off a small deer carcass that's long past ripe?
Then, I wondered how many others would stop. The thought saddened me.
It was there that I saw an early 90s mustang, one of the shittier compact ones, with a whole family inside, pulled off the side, oncoming to me. The dad of the family is out inspecting something. I spot a rather mangled looking deer. So I think, despite the lack of dents visible from my angle, he probably hit the thing (deer can hit you too from the side). I go through, and pull a U-turn when safe hoping to swing around and check to make sure they're fine and can drive home.
I wasn't gone for more than twenty seconds, and he's gone when I return. This is when I realize, the deer is nothing but hide on bones. Softer tissues like eyes or the underjaw area are long gone. It's probably been hit days if not weeks ago... and my curiosity must have spooked the family.
It hits me then, he most likely saw it, couldn't tell the condition as well as I could, and wanted a closer look... probably because he was hoping for some food. It's not unheard of to eat fresh bumper-kills. There's a cafe in Arizona I believe that makes a bit of a morbid business of it. This wasn't fresh by any means though, not to mention in most states (Delaware included) it still needs official tagging first, which I'm pretty sure state troopers have jurisdiction on.
How desperate are you though, to hold out hope, despite birds of carrion feet away, that you might be able to salvage something off a small deer carcass that's long past ripe?
Then, I wondered how many others would stop. The thought saddened me.
A Bag of Racoon Dicks!
Posted 13 years agoSo 24 civilians are worth about 9 grand in pay?
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.washingtontimes.com/news.....narmed-iraqis/
His defense seemed to be based off unclear (at the time) RoE concerning recent convoy attacks, but you figure, at some point after killing a household full of people and finding no detonators, no guns, you'd think "hmmm, wrong address?".
He pleaded guilty to 'negligence' dropping 9 counts of manslaughter on plea agreement, and apart from the demotion from SSgt to Private, nothing handled by by the court martial isn't typical NJP level stuff for say, getting drunk on duty.
The military is not a forgiving judicial structure. You can find yourself doing hard time for a pittance of drugs, followed by the nice fuck-you of at least a Bad Conduct Discharge later, if not outright Dishonorable.
The man must have great lawyers, especially when witnesses testifying against him are his own troops, although granted they're probably glad shit is rolling uphill. Any of them could have said his order was illegal and dealt with the consequences later. It notes none of them were charged.
Yet, the man is keeping his uniform, getting a sizeable chunk of money taken away, and likely on restriction for a while after possible 3 months of prison not to mention the bust-down to E1 (assuming the even follow max they can do), but this is really standard stuff apart from the massive demotion.
There's reacting poorly under stress, which a lot of good servicemen do, but then there's a whole new level when you give an order to shoot old unarmed men in wheelchairs.
But it makes you wonder why such a stink was made over pissing on dead Iraqi insurgents.
His defense seemed to be based off unclear (at the time) RoE concerning recent convoy attacks, but you figure, at some point after killing a household full of people and finding no detonators, no guns, you'd think "hmmm, wrong address?".
He pleaded guilty to 'negligence' dropping 9 counts of manslaughter on plea agreement, and apart from the demotion from SSgt to Private, nothing handled by by the court martial isn't typical NJP level stuff for say, getting drunk on duty.
The military is not a forgiving judicial structure. You can find yourself doing hard time for a pittance of drugs, followed by the nice fuck-you of at least a Bad Conduct Discharge later, if not outright Dishonorable.
The man must have great lawyers, especially when witnesses testifying against him are his own troops, although granted they're probably glad shit is rolling uphill. Any of them could have said his order was illegal and dealt with the consequences later. It notes none of them were charged.
Yet, the man is keeping his uniform, getting a sizeable chunk of money taken away, and likely on restriction for a while after possible 3 months of prison not to mention the bust-down to E1 (assuming the even follow max they can do), but this is really standard stuff apart from the massive demotion.
There's reacting poorly under stress, which a lot of good servicemen do, but then there's a whole new level when you give an order to shoot old unarmed men in wheelchairs.
But it makes you wonder why such a stink was made over pissing on dead Iraqi insurgents.
Hey FA, tell me someone famous.
Posted 13 years agoI want a plethora of names of famous people, with a few catches...
Namely, they must be dead, Caucasian, male, American (tentatively), and semi-famous rather than full blown.
Think less Robert E. Lee, and more Lee Iacocca...
Namely, they must be dead, Caucasian, male, American (tentatively), and semi-famous rather than full blown.
Think less Robert E. Lee, and more Lee Iacocca...
To all SecondLife users
Posted 14 years agoDoes anyone have any contact info on Soft Linden? I know she's kind of a big wig, and I don't have SL, but I'd really like a way to get in contact with Soft Linden.
Oh fuck you, Enclave.
Posted 14 years agoBought the fallout classic collection on disk because my paypal and steam is bonked for the moment, and having the physical copy of stuff is nice and put it in the disk drive and GRINDGRINDGRIND.
At first, I worried my laptop which has endured like three flights may have been damaged, which while worrisome, was not the end of the world. I have a CD-RW drive and the current DVD-RAM drive that both attach to the same 'slot' and can be exchanged. So I tried another disk, and it worked fine... and then another and well you get the point.
It seems the center hole for the Fallout disk is off center ever so slightly, and the edge scrapes the outside edge of the drive. I could take an exacto knife to the edge, but the disk may be slightly warped too.
I got it at the NEX, and can't return opened software. So maybe I'll write to the publisher to see about getting a replacement.
At first, I worried my laptop which has endured like three flights may have been damaged, which while worrisome, was not the end of the world. I have a CD-RW drive and the current DVD-RAM drive that both attach to the same 'slot' and can be exchanged. So I tried another disk, and it worked fine... and then another and well you get the point.
It seems the center hole for the Fallout disk is off center ever so slightly, and the edge scrapes the outside edge of the drive. I could take an exacto knife to the edge, but the disk may be slightly warped too.
I got it at the NEX, and can't return opened software. So maybe I'll write to the publisher to see about getting a replacement.
Met Ray Wise
Posted 14 years agoHe seemed pretty chill.
Back from boot.
Posted 14 years agoSo officially a sailor now. Oddly the whole military lifestyle and uniforms seem more natural than I imagined, although things are very relaxed here in South Carolina.
Speaking of which, any furries in the Charleston area. Preferrably ones who are cool with uniformed individuals?
Speaking of which, any furries in the Charleston area. Preferrably ones who are cool with uniformed individuals?
So yeah, boot camp tomorrow...
Posted 15 years agoFun, won't be back until like march.
Earth Eternal died
Posted 15 years agoI hadn't played it in a while and then, poof... gone.
Oh well, you probably don't care, he's Bad Romance as an Acapella Cover.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935205
Oh well, you probably don't care, he's Bad Romance as an Acapella Cover.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935205
Dear FA...
Posted 15 years agoWhat happens when The Regular Show comes out with more than two episodes and they start getting repetitive and bland? Will you abandon it much like you abandoned Adventure Time?
The most retarded group-bashing that happens in furry...
Posted 15 years agoIs cut dick hate.
Now, I know this particular issue is touchy, and swings both ways (PUNS GALORE), but most of the uncut haters are religious fucks, not batshit crazy gays telling me I'm mutilated for missing an inch of skin that smells like dickcheese.
I know this is totally from the gay angle too, so you can't really bring in the butthurt from Elane's comment on Seinfeld or the fact some girls don't like them uncut. It actually usually boils down to a cut guy hating his parents for it, and thus hating all of us for it by proxy.
Here's the thing, cocks usually taste like cocks, and smell like cocks. There are gorgeous penises out there both of the cut and uncut variety, and we all just need to get along. Go suck one that doesn't look like yours, or how you want yours to look, just stop being soooooooo damn butthurt over it.
Also my grandfather was circumcised without anesthesia at age 8, consider yourselves lucky, all of you.
Now, I know this particular issue is touchy, and swings both ways (PUNS GALORE), but most of the uncut haters are religious fucks, not batshit crazy gays telling me I'm mutilated for missing an inch of skin that smells like dickcheese.
I know this is totally from the gay angle too, so you can't really bring in the butthurt from Elane's comment on Seinfeld or the fact some girls don't like them uncut. It actually usually boils down to a cut guy hating his parents for it, and thus hating all of us for it by proxy.
Here's the thing, cocks usually taste like cocks, and smell like cocks. There are gorgeous penises out there both of the cut and uncut variety, and we all just need to get along. Go suck one that doesn't look like yours, or how you want yours to look, just stop being soooooooo damn butthurt over it.
Also my grandfather was circumcised without anesthesia at age 8, consider yourselves lucky, all of you.
Free linework for service members.
Posted 15 years agoSomeone I'm watching here is offering free linework to former or current armed service members.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1716137/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1716137/
Honest opinions on my characters...
Posted 15 years agoNot in meme form.
Anyone have a gripe? Wanna say Tod is hot? go ahead. I'm not going to ask you to quantify Rattus's electability to office on a scale of 1-10, because that's kind of dumb.
Anyone have a gripe? Wanna say Tod is hot? go ahead. I'm not going to ask you to quantify Rattus's electability to office on a scale of 1-10, because that's kind of dumb.
Horrible yes/no meme thing.
Posted 15 years agoKissed any one of your Facebook friends? -No
Been arrested? -No
Kissed someone you didn't like? -
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? -Yes
Ran a red light? -Yes
Been suspended from school? -No
Experienced love at first sight? -No
Totalled your car in an accident? -No
Been fired from a job? -Yes
Fired somebody? -No
Sang karaoke? -No
Pointed a gun at someone? -Not to my knowledge
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? -Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? -Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -No
Kissed in the rain? -No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? -Yes
Seen someone die? -No
Played spin-the-bottle? -No (do I look like a chick?)
Sang in the shower? -Yes
Smoked a cigar? -No
Sat on a rooftop? -Yes (also worked on a rooftop technically)
Taken pictures of yourself naked? -Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? -No
Skipped school? -Yes, if college counts
Eaten a bug? -Yes
Sleepwalked? -Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? -No
Ridden a motorcycle? -No
Dumped someone? -Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? -Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? -Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? -Yes
Shaved your head? -Yes
Blacked out from drinking? -No
Played a prank on someone? -Yes
Hit a home run? -No
Felt like killing someone? -Yes
Cross-dressed? -No
Been falling-down drunk? -Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? -Yes
Eaten snake? -No
Marched/Protested? -No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? -Yes
Puked on amusement ride? -No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? -Yes
Been in a band? -No
Knitted? -No
Been on TV? - No
Shot a gun? -Yes
Skinny-dipped? -No
Caused someone to need stitches? -No
Ridden a surfboard? -No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? -Yes
Had surgery? -Only dental
Streaked? -No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? -No
Passed out when not drinking? -Yes
Peed on a bush? -Yes
Donated Blood? -Yes
Grabbed electric fence? -No
Eaten alligator meat? -Yes
Eaten cheesecake? -Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? -Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? -Yes
Peed your pants in public? -Yes
Written graffiti? -Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? -No
Think about the future? -?Yes
Been in handcuffs? -No
Believe in love? -Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? -Yes
Pressen F5 untermensch!
Posted 15 years agoJa ja, mein portrait was vinished by approved propaganden artist 
, paid ov by 
. Go and take a looken for dich!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4304682
, paid ov by 
. Go and take a looken for dich!http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4304682
Mall security are scum.
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9dwor_pUv0
A deaf man leaves a store with his friend, and the alarm goes off. He doesn't stop because... hmmm, can we guess why? Probably because he's deaf. So the fatass security jump him, pin him down and proceed to put a CHOKE HOLD on him while he offers no resistance and tries to tap out. All the while his friend is pointing to the receipt and informing the men his friend is indeed, deaf.
Onlookers chime in with 'he's turning purple'.
Police brutality as an overreaction is one thing, cops have tough jobs with hard calls sometimes, but rent-a-cops get no sympathy for shit like this.
A deaf man leaves a store with his friend, and the alarm goes off. He doesn't stop because... hmmm, can we guess why? Probably because he's deaf. So the fatass security jump him, pin him down and proceed to put a CHOKE HOLD on him while he offers no resistance and tries to tap out. All the while his friend is pointing to the receipt and informing the men his friend is indeed, deaf.
Onlookers chime in with 'he's turning purple'.
Police brutality as an overreaction is one thing, cops have tough jobs with hard calls sometimes, but rent-a-cops get no sympathy for shit like this.
Lucky 7s and Satantanic Reading Campaigns.
Posted 15 years agoMy car hit 77,777 miles yesterday. Yippie!
In darker news apparently Ursula Vernon is trying to recruit for pagan gods.
http://www.redwombatstudio.com/blog/?p=4082
(PS Christfags, please stop being crazy)
In darker news apparently Ursula Vernon is trying to recruit for pagan gods.
http://www.redwombatstudio.com/blog/?p=4082
(PS Christfags, please stop being crazy)
Controversy Meme To Piss Ross Off
Posted 15 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post?
I'd seriously have to slap someone who is so out of the loop they either don't have opinions on these basic things or no capacity to state their opinion. I'm imagining a skater boy or some teenage chick who obsesses over her clothing and nails despite being ugly.
I don't really know how posting an online questionnaire takes guts, especially with these questions. Reposting it certainly doesn't... DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO FORWARD THIS CHAIN LETTER TO FIVE PEOPLE.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no. I might make and sell it though.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
In a perfect world I'd probably say something like first two terms abortions are fine, and third term are not, but I think if that stance was taken, a lot of pro-life zealots would keep pushing the date back until it was all illegal. They're rather forward with that being their goal.
So in the spirit of protecting a woman's right to control her own body even if it has a cluster of cells in it which is not really 'her', I'm totally pro-choice. It's not like we're lacking in humans.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
A county? No, there have been many female politicians who ran states well, this county? Maybe, the only choices we have right now include a braindead cunt with a yooper accent who gets by on winking and thinking Africa is a country, or Hillary... and Hillary will whore herself out to any dumb cause she can to grab up votes ('Ban violent video games!') and that strikes me as bad mojo to the nth degree.
The problem with female politicians isn't the female part, but the politician part.
Still, maybe suffrage was a mistake. The whole prohibition thing is still fucking us over. Thanks females.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Fuck yes. If a person is DNA tested, and coming into a legal system that assumes innocence until evidence is presented opposite of that, I don't see the problem. The death penalty in Iran is probably not something I can get behind, but in the US, or UK or whatnot, sure!
Some states, like California may be better off without just to avoid the costly appeals, but I don't see how killing a man ruins his life any more than locking him away forever, if both are in the small percentage of innocent. That and dead men don't break out of jail.
I have a cousin in a PA state pen for murder, he just barely avoided the death penalty, and while he was just the accomplice he's not exactly repentant about what he did, and he's not living much of a life behind maximum security bars.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Hahahaha. This is the question I think the author really made the whole thing for. I'll say I think many recreational drugs should be legal. If you want to throw your life away be my guest... but potheads are some of the most annoying fucks on the planet. You're not creative. You're not original. You're not cryptic for knowing the meaning to '420', you're just annoying addicts, like winos.
How about legal pot but illegalizing dreadlocks without a permit. Unless your surname is 'Zombie' you don't get a permit.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
All for. Hell that's half the fun isn't it?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes, but he's not your God, he doesn't have any prophets or bastard jew kids. He doesn't have a strong opinion about daily happenstances and I think for the most part he doesn't get involved.
I've got my relationship with God, you have yours, now can we all just shut the fuck up about it?
In retrospect I kind of think about God like penises. The more someone blabs about their own, the less confident they are in it.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, but I think this mostly will always be a state-by-state thing in America. I don't really want same sex marriage in, say Texas as forced by the federal government, because it will always be a point of contention...
Just a basic enforcement of full faith and credit would help so much more.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I think it's wrong when anyone of any color bypasses laws to get here, butting there way in front of people who have been working on getting citizenship for years.
I think it's more wrong so many get away with paying people, legal or not, less than minimum wage. I'd do any shit job (and have done many) if you paid me properly. It's not that your average American (or average recent legal immigrant) won't work in a field, it's that they won't work in a field for 4 dollars a day.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No, well she may want a relationship with him/her later, and girls as young as ~5~ have given birth before, but she can't possibly raise it.
Also the father should be hung.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Sure. Why can a young person join the armed forces and die for America and not raise a glass to her?
This is mostly federal highway funding dickery and the legacy of prohibition. So I'm blaming both women and Ted Kennedy here.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It should be scaled down until we leave, yes, but we can't edit->undo an occupation easily. We broke Iraq, and we have to at least try to keep it together for the entire time we start to pull out.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
If someone is over 65 and terminal, I don't see a problem, but that just means someone will be 64 and terminal. I kind of have personal experience with suicide, and it's a really complex issue.
I basically wish it were easier for people with serious issues to just tell doctors "No, I won't be taking any more meds." and be done with it that way rather than the Kevorkian bullshit.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Hells yes. There's a whole frigging chapter about this very thing in Starship Troopers which is a great read comparing the practice to training a dog.
Basically there are many ways people abuse children, but not all spanking instantly is child abuse, and it seems now with this spankless generation kids are more fucked up than the apparently 'psychologically damaged' ones that came before them.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure. Probably would use the money to teargas a hippy though.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? Obama or McCain?
In 2000, McCain by far, it's just in the election he was really trying too hard to pander to his 'core', and it was disgusting. I campaigned for Obama but I didn't vote for either.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Let them, I usually have much nastier crap to say in other people's journals. Hell I think I must be on half a dozen block lists. *Waves to Knuxlight*
I'd seriously have to slap someone who is so out of the loop they either don't have opinions on these basic things or no capacity to state their opinion. I'm imagining a skater boy or some teenage chick who obsesses over her clothing and nails despite being ugly.
I don't really know how posting an online questionnaire takes guts, especially with these questions. Reposting it certainly doesn't... DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO FORWARD THIS CHAIN LETTER TO FIVE PEOPLE.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no. I might make and sell it though.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
In a perfect world I'd probably say something like first two terms abortions are fine, and third term are not, but I think if that stance was taken, a lot of pro-life zealots would keep pushing the date back until it was all illegal. They're rather forward with that being their goal.
So in the spirit of protecting a woman's right to control her own body even if it has a cluster of cells in it which is not really 'her', I'm totally pro-choice. It's not like we're lacking in humans.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
A county? No, there have been many female politicians who ran states well, this county? Maybe, the only choices we have right now include a braindead cunt with a yooper accent who gets by on winking and thinking Africa is a country, or Hillary... and Hillary will whore herself out to any dumb cause she can to grab up votes ('Ban violent video games!') and that strikes me as bad mojo to the nth degree.
The problem with female politicians isn't the female part, but the politician part.
Still, maybe suffrage was a mistake. The whole prohibition thing is still fucking us over. Thanks females.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Fuck yes. If a person is DNA tested, and coming into a legal system that assumes innocence until evidence is presented opposite of that, I don't see the problem. The death penalty in Iran is probably not something I can get behind, but in the US, or UK or whatnot, sure!
Some states, like California may be better off without just to avoid the costly appeals, but I don't see how killing a man ruins his life any more than locking him away forever, if both are in the small percentage of innocent. That and dead men don't break out of jail.
I have a cousin in a PA state pen for murder, he just barely avoided the death penalty, and while he was just the accomplice he's not exactly repentant about what he did, and he's not living much of a life behind maximum security bars.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Hahahaha. This is the question I think the author really made the whole thing for. I'll say I think many recreational drugs should be legal. If you want to throw your life away be my guest... but potheads are some of the most annoying fucks on the planet. You're not creative. You're not original. You're not cryptic for knowing the meaning to '420', you're just annoying addicts, like winos.
How about legal pot but illegalizing dreadlocks without a permit. Unless your surname is 'Zombie' you don't get a permit.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
All for. Hell that's half the fun isn't it?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes, but he's not your God, he doesn't have any prophets or bastard jew kids. He doesn't have a strong opinion about daily happenstances and I think for the most part he doesn't get involved.
I've got my relationship with God, you have yours, now can we all just shut the fuck up about it?
In retrospect I kind of think about God like penises. The more someone blabs about their own, the less confident they are in it.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, but I think this mostly will always be a state-by-state thing in America. I don't really want same sex marriage in, say Texas as forced by the federal government, because it will always be a point of contention...
Just a basic enforcement of full faith and credit would help so much more.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I think it's wrong when anyone of any color bypasses laws to get here, butting there way in front of people who have been working on getting citizenship for years.
I think it's more wrong so many get away with paying people, legal or not, less than minimum wage. I'd do any shit job (and have done many) if you paid me properly. It's not that your average American (or average recent legal immigrant) won't work in a field, it's that they won't work in a field for 4 dollars a day.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No, well she may want a relationship with him/her later, and girls as young as ~5~ have given birth before, but she can't possibly raise it.
Also the father should be hung.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Sure. Why can a young person join the armed forces and die for America and not raise a glass to her?
This is mostly federal highway funding dickery and the legacy of prohibition. So I'm blaming both women and Ted Kennedy here.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It should be scaled down until we leave, yes, but we can't edit->undo an occupation easily. We broke Iraq, and we have to at least try to keep it together for the entire time we start to pull out.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
If someone is over 65 and terminal, I don't see a problem, but that just means someone will be 64 and terminal. I kind of have personal experience with suicide, and it's a really complex issue.
I basically wish it were easier for people with serious issues to just tell doctors "No, I won't be taking any more meds." and be done with it that way rather than the Kevorkian bullshit.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Hells yes. There's a whole frigging chapter about this very thing in Starship Troopers which is a great read comparing the practice to training a dog.
Basically there are many ways people abuse children, but not all spanking instantly is child abuse, and it seems now with this spankless generation kids are more fucked up than the apparently 'psychologically damaged' ones that came before them.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure. Probably would use the money to teargas a hippy though.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? Obama or McCain?
In 2000, McCain by far, it's just in the election he was really trying too hard to pander to his 'core', and it was disgusting. I campaigned for Obama but I didn't vote for either.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Let them, I usually have much nastier crap to say in other people's journals. Hell I think I must be on half a dozen block lists. *Waves to Knuxlight*
No where in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight.
Posted 15 years agoDavid Letterman's Top Ten Reasons To Not Join Inkbunny
Posted 15 years ago10. You don't want people to quite know yet that you enjoyed Softpaw magazine.
9. One of you favorite scat artists hasn't joined yet.
8. You think you saw a twitter hotlink there somewhere.
7. You're more interested in free porn then buying low quality jpg based prints.
6. Sometimes, on rare occasions, you like to have neko boy, elf or orc to jerk off too.
5. To Catch A Predator might be staking out their forum.
4. You still have 1,602 submissions here to wade through without worrying about another site.
3. LupineAssassin might bug you for a commission as soon as you join.
2. Web 2.0 sites are fugly.
And the number one reason not to join Inkbunny?
1. Wolfblade.
9. One of you favorite scat artists hasn't joined yet.
8. You think you saw a twitter hotlink there somewhere.
7. You're more interested in free porn then buying low quality jpg based prints.
6. Sometimes, on rare occasions, you like to have neko boy, elf or orc to jerk off too.
5. To Catch A Predator might be staking out their forum.
4. You still have 1,602 submissions here to wade through without worrying about another site.
3. LupineAssassin might bug you for a commission as soon as you join.
2. Web 2.0 sites are fugly.
And the number one reason not to join Inkbunny?
1. Wolfblade.
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Posted 15 years agoI am getting freee urt from 
but it's part of like, a meme, so the first ten people who respond* will get character pixel art in sprite like form.
The list.
Asshole 1 - Chaswari
Asshole 2 - Shortwave
Asshole 3 - Tsubani
Asshole 4 -
Asshole 5 -
Asshole 6 -
Asshole 7 -
Asshole 8 -
Asshole 9 -
Asshole 10 -
(I'm surrounded by assholes.)
*inb4 >implying you have 10 watchers
but it's part of like, a meme, so the first ten people who respond* will get character pixel art in sprite like form.The list.
Asshole 1 - Chaswari
Asshole 2 - Shortwave
Asshole 3 - Tsubani
Asshole 4 -
Asshole 5 -
Asshole 6 -
Asshole 7 -
Asshole 8 -
Asshole 9 -
Asshole 10 -
(I'm surrounded by assholes.)
*inb4 >implying you have 10 watchers
