Hi, hello!

So the other night my Surface Pro 2's power supply broke.
Thankfully it was just the replaceable cord part so Microsoft said they'd replace it
free of cost, which is cool but who knows how long that will take.

So for now I'm finishing half-done doodles with a tiny logitech keyboard with a touchpad
and a razer naga mouse which is balanced weirdly on my knee since my computer isn't on
a table but rather behind a massive TV. Makes sense I'm sure.

I hope you're doing good though and thanks for reading~

Probably an easy guess as to what game.

but


GAHHHH!! That's like forever, like, an eternity away........ :CCCC

Hi!

So I somehow came to acquire this game called Blade & Soul and will
be playing it this Friday during head start or whatever they call it.
So yeah, blades and souls and stuff.. and boobs.. and little neko-people.

Sounds right up my alley and it'll be nice to have something else to play
since most of my gaming time is devoured happily by Warframe,
which recently after a certain big update became even more awesome.

<3

Hey, hi!

It's been a while, and wow, look at this old account.
Is anyone still watching this? Are we all equally confused?
Oh boy!

Well, I hope you've all been doing good - if you are watching/reading.
My life has been interesting for sure,
but definitely good-interesting.
Which is way better than bad-interesting!
..Might go without saying really.

Anyway I'm testing the fluffy waters here, wiggling around for a bite.
See if people care and such.
I sure hope you do ;3;

<3

enchantments?

So I was like in the bathroom doing my thing
and then I washed my hands,
dried them with a towel,
and applied SOAP.
Then I stopped and went WAIT
WAIT
WHAT
So I washed my hands again,
applied soap
and then once again toweled.
MUCH BETTER

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Okay so I uploaded the unfinished version of this piece
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2930560/
so if you wanna see it in all it's super glory
check the page again and hit F5 a few times.
This mistake will knot happen again! >:O



LØOL accidentally linked to the wrong drawing the first time.
I'm a knotjob,

Some may know, some may not
but I once used to do 3D stuff a lot.
Only posted on VCL for many a year,
it got a following with 300 000 people giving it a leer.

Due to a few requests from faithful old fans and friends a like,
I'm now making an art dump of all my old crappy art
INCLUDING the much coveted 3D porn I once spooged out.
However I'm only posting it on my own server since clogging
up FA with old and irrelevant and more or less shameful art isn't .. cool.

So without further stuff, here's the link!
http://artdump.helgeirr.com/

UPDATED! Now holds art from 99 - 05

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MANY PEOPLE ASKED IN NOTES I FELT SO POPULAR
SO HERES THE OTHER ART SITE IT ONLY HAS 4 PIECES
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/creamywaffle/

ALSO WIPEOUT HD FURY AND SHATTER ARE AWESOME!

So she pooped on the bed,
it was an elastic poop,
and with it she shitwhipped me red, blue and splatty-brown.

<3

I'm back, and I'm no longer homeless, hooray!

Thanks for the watches and favs people
not to mention the commenters as well.
I'm too busy lately to do anything I'd like to,
with me being homeless and all,
so happy shitknuckles to everyone!

<3

Listen, listen!
We've finished the test.
Global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow!

D:>

We didn't listen!

I just had to do this..

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
10

Level 4
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
14

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
19

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
24

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
29

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
34

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake
36

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
39

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
43

Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
44

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
() Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
47

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
51

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
56

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
60

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
63

Level 19
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey
65

Level 20
() Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
67

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
() Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
70

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
73

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
77

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
81

Level 25
(?) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
84

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
89

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten (everyones!) Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
95

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
98

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
103

Level 30
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 105

Yay, 105/120!
Now back to commission work.

What?

Oh yeah, just thought I'd share some more or less interesting info on my
first play through of Metal Gear Solid 4 (which might be the sexiest game/movie experience ever).

On 'my' first play-through, I say 'my' since me and a friend played through it together,
I was ranked as the animal; HYENA! Why? Well, seemingly we were very
good at collecting objects and items, and hyenas do that? I dunno.
Also we graced by Panther, Cow and Crocodile.

Anyway, there's 46 more animal ranks to unlock!

Hi everyone! *waves*

Now that the 'wow' factor of AoC has settled,
the game goes back to feeling like the standard
MMORPG; only it looks prettier (if you have the power) but has only ONE race, human.
Although with 3 cultures to pick from. Personally I like the
Stygian culture with their many parallels to Egyptian mythology;
worshipping Set and all and the snakes.

Which brings me to this snake, which is more of a joke really,
but here's a screenshot of what stroked my vore-ish thoughts; http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e.....g?t=1211795886
You can see the hand sticking out and everything,
plus an early-level me in a skirt stumbling over the beast.

I should of course mention that our guild secured an early lot to build a city on -
build a city? That's not like all other MMORPGs! .. I think.
Eitherway the city building and running will require effort and tons of resources
so I probably won't bother since after I hit level 40 I've pretty much stopped playing.
I'm not saying it's bad - I'm just saying it started to feel like I've done this before,
just like GTA4. It looks better - yeah - but.. so what. There's no furry races dag nabbit!

One thing I really like in this game is how they bothered to make proper fingers
instead of whimsical ugly polygons - and the skins look fantastic -
just take in the character details here if interested;
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e.....g?t=1211796904
Sadly though toes, like in WoW, are lines drawn onto a fleshy stub which just isn't sexy.
But hey, there's side boob - and outside of North America since they censored them - female nipples!

Last but least; Can mammoths sail boats? Would they even fit?
Would the boat tip over?
Short answer; .. erm.
Long answer: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Anyway, here's a screenshot so you can ponder this yourself:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e.....g?t=1211796041

For some reason it's always night-time when I take screens,
and bear (rawr) in mind my graphic settings are a modified medium at best.

Now I miss Furcadia and drawing stuff, so hopefully I'll get back to that soon. |D

Ahh, Age of Conan, I've been pretty much playing the Early Access
nonstop the last few days.. fantastic game with tons of potential!
Then I peek back into FA and see lots of new watchers,
many sweet comments, and even more favourites.
Thanks everyone! <3

I'll be delved into this game for a while though most likely.
So I won't be around much or draw much, rejoice! 8)

I just finished installing Age of Conan, yay!
Not that I think I'll actually like the game much
but I have to give it a try -- and it's installed,
so now I just have to wait for the servers to open.

I hope they let me play on North American servers;
but somehow I think they'll do the 'WoW thing'
and keep EU players in Europe - which just sucks.

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My Wii Code Thing:
1989 6481 7690 0711

Mario Kart Wii: (I have a 2-star rank now, go me!)
0044-2922-8005

My PS3 username:
Anathematized

As some know, if you create rooms in Mario Kart Wii, you can't write
whatever you want - no - you have to pick from premade sentences.
But that didn't stop us from trying the more or less (probably less) famous
MARIO KART WII YIFF!

Log begins:

Me: Hello!

Friend: Long time no see!

M: Thanks for waiting!

F: Ready?

M: Let's wait 3 more minutes.

F: Let's get started!

M: Go easy on me!

F: I'll try my best!

M: I mightn't do so well...

F: What shall we play?

M: LEt's have a grand prix!

F: I'm going to use a large vehicle!

M: I'm going to use my Wii Wheel!

F: Hmm..

M: Rainbow Road!

F: I'm the best!

M: You're all so fast!

F: So exciting!

M: Grrr! No fair!

F: This isn't over yet!

M: Yaaaaay!

F: Thanks for a great time!

M; Let's have a balloon battle! (I hit the wrong option)

F: I'm ready to quit...

M: I won't lose next time!

Log ends..

Surely enough to rock anyones' boxers or similar.. or not <.<;

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Codes:
Mario Kart Wii: (Race rating: 8300, woo!)
0044-2922-8005

My Wii Code Thing:
1989 6481 7690 0711

My PS3 username:
Anathematized

Oh joy, more codes!

Mario Kart Wii:
0044-2922-8005

My Wii Code Thing:
1989 6481 7690 0711

My PS3 username:
Anathematized

It's here, it's finally here! .. in my hands, right now.
And here I thought I could use this day off for something productive.
.. And hey, one day before the Norwegian release date too -
I'm special or something :P
Now could we please get Brawl too?


anyway, time to fire up the Kartsss

Wiiiiiiii! :D