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Posted 15 years agoSome people might ask me, 'Dude - there are deleted favorites in your Favorites, service them' to which I've decided I will leave the placeholder there - to mark the passing of -another- piece of artwork that someone decide to blitz - either because they gave up furry for lent, hate my guts, or decided they hate pregnancy or birth artwork.
That, and I am a lazy fuck.
That, and I am a lazy fuck.
Age Meme
Posted 15 years agoAGE MEME - Stolen from 
kyomana
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show up for school late a lot. (not anymore, but used to)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention (had to beat the shit out of one or two people who just wouldn't stop, so sorry).
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (I am an accomplished cook, and my favorite food is often my own)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total = 30
Not bad, only two off.
kyomana[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show up for school late a lot. (not anymore, but used to)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention (had to beat the shit out of one or two people who just wouldn't stop, so sorry).
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (I am an accomplished cook, and my favorite food is often my own)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total = 30
Not bad, only two off.
The fear is strong with this one...
Posted 15 years agoI am a little afriad of what people will say, but then again - the last time I got a response from people was when I was posting about pr0nz.
~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
Deleted?
Posted 16 years agoWhy does it seem like all the pregnancy related posting lately are getting deleted by the poster? I mean, damn... :P
Moving...
Posted 16 years agoI am moving - so if people are trying to find me, and I am not online, its because my computer is packed up and buried in with kitchenware and bedding. :P
Hate
Posted 16 years agoI hate being hated
Fasian Male Pregnancy - Take #2?
Posted 16 years agoWell, I was wondering for all the fans of the pregnant Fasian male out there if they would like to pony up to see another picture of the series. Basically, I want to get another one of him down the road at the birth part of things, but I am pretty short on funds. I am not really intending to beg for money, just figuring if people really -really- want to see it done, and want to see it happen -now-, I would see if people wanted to donate to help that happen. FA PM me if your interested - so I can get you details. If I don't hear from anyone, I don't hear from anyone. *shrugs*
Artist? I need your help! :)
Posted 16 years agoI am currently pondering writing a program to help artists who take commissions organize and keep their jobs on track. However, considering I am -not- an artist, I might need a few tips on what people who -are- artist need in terms of capability. I am not sure if I am going to charge for it, offer a free vs pay version, or go completely commercial either - so if any one of my watchers have pointers, let me know. :)
Yes and No - a Meme stolen
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
Tinintri
The rules are that I only answer Yes or No to the questions but you are free to ask for details from said question.
(For example "Have you eaten cookies"-NO Then you can ask "WHY D:")
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — No
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Knitted? — Yes
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — Yes
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — Yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes
TinintriThe rules are that I only answer Yes or No to the questions but you are free to ask for details from said question.
(For example "Have you eaten cookies"-NO Then you can ask "WHY D:")
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — No
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Knitted? — Yes
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — Yes
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — Yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes
One trick bear...
Posted 16 years agoI feel like everyone just assumes I only ask for pregnant fur artwork... when in the reality, I only look for pregnant furs in artwork to fit stories I run in my head, and that have tales of love, feeling, emotion in it.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
Posted 16 years agoI am trying to find local furs who are interested in playing a Battlestar Galactica roleplaying game with a furry slant. This would be for people who are local to Minneapolis, MN.
In other news, I am also looking into the idea that if the roleplaying game doesn't happen - I can still put together a short film series on the same furry-ized BSG universe I have kicking around in my head. In order to pull it off, though - I'd need to find an artist who would be keen on the BSG universe who could draw characters.
In other news, I am also looking into the idea that if the roleplaying game doesn't happen - I can still put together a short film series on the same furry-ized BSG universe I have kicking around in my head. In order to pull it off, though - I'd need to find an artist who would be keen on the BSG universe who could draw characters.
I'm afriad of 15 out of 75 common fears.
Posted 17 years ago[x] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[X] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[X] closed spaces
[X] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[X] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[X] falling (I'm afraid of heights... ; - ; )
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[X] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood (not afraid so much as get queasy when I see too much of it, and it's not my own)
[ ] dinosaurs (Just a T-Rex if it were alive... since they aren't, I'm not)
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret
Final Total: 15
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[X] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[X] closed spaces
[X] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[X] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[X] falling (I'm afraid of heights... ; - ; )
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[X] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood (not afraid so much as get queasy when I see too much of it, and it's not my own)
[ ] dinosaurs (Just a T-Rex if it were alive... since they aren't, I'm not)
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret
Final Total: 15
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
Song choices...
Posted 17 years agoIf any of you read Wrongside - a wonderful, if a bit....dark....comic done by the talented Amanda Payne, you'd know that one of the main characters *might be* getting killed off... and this main character is definitely a favorite of this bear, for more than just the rounded reason *^.^* I...don't want to jinx things... but I am pondering making a memorial video for the character (again, if she dies) and I don't know what music best fits with it... So, perhaps a weigh in might be in order?
So, for the dying mother...
Sarah McLachlan's Angel
-or-
Josh Groban's To Where You Are
If you have no idea what I am talking about on the comic front - check out http://www.ayzewi.com/. WARNING - NSFW
As far as the songs go, perhaps you can listen to small snippets on iTunes or Amazon's music store?
So, for the dying mother...
Sarah McLachlan's Angel
-or-
Josh Groban's To Where You Are
If you have no idea what I am talking about on the comic front - check out http://www.ayzewi.com/. WARNING - NSFW
As far as the songs go, perhaps you can listen to small snippets on iTunes or Amazon's music store?
Burying the hatchet...
Posted 17 years ago...a stray butt-dial made me realize that I really wish I could bury the hatchet with S... The whole story goes something like this.
I was riding the bus, cell phone in my pocket with the keyboard lock on (so I thought) and I reached the first stop over on my way to work. I checked the time, and found - to my horror - that my phone had called S's husband like three times. Around June of last year, we had a really big falling out - and a serious case of hate has been going since then.
I guess I kept their numbers in hope that someday, we might hash things out - forgive and forget, you know - so if we ever ran into one another at a convention or something, they would not feel the need to lunge over the table to kick my ass.
How do you bury the hatchet with someone who hates you over something you wish you could have the opportunity to explain... This whole neverending hate thing is wearing me out, making me feel old....
S, could we stop the hate? Could we bury the hatchet?
I was riding the bus, cell phone in my pocket with the keyboard lock on (so I thought) and I reached the first stop over on my way to work. I checked the time, and found - to my horror - that my phone had called S's husband like three times. Around June of last year, we had a really big falling out - and a serious case of hate has been going since then.
I guess I kept their numbers in hope that someday, we might hash things out - forgive and forget, you know - so if we ever ran into one another at a convention or something, they would not feel the need to lunge over the table to kick my ass.
How do you bury the hatchet with someone who hates you over something you wish you could have the opportunity to explain... This whole neverending hate thing is wearing me out, making me feel old....
S, could we stop the hate? Could we bury the hatchet?
10 Character Facts
Posted 17 years agoSome little facts about Tessiha...
1. She is the religious icon for her people. Her name means 'goddess mother' in their language
2. She spends time alive, and mortal from time to time. When seen in her more godly form, her dress is white. When she is mortal, it is a baby blue color.
3. For being a goddess, she has very limited powers when mortal - any godly powers depleting her life significantly whenever they are used.
4. Throughout her people's history, her common appearance has changed from that of a brave but wary mother, to a fierce warrior mother, to proud and strong matriarch, to her most current appearance - the peaceful, sweet natured midwife.
5. Whenever anyone has claimed to see her godly form, she is -always- pregnant.
6. While in her godly form, she is omnipotent (god, you know, the usual), however - in mortal form, she is absent-minded, forgetful, and a bit ditzy - her memory horribly fragmented.
7. Goddesshood was not a choice for Tessiha - it was forced on her, through circumstances beyond her control.
8. She has an evil older sister, named Gwendal, that often shares her appearance - however, her material form is horribly disfigured by radiation and chemical burns. It hints at the end of Tessiha's world and the beginning of her race. Often, Tessiha has to sacrifice herself to save the living from her sister - who hates her intensely, a feeling unmatched by Tess, who pities Gwen.
9. Tessiha is fascinated by humans, who she has only seen in recent history. They resemble what her people used to look like before the circumstances that led to her becoming a goddess - though she doesn't remember that when she is mortal. They merely are a curiousity worthy of intense investigation to her.
10. One of the hardest things to her, admittedly, was learning to speak English.
1. She is the religious icon for her people. Her name means 'goddess mother' in their language
2. She spends time alive, and mortal from time to time. When seen in her more godly form, her dress is white. When she is mortal, it is a baby blue color.
3. For being a goddess, she has very limited powers when mortal - any godly powers depleting her life significantly whenever they are used.
4. Throughout her people's history, her common appearance has changed from that of a brave but wary mother, to a fierce warrior mother, to proud and strong matriarch, to her most current appearance - the peaceful, sweet natured midwife.
5. Whenever anyone has claimed to see her godly form, she is -always- pregnant.
6. While in her godly form, she is omnipotent (god, you know, the usual), however - in mortal form, she is absent-minded, forgetful, and a bit ditzy - her memory horribly fragmented.
7. Goddesshood was not a choice for Tessiha - it was forced on her, through circumstances beyond her control.
8. She has an evil older sister, named Gwendal, that often shares her appearance - however, her material form is horribly disfigured by radiation and chemical burns. It hints at the end of Tessiha's world and the beginning of her race. Often, Tessiha has to sacrifice herself to save the living from her sister - who hates her intensely, a feeling unmatched by Tess, who pities Gwen.
9. Tessiha is fascinated by humans, who she has only seen in recent history. They resemble what her people used to look like before the circumstances that led to her becoming a goddess - though she doesn't remember that when she is mortal. They merely are a curiousity worthy of intense investigation to her.
10. One of the hardest things to her, admittedly, was learning to speak English.
Pregnant woman portfolio
Posted 17 years agoI believe a pregnant fur portfolio would be very nice. People are definitely ok to steal that idea. :)
Missing artwork?
Posted 18 years agoSome of you might notice that your favorites are now missing, gone, deleted, adios amigos... It's because the artist that drew them for me (or provided the pencils) and I had a major falling out via the agent. I am not going to be the bad guy and be all explicit about what was said, or who did what - but it's been said, and it's been done.
I pulled it was I will run under the assumption since we did not have a written agreement in place to allow me to post them (just verbal) that permission could be revoked without notice to me. Since I do consider the idea of property very important - I will not just blatently break the rules.
I'm sorry that I had to pull them, but it had to be done.
I pulled it was I will run under the assumption since we did not have a written agreement in place to allow me to post them (just verbal) that permission could be revoked without notice to me. Since I do consider the idea of property very important - I will not just blatently break the rules.
I'm sorry that I had to pull them, but it had to be done.
Digital Inking?
Posted 18 years agoI've been experimenting with my own art skills - and I run into the following problem:
When I ink in Photoshop, I use the reference pencil in the background as the original layer. However, when I hide the original, the inking layer looks like I used an old dry marker - the line is all broken and ugly looking. :P
What am I doing wrong?
When I ink in Photoshop, I use the reference pencil in the background as the original layer. However, when I hide the original, the inking layer looks like I used an old dry marker - the line is all broken and ugly looking. :P
What am I doing wrong?
My Bar Tab is $620... [MEME]
Posted 18 years agoI am the most boring person ever.... either that, or the meme asks the wrong questions...
--] MEME [--
This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
--] End of Meme [--
Just did it as I have nothing else to do
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This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
--] End of Meme [--
Just did it as I have nothing else to do
Sammich...
Posted 18 years agoIf I had artistic talent, I would draw a copy of Tessiha eating a sammich... mmmmmm, sammiches
SUBMISSION FAILURE!
Posted 18 years agoWell, it appears FA has stopped accepting ANY submissions I try to make
RH Profile - Was Dared to...
Posted 18 years agoNICE GUYS FINISH LAST
Posted 18 years agoTo every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're BEAUTIFUL."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that REALLY would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with MEANING.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home even though she went home with that other guy.
To every guy that would sit and WAIT for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to CUDDLE.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he CARED through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the ONE.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that WASN'T just trying to get laid.
To every guy that gave his HEART and SOUL.
To every guy who PRAYS that she is HAPPY even if you are not with her.
***Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore ... And because of this, there are not many left out there!!!
If you are a nice guy repost this with "Nice guys finish last." in great big letters
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should try to accomplish even a few of these repost this with: "To the nice guys left behind"
::snagged this from Fluffball's page and couldn't agree more; there are far too few guys like this in the world.
To every guy that's said, "You're BEAUTIFUL."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that REALLY would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with MEANING.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home even though she went home with that other guy.
To every guy that would sit and WAIT for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to CUDDLE.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he CARED through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the ONE.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that WASN'T just trying to get laid.
To every guy that gave his HEART and SOUL.
To every guy who PRAYS that she is HAPPY even if you are not with her.
***Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore ... And because of this, there are not many left out there!!!
If you are a nice guy repost this with "Nice guys finish last." in great big letters
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should try to accomplish even a few of these repost this with: "To the nice guys left behind"
::snagged this from Fluffball's page and couldn't agree more; there are far too few guys like this in the world.
Photographs?
Posted 19 years agoI have a bunch of photographs I have taken at various conventions, and I would love to submit them - but it apparently doesn't allow photos as a media type. :P
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