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General | Posted 13 years agoFull Name: Ray Matteo Ctarltribe
Current Age: 28
Gender: Male
Blood Type: O
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac: Snake
Nationality: Boofinflautz
Ethnicity: Irish, Scottish, Something-er-Other
Race/Species: Faroxal (Fox/Caracal)
Criminal Record: He’s lucky, let’s just leave it at that.
Birth Date: June 30
Birth Place: Elsewhere
Current Residence: Elsewhere
Occupation: A productive layabout.
Hobbies: Writing, jogging, Irish music and the drinking that it entails.
Talents: Scribbling up stories and his Porno Voice
Height: 8’0”
Weight: 280 lbs.
Posture: Always posing.
Build: Toned
Hair: Crimson
Eyes: Ice Blue
Glasses/Contacts: None. Has a pair of faux-glasses to nab little girls.
Ambidextrous,Left, or Right Handed: Right handed. Precariously so.
Style: Haphazardly acceptable.
Balanced/Clumsy: Sometimes he simply fails his agility saves.
Mannerisms: Stereotypically male until you get him behind closed doors.
Habits/OCDs/Obsessions: Adores touching bare flesh.
Do They Curse, if so to what extent: Excessively and creatively.
Describe their voice: Smooth. Able to go from lighthearted to evil on a whim. “Hello there…~”
Sleep Patterns: Spontaneously comatose.
Eating Patterns: A penchant for nommery of the highest order. Wings are inhaled down to the marrow.
Intelligence Level: 154
Known Languages: Butchered, battered English.
Secret Desires: All the wings ever. A cushy job. A harem. A harem that won’t butcher itself before he can enjoy it.
How Self Confident Are they: Outwardly, utterly. Privately, very careful.
Most Proud Of: Those he cares about.
Dominant or Submissive: Blatantly and frequently switch.
Level Of Patience: Saintly.
Ruled by emotion or logic: Common sense.
Most at ease when: Around friends.
Ill at ease when: Sleepy, hungry, sick, and around friends.
Mental/Social Strengths: Can be close and helpful with just about anyone.
Mental/Social Flaws: Is a dirty, dirty whore.
If they could be described with one of the seven sins: Lust.
Biggest Vulnerability(non physical): Her.
Optimist or Pessimist: Optimist.
Greatest Fear: Xenomorphs.
Other fears/phobias: Heights, metaphysical phenomena, running out of wings.
Musical talents: Diddly.
Likes/Dislikes
Color: Adores dark reds, hates fuck-all bright yellows.
Clothing: Loves him some jeans, hates v-neck tees.
Place: It’s a love/hate relationship between him and the city.
Room in house: His room is his, everywhere else can go burn.
Food/Drink: Collard greens are disgusting, while chicken wings are God’s gift to him.
Music genre: Absolutely anything with intriguing vocals, but is disgusted by death metal and gangsta rap.
Song and Singer/band: “A Night on Earth” by the Tossers is lovely. “Lemme’ Smell Yo’ Dick” by Riskay is not.
Movie/Tv show: The Mentalist, House, and Basilisk are golden. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is shyte.
Book: Various Warhammer bits are gobbled up, while Harry Potter and Twilight are best used as toilet paper.
Subject in school: English and History he excelled at. Science and Math were less than admirable.
Mode of Transportation: Sporty cars he can do. Giant, fuck-off huge things are abhorred.
Most prized Possession: His computer and firearms are precious to him.
What do they consider taboo(something they'd personally never do): Leave the children be!
Emotional Self-control: No one may ever know.
Spontanous or structured: A hodgepodge of both.
Instinctual or logical: Abit of Column A, abit of Column B.
Act around friends: A pleasantly loose cannon with well-greased ball-bearings.
Act around family: Careful, clumsy, relatively reserved.
How do they deal with or react to...
Conflict/danger: Cautious.
Rejection: About face. Forward, march!
Fright: “Cockswaddling fuckbucket titsnobbled cripe-fiddling CUNTSNORKEL!”
Change: “Hm. Hmm. HMMM.”
Loss: Bittersweet smile.
Sex/flirting: “Hoy there, darlin’~ Need a place t’sit, because I’ve got a lovely, lonely lil’lap ‘ere and-“
Pain: “YOOF! …Okay, I’ll take that as a no, then?”
Guilt: Ponderously. Mulls it over for quite a while.
Being Wrong: Light-heartedly.
Being Criticized: Welcomes it.
Insulted: BRITISH MODE INITIATED.
Praise: More, please~
Being loved: Oh dearheart, where’ve you been all my life?
Being Hated: Tsundere, obby
Humiliation: why_boner.jpg
How do they express....
Anger: Simply a smile.
Sadness: A quiet, bittersweet smile.
Love: Everything ever. Dear Christ. Stop with the things.
Lust: The porno voice. Nails whisking about. Curves coddled.
Stress: Chews upon nails, fucks things, fucks more things, demands scalp-scritches.
How Do they feel about:
Marriage: …Mayhaps.
Children: Has to leave a legacy. S’kinda’ his thing.
Family: Very, very small one.
Old Age: Every girl’s got Daddy issues. Why not exploit it?
Sex: Excessively available and abused.
Love:
“You can't meet the match to your state of being 'cause everyones changes hourly
And you can't expect only one person to satisfy you eternally
To satisfy you emotionally, psychologically, sexually and intellectually for life
You must love more than one person and pursue more than one thing boys and girls that is my advice”
Friendship: He has boundary issues.
Homosexuality: There is no gay. If it’s pretty, fuck it.
Money: Vidya gaem sales devour it, but he likes to pretend he’s good at saving it. A sales-hound.
Religion: Something’s out there. Too many coincidences for it to be otherwise.
Racism.races in general: A very tricky and often ignorant subject.
Science/technology: Where’s my damn flying car already?!
Drugs and alcohol: Drinks occasionally.
Killing/murder: All too often unnecessary.
Unknown: Sought for.
Life: It’s wonderful, this tragedy, this perilously perfect, broken thing we savor.
Death: …Terrifying, now that I think about it.
Relationships with Others...
Loves: Alena, Azzy, Cimorenie, Danny, Inanna, Jaid, and Scarlett (ALPHABETICAL ORDER.)
Lusts: …All of the above.
Best Friends: “I HAVE SERIOUS BOUNDARY ISSUES, OKAY?!”
First Crush: Paige.
Mentor: PCGO.
Hates: That git.
Rivals: None. HAHA! Competence.
How he is percieved by....
Strangers: Eh.
Friends: “Goddammit, Ray.”
Lovers: “God..d-dammit, Ray!”
Family: The center of their world.
Sex/romantic Life.....
What did they do on their first date: Dinner, movie, lakehouse, and in two weeks, pregnancy test.
Typical date: Home-cooked meal, then dessert-in-bed.
How old were they when they lost thier virginity: 17
How do they feel after sex: De-stressed.
Do they have self control(cheat?): …Remember those boundary issues?
Does sex play an important role in relationships? To what extent: Intimacy comes easy. It just happens.
Turn-ons: Sensitive to light teasing touches just about anywhere, nails, his ears, anything about his ears.
Turn-offs: Strong body odor, too skinny, filth-oriented fetishes.
Fetishes: Impregnation, thick women, “Daddy” comments, worship, servitude, BDSM.
Top or Bottom: Switch.
Have they impregnanted someone or been impregnanted: Y’see, there’s a term for this. Rabies. Ray-babies. It’s a thing.
Sexual experience with the same sex: Yes.
Family...
Immediate family members/ages: Nancy 47 (Mom), Edgar 45 (Dad), Inanna 18 (Adopted Sister)
Ethnicity and/or species of the mother: Vixen
Ethnicity and/or species of the father: Caracal
Ethnicity and/or species of the sister: Oyora (Coyote/Rabbit)
Birth Order: First-born
Did they know thier birth parents: Yes.
Are parents still alive: Yes.
Was this character raised by someone other than their parents?: Nope.
How did the parent(s)/caretaker(s) treat him/her growing up?: They just. Won’t. Let. Go!
Current Age: 28
Gender: Male
Blood Type: O
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac: Snake
Nationality: Boofinflautz
Ethnicity: Irish, Scottish, Something-er-Other
Race/Species: Faroxal (Fox/Caracal)
Criminal Record: He’s lucky, let’s just leave it at that.
Birth Date: June 30
Birth Place: Elsewhere
Current Residence: Elsewhere
Occupation: A productive layabout.
Hobbies: Writing, jogging, Irish music and the drinking that it entails.
Talents: Scribbling up stories and his Porno Voice
Height: 8’0”
Weight: 280 lbs.
Posture: Always posing.
Build: Toned
Hair: Crimson
Eyes: Ice Blue
Glasses/Contacts: None. Has a pair of faux-glasses to nab little girls.
Ambidextrous,Left, or Right Handed: Right handed. Precariously so.
Style: Haphazardly acceptable.
Balanced/Clumsy: Sometimes he simply fails his agility saves.
Mannerisms: Stereotypically male until you get him behind closed doors.
Habits/OCDs/Obsessions: Adores touching bare flesh.
Do They Curse, if so to what extent: Excessively and creatively.
Describe their voice: Smooth. Able to go from lighthearted to evil on a whim. “Hello there…~”
Sleep Patterns: Spontaneously comatose.
Eating Patterns: A penchant for nommery of the highest order. Wings are inhaled down to the marrow.
Intelligence Level: 154
Known Languages: Butchered, battered English.
Secret Desires: All the wings ever. A cushy job. A harem. A harem that won’t butcher itself before he can enjoy it.
How Self Confident Are they: Outwardly, utterly. Privately, very careful.
Most Proud Of: Those he cares about.
Dominant or Submissive: Blatantly and frequently switch.
Level Of Patience: Saintly.
Ruled by emotion or logic: Common sense.
Most at ease when: Around friends.
Ill at ease when: Sleepy, hungry, sick, and around friends.
Mental/Social Strengths: Can be close and helpful with just about anyone.
Mental/Social Flaws: Is a dirty, dirty whore.
If they could be described with one of the seven sins: Lust.
Biggest Vulnerability(non physical): Her.
Optimist or Pessimist: Optimist.
Greatest Fear: Xenomorphs.
Other fears/phobias: Heights, metaphysical phenomena, running out of wings.
Musical talents: Diddly.
Likes/Dislikes
Color: Adores dark reds, hates fuck-all bright yellows.
Clothing: Loves him some jeans, hates v-neck tees.
Place: It’s a love/hate relationship between him and the city.
Room in house: His room is his, everywhere else can go burn.
Food/Drink: Collard greens are disgusting, while chicken wings are God’s gift to him.
Music genre: Absolutely anything with intriguing vocals, but is disgusted by death metal and gangsta rap.
Song and Singer/band: “A Night on Earth” by the Tossers is lovely. “Lemme’ Smell Yo’ Dick” by Riskay is not.
Movie/Tv show: The Mentalist, House, and Basilisk are golden. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is shyte.
Book: Various Warhammer bits are gobbled up, while Harry Potter and Twilight are best used as toilet paper.
Subject in school: English and History he excelled at. Science and Math were less than admirable.
Mode of Transportation: Sporty cars he can do. Giant, fuck-off huge things are abhorred.
Most prized Possession: His computer and firearms are precious to him.
What do they consider taboo(something they'd personally never do): Leave the children be!
Emotional Self-control: No one may ever know.
Spontanous or structured: A hodgepodge of both.
Instinctual or logical: Abit of Column A, abit of Column B.
Act around friends: A pleasantly loose cannon with well-greased ball-bearings.
Act around family: Careful, clumsy, relatively reserved.
How do they deal with or react to...
Conflict/danger: Cautious.
Rejection: About face. Forward, march!
Fright: “Cockswaddling fuckbucket titsnobbled cripe-fiddling CUNTSNORKEL!”
Change: “Hm. Hmm. HMMM.”
Loss: Bittersweet smile.
Sex/flirting: “Hoy there, darlin’~ Need a place t’sit, because I’ve got a lovely, lonely lil’lap ‘ere and-“
Pain: “YOOF! …Okay, I’ll take that as a no, then?”
Guilt: Ponderously. Mulls it over for quite a while.
Being Wrong: Light-heartedly.
Being Criticized: Welcomes it.
Insulted: BRITISH MODE INITIATED.
Praise: More, please~
Being loved: Oh dearheart, where’ve you been all my life?
Being Hated: Tsundere, obby
Humiliation: why_boner.jpg
How do they express....
Anger: Simply a smile.
Sadness: A quiet, bittersweet smile.
Love: Everything ever. Dear Christ. Stop with the things.
Lust: The porno voice. Nails whisking about. Curves coddled.
Stress: Chews upon nails, fucks things, fucks more things, demands scalp-scritches.
How Do they feel about:
Marriage: …Mayhaps.
Children: Has to leave a legacy. S’kinda’ his thing.
Family: Very, very small one.
Old Age: Every girl’s got Daddy issues. Why not exploit it?
Sex: Excessively available and abused.
Love:
“You can't meet the match to your state of being 'cause everyones changes hourly
And you can't expect only one person to satisfy you eternally
To satisfy you emotionally, psychologically, sexually and intellectually for life
You must love more than one person and pursue more than one thing boys and girls that is my advice”
Friendship: He has boundary issues.
Homosexuality: There is no gay. If it’s pretty, fuck it.
Money: Vidya gaem sales devour it, but he likes to pretend he’s good at saving it. A sales-hound.
Religion: Something’s out there. Too many coincidences for it to be otherwise.
Racism.races in general: A very tricky and often ignorant subject.
Science/technology: Where’s my damn flying car already?!
Drugs and alcohol: Drinks occasionally.
Killing/murder: All too often unnecessary.
Unknown: Sought for.
Life: It’s wonderful, this tragedy, this perilously perfect, broken thing we savor.
Death: …Terrifying, now that I think about it.
Relationships with Others...
Loves: Alena, Azzy, Cimorenie, Danny, Inanna, Jaid, and Scarlett (ALPHABETICAL ORDER.)
Lusts: …All of the above.
Best Friends: “I HAVE SERIOUS BOUNDARY ISSUES, OKAY?!”
First Crush: Paige.
Mentor: PCGO.
Hates: That git.
Rivals: None. HAHA! Competence.
How he is percieved by....
Strangers: Eh.
Friends: “Goddammit, Ray.”
Lovers: “God..d-dammit, Ray!”
Family: The center of their world.
Sex/romantic Life.....
What did they do on their first date: Dinner, movie, lakehouse, and in two weeks, pregnancy test.
Typical date: Home-cooked meal, then dessert-in-bed.
How old were they when they lost thier virginity: 17
How do they feel after sex: De-stressed.
Do they have self control(cheat?): …Remember those boundary issues?
Does sex play an important role in relationships? To what extent: Intimacy comes easy. It just happens.
Turn-ons: Sensitive to light teasing touches just about anywhere, nails, his ears, anything about his ears.
Turn-offs: Strong body odor, too skinny, filth-oriented fetishes.
Fetishes: Impregnation, thick women, “Daddy” comments, worship, servitude, BDSM.
Top or Bottom: Switch.
Have they impregnanted someone or been impregnanted: Y’see, there’s a term for this. Rabies. Ray-babies. It’s a thing.
Sexual experience with the same sex: Yes.
Family...
Immediate family members/ages: Nancy 47 (Mom), Edgar 45 (Dad), Inanna 18 (Adopted Sister)
Ethnicity and/or species of the mother: Vixen
Ethnicity and/or species of the father: Caracal
Ethnicity and/or species of the sister: Oyora (Coyote/Rabbit)
Birth Order: First-born
Did they know thier birth parents: Yes.
Are parents still alive: Yes.
Was this character raised by someone other than their parents?: Nope.
How did the parent(s)/caretaker(s) treat him/her growing up?: They just. Won’t. Let. Go!
Birthday draws near.
General | Posted 14 years agoI'm grateful to say that my 22nd year of life is about to begin. Gotta' say, my life doesn't revolve around the furry fandom, and I'm finding myself drawn more and more towards people and things that have no correlation to it. And so I've noticed something:
http://tinyurl.com/Idontalwayshangaroundfurfags
Ta, gents and lasses. Many thanks.
http://tinyurl.com/Idontalwayshangaroundfurfags
Ta, gents and lasses. Many thanks.
And people wonder why /furi/'s drama-pool never ends.
General | Posted 14 years ago# [13:08:29](>) foxcub: *walks in and lays down on floor*
# [13:09:38](>) **Ray Ctarltribe yipes, quickly plucking up the cub, grimacing as he then holds him out by his scruff, not wanting to embrace his, well, gold-wetted pelt. "I...think you need a bath, kiddo."
# [13:10:40](>) ≪From foxcub≫ wate are you talking to me
# [13:11:25](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Yes. There was just a great show made of a mare taking a vicious territorial piss on the floor you just laid upon!
# [13:12:49](>) ≪From foxcub≫ looks down*starts to freak out*yuck yuck yuck
# [13:13:08](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Aye, go beat up Colte if you wish to complain.
# [13:15:15](>) ≪To foxcub≫ An' be sure t'give your pelt a preening, too, toots.
# [13:15:46](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum trust me piss is on my fur a lot
# [13:16:03](>) ≪To foxcub≫ I-
# [13:16:19](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Actually, nevermind. I don't wanna' know.
# [13:17:52](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum im a little fur.im not potty trend
# [13:18:49](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Well toddle on, then. You do that.
# [13:20:32](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum of corse *flips you off*
# [13:21:38](>) ≪To foxcub≫ I'm exceedingly sorry that I've been nice to you, and show genuine, muted disinterest to the fact you wet yourself. Perpetuate your own horrid babyfur stereotype harder, please, as I've said nothing and done nothing offensive to you.
# [13:22:50](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Take care, good sirrah.
# [13:22:52](>) ≪From foxcub≫ achly you have now byebye
Fucking furries.
# [13:09:38](>) **Ray Ctarltribe yipes, quickly plucking up the cub, grimacing as he then holds him out by his scruff, not wanting to embrace his, well, gold-wetted pelt. "I...think you need a bath, kiddo."
# [13:10:40](>) ≪From foxcub≫ wate are you talking to me
# [13:11:25](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Yes. There was just a great show made of a mare taking a vicious territorial piss on the floor you just laid upon!
# [13:12:49](>) ≪From foxcub≫ looks down*starts to freak out*yuck yuck yuck
# [13:13:08](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Aye, go beat up Colte if you wish to complain.
# [13:15:15](>) ≪To foxcub≫ An' be sure t'give your pelt a preening, too, toots.
# [13:15:46](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum trust me piss is on my fur a lot
# [13:16:03](>) ≪To foxcub≫ I-
# [13:16:19](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Actually, nevermind. I don't wanna' know.
# [13:17:52](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum im a little fur.im not potty trend
# [13:18:49](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Well toddle on, then. You do that.
# [13:20:32](>) ≪From foxcub≫ hum of corse *flips you off*
# [13:21:38](>) ≪To foxcub≫ I'm exceedingly sorry that I've been nice to you, and show genuine, muted disinterest to the fact you wet yourself. Perpetuate your own horrid babyfur stereotype harder, please, as I've said nothing and done nothing offensive to you.
# [13:22:50](>) ≪To foxcub≫ Take care, good sirrah.
# [13:22:52](>) ≪From foxcub≫ achly you have now byebye
Fucking furries.
Words of Wisdom
General | Posted 14 years agoOne of the many distortions of the Internet, I guess. Anything contrary to a troll's assertion, whether it be a genuine point of contention or simply playing devil's advocate, regardless of the level of civility, is deemed "getting mad."
I'm not sure if it's a complete lack of interpretive skills on the part of the troll or just more trolling. Maybe a little bit of both. Like that one "LOL I TROLL U" comic with what they think is happening, anything other than agreement has them tittering "Hee hee.. he's soooooo mad at me!"
-Anonymous
I'm not sure if it's a complete lack of interpretive skills on the part of the troll or just more trolling. Maybe a little bit of both. Like that one "LOL I TROLL U" comic with what they think is happening, anything other than agreement has them tittering "Hee hee.. he's soooooo mad at me!"
-Anonymous
Chatlog Gold
General | Posted 14 years ago[07:59] Chemkit: I don't know if I could ever stand to be pestered by random furries.
[07:59] Chemkit: Especially if I was to go to a convention.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: God ffffffffffffffno.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: No no.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: No no no.
[08:00] Chemkit: The idea of going to one already weirds me out enough. xD
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: I would wield hand sanitizer in one white-knuckle'd fist and bear mace in the other.
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: I would have three settings:
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: HUG!
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: Wash it away, wash the memories away, unclean is unholy, it puts the lotion on its skin...
[08:01] Ray_Ctarltribe: DIE IN A FIRE! *Fsssssssst*
[08:01] Chemkit: xDDD
[08:02] Chemkit: I think it'd be weird to see all the fetish gear being purchased by some giant behemoth wearing cat ears and a tail.
[08:02] Chemkit: I wouldn't be able to handle it.
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: ...So you're saying...
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: Mace in the sprinkler system?
[08:02] Chemkit: YES.
[08:02] Chemkit: Please.
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: Good boy.
[08:02] Chemkit: lol
[07:59] Chemkit: Especially if I was to go to a convention.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: God ffffffffffffffno.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: No no.
[07:59] Ray_Ctarltribe: No no no.
[08:00] Chemkit: The idea of going to one already weirds me out enough. xD
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: I would wield hand sanitizer in one white-knuckle'd fist and bear mace in the other.
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: I would have three settings:
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: HUG!
[08:00] Ray_Ctarltribe: Wash it away, wash the memories away, unclean is unholy, it puts the lotion on its skin...
[08:01] Ray_Ctarltribe: DIE IN A FIRE! *Fsssssssst*
[08:01] Chemkit: xDDD
[08:02] Chemkit: I think it'd be weird to see all the fetish gear being purchased by some giant behemoth wearing cat ears and a tail.
[08:02] Chemkit: I wouldn't be able to handle it.
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: ...So you're saying...
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: Mace in the sprinkler system?
[08:02] Chemkit: YES.
[08:02] Chemkit: Please.
[08:02] Ray_Ctarltribe: Good boy.
[08:02] Chemkit: lol
The definition of Trolling:
General | Posted 15 years agoI will demonstrate what is and isn't trolling.
"I hate Halo. Master Chief sucks." is not trolling.
"I hate Halo. Master Chef sucks." is trolling.
Good day.
"I hate Halo. Master Chief sucks." is not trolling.
"I hate Halo. Master Chef sucks." is trolling.
Good day.
Furry Percentage Meme
General | Posted 15 years agoFurry?
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (FUCK YEAH SEAFOOD)
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper 8C
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park (We don't walk our dogs in the park- we walk them on the hills)
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 1
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to yourself as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals (Gremlins don't count right?)
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0
[] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 2
Grand total: 12% furry.
I can live with that.
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (FUCK YEAH SEAFOOD)
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper 8C
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park (We don't walk our dogs in the park- we walk them on the hills)
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 1
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to yourself as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals (Gremlins don't count right?)
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0
[] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 2
Grand total: 12% furry.
I can live with that.
